Chuck needs Spanx

January 13, 2009 15:52:00 Posted at January 13, 2009 15:52:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was our fixation this week. That Ed Westwick’s suits were just a little too tight… Sorry this is late and thanks for your messages asking about today’s Gossip Girl post. Duana, Michelle, and I we live across the country from each other. It’s an excuse for us to talk smack on Skype, be totally unproductive, and catch up in that intangible way friends do when life and LIFE often takes over. Full Story

Raw fish and babies

January 13, 2009 14:31:54 Posted at January 13, 2009 14:31:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Kate Moss and her boyfriend Jamie Hince went out for sushi today in London. Boyfriend and possible baby father? The UK press has been buzzing about it for weeks. Ugh. The dreaded bumpwatch. So even though she was smoking on vacation in Thailand, Kate being Kate, pregnancy rumours continue to swirl. Full Story

Big Boy Bitch Fight

January 13, 2009 12:56:51 Posted at January 13, 2009 12:56:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adults open hand slapping each other. No, not an episode of Real Housewives but two major Hollywood directors engaged in a blockbuster pissing contest. Amazing. Michael Bay is the director of many well known mindless summer blow-em-up movies and most recently Transformers. The sequel Revenge of the Fallen is due out on June 26th. Full Story

What are you doing on Friday?

January 13, 2009 11:22:00 Posted at January 13, 2009 11:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

WAIT. Don’t skip this. Just a few short thoughts before you click away: It’s not about football. It’s about relationships. And family. And great television. So what’s the problem??? January 16th is Friday Night. Hell yeah. Season 3. Friday Night Lights. It’s back! On NBC in the US and in Canada for those of you who’ve been asking – Global at 9pm. Full Story

No entry for victims of Ebola

January 13, 2009 09:14:47 Posted at January 13, 2009 09:14:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Globes, the parties… Let’s start with Jared Leto. Jared Leto’s career died about a year ago after he was photographed kissing Hollywood Ebola Paris Hilton at Sundance. You can read its obituary here Full Story

Chicken Fried Pippy Shelf Ass!

January 13, 2009 09:03:00 Posted at January 13, 2009 09:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night! All in the same space! Oh la! So Justin Timberlake and his clinger Jessica Biel were having dinner at Yatai in West Hollywood. Britney Spears walks in with her mother. According to eyewitnesses, when Pip and Shelfy saw her come in, they sank into their seats, dying from awkwardness. Britney ended up at a table nearby. Full Story

Manslinger finds a keeper?

January 13, 2009 08:01:30 Posted at January 13, 2009 08:01:30
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I reported yesterday that contrary to dumbass rumours that Kate Hudson was manslinging ARod on the sly, she had actually hooked up with Adam Scott in Hawaii. Check it – first photo, Kate and Adam on the beach. Full Story

The Freeze retreats

January 13, 2009 07:35:33 Posted at January 13, 2009 07:35:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Remember in high school if something embarrassing happened in class, like in gym, maybe you bent over awkwardly and flashed your ass, or Toby told everyone he took your virginity, or you totally missed your high note at the recital, or Max declared he didn’t want to go steady anymore during lunch in front of all your friends and was holding hands with Claire by next period…remember? Me? All of the above. Full Story

Always with mom

January 13, 2009 07:17:14 Posted at January 13, 2009 07:17:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That asstalking ingrate Katherine Heigl was not at the Globes on Sunday. Unlike previous years, Grey’s was not represented at the show because, well, it sucks. The second half of 2008 was very, very quiet for Heigl. After shooting off her mouth about her writers’ undeserving plotline, she smartly disappeared for while, did not go shopping every day with the paps, and has since remained very much undercover, celebrating her first year anniversary recently, collecting a meaningless People’s Choice Award and, yes, spending time with mom, her manager. Full Story

Calling out the family pimp

January 13, 2009 07:01:22 Posted at January 13, 2009 07:01:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Britney Spears introduced her “tour team” on her website yesterday. As previously reported, Jamie King has replaced Wade Robson and a new choreography team is on board too. Meanwhile her former manager Johnny Wright spoke very candidly about the new Chicken Fried tour – Circus has moved ahead at an alarming pace considering Britney was still completely unstable a year ago, running around Los Angeles with Adnan the shady pap and a British accent. Full Story