Twilight cast party

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 08:23:01 May 11, 2009 08:23:01

As I first reported on Twitter on Friday night, cast and crew of New Moon partied at Blue Water Café – click here to review my tweets. The intrepid Vancity Allie was outside and delivers a comprehensive report – you can read her blog here Full Story

Robo Mother of the Bride

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 07:26:14 May 11, 2009 07:26:14

This is the problem: we’re misled these days that if we put our minds to it, “we can do anything”. Xenu says that through consistent and expensive auditing, “nothing is impossible”. Must be why Katie Holmes continues to believe she’s a f-cking clothing designer even though everything she’s made for herself sucks balls. Full Story

The real Posh…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 07:03:00 May 11, 2009 07:03:00

Is cute! A rare photo of Victoria Beckham after a workout – no makeup. And she’s really, really pretty. So much less harsh, less fake, less waxy. Of course in her mind she probably thinks she looks like sh-t. Dumbass. The jet setting Mrs Beckham arrived in Milan today showing off her legs and one of her many Hermes bags. Full Story

May 11, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 11, 2009 06:45:29 May 11, 2009 06:45:29

Happy Birthday Cheryl from your daughter Meg. Am thrilled to hear you’ve booted douchey John Mayer from your list. You are better than that. Congratulations to the girls of Karma Chameleon – Caryl, Yi, Olga, Victoria, and Aileen raised over $2,000 getting bendy together along with over 100 participants at Yoga in Motion Full Story

Friday, May 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for sharing your NHL Playoff Freebie Five lists. Have received many emails arguing on behalf of Sidney Crosby. Ummmm…no…not for me. But Hello! Canada is naming Canada’s 50 Most Beautiful and the Kid made the list. So did Sheldon Souray. Hmmm yes. Totally agree about Sheldon Souray.

It’s Friday. The vodka is blogging and haven’t slept …much. Please forgive typos. The Outcast review is complete (check LaineyBooks) and Shelfy sucks again. Also…

Heads up Twi-hards: who’s covering his face? More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Give kids a chance to dream! The SOS Children’s Village Run is happening on May 30th at the Richmond Olympic Oval with proceeds benefitting SOS Children’s Village BC in support of community based family services to improve and sustain the quality of life for children and youth in foster care. Click here to pre-register!

View from my room

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 16:07:00 May 8, 2009 16:07:00

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story

JT Night Live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 14:04:00 May 8, 2009 14:04:00

It’s tomorrow. And since Monday night he’s been hunkered down with the writers, trying to meet the hype. Justin Timberlake has distinguished himself as one of the best SNL hosts in recent memory with many conceding that he’d be an excellent addition to the cast. In many ways, it’s JT’s performance on SNL that has earned him the street cred, among men, that his music was never able to achieve. Full Story

Pillpopper backtrack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 11:35:32 May 8, 2009 11:35:32

Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, it came as no surprise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 11:02:32 May 8, 2009 11:02:32

See? This is what douchebags wear (Dlisted)

Ew! Is she here? (Hollywood Tuna)

My loins just exploded (Just Jared)

Beefcake bloodsucker cheese (Pop Sugar)

There’s a pageant for pole dancing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christian Bale is not sterile (INO)

Please. There was no trying involved (Cele|bitchy)

The brains behind the Ebola Empire (The Superficial)

Naomi Campbell – loyal lunatic (Antwerp is the new Paris)

Can’t believe she’s almost 10 (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Hear Leighton sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 10:03:54 May 8, 2009 10:03:54

You know she’s releasing an album some time this year, right? It’s early and I’m still stank drunk and it’s Friday so I can’t process this right now. And stop f-cking emailing me that Cosmo article about her being best friends with Emmy Rossum. This belligerates me and I am hurting. Full Story

Rachel Shoe Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 09:37:14 May 8, 2009 09:37:14

Her feet. Last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Do you love the shoes? I think I might love the shoes too much. Will go looking for them today. After I hit up the sale at Nanette Lepore. Blair Waldorf’s cherry dress! Anyway, here’s Rachel Weisz, gorgeous from the shoulders up and the knees down. Full Story