Angie under the radar?

October 28, 2008 08:10:40 Posted at October 28, 2008 08:10:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Had to laugh this morning after reading the opening line of the Angelina Jolie article on “She may be the most photographed woman in the world. But even Angelina Jolie can fly under the radar.” Why is this news? Been blogging about it for years. Full Story

That’s all?

October 28, 2008 07:37:12 Posted at October 28, 2008 07:37:12
Lainey Posted by Lainey

That’s all she’s got? That’s all she brought? No one cared about Easy Virtue at TIFF. Like seriously, it came and went and received rather tepid reviews and Shelf Ass had to restrategise. Next thing you know, she and Pipsqueak are photographed every f-cking day on holiday in Rome Coincidence or conspiracy? Now the studio is pushing her out hard front and centre as the driving force for the film. Full Story

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Old Hag Halloween

October 28, 2008 07:13:08 Posted at October 28, 2008 07:13:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Here’s 30 year old Ali Lohan trying to look like a teenager again at the Animals Fair Magazine Halloween Party last night. I think her costume was a cat. A skanky cat. A cat with a see through top showing off her abs and tacky ass acrylic nails. Ali also appears to be borrowing her sister’s dirty face. Full Story

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One Lover Won’t Promote

October 28, 2008 07:01:33 Posted at October 28, 2008 07:01:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Oh there he is. While Gwyneth Paltrow has dutifully performed red carpet responsibilities for their film Two Lovers in Cannes and most recently in London last week, Joaquin Phoenix has been missing for months, finally turning up last night at a star studded benefit in San Francisco, arriving with close friend Casey Affleck, looking like all kinds of sh-t. Full Story

October 28, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 28, 2008 06:51:58 Posted at October 28, 2008 06:51:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Auntie Carrie from Auntie Lisa—who is eagerly awaiting the sequel this summer! Congratulations to the newly engaged Rachel H who is so in love from your friend Alex F who is so happy for you. To Rhonda with the broken wrist – sending you my very, very best get well wishes. And I’m totally there with you about the suckiness of dependency. Full Story

Monday, October 27, 2008

Dear Gossips,

We spent our final night in London at a dance party – our own, in jammies, givin’er to “party bangers” on MTV UK, inspired by Beyonce’s Crazy In Love video (KILLER!) and culminating in the Sister Act 2 medley off YouTube as requested by Duana… because there’s always time for a little Joyful, Joyful.


Lauryn Hill. We miss you.

Monday – am home now, blogging on regular schedule and all day today. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Besties in Bed is not Adrien Brody and Mark Ruffalo.

PPS. Why does Chris Martin suck major ass these days? Did you see Coldplay on SNL? My husband and I, and we are fans, we own several copies of every album, we have spent good money on multiple concerts, are becoming more and more embarrassed seeing Chris sing live…he canNOT hit the high notes. And what was once a charming dork has now become a cheese dork. Totally not the same.

PPPS. LOVE the name Archie!

PPPPS. The girls and I, while in London, we created the anti-GOOP. Launching soon. Stay tuned.

PPPPPS. Jennifer Garner is not a warring bitch. Neither is Sienna Miller.

Now this is a dress

October 27, 2008 17:14:06 Posted at October 27, 2008 17:14:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Rachel Weisz at the Brothers Bloom premiere in London. Right? Like architecture. But fashion. Wicked. Brothers Bloom opens some time in December. Duana and Michelle loved it at TIFF. And we all had our very own Adrien Brody moment at the Park Hyatt during the festival too. Which is why it’s such a shame. Full Story

An American call girl in Moscow

October 27, 2008 15:21:01 Posted at October 27, 2008 15:21:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Duana, Michelle, and I… we came home from Europe OBSESSED with Russians. Like, we can’t believe we were so late to arrive at the Russian party. Because Russians are amazing. We are all about Russians. Or at least the ones on our trip. As I mentioned last week, Grey Goose invited international media to Europe to promote their product and to introduce their new flavours. Full Story

Bunion Break!

October 27, 2008 13:47:32 Posted at October 27, 2008 13:47:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The world has stopped. It stops twice a year whenever Victoria Beckham gives her bunions a break from the stilettos. Can you believe it? This is Posh at her kid’s soccer game the other day, where she’s been known to put on a pair of sky highs and golf clap occasionally, in flip flops and David’s jeans. Full Story

You Promise?

October 27, 2008 11:39:00 Posted at October 27, 2008 11:39:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Becks tells British GQ that he’ll never act, never star in a movie. Oh baby… you promise? He says for sure, for sure: "What film career? I haven't got one. Never say never, except about that! And that's the way it's going to stay." Can you tell your wife too? David also tells the magazine Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 27, 2008 11:04:55 Posted at October 27, 2008 11:04:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s ok because he’s a rock god, right? (Dlisted)

Headband overkill (Hollywood Tuna)

Little Sci’s red nails (Just Jared)

How Blake avoids nipple-itis (Drunken Stepfather)

How long did Disney GayFace spend adjusting his pants so that they’d sit just so? (Pop Sugar)

Being single means never wearing pants (INO)

Angie’s trip to Afghanistan – video too! (Cele|bitchy)

Chicken Fried work out video! (ICYDK)

Gwen makes eggs (IDLYITW)