Fergie and Josh Duhamel are getting married this weekend. Apparently they’re treating it like Brad and Jen styles back in the day. Top secret, location to be determined, guests will only be text messaged the morning of for the venue details. Please. For Fergie and Josh? Who the hell are you? So anyway, last night the two celebrated their stags together at the Dakota Bar in Santa Monica. Full Story
TDK was the big winner last night as chosen by the People. Christian Bale, exquisite always, accepted on behalf of the film. He seemed a little pale. Even clammy. Or maybe that’s only because he skipped on the foundation. Of course he would skip on the foundation. It’s not like he’s Mario Lopez or anything. Full Story
Star studded arrivals last night at the Notorious premiere, a new film about the life and death of Biggie Smalls. Mary J Blige, Busta Rhymes, even Ja Rule made an appearance, of course Diddy himself with 2 SUVs along to carry his massive ego, and also the movie’s star Angela Bassett, and Jamal Woolard who plays the title character. Full Story
Kate Hudson vs Katherine Heigl. KH vs KH Hudson at one point owned the market on dumbass chick flicks. As you know, she keeps making the same one over and over again. But Katherine Heigl invaded her territory last year with 27 Dresses. And succeeded. And then Kate told some magazine she’d never heard of her. Full Story
She went shopping for her dresses at Arlene’s Fashion Emporium. Seriously, there’s cheapness smeared all over them. This is Carrie Underwood at the People’s Choice Awards last night arriving in some kind of bedazzler and then on stage in a low budge green tier pageant cast-off with… Matching plastic earrings. Full Story
Happy belated birthday, boomer sooner! Have fun in Miami! Full Story
Re: your emails about that Country Bitch Carrie Underwood and Mike Fisher from the Ottawa Senators. As we reported on eTalk she was at the game on Saturday, apparently tight with his family. Then they went to Muzik together, ignored each other the entire time, always sat with six people between them so as to avoid photos, which totally means they’d be f-cking if it was allowed. Because he walks with the Lord, and she sings about Jesus taking the wheel. Really, it’s a perfect match, but for that minor problem of her nasty attitude although on the outside she’s sweet as pie. It’s behind the scenes when she bares teeth and only when she doesn’t get her way. So if he lets her walk all over him, there’s really not a problem…
As for blaming Carrie for the Sens on-ice woes this year…sorry, and this has nothing to do with me being from Toronto (OK maybe a little), but even I think that’s a stretch. Jason Spezza is a lazy floater. How ‘bout starting there?
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Wednesday – am online all day.
Yours in gossip,
As her friend, I’m happy for her. Like the good friend vibes are working, you know? Just because we don’t speak, doesn’t mean the energy isn’t there. Celebrities talk about “energy” all the time. We’ve all been sending her the true friend energy, right? The energy to avoid high waisted pants. Full Story
If you’ve seen it, you already know. Her name is Freida Pinto. Ridiculously beautiful. I saw Slumdog Millionaire with my husband. When we were leaving I asked him if he enjoyed it. His answer: Yeah, it was good. Let’s go home so I can google that girl. HOT. Fiona had the same experience with her husband Kiu. Full Story
It’s blunt. You like? I do. She looks really young. Sigh. A fringe. I wish. But can’t. Fringe isn’t feng shui friendly during the 30s says mom. No cover up the forehead luck ah. Jessica Alba though is only 27. She has time. The new cut is going hand in hand with the new image strategy. Full Story
My Gwyneth is hyping up her GOOP. Interview with USA Today explaining the motivation behind the launch of her newsletter, the vision behind it, why she’s so amazing, and how she doesn’t give a sh-t if you hate her. Simply put: it’s YOUR problem. MY problem. If we don’t get it, it means we’re bitter, and negative, and have nothing better to do but cut people down. Full Story