Scabby supports steak

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 08:15:47 April 28, 2009 08:15:47

Check out the Filthy Scab, looking freshly ganged, last night at the grand opening of the Sapphire New York at Gentlemen's Club and Prime 333 Steakhouse. Isn’t Scabby supposed to be some kind of animal rights activist? Well… she puts that away and gets on her knees when the price is right. Full Story

Ghosts, Girlfriends, and a Geriatric

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 08:08:17 April 28, 2009 08:08:17

Last night at the Hollywood premiere of The Ghosts of Girlfriends Past, also known as How to Lose a Guy in the Fool’s Gold Sahara - Matthew McConaughey brought his baby mother along as costar Taupe Jennifer Garner hit her first carpet since giving birth to 2nd daughter Seraphina. She bores me but she deserves acknowledgement: Taupe did not and has not turned into a size 0 post-pregnancy. Full Story

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Wolverine World Quiveration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 07:14:35 April 28, 2009 07:14:35

They had a contest or something and eventually Tempe, Arizona was selected as the location of the Wolverine world premiere. So the stars flew in last night for the carpet led by their sweet, humble, generous movie star leader Hugh Jackman who has literally travelled the world in support of this film, tirelessly, and not once has complained or faltered or seemed anything but enormously grateful for his opportunities. Full Story

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April 28, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 28, 2009 06:35:06 April 28, 2009 06:35:06

Happy Birthday Kelley! Love you and wish I was in Ottawa to cook you a fabulous meal with beaucoup de vin to celebrate. Angela Congratulations Robynn on your engagement! Weenie says he dubbed his own voice over Colin Firth’s in Love Actually, without you knowing, and you played the dvd, and all of a sudden, Colin was proposing to Aurelia, but really to you… is that how it went down? Bitch, I am JEALOUS. Full Story

Monday, April 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

A large amount of exclusive photos today – between supermodels, quarterbacks, babies, and teen idols, the site is very busy! The photos just take a couple seconds longer to load. And they are totally worth it. Apologise for any inconvenience in advance. And if you do have to take it out your frustration on someone, how about JailBait Miley Cyrus? Or, the old faithful default: my inbox.

Why does the Angie vs Jen triangle continue to sell at the newsstand? Perhaps the same reason Obsessed took the top spot at the box office this weekend.

Because girl sh-t is the best sh-t. And as much as we believe in sister solidarity, at the same time, we all love a good hairpulling, open hand slapping, nail scraping throwdown. Also… Beyonce > LipGloss. Heh.

It’s Monday – many exclusives including a Twilight hand holding double feature. Two couples, two sets of photos. And … Brady and Bundchen in Vancouver! Am posting those first. It’ll be a heavy today. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Meet Sasha David Chew, born Thursday April 23rd to my cousin Cat and her husband Dex. He’s a rock star, non?

Honouring Tom Hanks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 19:52:08 April 27, 2009 19:52:08

Tonight in New York at the 36th Film Society of Lincoln Centre’s Gala Tribute to Tom Hanks – some superstar arrivals. I love Tom Hanks. He’s a good duck. And always a very great interview. My friend Gab and I were talking about this the other night while watching a rerun of Julia Roberts on Letterman. Full Story

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Georgina’s back…and more

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 15:01:58 April 27, 2009 15:01:58

The CW has revealed on its Gossip Girl website tonight that Georgina’s back. And supposedly she’s “transformed”. Word is they need to fight a more formidable foe. And prom is coming up. Oh. Prom. Prom drama is delicious. Especially if Chuck Bass and Georgina are up to no good. Full Story

Jen kissing Jason

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 14:03:22 April 27, 2009 14:03:22

Many Jason Bateman fans out there – are you jealous of Jennifer Aniston? Have never been jealous of Jennifer Aniston. Am jealous of a lot of people but not Jennifer Aniston. Today however, today I would have liked to be Jennifer Aniston. In New York kissing Jason Bateman on the set of The Baster. Full Story

Leo Gordon Gekko

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 12:24:01 April 27, 2009 12:24:01

Those of you who only know The Hills probably don’t recognise the name. But once upon a time Oliver Stone made great movies. And one of those great movies was called Wall Street. And the star of Wall Street was Gordon Gekko played by Michael Douglas.Greed is good. He wore his hair signature 80s styles – combslicked back flat to the head. Full Story

Those legs again

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 11:42:30 April 27, 2009 11:42:30

Zac Efron in Germany to promote his box office topping 17 Again. LipGloss brought his signature hair mop and also those legs – those mangly blendered legs cocked in several angles and directions at once… is this the stance of the Modern Man? Since when did boys start imitating Ebola Hilton’s red carpet pose? This is disgusting to me. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 27, 2009 11:28:57 April 27, 2009 11:28:57

Chicken Fried feminine hygiene! (Dlisted)

What Salma is contributing to her marriage (Hollywood Tuna)

But would they have denied Angelina Jolie? (INO)

Imitation Beyonce? (The Superficial)

Porny, Tony, and Daisy go on holiday! (Pop Sugar)

Megan Fox is skinnier than you (Just Jared)

She taught Shelfy how to strip (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Spittle boysh-t! (Cele|bitchy)

OF COURSE it was a cash bar! Of course it was! (ICYDK)

Do her eyes not open all the way anymore? (A Socialite’s Life)