Where was your father last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:57:31 April 3, 2009 07:57:31

Mine was at home getting squawked at. JailBait Miley Cyrus’s was on the red carpet at the Hannah Montana movie premiere last night, spackled with a month’s worth of foundation, that f-cking soul patch freshly combed out, working the full douchebag pose in front of the cameras. Why don’t more people find this embarrassing? Why is JailBait’s mouth so embarrassing? Check it out, begging you to smack it. Full Story

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Where was your mother last night?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:45:09 April 3, 2009 07:45:09

My mother was at home. She’s been at home for 2 days recovering from surgery, driving us crazy. My dad in particular. Because he’s there. At least with me, I have the phone as a buffer. Recovery means no casino. Recovery also means no mahjong. No casino and no mahjong means she’s bored. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: OSiS Glamour Queen of the Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:33:00 April 3, 2009 07:33:00

Total gorgessity. The best she’s looked in a long time. LOVE everything. Her hair soft around her face, her skin, pink lips, her body, the cut and colour of this dress, those legs, those shoes showing off those legs, the yellow clutch … Rachel McAdams is perfect. So perfect. Because she’s so happy – a dagger in the heart to the McGoslings. Full Story

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Sienna wins something

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 07:14:41 April 3, 2009 07:14:41

For once it’s about the acting. Or at least they told her it was about the acting to get her there. And she believed it. This is Sienna Miller at ShoWest last night receiving the award for Supporting Actress of the Year. Slap in the face, a little? Sienna was, once upon a time, supposed to be considered a leading lady… Having said that, it’s a good career move. Full Story

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ShoWest gives it away

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 06:50:00 April 3, 2009 06:50:00

Last night in Vegas at the closing gala, it was like they gave out awards for simply showing up. How else can you explain why Audrina fecking Partridge took home a trophy??? And my Rumey too. And you know me. I am a Rumer Willis apologist. And she did look great. But calling her, along with Audrina, and 4 other tarts from a movie called Sorority Row (!!!), the Female Stars of Tomorrow is a slap in the face to someone like Rachel McAdams who was named Female Star of the Year (more on Rachel later). Full Story

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April 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 06:20:42 April 3, 2009 06:20:42

Happy Birthday Skippy in Victoria! Have a great time in the excited States of America…? From your old pal in the COS, Tania. To Ashley – Happy Belated 25th Birthday! I appreciate the support and the converts! Hoping you celebrate your milestone properly this weekend. Congratulations Lauren W on your destination wedding in the Mayan Riviera! Thrilled that you’ll be surrounded by family and friends like Bonnie who cannot wait to spend the week catching up with the girls! Send pictures! Happy Belated 31st Birthday to Lindsay J. Full Story

Thursday, April 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Appreciate your enthusiasm for the twi-hard hate mail. You’re right. It’s the best. Like, better than the Brangelunatics.

Thursday, also known as GOOP day. And since my G made an appearance last night there are new photos too. Gwyneth with big shoulders and high heels. More on that later.

Totally hung over from husband’s birthday dinner. Maybe I’m actually still drunk. He decided to drive (lame and square, non?) so I represented the family. Vodka blogging is my favourite. No filter.

Am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Coldplay isn’t banned. Also not Simple Plan. They are the sweetest. Quick Simple Plan story – one of our friends had the roughest Juno Sunday. Horrible. She loves Simple Plan. So Michelle, Laura, and I, at one of the label parties on Sunday night, we saw the band, and since I had interviewed them on the red carpet, we asked them if they could call her to say hi, cheer her up. No problem. Jeff takes the cell phone into the washroom for, several minutes he’s missing, and by the time we talked to her again, she’s giggling, she’s dying, and she said he kept telling her to “come to the party”. Adorable. I love them.

Playing Ginsberg reading Kafka

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 15:06:21 April 2, 2009 15:06:21

My #1 today in New York on the set of Howl in full costume clutching a Kafka – prop or personal? Ritchie recently sent me a link to James Franco’s Criterion Collection Top 10. For those unfamiliar with the Criterion Collection, it’s like limited edition DVDs with the best, best, BEST special features. Full Story

Bruno!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 14:59:56 April 2, 2009 14:59:56

I reported on reaction from a preview screening a couple of weeks ago at SXSW – click here for a refresher. Now the trailer has arrived… Dude, I can’t wait for Public Enemies with Depp and Bale but Bruno, Bruno has now soared to the top of the list. Full Story

Orange by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 13:38:00 April 2, 2009 13:38:00

Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night. Why? Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I love him so much. Full Story

1999 was 10 years ago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 12:16:55 April 2, 2009 12:16:55

So why is Elizabeth Hurley still famous? Like Austin Powers Liz seems cryogenically frozen from a decade past. Same hair, same clothes, same old all the time. And… What exactly does she do??? I don’t know why I keep asking this question with regard to celebrities. I’m still drunk off my own alcohol fumes. Full Story

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