Which one’s the Jackson? (Dlisted)
Tara Reid’s tits, Jessica Simpson’s brain (Hollywood Tuna)
Keira Knightley’s best photoshoot? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Next thing you know, she’ll be copying Lacoste (Just Jared)
But they’re hot, so who cares if they’re criminals? (IDLYITW)
Bono hypocrisy? (Holy Moly)
It’s the green hat…it must be true (INO)
Once a cheating Carb Face… (Cele|bitchy)
Oh snap! Eva Mendes bitchslaps JLo! (The Blemish)
Sigh. He loves dogs. There is NOTHING wrong with this man (Pop Sugar)
He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story
SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. Full Story
An item that was relatively buried…probably because no one ever wants to suggest anything less than sparkle dazzling positive about the Mighty Opes. Because the benevolent magnanimous Oprah Winfrey can do no wrong…right? Ugh. Oprah is insufferable. The GMD is insufferable. No wonder they’re so tight. Full Story
Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one. The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. Full Story
A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality. Full Story
In support of her new album Circus, dropping December 2nd, Britney has filmed a 90 minute doc with MTV chronicling her comeback with footage from her rehearsals, from backstage at the VMAs, spotlighting her struggle to put last year behind her, and featuring candid reflections about her breakdown and subsequent recovery. Full Story
Happy 20th Birthday Haley! It’s a milestone so make it count! And thank you for staying with my smut all these years. I like to think I truly know you and your mom…just a little! To Erika in Sydney – Happy 29th Birthday! Don’t be afraid of 30, for real. It’s most fun ever! Full Story
Only FIVE more sleeps until our Madonna screening – CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE? More information to follow later today.
And good news!
My Gwyneth the GOOPster has finally gotten it together. Many of you have emailed today, after many attempts, and have finally been rewarded. You begged to be her GOOPy friend…and she obliged! A new newsletter, the best one yet (because it’s clothing related), has been sent out. More on that later.
Thursday – new articles all day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Jude Law is not a disappointment that way... unless you’re into size.
Next Tuesday, October 14th… CARE TO TRUTH OR DARE? In celebration of Madonna’s return to Toronto, we are bringing Truth or Dare back to the big screen! And for a good cause! Everyone is welcome by donation – all proceeds are going to RAISING MALAWI. We are also screening a 10 minute exclusive special presentation of Filth & Wisdom, Madonna’s directorial debut! AND… we are so excited to show our very own Madonna montage. Full Story
Ugh. Baby fever. It takes over everything. And suddenly everyone purees . From my Gwyneth to Nicole Richie – it’s a mommy puree party and I’m not invited! Boo! Still, even this baby hating shrew can’t help but be charmed by these images of Nicole Richie with her cute baby Harlow. Full Story