Johnny on Sunday!

January 9, 2009 08:56:12 Posted at January 9, 2009 08:56:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Woah. The Globes this year – they are making up for lost time. Just confirmed by the HFPA… Johnny Depp will present on Sunday. Johnny! Depp! So let’s recap: Depp will be there. Pitt will be there. Cruise will be there. Jolie too. And Spielberg. And Lopez. And it goes on… Clooney is missing. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 9, 2009 08:46:18 Posted at January 9, 2009 08:46:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button’s sh-t! (Dlisted)

Alba Bitch mom pants (Hollywood Tuna)

I love Kelly’s new song (Just Jared)

Friday Night Lights – oh Tyra! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Chicken Fried toned back (Pop Sugar)

Angie tries not to kill Anne…again! (Candy Kirby)

Ashlee Simpson looks like Wynona Judd…is she going country too? (INO)

Random hookup of the week (Cele|bitchy)

Li’l Kim wants no Notorious (A Socialite's Life)

For your consideration

January 9, 2009 08:41:28 Posted at January 9, 2009 08:41:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Have never felt strongly either way about Aaron Eckhart. He can be a dick but nothing that distinguishes him from the pack, and a few years back at TIFF, Elle Macpherson tried to maul him and he was like – um, I’ll take a pass because your ferocious lioness play is freakin’ me out… which for some can be interpreted as a little limp. Full Story

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Like his mentor

January 9, 2009 07:55:39 Posted at January 9, 2009 07:55:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Emile Hirsch is a Sean Penn protégé. Professionally and personally. Recently during the Milk promotional tour, Emile was approached by two eager, Hello Kitty style fans who’d been wating, and squealing, and holding hands, and clutching their stuffed toys, angst-ridden over meeting their idol. Full Story

Button’s Best

January 9, 2009 07:21:00 Posted at January 9, 2009 07:21:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Curious Case of Benjamin Button – it’s a good movie, it’s an enjoyable movie, it’s a three hour movie and enduring it isn’t horrible at all… But … That’s it. My problem with Benjamin Button is that I didn’t really care about Benjamin Button. Full Story

Oh yeah it was B-tch Face!

January 9, 2009 07:07:47 Posted at January 9, 2009 07:07:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I mentioned earlier, see the Brange post below, Angelina Jolie supposedly cut her eye at Anne Hathaway during Anne’s acceptance speech last night at Critics’ Choice. The clip has hit YouTube. Oh la! La la la! It’s the Bitch Face to end all Bitch Faces!!! Like I’m surprised Annie’s still alive this morning! Seriously Angelina couldn’t even pretend. Full Story

Kate vs Pene

January 9, 2009 06:57:02 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:57:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Winslet won for Best Supporting Actress last night at Critics’ Choice making it a very tight race between her and Penelope Cruz for Oscar. Kate was not there last night to collect her award, hanging back instead in New York for an appearance on Letterman before heading to LA some time today to attend the Globes. Full Story

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Kate’s best dress

January 9, 2009 06:46:13 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:46:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Favourite dress of the night from Critics’ Choice – definitely Kate Beckinsale. The colour, it was so warm. And the detail…amazing. Here she is with her husband Len Wiseman, happy to be included at the party among the Best Actress nominees. Kate is not nominated for a Golden Globe and has not been announced as a presenter so she likely will not be in attendance on Sunday. Full Story

The two that don’t belong

January 9, 2009 06:36:12 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:36:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Eva Longoria and Katy Perry… On EVERY level. Like WAY out of their league. And of course they both look like ass. Total ASS. Katy, poor thing, appears to be completely overwhelmed and tried too hard with that ridiculous dress. What the hell is she doing there??? And Eva, oh Eva, as always, armed with Ken Paves’s tacky brush, seems incapable of wearing a colour that doesn’t belong at a children’s birthday party. Full Story

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Anne’s double win week?

January 9, 2009 06:27:35 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:27:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She and Meryl Streep tied last night for Best Actress. Anne looked adorably and appropriately surprised. Meryl didn’t bother to show up. She’ll be at the Globes on Sunday, she probably didn’t feel like leaving New York two days early for yet another awards show. Amazing. Early in the season, it was thought that Sally Hawkins was the front-runner for Happy-Go-Lucky. Full Story

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Empty night for the Brange

January 9, 2009 06:11:00 Posted at January 9, 2009 06:11:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

We don’t get VH1 here in Canada so I couldn’t see for myself. But word is Angelina made a bitch face when Anne Hathaway and Meryl Streep were announced as co-winners for Best Actress? True or not true? Thing is… Angelina didn’t have a chance. And she would have known this. So maybe the bitch face wasn’t so much a bitch face as it was a thin face? Because as beautiful as she is, and of course she’s totally gorgeous, her face could use some fat. Full Story

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