Midlife Madonna designs for douches

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:33:44 March 6, 2009 07:33:44

You know I love her. And I will defend her to the end. Almost the end. Against Guy Ritchie’s leaks, against the misogyny of the UK papers, I will defend her right to show off her body, to date younger as long as its legal, Madge and I we disagree over her obsessive workout regimen and what she does to her face but for the most part, I am a follower. Full Story

A Powerful Noise

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:09:00 March 6, 2009 07:09:00

It’s a documentary chronicling the experiences of 3 women in Mali, Vietnam, and Bosnia-Herzegovina as they work to “overcome barriers to lead day-to-day battles against ignorance, poverty, oppression, and ethnic strife.” Natalie Portman has, for several years now, been actively involved in advocating for rights of disadvantaged women particularly in the third world as the Ambassador of Hope for FINCA with specific focus on pro-active efforts to help communities help themselves escape the cycle of poverty. Full Story

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Look at what I bought!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 07:01:07 March 6, 2009 07:01:07

Posh has some new gear. Or some old gear she needs to be photographed to make room for her new gear. Either way, she needs you to see her in this outfit. So here’s Victoria Beckham at LAX yesterday heading to Europe, dressed totally appropriately in a grey trench with a matching driver’s cap and 6 inch heels, her sequined Valentino, trying to pretend the paps are making her miserable. Full Story

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March 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 6, 2009 06:51:47 March 6, 2009 06:51:47

Happy Birthday Margaret D! 3 and 8 are great numbers! Wishing you a lovely Sunday and an even lovelier year. To Crystal – good luck training for your half marathon, inspired by 13 year old Jessica who fought cancer last year and is now in mission! I voted for you in the Viva La Resolution Contest Full Story

Thursday, March 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

No question, best guest so far on Jimmy Fallon had to be Cameron Diaz last night. Suck it Pippy! Cam was promoting … nothing. She was not there to sell anything. She was simply there to support a friend – Cam’s besties with Drew whose business partner is married to Jimmy. As such, Cam showed up to help out.

But not even Cam can make sateen work.

LOVE the belted genie jumpsuit. She’s so tall, rail thin, she can pull it off. But for that lumpy fabric. And it gets so wrinkly, especially after she got up to dance. Michelle are you dying? As for the shoes…they’re gorgeous and they’re Burberry and I’m never wearing them again. Bought the same pair last year for the Junos and now realise I looked like a dumpy troll in them compared to her.

For full length interview of Cam on Fallon, click here. To watch just the dance-off segment, video below.

Cam was a late day post yesterday, so pretty and stylish, so much more than Hermy Biel, en route to the Fallon taping. Scroll down for photos.

It’s Thursday – my favourite Pattinson gossip of the week, some more Taylor Kitsch, Hayden and Rachel and some farm animals… and more. Am blogging all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Chris and Gwyneth are not married anorexics.

PPS. Are you a fan of The L Word? The show is coming to an end after 6 season and they’re auctioning off pieces from the set AND … clothing! 70 racks of DESIGNER CLOTHING!!! Click here to see. The auction happens on March 7th and there’s no minimum bid. More information here.

Cameron Diaz on Late Night with Jimmy Fallon

He is Brad Pitt

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 17:24:20 March 5, 2009 17:24:20

There are some of you who insist that you’re over the Brange. That you don’t get the frenzy. The mass hysteria. You are in the minority. When we were in LA the other day, we had a meeting with a powerful PR dude, runs several high profile events, is connected in Hollywood and Washington, super smart…etc. Full Story

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Green hat alert!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 14:53:52 March 5, 2009 14:53:52

Those of you who’ve been visiting this site for a while now (thank you!) should know the Green Hat deal. We Chinese, we don’t wear green hats. Green hats are a sign that you’re being chumped. Speaking of chumped… Where is the GMD? Katie walked around on set in NYC today in a green hat. Full Story

Counting down Canadian X

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 12:31:16 March 5, 2009 12:31:16

Every comic book geek I talk to – they all love Gambit. I’ve never read one, I’ll take their word for it. Besides, I already know that Gambit is my favourite. Because he’s being played by Taylor Kitsch. Two posts in two days – yay! It’s a new series of promo photos for the upcoming Wolverine, very highly anticipated and featuring a double dose of Maple Leaf both from the Vancouver area. Full Story

Back on top!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 11:39:05 March 5, 2009 11:39:05

Ummm…yeah… so Becks has been sitting #4 on the Freebie 5 for a while after topping it for years. It was his hair, I think. Wasn’t feeling the buzz. As you know, he’s been growing it. And he’s back! Back at #1! David Beckham in Milan at a fashion week event – a perfect suit, the sexiest squint, quivering my lady business harder than he has in a long, long time. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 11:07:02 March 5, 2009 11:07:02

Who the f-ck is paying to see this? WHO??? (Dlisted)

The black hole vag on the attack (Hollywood Tuna)

These two are not the anorexic couple…but they could be (Just Jared)

Little Harlow’s little curls (Pop Sugar)

Um … this is what Kanye is supposed to be tapping (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Robo trumps Lilo! HAAAAAAAAA! (INO)

Now this is a book deal I will buy (Cele|bitchy)

Can’t decide if I like this dress. You? (Popoholic)

Do you believe JailBait? (Holy Moly)

Ugh. Do we have to care about these people? (The Blemish)

Vancouver Vampire and a Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 5, 2009 10:05:55 March 5, 2009 10:05:55

Yes. I can confirm that Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are currently in Vancouver prepping for the Twilight Sequel New Moon. Go get her Emily! Arrived yesterday late afternoon, Rob was taken out a side/back entrance to avoid being attacked by twi-hards. Ugh. In my city. They are nothing if not tenacious, and f-cking crazy. Full Story