NYE Baby-Free

January 1, 2009 11:55:04 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:55:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Also in Vegas at Pure, Ashlee Simpson and husband Pete Wentz hosted an affair so lame the most high profile guests were Heidi Montag and that Spencer she may or may not have married. What’s up with all this hosting business? Well, you gotta go where they pay you. So for one night, the new parents left little Bronx at home to earn some cash. Full Story

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NYE Waste of Money

January 1, 2009 11:34:52 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:34:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Denise Richards and Lance Bass co-hosted a party at Prive Planet Hollywood in Vegas. Like, who would hire Denise Richards? And… who would actually GO to an event hosted by Denise Richards??? I would rather grab takeout at McDonalds – quarter with cheese, supersized fries, AND a filet fish to wash it all down – in my jammies, with greasy hair and a face full of pimples, and wine dispensed from a spout on a box than waste a good dress and an even better pair of shoes ringing in the new year with Denise Richards. Full Story

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NYE CarbFace and Bad Hair

January 1, 2009 11:22:38 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:22:38
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Miami at LIV at the Fountainebleau – Nick and Nessa in matching shiny sheen delight. But not really. Vanessa Minnillo is such a beautiful girl in real life. But her persistent pageant styles are for sh-t. And not sure what she’s doing with that hair. Nick Lachey, after outselling his ex wife Jessica Simpson in their post-divorce album duel, has pretty much gone nowhere. Full Story

NYE Vagina Virgins

January 1, 2009 11:06:00 Posted at January 1, 2009 11:06:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Joe Jonas is getting lipglossier than Zac Efron. Here they are, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Brothers, headed to Times Square in NYC last night to take part in the Dick Clark annual countdown. We watched the ball drop and after the clock turned midnight, after kissing my husband, turned back to the television only to find Joe Jonas making love to the camera. Full Story

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Wednesday, December 31, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Are you ready for 2009?

Wishing you a safe and happy New Years Eve!

Am blogging today and the rest of the week so if you need to nurse your hangover with some smut, it’s business as usual over here, especially since the GMD came out to play.

Have fun tonight!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS Kevin Bacon is not Cuba. Leo D is not Chocolate.

Best of 2008: Silver Fox vs Mama Pimp!

December 31, 2008 16:54:36 Posted at December 31, 2008 16:54:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I.Love.Him. I loved him before. But then, when he guest hosted with Kelly Ripa and bitch slapped the Lohans… oh la, Anderson Cooper made the list for life. “Apparently these people, these horrific people, the Lohans, they’re quite well known… ?”Amazing. “And there’s this perfectly nice, allegedly 14 year old girl, looks to be more like 60 – no I say that with concern and love – and she allegedly wants to be a singer and or actor slash performer of some sort of striptease person, I don’t know…” SO amazing. Full Story

NYE baby?

December 31, 2008 13:28:23 Posted at December 31, 2008 13:28:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Taupes arrived at the hospital today prompting speculation that Violet’s sibling is coming like right now any minute. They don’t seem all that hurried or laboured to me. But then again, what do I know of such things? As for a scheduled c-section option, because apparently this is of much interest to many of you, she delivered naturally the first time. Full Story

Spittle and Lilo in Miami

December 31, 2008 12:03:10 Posted at December 31, 2008 12:03:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Separately…but you know he likes to party and leer at the ladies. Will he show up at her bash at Mansion tonight? This is Gerard Butler in Miami last night, a prelude to what will likely be a full spittle affair in South Beach as he rings in the new year. And here’s Lindsay Lohan showing off her thinness on the beach today, getting some sun glow before her hosting duties with Samantha Ronson. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

December 31, 2008 11:44:00 Posted at December 31, 2008 11:44:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But was it an old school Impala? Matt Dillon thinks he’s Snoop Dog (Dlisted)

The perfect BFF for a disease (Hollywood Tuna)

Even stomach staplers go to St Barts! (Just Jared)

Her fake boobs > her fake lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Clooney in Cabo… shirtless! (Pop Sugar)

Becks trains hard in Italy (A Socialite's Life)

Mimi Cheese, wine, and oysters (Webster’s is my Bitch)

Adrian Grenier smiles like a Sears catalogue (INO)

Vagina virgins threaten NY security (Cele|bitchy)

Umm…why is the Piv in Bangkok??? (IDLYITW)