Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 11:33:33 February 16, 2009 11:33:33

You call it a meltdown. We call it mahjong withdrawal (Dlisted)

Scarjo’s open mouth for D&G (Hollywood Tuna)

Vagina Virgin and his hag. Oh yeah, and her movie bombed (Just Jared)

Fergie’s honeymoon bikini body (Pop Sugar)

Robert Pattinson should be hittin’ these Peaches, right Laura? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Colin Farrell is available! (INO)

Freida Pinto is available too! Freida and Colin??? (Cele|bitchy)

Fashion Week Front Row downgrade (IDLYITW)

Not even a cute hat in Cabo can make her smile (ICYDK)

Seriously, how cute is courtside B? (A Socialite's Life)

Angel or Demon?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 10:17:39 February 16, 2009 10:17:39

Corny question but let me finish. Ewan McGregor was in Rome yesterday promoting the upcoming Angels & Demons with co-star Ayelet Zurer. Didn’t see Tom Hanks. F-ck I love Ewan McGregor. He’s a sweetheart (Miss Potter) and a black eyelined badboy (Trainspotting). An Angel and a Demon. Do you like your Ewan angelic or demonic? Or singing and dancing Moulin Rouge? He was wonderful in that too. Full Story

Thank Pip for his style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 08:46:36 February 16, 2009 08:46:36

If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled its new cover naming Justin Timberlake to the #1 spot on the list of Most Stylish Men in America. Full Story

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The GMD loves fast cars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 08:05:01 February 16, 2009 08:05:01

As reported last week, the GMD drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld with Little Sci instead. Full Story

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Noooooooooooooooo…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 07:50:21 February 16, 2009 07:50:21

One step forward, five steps back. Oh Porny. Don’t you have a mirror? On Friday night, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo took her tits out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. She looks like she can barely walk. She looks like she can barely breathe! Apparently the sight of her heaving cans were meant however to distract from the housecoat she decided to wear as a dress. Full Story

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Cougar on call

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 07:08:00 February 16, 2009 07:08:00

They revisited the Cougar Den on SNL this weekend and Cameron Diaz obliged. She’s been part of every one they’ve done. Love her for it. Love how she just pops in just because. Love that they have her on speed dial. And of course it seems as though Cam has permanently relocated to NYC lately – she’s spent much more time there than she has in LA the last several months. Full Story

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Street scrap, ear infections, and more shopping

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 07:04:00 February 16, 2009 07:04:00

Just another weekend for Lindsay Lohan. She and Samantha Ronson were in New York for Sam’s sister Charlotte’s show at Fashion Week. On Saturday night they were supposed to head to Florida to co-host a Valentine’s Day party. On Friday night however the two were spotted in New York, very late, screaming at each other on the street. Full Story

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Guess not

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 06:51:25 February 16, 2009 06:51:25

So remember when Jennifer Lopez showed up at the LA premiere of Benjamin Button not wearing her wedding ring and the next morning everyone and their eyebrow stylist was declaring divorce? Guess not. Ring Watch is about as reliable as Bump Watch…both are balls. Several weeks of speculation followed the Missing Ring Incident during which it was reported that JLo and Marc Anthony would share a farewell Valentine’s duet at his MSG show in New York before parting ways for good. Full Story

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Salma’s Valentine wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 06:31:00 February 16, 2009 06:31:00

Valentina’s parents were married on Saturday in Paris at the City Hall. He’s a billionaire and she’s a diva star and they marry at the City Hall. LOVE it. More celebrities should marry at the City Hall! So after breaking up last year Salma Hayek and Francois Henri-Pinault, who has denied that he fathered Rachida Dati’s baby Full Story

February 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 16, 2009 06:27:39 February 16, 2009 06:27:39

Happy Birthday to Kim B in Victoria who has more boys than the Beckhams and goes to bed with her very own footballer every night! Have fun at Britney in April and thank you so much for sticking with my smut for all these years. I can’t tell you how what an honour that is. Emma, Happy Birthday - I'm just jealous ‘cause you're awesome. Full Story

Friday, February 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Most talked about story yesterday? Joaquin Phoenix. His movie is opening today too. As for his performance on Letterman Wednesday night, most of you, according to the poll, seem to think Dave did not participate willingly. Me I’m still undecided. Watch it again, especially the end. Word is (thanks Jenny!) this is, obviously, one giant “Punk” as Joaquin delves into character to expose the media’s mistreatment of celebrities with mental health issues. Great. Am looking forward to it. Especially the part when child starlets shove half an ounce of cocaine into their faces. Oh Joaquin…shut your ass.

Final weekend before the Oscars – and is the GMD spending it with Granny Freeze???? More on that below.

Oscar trailer is below. EVERY race seems to be tightening up, especially Best Actor. They say momentum is definitely on Mickey’s side. Have you prepared your ballot already? Click here to enter The Annual Contest!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Remember Lawrence.

Oscar promotion