Twilight and Brooke Shields

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 13:27:23 April 28, 2009 13:27:23

Exclusive They were hanging out together last night at a bar/lounge – Brooke Shields with Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, and several others. You’ll recall, Brooke and Pattinson were on the same flight together from LA on Sunday night. Famous people meeting famous people and then becoming friends. Full Story

Junior is robust

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 11:36:00 April 28, 2009 11:36:00

Well sh-t… He would have to be, non? After all, he has to look at it day and night. And, as he so generously revealed, he has to nail it too. So of course he is robust. But the visual… Ew! F-ck! No! Can’t. Stop! Anyway, as you know, Tori Spelling and Kevin Federline Jr have been promoting themselves. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 11:01:00 April 28, 2009 11:01:00

Will his he-mommy come defend him? (Dlisted)

The ugliest dress on a B lister I’ve seen in a long, long time (Hollywood Tuna)

Sweet Shiloh…look at Taupe’s shorts! (Just Jared)

How did she manage to remember her lines? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why couldn’t Leo and Jack sit next to each other and compare hair? (Pop Sugar)

Dry Lips becomes a Vampire (INO)

Ew! Spittle in sweats and an Indian booty call! (Cele|bitchy)

But it’s so obvious that she eats, isn’t it? (Holy Moly)

Everyone succumbs to sateen (Popoholic)

Listen to the Alba Bitch’s ego at the end of this video (The Blemish)

Sideburns and sadness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 10:10:00 April 28, 2009 10:10:00

Sometimes Photo Assumption isn’t fun. Those are the times when Photo Assumption hits too close to home. Like there’s only one assumption – or conclusion – to be drawn from the photos and that assumption/conclusion is really, really, really sad. It’s Sarah Jessica Parker and her dandy last night at the Tribeca premiere of Wonderful World. Full Story

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Win and hide

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 09:33:02 April 28, 2009 09:33:02

It happens to almost all of the best actresses. They win, then the backlash it begins. Our Kate Winslet is trying to avoid this. Since receiving her Oscar in February, Kate has removed herself from the circuit, stayed in New York with family, close to her husband and her children, is not flitting from party to party, and has not been famewhoring herself on every red carpet. Full Story

Rudo y Cursi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 09:17:52 April 28, 2009 09:17:52

From Tenoch and Julio to Rudo y Cursi, from Salma’s wedding in Venice to the screening of Rudo y Cursi in New York, here are Diego Luna and Gael Garcia Bernal together again, 7 years after initially charming us in Y Tu Mama Tambien. They’ve been brought together again by Carlos Cuaron who wrote the Y Tu Mama Tambien screenplay and directed this film about two brothers and how their relationship changes when they start playing football professionally. Full Story

Scabby supports steak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 08:15:47 April 28, 2009 08:15:47

Check out the Filthy Scab, looking freshly ganged, last night at the grand opening of the Sapphire New York at Gentlemen's Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse. Isn’t Scabby supposed to be some kind of animal rights activist? Well… she puts that away and gets on her knees when the price is right. Full Story

Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 08:08:17 April 28, 2009 08:08:17

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She bores me but she deserves acknowledgement: Taupe did not and has not turned into a size 0 post-pregnancy. Full Story

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Wolverine World Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 07:14:35 April 28, 2009 07:14:35

They had a contest or something and eventually Tempe, Arizona was selected as the location of the Wolverine world premiere. So the stars flew in last night for the carpet led by their sweet, humble, generous movie star leader Hugh Jackman who has literally travelled the world in support of this film, tirelessly, and not once has complained or faltered or seemed anything but enormously grateful for his opportunities. Full Story

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April 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 06:35:06 April 28, 2009 06:35:06

Happy Birthday Kelley! Love you and wish I was in Ottawa to cook you a fabulous meal with beaucoup de vin to celebrate. Angela Congratulations Robynn on your engagement! Weenie says he dubbed his own voice over Colin Firth’s in Love Actually, without you knowing, and you played the dvd, and all of a sudden, Colin was proposing to Aurelia, but really to you… is that how it went down? Bitch, I am JEALOUS. Full Story

Monday, April 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

A large amount of exclusive photos today – between supermodels, quarterbacks, babies, and teen idols, the site is very busy! The photos just take a couple seconds longer to load. And they are totally worth it. Apologise for any inconvenience in advance. And if you do have to take it out your frustration on someone, how about JailBait Miley Cyrus? Or, the old faithful default: my inbox.

Why does the Angie vs Jen triangle continue to sell at the newsstand? Perhaps the same reason Obsessed took the top spot at the box office this weekend.

Because girl sh-t is the best sh-t. And as much as we believe in sister solidarity, at the same time, we all love a good hairpulling, open hand slapping, nail scraping throwdown. Also… Beyonce > LipGloss. Heh.

It’s Monday – many exclusives including a Twilight hand holding double feature. Two couples, two sets of photos. And … Brady and Bundchen in Vancouver! Am posting those first. It’ll be a heavy today. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Meet Sasha David Chew, born Thursday April 23rd to my cousin Cat and her husband Dex. He’s a rock star, non?