Thursday, April 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

There are two kinds of cheetos in this world. Ones who work. And ones who don’t.

She needed a nap, ok?

Chicken Fried, oh the DRAMA! She was overdue!

Last night. Vancouver. Circus Tour. 3 songs into it, Britney walks off. For over half an hour. Darren and I, we were worried we’d get trampled by half dressed girls rioting. Thankfully someone was able to cajole Chicken Fried into resuming. Amazing. Was the most exciting development during an otherwise timewaster of a show. More observations later.

Thursday – all day new articles. And have a great long weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Ryan Reynolds did not need a reshoot.

Twilight: your Easter treat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 17:51:00 April 9, 2009 17:51:00

Ready? They hate. But I enable. Exclusive photos: Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart shooting scenes for New Moon together today along with the high school crew and a glimpse of Tayor Lautner too. Looks like they’re doing a much, much better job with the makeup this time around especially Pattinson’s Edward. Full Story

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Hello Iman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 14:51:00 April 9, 2009 14:51:00

Don’t tell me what happened in Project Runway Canada this week. It’s on PVR. Like I said, I have serious PVR memory stress. It’s inching towards 75%. Am panicking. Anyway, Project Runway in the US has finally been given the green light to move ahead after a legal battle kept the new season off the air. Full Story

Russell Brand with two

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 11:55:32 April 9, 2009 11:55:32

I just… I don’t get it. At all. Russell Brand’s reputation – how does he do it? Would you do it? Two women were photographed exiting Russell’s house this morning, both in bathrobes, realising that their cars were being ticketed by parking attendants. Worst Walk of Shame ever, right? Can you imagine having paps around shooting your morning after a threesome? Russell emerged later on swinging a big dick. Full Story

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Nikki’s back

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 11:23:51 April 9, 2009 11:23:51

It is a fried rice day! Because I have been anointed! A lovely shout-out from the grand poobah of gossip himself, Ted Casablanca. Ted hearts me! Dear Ted – I heart you back! Come to Vancouver for a visit and the real scoop on Twilight? Catch some crazy twi-hard fever? We’ll drop in on Robert Pattinson, just like Nikki Reed. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 10:56:23 April 9, 2009 10:56:23

Leave his ass alone! (Dlisted)

Halle Berry boyfriend jeans (Hollywood Tuna)

Brad’s daddy bag (Just Jared)

Bags like Britney’s should be banned (Pop Sugar)

Who still cares about him? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I can’t help it. My dirty mind…it went there (INO)

Who has a Wig Room?!?! (Cele|bitchy)

Ummm…where JailBait sleeps sometimes (Holy Moly)

When models say dumb things (Popoholic)

For once I agree with this bitch (The Superficial)

Own your own GOOP!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:44:45 April 9, 2009 09:44:45

It’s Thursday GOOP Day! And this time – thankfully – it’s not about recipes or raising children. This week, it’s about clothes! Click here for the latest newsletter. Gwyneth Paltrow’s spring recommendations. Full Story

Vraiment?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:29:06 April 9, 2009 09:29:06

The economy is in the sh-ts. Even the owner of the Montreal Canadiens, one the most storied franchises in sport, needs to downsize. So the team is up for sale… 10 potentials buyers are bidding. Among them: La Grande Fromage herself, Celine Dion. In partnership with Guy Laliberte (Cirque du Soleil) and Quebecor Media. Full Story

Glamour Queen of the Week: Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 09:04:19 April 9, 2009 09:04:19

And gossip queen too. The cover of Us Weekly and the top story this week – Lindsay Lohan single, sad, and poor. But not too poor to get her hair fixed. That raggedy weave was looking tired and stank. So she and her hag sister Ali hit up a salon yesterday for a touch-up. Looks much, MUCH better. Full Story

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Amy Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 08:25:26 April 9, 2009 08:25:26

“Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.” Parenting tips from Amy Poehler. There is not enough of Amy. Full Story

Jen & Jason at night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:44:06 April 9, 2009 07:44:06

On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her time in New York. Full Story

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