Best of 2008: upstage and porn

January 2, 2009 09:22:00 Posted at January 2, 2009 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

February 23, 2008 – the Independent Spirit Awards. The Academy had ignored the Brange, depriving Angelina Jolie of a Best Actress nomination for A Mighty Heart. As such, they would not be at the Oscars the following evening. Throughout awards season, the Brange had been coy about the pregnancy rumours. Full Story

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Coming down drama

January 2, 2009 08:51:25 Posted at January 2, 2009 08:51:25
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All night partying, coked out of her mind, you think her drama is off the charts when she’s fully cranked? How about when she’s coming down? Click here Full Story

No break for Becks

January 2, 2009 08:43:24 Posted at January 2, 2009 08:43:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s training with his winter team AC Milan in Dubai, working his ass off, apparently determined to prove that even though he took off for the money in American, he can still cut it in Europe. Well… The British press, because they love to hate his wife and therefore him by extension, claim he’s having a rough go. Full Story

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Thursday, January 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Wishing you health and happiness in 2009! Wishing all of us an abundance of smut! Good smut!

A few light posts today to help with your hangovers, celebrity NYE sightings from around the world, and continuing to wrap up 2008. Like, why is Joe Jonas such a camera whore?

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Cuba is not Matthew McConaughey. Chocolate is not Alec Baldwin.

NYE Lilo Dramz

January 1, 2009 12:49:44 Posted at January 1, 2009 12:49:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Like you’re surprised? There was a party, Lindsay Lohan was inside, she flipped out. Just another night. So you know she and Samantha Ronson were booked at Mansion in Miami for a NYE gig. Well Nik who runs the website TheDirty.com (thanks to Jon for the link) claims that he was caught in the middle of a massive lovers’ scrap last night when Lilo lost her sh-t because she thought Nik was trying to work her girlfriend. Full Story

NYE Oily

January 1, 2009 12:28:15 Posted at January 1, 2009 12:28:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Over at the Venetian in Vegas, Fergie hosted a party with Carmen Electra. As you can see, the soon to be Mrs Duhamel could have used some powder. And a new face. Because the one she has right now is busted. Never fails to amuse me how celebrities are pampered. Note she arrived at the club with lank straight hair. Full Story

NYE Baby-Free

January 1, 2009 11:55:04 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:55:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also in Vegas at Pure, Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz hosted an affair so lame the most high profile guests were Heidi Montag and that Spencer she may or may not have married. What’s up with all this hosting business? Well, you gotta go where they pay you. So for one night, the new parents left little Bronx at home to earn some cash. Full Story

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NYE Waste of Money

January 1, 2009 11:34:52 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:34:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Denise Richards and Lance Bass co-hosted a party at Prive Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Like, who would hire Denise Richards? And… who would actually GO to an event hosted by Denise Richards??? I would rather grab takeout at McDonalds – quarter with cheese, supersized fries, AND a filet fish to wash it all down – in my jammies, with greasy hair and a face full of pimples, and wine dispensed from a spout on a box than waste a good dress and an even better pair of shoes ringing in the new year with Denise Richards. Full Story

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NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair

January 1, 2009 11:22:38 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:22:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Full Story

NYE Vagina Virgins

January 1, 2009 11:06:00 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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