He’s close…

October 22, 2008 16:42:00 Posted at October 22, 2008 16:42:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But not close enough. This is for Laura – we miss you! And this is for you – Colin Firth tonight here at the London Film Festival screening of Genova. We were hoping he’d show up later at the Grey Goose Characters & Cocktails party but the best we had was some British race car driver called Jensen Button who sucks sh-t right now … Does it matter? Look at him. Full Story

Bitch Wars

October 22, 2008 11:56:02 Posted at October 22, 2008 11:56:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Girl sh-t is the best sh-t, right? It's even worse in Hollywood, especially when so many of them are fighting for everything: headlines, attention, and ultimately the work. This is about the work. And the power plays they pull to get the work over their competitors. Bitch #1 has been backstabbing for a while starting a few years ago when she was vying over a then-coveted role in a major blockbuster with lucrative potential. Full Story

The Starter Wife Swag Giveaway!

October 22, 2008 11:36:00 Posted at October 22, 2008 11:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Starter Wife starring Debra Messing debuts on Showcase tonight in Canada at 10pm ET/PT. To kick things off, Showcase and deb.on.air have put together a lovely swag bag for those of you needing a fresh start. It’s the “get over it, move on, pick yourself back up, you’re better off” giveaway and it includes the following (descriptions courtesy Showcase and deb. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 22, 2008 11:06:10 Posted at October 22, 2008 11:06:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Beauty Queen Dumb-off: South Carolina vs Louisiana? (Dlisted)

Brady is marrying these breasts (Hollywood Tuna)

Tom Cruise just exploded (Just Jared)

But is the government as gullible as the Annie H? (IDLYITW)

Why do billionaires bother driving? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Everyone loves a Minivan party (INO)

Alba Demon: Using Green to get ahead (Cele|bitchy)

How’s this for a Halloween Costume (Candy Kirby)

Stache-off: Brad vs. George (Popsugar)

Hello Adrien Brody in love…

October 22, 2008 09:17:52 Posted at October 22, 2008 09:17:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hard. An intense, all consuming love. This must be why the ordinarily private Oscar winner has allowed his home to be photographed featuring him posing on the grounds and inside with his girlfriend Spanish actress Elsa Pataky. Elsa’s career isn’t exactly on par with his. But this won’t hurt, will it? “I wouldn’t be here without Elsa, because I wouldn’t have had the courage to take a step this big,” he tells Hello Canada in their new issue. Full Story

What will it take?

October 22, 2008 09:10:16 Posted at October 22, 2008 09:10:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m fighting a losing battle. Full Story

Because she knows how

October 22, 2008 08:59:48 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:59:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you may have heard, Britney Spears will celebrate her 27th birthday December 2nd on Good Morning America – and, oh-so-coincidentally, her album drops the same day. Check out the video below to see her blowing out the candles in a promo for what will undoubtedly be a ratings juggernaut. Go on, I’ll wait. Full Story

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Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending

October 22, 2008 08:47:20 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:47:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and Guy were splitting, Madonna sat on stage in Boston before her show and allowed herself a very brief pity party:“Another city, another show. Full Story

Star-crossed cities?

October 22, 2008 08:38:18 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:38:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Duana: Dudes, Europe is stunning. And exciting and romantic and delightful, particularly when you’re lucky enough to be with your friends. I can’t say enough about it. Which is why I’m glad we’ve had some hiccups along the way, because happy people make for boring columns. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Veins

October 22, 2008 08:23:58 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:23:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. Full Story


October 22, 2008 08:18:49 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story