Hockey & LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 13:13:06 October 12, 2009 13:13:06

Was at my first Canucks game of the season last night. Yeah, you’re right. The season started almost 2 weeks ago. But this is how it is in my house: We are Vancouver Canucks season ticket holders. Jacek has ordered NHL Centre Ice. Jacek has ordered NHL Game Centre Live. Every night he has several games on the tv and several games streaming across our 2 laptops AND he will likely order every Pay-Per-View Canucks game this year. Full Story

Two lights in the dark

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 11:08:34 October 12, 2009 11:08:34

Remember when Carrie Bradshaw, who writes a SEX COLUMN, refused to talk about her sex life with her 3 closest friends in the Sex & the City Movie? Yeah, I rag on that sh-t a lot. Because it was sh-t. And the 2nd one will be sh-t too. Except for Samantha Jones. And… Smith Jerrod? Jason Lewis appeared on set in New York today looking REALLY good. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 10:43:32 October 12, 2009 10:43:32

For real. This needs to be STOPPED (Dlisted)

Magnificent! (Hollywood Tuna)

SICK body. Totally demoralising after Thanksgiving (The Superficial)

Oh bummer. He’s depressed. (Popeater)

It’s not just Ryan Gosling. His bandmate is really hot too. (Just Jared)

I will gush over little Harlow (Pop Sugar)

Creating a crotch moment (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I need to read her book. Because this has been my lifelong problem (INO)

Thanksgiving jizz for Twi-Hards. And why are they dressing Edward Cullen like a banker douche? (ASL)

Scabby flashes her scab (Splash Blog)

Muzzling WAGs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 08:42:12 October 12, 2009 08:42:12

Who is this Alex Rodriguez? Producing in the post season? And clutch? Manslinger Magic! Kate Hudson’s sweet loving has resulted in a Yankees sweep of the Twins with ARod factoring in all three wins, and they’ll next meet the Angels to play for the American League title. Needless to say, Kate has suddenly become rather popular within the organisation. Full Story

Jesus > Xenu

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 07:08:41 October 12, 2009 07:08:41

The GMD's 2 oldest are currently being educated in the ways of the Xenu. It was expected then that his youngest, future leader of the Free Thetans, would be similarly indoctrinated even though Katie Holmes was raised Catholic. After all, they were married according to Scientological scripture. Surprisingly however, if The Daily Mail Full Story

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Xavier’s expansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 06:58:13 October 12, 2009 06:58:13

Twilight’s newest breakout star Xavier Samuel shopped alone in Yaletown yesterday. As reported last week, Xavier just filmed what’s slated to be the opening scene in Twilight Eclipse – a major coup considering his character in the book barely gets any airtime. Hollywood’s treatment and subsequent improvement of the source material however, adding tension and real drama and expanded role for Xavier, was perhaps inspired by his talent and potential. Full Story

No Madge, but can she hang on to GOOP?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 06:41:40 October 12, 2009 06:41:40

Not long ago Tracy Anderson was the sh-t. She was training with Madonna, touring with Madonna, featured by GOOP, opening her own gym in NYC. But no one in NYC seemed interested. Stagnant membership, bad press due to her shady past, accusations that her methods were not realistic, and now the fatal blow… Madonna has discarded her. Full Story

October 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at October 12, 2009 06:31:36 October 12, 2009 06:31:36

It’s a very, very good day. My dad’s birthday. And what’s become a Thanksgiving tradition – Happy 21st Birthday Haley! Of course this is from mom in Calgary but also from me in Vancouver. Because mother daughter gossip connections are the best. Happy Birthday Natalie. I am sending love and KEEEESSSES!!! from Toronto to Wellington - Mika To Michelle M: first marathon in Chicago yesterday with Team Tiara Full Story

Friday, October 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am still buzzing from the Meryl Streep/Johanna Schneller night of girl worship at the Royal Ontario Museum on Wednesday night. And here are some photos from the event courtesy of the ROM. You’ll note the face. A face that’s been allowed to age on its own, without interference. Streep said it herself, of Botox, and of course her 4 words succinctly sum it up for everyone.

“It interrupts the energy.”


Small details keep coming back to me from the evening. Like what she refers to as “My Mythology”, the Meryl Streep reputation, the preparation, the accents, the character submersion…

She, in that way of hers, almost brushes this off too. The best technique, really, according to Meryl Streep, is to simply show up. And when magic happens it’s when you show up as a “blank slate”. This is why Madonna can’t act, see? Madonna overthinks it and can’t let go of it.

The Vanity Fair Portraits exhibit at the ROM runs until January 3rd. You’ll love it. I’m going again in November.

Friday – am back in Vancouver, Twilight exclusives coming up, and the most egregious case of Photoshop f-ckery maybe ever.

HAPPY THANKSGIVING CANADA!!!!!!!!!!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. I was rushing out of a meeting and checked my Blackberry on Wednesday. 2 minutes later, somehow my trainer Hayley managed to secure my commitment to participating in the Turkey Trot on Monday. The Turkey Trot supports the Vancouver Food Bank. See you there?