New York but Paris first

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 16:15:58 June 17, 2009 16:15:58

Paris Je t’aime is a gorgeous, gorgeous movie. Have you seen it? If not, please see it first. Please see it BEFORE you see New York, I Love You. Because you will want to see New York, I Love You – it comes out in October – but it’s better to have the context from Paris. And it’d be hard to believe that New York is better than Paris (the film) anyway… Thanks to Chermaine who just send me the trailer. Full Story

GOOPy gets smacked!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 14:24:28 June 17, 2009 14:24:28

Last week’s GOOP featured cookie recipes, one of them courtesy of Katie Lee Joel. You’ll recall my Gwyneth referred to him as “William”. Now his rep is telling Us Magazine Full Story

So what if he’s dumb?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 13:25:00 June 17, 2009 13:25:00

Laura wants me removed from the building. Because for the last several minutes I have been panting and moaning about holy f-cking hot man sh-t Jamie Dornan’s new CK ads with Eva Mendes. In her words: You need a towel and some time to yourself. Please. Do you know how many hours I have spent enduring her Robert Pattinson groans? Friendship is about fairness. Full Story

Sacha’s hardcore method

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 12:05:29 June 17, 2009 12:05:29

Bruno premiered in London tonight. As you can see, Sacha Baron Cohen is once again showing off his ass. Lorella emailed me about this the other day: you know he’s a hairy dude. And somehow he has no black hair pores. How??? Wonder if he had laser. But if he had laser it would be impossible for him to get back into character if he needs to pull a Borat. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 11:37:27 June 17, 2009 11:37:27

This is what Twi-hards are upset about today (Dlisted)

Must have Anna Paquin’s little outfit (Hollywood Tuna)

Cristiano Ronaldo oozes grease, cheese, and foundation (Just Jared)

Would you take this body if you had to take the face? (The Superficial)

Kristen Stewart starts using the paps (Pop Sugar)

Yeah but what happens when SJP sells her baby photos? (INO)

My husband’s happy moment of the day: supermodels on the beach Vanity Fair (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

More T-Swift amazingness (ONTD)

Chicken Fried hard nips and short shorts (ASL)

JLo’s little guy is SO cute! (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

America’s Sweetest Bitchface

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 09:59:00 June 17, 2009 09:59:00

Reese Witherspoon is in Washington shooting How Do You Know showing off a wicked bitchface. Not sure if the cameras were rolling when these were taken but a reader called Catherine (thanks Catherine!) was there this morning and observed that America’s Sweetheart isn’t exactly the sweetest on set. Full Story

Away We Go to Edinburgh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 08:16:00 June 17, 2009 08:16:00

John Krasinski was spotted heading to a presser there in advance of his Away We Go opening the Edinburgh Film Festival tonight. Sorry I’ve been late with my thoughts. We saw it a couple of weeks ago and then travel and the Wine Flu got in the way. So as you know I’d been dying to see it. Full Story

T-Swift had a dream last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 07:17:44 June 17, 2009 07:17:44

She is so f-cking cute. Taylor Swift at the CMT Awards last night – she was the big winner: Best Video and Best Female Video for Love Story. Love that MySpace and Facebook are such a big part of acceptance speeches from this generation: "Thank you to the fans that come out to my shows and spend such hard work making these amazing scrapbooks and writing me letters. Full Story

What’s the difference?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 07:03:22 June 17, 2009 07:03:22

Remember when the Cyrus family accused Annie Leibovitz of duping a young, impressionable girl when she posed for Vanity Fair last year? Remember they were all like “we feel exploited” and this wasn’t our fault? Yeah well… At the very least, given that it was the famed Annie Leibovitz, you could call it art. Full Story

Nicole Richie > Lindsay Lohan

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 17, 2009 06:54:35 June 17, 2009 06:54:35

Once upon a time they were both drugged up and starving together, two skinny bitches partying all night and loving the attention. These days, Nicole Richie is living clean, cutting out the viruses that had plagued her previous life – people and substances. One of them: Lindsay Lohan. And like the best Mean Girl ever, Nicole is also trying to convince Samantha Ronson to cut that crank out of her life too. Full Story

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