To Kellie S – Happy 46th Birthday on Sunday! It’s a lucky day, non? Congratulations to Erin in Calgary – getting called to your second Bar! Kim, Tami, Sara, and Christina are thinking of you fondly and are so very proud! Happy B-day Briony! 29 is NOT old. Full Story
Tonight. Vancouver. Touched for the very first time.
My main ‘mo Darren and I have been flapping about this for weeks. And we are not alone. They are coming from far and wide…
See you there?
Daniel Craig loves Satsuki Mitchell. Like really, really loves her. More on that below.
It’s Thursday – am blogging til Madonna.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Body Over Baby is not Marcia Cross.
PPS. Kate Hudson is not a warring bitch. Neither is Kristin Bell, even though she totally could be.
It’s always a Brazilian model, non? Oh those Twilight super fans. Those message board moms have been wailing into their keyboards lately. Because Robert Pattinson is supposed to be Edward Cullen. And “dazzling” Edward Cullen, in the books, who could have any girl he wants, fell in love with someone regular. Full Story
Who’s a bigger liar? Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman…or Posh and her concrete tits? Gran claims she’s not motivated by vanity. That she doesn’t fuss about her looks. Right. And now Victoria. Yesterday I reported that Victoria’s body will be representing the new Armani women’s underwear line Full Story
In the sweet name of things that still move… give us courage to look upon the face of Granny Freeze on the cover of Parade Magazine. It is the future. And the future is frozen. How can she cry when she probably botoxed her tear ducts too? Anyway, it’s now the beginning of the Australia onslaught. Full Story
I like it. At the airport today with Jamie Hince (still can’t believe she hasn’t got back with Pete Doherty) headed for LA. Shorter hair, fresh face, and a smile… looks good on her, non? Wonder what she’s so happy about. Do a bump in the Rolls? They were dropped off in one at Heathrow. Full Story
She has a new job. Unlike her peers, Courteney Cox appears to be willing to embrace her 40s. Same cannot be said for Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who, three years YOUNGER than Courteney, is botox bent on pretending she’s still an infant. Just announced – Courteney is starring in a new tv pilot called Cougar Town playing a newly single mother of a teenager trolling for younger men, smartly choosing to stay in television…where she belongs. Full Story
CoCo > Kardashian (Dlisted)
Supermodel Milk Maid (Hollywood Tuna)
Disney GayFace in the shower (Just Jared)
Christian Bale. That’s all. (Pop Sugar)
Becks can’t help himself (IDLYITW)
Halloween costume idea: Asian rub’n’tug whore (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Russell Brand loyalty (Holy Moly)
Like he has a choice? (INO)
The Beckhams… superheroes??? (Cele|bitchy)
Oh Katie… oh no… (Webster’s is my Bitch)
Thinner than ever in New York (look at the legs) with Samantha yesterday, here’s Lindsay Lohan in grey tights and a wicked leather jacket and bag hopping on the subway with the paps…because she’s just so real? Admittedly though, she does look great. Makes me angry to say that – that she can be unhealthy but not necessary unattractive. Full Story