Twilight press conference and premiere in Tokyo today… Am all over Kristen Stewarts leather dress with the white trim. She’s 18. She can do it. Not so sure about the gown later on. Way too old for her. Whatever, I love her. My girl balances out the cheese on either side of her. Open mouth cheese, per usual, courtesy of Robert Pattinson, and then the little guy Taylor Lautner who has done nothing the last few months but try to grow and gain weight. Full Story
This video kills me. Because it makes no f-cking sense. But first, auto-tune needs to die. So it’s Jamie Foxx. He has a new album. He’s released a new video full of celebrity cameos – Samuel L Jackson, Forrest Whitaker, Quincy Jones, Ashley from Fresh Prince, some blonde lady that looks familiar but is distinctly B list, and Ron Howard and Jake Gyllenhaal. Full Story
Remember how for weeks and weeks we had to endure the ceaseless gushing about Jennifer Aniston turning 40 and “fabulous!”? Ugh. Salma Hayek turned 40 two years ago and as far as I can recall the entire world wasn’t forced to celebrate with her, even though she hardly looks 30, never mind 10 years older. Full Story
Happy Birthday Chris R! You’ve been reading a long, LONG time. Thank you for the support! I know it’s been sucky lately. Am thinking of you, am sure things will turn around soon. Have a great weekend! To Aisha – Happy 23rd Birthday from your big sister Mareva! To Shelley – Happy Birthday on Sunday! With love from Laura And for Emma who is celebrating sweet 16 tomorrow – Happy Birthday from mom and Alex! Good luck with the drivers licence. Full Story
Timing of today’s blog will be a bit wonky today. We’re on a 6am flight to Vegas from Vancouver (means we must leave home at 3:30am) so I’ve posted overnight and am rushing to the airport. Will update soon as we get checked in with wireless at hotel.
Once again my mother has feng shui hijacked my life.
Every year she studies her Chinese zodiac book and gives us a monthly play-by-play. Over the next few weeks, it’s been advised that my husband skip town for a few days, presumably to avoid calamity. He was supposed to head out on a golfing trip with his boys and it would have been SO amazing to have the place to myself, with Marcus keeping me warm, only they all bailed for a variety of reasons and of course, since I’m so pathetic I can’t make a move without consulting my mother and her cryptic little nuggets heightening my already superstitious paranoia (OK, well it’s up to you… but don’t say Mommy didn’t give you warning), now we’re on a 4 day minibreak to Vegas because this week is the only time I can go and my hands are itchy for a little gambling anyway…
Please Shiloh, please keep Ebola away. It comes to Vegas often. My eye is improving but if Ebola is anywhere on the strip, I’ll probably grow an ass wart by the time it’s done.
Anyway, apologies for the irregular schedule today. New posts as soon as I touch down.
Yours in gossip,
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Dylan picked Beck for Leopard-Skin Pill-Box Hat which was featured during the closing credits at the Oscars. McCartney entrusted Live and Let Die to… Duffy! Estelle performs Superstitious with Stevie’s blessing, and more.
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She’s keeping her options open, making sure there’s always a Plan B. Us Weekly broke the story earlier this week that Megan Fox finally cut it off with her dead weight fiancé Brian Austin Green. She was spotted this afternoon however visiting Brian’s son Cassius at school. Apparently she spent the night at Brian’s, left in the morning, went to kindergarten, and then picked up some coffee. Full Story
The other day I reported on information from sources that Jessica Simpson had fired her band and was scrapping the tour. Gossip is a speculative business - every once in a while, there’s a bad tip. I’m sorry about that. But I’m not sorry about the fact that she didn’t quit. Because in not quitting, Porny provided us with this: photos from her performance in Idaho. Full Story
Tonight in Paris, Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis had dinner at Brasserie Lipp – not on GOOPy’s recommended guide. Heh. Vanessa dashed into the car before cameras could catch her. So far these are the only two good shots of JD I could find. Very, very rare. It’s been months since the last candids. Full Story
Wears print! And tights! And hot brown suede Loubs! This is Jennifer Aniston not wearing black, not stylistically boring for a change, in Paris with Owen Wilson at the Marley & Me photo call this afternoon. LOVE her Balenciaga (I think?) dress. LOVE the way it’s working with the shoes. Don’t love the way she’s constantly wrapping herself around him like he’s so vulnerable and needs to be saved and she’s the only one who can do the saving. Full Story
We landed an hour ago. And we are STILL in line for car rental. Efficiency is dead. Having said that...
Free airport wireless! Huzzah!
Inspiration for Lilo & Sam (Dlisted)
SHE gets asked for autographs??? I hate people (Hollywood Tuna)
Freida & Dev on the cover!!! (Just Jared)
Watching Mary Kate (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Swoon! Clooney in a leather bomber! (Pop Sugar)
Scabby needed to be seen (INO)
Clint Eastwood on political correctness: agree or disagree? (Cele|bitchy)
Bono and the Edge hang out with a loser (Holy Moly)
The next Megan Fox (Popoholic)
What John Mayer really meant with Seacrest (Candy Kirby)