What else is she allergic to?

December 23, 2008 13:33:19 Posted at December 23, 2008 13:33:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her husband has just been installed at AC Milan and now she’s revealing that she’s actually allergic to pasta. Here’s Victoria Beckham’s explanation: ‘It's not that I avoid carbs, I'm allergic to pasta. It's like my kryptonite. I feel like I can't digest it properly and it makes me feel ill. Full Story

Travel Day

December 23, 2008 12:40:38 Posted at December 23, 2008 12:40:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising Golden Globe nomination for In Bruges. Surprising because it was released with very little fanfare much earlier in the year. Full Story

Best of 2008: Prunes!

December 23, 2008 09:22:00 Posted at December 23, 2008 09:22:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why they’re always so puckered. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 23, 2008 09:12:47 Posted at December 23, 2008 09:12:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried Booboos with you a Merry Christmas! (Dlisted)

Ebola clashes with her car (Hollywood Tuna)

RDJ happy to be home! (Just Jared)

Another ageless supermodel (IDLYITW)

The only dude dumb enough for Audrina (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Peaches is waiting for Rob (Holy Moly)

Are you still watching this sh-t? (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Jen’s ok with fans asking personal questions (INO)

Granny Freeze is a sucky neighbour (Cele|bitchy)

Amy Winehouse looks… decent in a bikini??!!!?? (Pop Sugar)

The GMD touches the head

December 23, 2008 08:32:43 Posted at December 23, 2008 08:32:43
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He did last night. He touched 45 heads. On Jimmy Kimmel live. Oh Jimmy. I love you. Did you watch? His teeth! They’re so white! So Jimmy has this competition where he faces off against his guest – who can touch the most heads in 30 seconds? Needless to say, Tom Cruise was very, very good at head touching. Full Story

LipGloss style-stalker

December 23, 2008 08:21:49 Posted at December 23, 2008 08:21:49
Lainey Posted by Lainey

LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson. Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there is hope. Rob went home for the holidays. Full Story

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Shelfy sucks at funny

December 23, 2008 07:37:08 Posted at December 23, 2008 07:37:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Funny or Die is usually spot on with their hilarious celebrity videos. Usually. Even, gulp, Ebola Paris Hilton’s message to McCain was admittedly pretty funny. So a real actor like Jessica Biel, all serious and sh-t, trying to stake her claim, you’d think at the very least she’d be better than Ebola, right? Wrong. Full Story

Shopping cures all

December 23, 2008 06:56:04 Posted at December 23, 2008 06:56:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Samantha Ronson thanked fans on her blog for their concern about her hospitalisation this weekend: "Thanks for all your messages. I'm home and all good. Was just pretty exhausted from traveling and working too much to buy Chanukah gifts and my Jewish mother was worried about me.” Right. Full Story

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December 23, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 23, 2008 06:46:33 Posted at December 23, 2008 06:46:33
Lainey Posted by Lainey

For Meabh and Marian from Ireland but spending a year working and partying in Canada – Merry Christmas from Heather! Hope you’re enjoying the snow and Vancouver’s lone snowplow. Wishing you the best this holiday and an even better 2009!  Full Story

Monday, December 22, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Finally saw Milk and Sean Penn gets my vote. He is worth the price of admission. And more. And much worthier of your time than, say, Yes Man or Seven Pounds which topped the box office respectively, though modestly, this weekend. Does Jim Carrey get to make the same movie over and over again and still be called an artist? Like Nicolas Cage? Please.

If I can make it through Christmas – locked in a small cabin with family oh help – next week will be Benjamin Button. And you? Use the poll!

Monday – new posts all day. Check back often!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Also not Tom Hanks. Or Rob Lowe. And Hugh Grant isn’t Chocolate.