How do you dump a Vagina Virgin?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:50:00 March 25, 2009 11:50:00

Not that it would have been a real break up because it wasn’t a real relationship but still… For all intents and purposes it was sold as a legitimate love, so will we be hearing about it on the Jonas Brothers next album? Probably won’t have to wait that long. Because Joe Jonas is part of the web generation – nothing happens if it doesn’t happen on Facebook/Twitter. Full Story

View All 10 Photos

Juno Swag 2009 Giveaway!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:15:15 March 25, 2009 11:15:15

My swag is your swag! We are celebrating Canadian music this week as the Juno Awards come to Vancouver and an exclusive opportunity to win what the artists are going home with... and you don't have to be nominated. You want it? I want it! But you're getting it instead! The swag pack this year is super luxe. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:01:57 March 25, 2009 11:01:57

Hot Harry covers his carrot! (Dlisted)

Holy sh-t, she actually wore pants…now that she’s landed a job (Hollywood Tuna)

Penn > Pattinson…what? (Just Jared)

Rachel McAdams going to Vegas (Pop Sugar)

Adrian Grenier’s latest piece (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

He can join Lilo on the unhireable assembly line (INO)

House Bunny’s killer body (Popoholic)

Fabulous! 40! No more marriage! (Cele|bitchy)

Bad taste in tv, bad taste in men (IDLYITW)

No more whores on Dancing with the Sh-ts! (A Socialite's Life)

Oscar-nominated delusions

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:32:45 March 25, 2009 09:32:45

You’ve heard by now about the exclusive interview Lindsay Lohan granted E! She let the crack talk the entire time. How else can you explain it? As you’d expect, Lilo blames you, me, everyone else for her career failures. Of course. Because Dina Lohan didn’t teach her about accountability, despite Lindsay’s insistence that her parents encouraged good values: With everything that's gone on with my family, my parents still taught us how to have tact, class, respect for others and how to follow our dreams and never change who we are for anyone or anything. Full Story

True 2009

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 09:14:00 March 25, 2009 09:14:00

The economy is in the sh-ts. People are poor. Even rich people are poor. Spandau Ballet is getting back together, oh lawd. Dumb, but True. Heh. That song plays in every Chinese restaurant in the world. You’d think they would be taking it to the bank over and over again in royalties, non? Evidently not. Full Story

His head is fine but he smells

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 08:09:00 March 25, 2009 08:09:00

Many of you have emailed about some tabloid story reporting that Robert Pattinson was struck in the head during New Moon shooting in Vancouver. He hasn’t started shooting. Makeup, screen testing, and training…but not shooting. Relax twi-hards. It never happened. He wasn’t hurt. Trust. Full Story

Harvey’s next

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 07:28:13 March 25, 2009 07:28:13

Every couple of years or so, Harvey likes to pick a young actress, turn her into a star. Or try to at least. It happened with my Gwyneth. The Alba Bitch had her chance, Anne Hathaway too, now it looks like Blake Lively has caught Harvey’s eye. A deal with the devil, you could say. Curious to see then if Blake shows up in Marchesa on carpet after carpet. Full Story

View All 13 Photos

King and Queen of TV B-List

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 07:15:49 March 25, 2009 07:15:49

At some event last night called the TV Guide Sexiest Stars Party… Needless to say, it didn’t get beyond B-List on the guest list, which is why Eva Longoria was treated like Angelina Jolie. Please. In all fairness though, given what they were working with – some Kardashians and several Dancing Sh-t cast members – Eva probably was the queen of the night, what with her soap opera Ken Paves hairstyle and some dress that looks recycled because even she knew it was a slow Tuesday in Hollywood. Full Story

View All 8 Photos

March 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 06:49:49 March 25, 2009 06:49:49

To Karen G in Toronto – Happy Belated Birthday! Happy 46th Birthday Kim! Hoping this is the year that Keith Urban is finally ready for you! And when he comes calling, I expect an email with a play by play on how he escaped the Freeze. Happy 28th Birthday Renee! Wishing you the best day ever! Thank you for being my bff for 25 years. Full Story

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

The Juno Awards are just a few days away. Are you joining us on the red carpet? They’ve asked me to keep tweeting this week about my Juno preparation so my Twitter page – click here - will continue until next Monday. Will be tweeting live during our red carpet and from backstage on the night of the show.

Was thinking about a tweet-off today between my two favourite tweeters: Karl Lagerfeld and Christopher Walken (thanks Jessica B!). Karl’s tweets are, as you would expect, full of amazingness. But Walken, Walken is funny as all balls. There’s a reason why they ask him back on Saturday Night Live year after year after year. And it’s not just about cowbells. Even reading him write “Pookie” is enough to send me into hysterics. John Mayer only wishes…

Tuesday – new posts all day and scroll down for late posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey