Bruno!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 14:59:56 April 2, 2009 14:59:56

I reported on reaction from a preview screening a couple of weeks ago at SXSW – click here for a refresher. Now the trailer has arrived… Dude, I can’t wait for Public Enemies with Depp and Bale but Bruno, Bruno has now soared to the top of the list. Full Story

Orange by request

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 13:38:00 April 2, 2009 13:38:00

Many of you have been requesting more photos of Mr Valentino from the screening last night. Why? Because, to borrow from Mrs Jones, he’s so orange he’s almost purple. He IS purple! No, but really, that infomercial presenter man who had an affair with Bridget’s mother…I love him so much. Full Story

1999 was 10 years ago

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 12:16:55 April 2, 2009 12:16:55

So why is Elizabeth Hurley still famous? Like Austin Powers Liz seems cryogenically frozen from a decade past. Same hair, same clothes, same old all the time. And… What exactly does she do??? I don’t know why I keep asking this question with regard to celebrities. I’m still drunk off my own alcohol fumes. Full Story

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LipGloss ruined my tuna sub

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 11:41:01 April 2, 2009 11:41:01

Was halfway through my tuna sub. Starving. On honey oat with mozzarella cheese, green peppers, tomatoes, cukes, black olives, pickles, and mustard, pepper no salt. Yum. Until this… LipGloss Zac Efron’s wax figure unveiling at Madame Tussaud’s today surrounded by tweens hoping it’ll come to life. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 11:09:54 April 2, 2009 11:09:54

Seriously…at first I thought this was Katie Holmes and Little Sci (Dlisted)

Posh wanted to wear those boots first (Hollywood Tuna)

Isla Fisher replacing Jennifer Aniston? (Pop Sugar)

Someone told me he was the original Edward Cullen (Just Jared)

Shelfy practises stripping (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

What Tom Brady finds sexy (INO)

LipGloss and Ginny Weasley??? (Cele|bitchy)

JailBait Judy Garland? Bitch…PLEASE! (Holy Moly)

The Asian Heidi Montag (The Blemish)

Scarjo’s restrictive diet is working (Popoholic)

All the Cullen Men

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 10:13:30 April 2, 2009 10:13:30

Thanks to Jody for sending these through! In Vancouver in March for costume, makeup, and screen tests – Jackson Rathbone, Robert Pattinson, Peter Facinelli, and Kellan Lutz out together on the town… Wrote Jody:My girlfriend and I were lucky enough to chill with some "vampires" a couple of weeks ago. Full Story

Our favourite line

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 09:19:01 April 2, 2009 09:19:01

Mother of the Year Dina Lohan needed some leftovers last week. So she took her daughters Lindsay and Ali to Villa expecting to cougar-up on some of Lilo’s discards. Problem? Ali is 15. She looks 40 but her birth certificate says 15. So they were turned away at the door. Am shocked. Am shocked the guy working security didn’t wave them right through. Full Story

The International Singer-Songwriter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:48:33 April 2, 2009 08:48:33

It’s another Hilton trying to break the world. Barron Hilton – mugshot attached and also seen with his parents in January – says he’s “sick of all the Hilton stuff, where all anyone cared about was whether I was doing coke in the bathroom or how many (bitches) I was sleeping with. Full Story

Oh hi you sexy bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:38:00 April 2, 2009 08:38:00

It’s been a while… Tom Ford at the Valentino screening last night in LA. He’s been in LA because he’s working on A Single Man starring Colin Firth as a gay professor coping with the death of his lover. Ford is producing the feature that also includes Julianne Moore and Matthew Goode. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: ROYALE Reno-Cation Week 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:27:19 April 2, 2009 08:27:19

Fresh from rehab, straight to holiday! Nice reward. Especially when there's no day job. What is her day job? Well, the Osbournes have just kicked off a new reality/variety show. That counts? It's the constant scrutiny that must have contributed to it – messing up their kids, sending them in and out of recovery. Full Story

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When JLo met Kate Moss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 2, 2009 08:01:00 April 2, 2009 08:01:00

This first photo, it kills me. Look at JLo’s face! We need to Photo Assumption this face. What is Lopez thinking? I’m only here for the photo opp… I’ll never wear your cheap clothes. Or… You have your own Vampire! Stay away from mine! Door #2 sounds about right. So Topshop opened in New York last night attracting Jennifer and Marc to the party as Kate, wearing clothes presumably from her own collection, was on hand to help promote the store. Full Story

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