To Cathy - Happy Christmas 50! Hope your celebration was worthy of a half century! As for your crush on Keith Urban… I’ve no doubt he’d would find your bed much warmer than the one he doesn’t share with the Freeze. And Congratulations and a big “WOO” to Gilly in Toronto on your Christmas Eve engagement. Full Story
Supposed to be heading to remote cabin with the in-laws today weather permitting. No wireless or cell service for 72 hours. Like, I don’t even how that’s possible anymore.
Will be back on regular schedule on Monday December 29.
Until then wishing you a very Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays, peace, love and gossip.
PS Cuba is not Will Smith. Chocolate is not Justin Timberlake.
Congrats on the engagement to Alicia M.! Love always, Krista Happy Birthday to Heidi (aka Schmei) from your BFF Helena. Ramon is sooo cute! Pics attached. To Anne-Marie and Eric. Sorry to hear that Christmas this year isn’t ideal. At least you won’t have to wash dishes? I know, it’s small consolation. Full Story
Samantha Ronson was indeed suffering from exhaustion. Not to worry – she’s fine now. Fine enough to go shopping yesterday with Lindsay Lohan. Only in LA does being tired require hospitalisation…over and over and over again.
It’s two days to Christmas. Are you ready? In the spirit? Is Christmas all around? Do you need a little Billy Mack? I will always, always, always giggle at the way he’s sitting, and how his arms alternate from side to side. Kills me. Careful with the volume!
Tuesday – am online all day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Tim McGraw is not Cuba. Also not Liam Neeson or Denzel Washington. Josh Brolin isn’t Chocolate.
Christmas is all around
Every year, Mimi takes her cheese toe to Aspen, dressed up and down in the most ridiculous “ski” gear, clutching her dog Jack from store to store, pretending she’s cold but heaving her tits around for photographers. It’s become a tradition. And just because she’s married now, doesn’t mean traditions change. Full Story
Her husband has just been installed at AC Milan and now she’s revealing that she’s actually allergic to pasta. Here’s Victoria Beckham’s explanation: ‘It's not that I avoid carbs, I'm allergic to pasta. It's like my kryptonite. I feel like I can't digest it properly and it makes me feel ill. Full Story
I would not want to be travelling today. Airports must be hell? This is Colin Farrell, my love #2, arriving in London from LA (everyone with an accent should get the hell out of LA) looking lean and trim as he has for a while and fresh off his surprising Golden Globe nomination for In Bruges. Surprising because it was released with very little fanfare much earlier in the year. Full Story
The secret behind those enigmatic half smile/half grimaces? We found out this year … It’s prunes! “Every time they pose and smile, they say the word ‘prune’.” Who knew? That prunes are good for more than just poo? Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen figured it out – this is why they’re always so puckered. Full Story
Chicken Fried Booboos with you a Merry Christmas! (Dlisted)
Ebola clashes with her car (Hollywood Tuna)
RDJ happy to be home! (Just Jared)
Another ageless supermodel (IDLYITW)
The only dude dumb enough for Audrina (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Peaches is waiting for Rob (Holy Moly)
Are you still watching this sh-t? (Webster’s is my Bitch)
Jen’s ok with fans asking personal questions (INO)
Granny Freeze is a sucky neighbour (Cele|bitchy)
Amy Winehouse looks… decent in a bikini??!!!?? (Pop Sugar)
He did last night. He touched 45 heads. On Jimmy Kimmel live. Oh Jimmy. I love you. Did you watch? His teeth! They’re so white! So Jimmy has this competition where he faces off against his guest – who can touch the most heads in 30 seconds? Needless to say, Tom Cruise was very, very good at head touching. Full Story
LipGloss took his girlfriend shopping yesterday with greasy hair and a grey shirt. Seen it? Of course you have. On Robert Pattinson. Only Robert Pattinson doesn’t iron his clothes and pull and tuck every perfect corner. Maybe in a couple of years if he stays in LA but…there is hope. Rob went home for the holidays. Full Story