Here’s what I love about Vegas. Everything that’s good for you requires a fee. Hotels charge between $25 - $50 to use the gym. Alcohol and cigarettes however are totally free. Please. Why don’t I live there?
On the down side, we were totally violated at the tables. On the up side, my sunglasses found me! Have been looking for ages.
What did I learn this weekend?
Was indoctrinated into the world of the Nascar Groupie. There was a race this weekend. Have never seen so many perms in my life. Jeff Gordon is like Johnny Depp for them.
Monday – am home now. Blogging all day, check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Demi & Ashton, while douchey together, were not starving together.
PPS. Have you met Sharleen Spiteri? All the Times I Cried is a great song. She looks amazing in red tights. And she bitch slapped Ebola Hilton at a club. So go out and support Sharleen. Download her album. TWICE. Thanks to all of you who sent the clip.
Sharleen Spiteri hates Ebola
Love it or hate it, at least she’s never boring. Or prom blue. It’s Charlize Theron in Paris tonight at the premiere of The Burning Plain with director Guillermo Arriaga, Alejandro Gonzalez Inarritu’s one time collaborator now going solo after the two bitchslapped each other publicly over Babel. Full Story
Tonight on eTalk… World exclusive: the first official photos of Rachel McAdams and Josh Lucas together in Toronto all over each other and it’s not just what they were doing but WHERE they were doing it… At the same place she and Ryan Gosling were last shot all PDA and loved up last summer. Full Story
Whirlwind tour through Europe – is London the final stop? No doubt she’s probably in a hurry to get back to John Mayer, especially since Megan Fox is on the loose. Here are Jennifer Aniston and Owen Wilson at the UK premiere of Marley tonight. Terrible dress choice, non? Prom blue and frumpy, hiding her best assets, and a pair of fitting shoes too. Full Story
They arrived in Vegas yesterday to promote their movie – the fans lost their sh-t. Here are the Vagina Virgins greeting their devoted. They certainly needed the love. Because their concert film was supposed to open at #1 this weekend. Instead, it came in at #2 behind Tyler Perry’s Madea Goes to Jail. Full Story
Paul Rudd is Tom Ford! (Dlisted)
Believe it not, these are NOT wax figures (Hollywood Tuna)
Filthy Scab wears white (Just Jared)
Many of you are suggesting she’s pregnant. Is she? (Pop Sugar)
Nicolette in wears white (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
ManSlinger’s mom wash jeans (INO)
Her wedding dress portended her marriage…? (Cele|bitchy)
Lilo: Jewish for the bar circuit (IDLYITW)
Scarjo cosmetics (A Socialite's Life)
La Lopez wears white (ICYDK)
Little Sci plays Scrabble… Amazing, non? Xenu develops advanced readers. Katie Holmes on the cover of the new Glamour – gorgeous photo shoot but for one image of the Robo trying to be “sexy”. She’s leaning back in black fishnets with one hand around her neck and a come hither expression… looks ridiculous. Full Story
KatE Holmes has been shooting The Extra Man in New York the last couple of weeks. Saturday night she was back in LA with the GMD and daughter Isabella, having dinner at Il Sole with John Lithgow with whom she shared the stage in All My Sons. UK tabloids are reporting that Katie’s on some cleanse to beef up her eggs or something, trying to conceive again. Full Story
Canada doesn’t have a star system. Makes me crazy. In other countries, in the UK, in Australia, in France, in Spain, all over Europe, there is a local star system with many, many celebrities that don’t translate across borders but, who nevertheless, form the foundation for a thriving entertainment ecosystem indigenous to that particular region. Full Story
These photos, they kill me. At the Cesar Film Awards in Paris – the French Oscars – Sean Penn as usual looking crusty and bored, especially in the audience. But not when Emma Thompson is around! She makes my life. And the way she looks is the way she is – hilarious, unpretentious, freespirited, the best. Full Story