What will it take?

October 22, 2008 09:10:16 Posted at October 22, 2008 09:10:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

So Lainey nonchalantly throws things into her suitcase – which finally arrived, and which contains things that look nothing like my clothes, let me assure you - and asks me to write this article all “And it’ll be fun for you!” But she snickers, because she secretly thinks I’m fighting a losing battle. Full Story

Because she knows how

October 22, 2008 08:59:48 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:59:48
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you may have heard, Britney Spears will celebrate her 27th birthday December 2nd on Good Morning America – and, oh-so-coincidentally, her album drops the same day. Check out the video below to see her blowing out the candles in a promo for what will undoubtedly be a ratings juggernaut. Go on, I’ll wait. Full Story

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Hello Canada: Madonna’s sad ending

October 22, 2008 08:47:20 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:47:20
Lainey Posted by Lainey

This week’s Hello Canada features an article written by a longtime Madonna (unauthorised) biographer and an exclusive interview with Madge herself which took place just two days before the divorce was announced. According to J. Randy Taraborrelli, just after she decided to release a statement confirming that she and Guy were splitting, Madonna sat on stage in Boston before her show and allowed herself a very brief pity party:“Another city, another show. Full Story

Star-crossed cities?

October 22, 2008 08:38:18 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:38:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

From Duana: Dudes, Europe is stunning. And exciting and romantic and delightful, particularly when you’re lucky enough to be with your friends. I can’t say enough about it. Which is why I’m glad we’ve had some hiccups along the way, because happy people make for boring columns. Full Story

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Hair, Legs, Veins

October 22, 2008 08:23:58 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:23:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But I’m all over everything else. SJP attended the Mobile Art Chanel Contemporary Art Container opening in New York last night without her husband. He already turned up with her somewhere else a couple of days ago – as such, he’s already filled his monthly quota. Which is why she was left alone to enjoy this enormous Chanel purse sculpture by herself. Full Story


October 22, 2008 08:18:49 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:18:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Many of you have written asking about new reports suggesting that the reason why Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer got back together is because she’s pregnant. The rumour originated out of some random Australian tabloid ranking lower than even Life & Style and Star in terms of reliability… meaning? As much as we want it to be true, because she is that pathetic, it’s likely to be full of sh*t, although the American rags are probably pissing themselves for not thinking of it first. Full Story

October 22, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 22, 2008 08:13:52 Posted at October 22, 2008 08:13:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Tracy M! I know you’ve been worked to the bone lately and that he’s not back til tonight. But this new decade will be the best. To you, a brilliant future surgeon, from your adoring sister, Kimberley.  Full Story

Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Interesting conversation over dinner last night with marketing folks from around the world, including Moscow and Mexico – somehow the discussion veered towards celebrities. Funny how that happens.

Greatly enamoured by the Russians? None other than Keira Knightley. They think she’s the most beautiful woman ever…BECAUSE she never smiles. Because her bulimic jaw is full of drama. Amazing, non? And according to them, Cate Blanchett is ugly as ass. WHAT!?!?!? Blasphemy!

Also…Leonardo DiCaprio was rubbish in Blood Diamond but truly defined as a man in The Departed. This point was passionately defended. As was their love for Titanic.

Perspective is fascinating, non?

Am blogging from Paris today – no idea what time it is anywhere. All I do know is that I am afraid to go out. If I go out I’ll spend all our savings on something frivolous, like a pair of black Valentino scalloped jewelled booties and maybe a leather jacket from Nina Ricci and please get me the f&ck out of Colette because we want to buy a home next year and it won’t happen because Paris is evil… EVIL.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Kate Beckinsale did not choose body over baby … like that. Also not Jessica Alba.

Donatella or BitchFace?

October 21, 2008 11:35:00 Posted at October 21, 2008 11:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Patrick Dempsey showed up at the Whitney gala last night without his scowly wife. Replacing her on his arm was none other than Donatella Versace who…well… you know what I’m about to say, I don’t have to say it, because all of you are feeling it: she’s raping your eyes. Full Story

Young, Hot, Single, Friends

October 21, 2008 09:51:00 Posted at October 21, 2008 09:51:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Manslinger Kate Hudson last night giggling on the carpet with her good friend Liv Tyler – both single, both young, both hot, and clearly ready to party at the Burberry opening in Beverly Hills. Love. After a rough year and some suspicious weight loss too, Liv looks amazing. And healthy. And am all over what she’s wearing. Full Story

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Glitter MotherChucker

October 21, 2008 08:58:45 Posted at October 21, 2008 08:58:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lara messaged me last night during Gossip Girl – apparently another wildly satisfying episode. GG is like porn for her. And nothing turns us on more than Blair and Chuck cruel intention-ing each other to the point of blue ball frustration. Gah! Can’t watch til Sunday! In the meantime, will just have to enjoy (shamefully) these new photos of Ed Westwick on set wearing a sequined tuxedo jacket which is actually less ridiculous than Ed Westwick in jeans tucked into his boots. Full Story

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