RDJ: forgiven in flat shoes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 07:59:08 April 8, 2009 07:59:08

Many of you were traumatised by his high heel stylings this week. Me too. Those lifts, they were a quiver killer. Now… Redemption! Same outfit, same beautifully tailored pants, same sexy beast RDJ, same sly smile, same infectious energy, but now in flat shoes. In casual shoes. Sigh. Hot again. Full Story

Where was the light?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 07:30:09 April 8, 2009 07:30:09

It’s these hotel rooms sometimes. The light is terrible. For makeup artists it’s the worst. And possibly the explanation behind Sienna Miller’s overbronzed face. Last night in New York at the screening for The Mysteries of Pittsburgh, that film she shot a couple of years ago during which she called Pittsburgh sh-tsburgh and angered the entire town… As you can see, Sienna’s face is one orange blob – gorgeous, but totally the wrong colour. Full Story

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Sponsored Tingles: Royale Reno-cation – Bono!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 07:09:06 April 8, 2009 07:09:06

Bono and U2 kick off the 360° Tour on June 30th in Barcelona. Four straight months across Europe and North America. SO exhausting, right? Which is why he’s enjoying some downtime before getting to work. On holiday with his wife Ali Hewson, and their children, and… Helena Christensen. She’s Ali’s bestie. Full Story

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Lilo Boo Hoo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 06:55:53 April 8, 2009 06:55:53

No lover, no friends, no career…what’s the solution? Call up Us Weekly. Lindsay Lohan is now officially lower than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt, admitting to getting dumped on the cover of a tabloid, crying about having no friends… I AM SO ALONE. This is what she’s telling Janice Min – that she’s in “absolute hell” after getting dumped by Samantha Ronson, and that last Friday was the “worst night of my life” when she was banned from a Ronson party and spent the night staying at the Chateau Marmont one floor above the Ronson family. Full Story

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April 8, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 06:42:38 April 8, 2009 06:42:38

Big love to the kind folks at Work for Widows helping women in impoverished countries who lost their husbands in the tsunami. Good luck to everyone taking part in the B-Strong Fund Run in Ottawa in support of Lindsay Bolger who has bravely battled a brain tumour for 4 years and continues to stay positive and encourage others every single day. Full Story

Tuesday, April 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Nothing like hate mail to lift the spirit. Hate mail from a twi-hard is especially entertaining. It’s been a few days, didn’t want it to lose its entertainment value for you. But yesterday, after this article, they went batsh-t. Do you think he knows? Do you think he’s afraid? Below…from Cathy J…I got your crazy!

“I just watched the video you posted of Rob and it’s disgusting that you posted it. They need to leave him alone! He just wants privacy! You need to stop telling people that “she” is his girlfriend. You need to stop being a festerer of gossip. You are in the black book already. Don’t get yourself into more trouble. Of course you’re stupid. Only someone as stupid as you wouldn’t figure out that Rob and Kristen belong together and they “ARE” together already!!!!!!!!! You asshole!”

Like a great piece of music, it just builds and builds to an amazing crescendo, this one, non?

From lunatics to lifts, let’s switch gears – 2nd most emailed smutty item from yesterday: RDJ wears high heels? More on that later.

Tuesday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Festerer is my new favourite word. Use it in a sentence at least once today.

Away from the castle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 18:07:14 April 7, 2009 18:07:14

This is model “actress” Elsa Pataky at a breast cancer event today in Spain promoting herself for charity. Check her out working the cameras. Gorgeous, right? Love the hair. Over in Long Beach, her boyfriend, Adrien Brody, who bought a fake castle for her in upstate New York and routinely participates in cheesy photoshoots for the sole purpose of fronting her career, participated in some celebrity race car event… It’s been a long time since they embarrassed themselves in the pages of Hello Magazine while reading scripts in an empty bathtub. Full Story

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Not fighting it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 17:35:41 April 7, 2009 17:35:41

Is it possible that Madonna, after her setback in Malawi, has decided to stop fighting the 50? She’s back in London now, still appealing the court’s decision, out for dinner the 2nd night in a row, looking about as natural as she’s looked in a while. And by natural I don’t mean reversing whatever she’s done to her face but perhaps not doing anymore? No matter how much work though, the hands always give it away. Full Story

Sean & Naomi together again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 12:42:38 April 7, 2009 12:42:38

Have you seen 21 Grams? Terrific movie, beautifully filmed. Trailer is below. Sean Penn and Naomi Watts, their chemistry, it was hot, it was heartbreaking, and now they’ve been brought back together for Fair Game playing real life husband and wife Joseph Wilson and Valerie Plame, chronicling that CIA/White House disastrous mess from a few years ago based on Plame’s book by the same name which accounts for the sh-tty title. Full Story

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Nicole & Anne Shirley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 11:26:46 April 7, 2009 11:26:46

Please… Please you must know Anne Shirley without having to google, right? It surprised me that Nicole Richie knows Anne Shirley. She tweeted about it today http://twitter.com/nicolerichie. Love her so much. For knowing Anne, love her even more. This is Nicole, expecting her second, after lunch at Joan’s on Third yesterday. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 7, 2009 11:02:31 April 7, 2009 11:02:31

Ok yeah. I have to cut my hair. (Dlisted)

Katy Perry and Avril Lavigne annoying-off! (Hollywood Tuna)

Posh wears tie-dye and Gwyneth’s blazer (Just Jared)

Chicken Fried Sienna Miller? (Drunken Stepfather)

Josh all better (Pop Sugar)

Why is he holding her like that? (INO)

Anne Hathaway > Victoria Beckham (Cele|bitchy)

Trying too hard for a movie premiere (Popoholic)

More British competition en route for LipGloss (Holy Moly)

Pink’s abs > Fergie’s abs (The Blemish)