Late for the bag

January 6, 2009 17:44:00 Posted at January 6, 2009 17:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

David Beckham playing for AC Milan today in Dubai. He looks great in red and white, non? Grow grow grow that hair! The entire family was there to cheer him on – all 3 Beckham boys dressed like dad. Adorable. And of course Victoria, in a killer ensemble she’s probably planned for weeks, with the requisite sky high heels, am loving how she’s wearing her hair, and a brand new silver crocodile bag. Full Story

Loving her blonde

January 6, 2009 17:24:45 Posted at January 6, 2009 17:24:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Drew Barrymore arriving at a post-production facility today, likely working on her directorial debut Whip It! starring Ellen Page. As you can see, Drew is very blonde. You likey? I likey. It’s a funky fresh change. Not forever, but for now it works for me. Drew will also begin promotion soon for He’s Just Not That Into You, a film she produced with an ensemble cast that includes Jennifer Connelly and Scarlet Johansson and Ben Affleck and yes, Jennifer Aniston due in February. Full Story

Defiant triple yum

January 6, 2009 14:35:00 Posted at January 6, 2009 14:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the premiere of Defiance tonight in London – Daniel Craig, fresh off his sunny holiday with Satsuki on the beach, looking rested and tan and as usual filling out his suit beautifully. But also new dad for the second time Liev Schreiber – am a fan – and Jamie Bell too. Love Jamie Bell. Full Story

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Too Easy

January 6, 2009 13:32:09 Posted at January 6, 2009 13:32:09
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Yesterday’s post about the Alba Bitch playing Taupe, using her kid for her career… Was pleasantly surprised to receive emails from you mommies quick to point out her fraud – apparently the hoop earrings were the telltale sign? See this is why I need you. Full Story

Common-law Cowboy

January 6, 2009 12:00:29 Posted at January 6, 2009 12:00:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Tony Romo is very, very serious about Jessica Simpson. Because he’s implying that she’s much more than just a girlfriend. The message is that she’s almost a wife. Like a common-law wife, wifely enough to be included in the 2008 Cowboys Family Cookbook presented by “the wives of the Dallas Cowboys”. Full Story

Chuck gets a massage

January 6, 2009 11:45:00 Posted at January 6, 2009 11:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gossip Girl returned last night – thanks for your emails today asking about the Weekly Chat. It’s back… although the first show of the year kinda sucked, non? Was the kind of episode you really didn’t have to pay attention to until the final 10 minutes. Until the big reveal. Which was a hot reveal. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

January 6, 2009 10:43:20 Posted at January 6, 2009 10:43:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The MiniVan Majority can even control a Madonna concert (Dlisted)

Jim & Jenny: will it last? Why don’t I think so? (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss tries to be badass! (Just Jared)

ZZ’s crazy body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

John Krasinski & Emily Blunt: first NYE (Pop Sugar)

What Ebola will name its daughter (INO)

John Mayer douches himself…again (Cele|bitchy)

Samantha Jones wants Gordon Brown (Holy Moly)

Is Chace Crawford eyef-cking Leighton’s man? (The Blemish)

GOOP is fat!

January 6, 2009 09:15:27 Posted at January 6, 2009 09:15:27
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Are you crusty today? Post holiday blues? If so, my Gwyneth is about to piss you off. Be warned. Or maybe that’s a good thing. You know you love to hate her. So she’s released her first GOOPy newsletter of the year – this time about detoxing. And she opens by telling you that she, Gwyneth Paltrow, with her own personal gym and dance studio, with her own personal trainer, with 2 hours a day dedicated to working out got fat over Christmas and needs to work on purging the Christmas weight. Full Story

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Cheryl doesn’t know Posh

January 6, 2009 08:02:02 Posted at January 6, 2009 08:02:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As posted yesterday, much to the delight of British gossip mongers, Posh’s one time protégé Cheryl Cole is featured in the new issue of UK Vogue. Cheryl, bless her, is a mouthy bitch and she does not hesitate to throw down in an interview with the competition including Victoria Beckham. Full Story

Self spinning drama

January 6, 2009 07:42:52 Posted at January 6, 2009 07:42:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

And she has to do it for herself. Because it’s not like she has a job or anything. So her publicist has nothing to promote. As such, on top of all her other daily activities – shopping, melting down, smoking, getting cranked – she’s now charged with the task of spinning her own drama, making sure she still has some of your attention. Full Story

Golden Vagina Virgins

January 6, 2009 07:11:22 Posted at January 6, 2009 07:11:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Skew younger, skew younger. This is the message. So did Robert Pattinson decline? They wanted him as a presenter, instead the Hollywood Foreign Press Association confirmed this morning that the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers would make an appearance on Sunday to pad their ratings – you know the zygotes will tune in. Full Story