Johnny Depp and… Twilight?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 13:54:07 April 22, 2009 13:54:07

You know it hurts me to write it as much as it hurts you to read it. But… Johnny Depp in Puerto Rico shooting The Rum Diary and … not really feeling the side part. At all. Also those glasses, the way they turn up at the sides, it’s like he’s had his eyes pulled or something. Full Story

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Chelsea Handler vs Ebola

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 12:53:00 April 22, 2009 12:53:00

I posted earlier about how Jimmy Kimmel set up camp inside Billy Bob Thornton’s ass last night, not bothering to call that skeeze out on his bullsh-t. Would Chelsea Handler do the same? I’d like to believe my Chelsea would NEVER do the same. At the very least, Chelsea does not play pretend face with Ebola Hilton. Full Story

On rare occasions…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 11:00:33 April 22, 2009 11:00:33

When he’s not asstalking or assblogging or dressed from head to toe in “me me me” clothing, Kanye West is attractive. He’s even sexy. Kanye attended the Vanity Fair party for the Tribeca Film Festival last night in New York in conservative attire, did not give a pap the beat down, was not pimping his model beard, and actually brought out the quiver. Full Story

How many changes?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 10:23:35 April 22, 2009 10:23:35

Am writing this at exactly 10:00am Pacific. So it’s only 12:55pm in New York. It’s barely afternoon. But already Jennifer Lopez has changed 3 times! First it was the blue in an article posted earlier. Then she went for a fitted khaki number for Regis & Kelly followed by a red and leopard ensemble for a meeting later on, all in service of a body that is back and some new project. Full Story

A day without Hugh

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:58:10 April 22, 2009 08:58:10

Two days, actually! Can you believe it’s midweek and not one post about Hugh Jackman until now? Slap me. To make up for it, here are several shots of Hugh in Hollywood yesterday at his hand and footprint ceremony on all fours with his pipes all pumped and a big smile as usual working it for the crowd and the cameras. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:53:35 April 22, 2009 08:53:35

Is she a fraud? (Dlisted)

Those are her lips, not a distant island (Hollywood Tuna)

Holy f-ck, did he ever get ugly fast (Just Jared)

Billionaire photo cheese! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Who are the new besties? (Pop Sugar)

By drunk she means tall (INO)

Mrs. Beckham misspelled (Cele|bitchy)

Does this girl own pants? (IDLYITW)

A good mother uses her child as a prop (A Socialite's Life)

Nicole Richie grows! (The Superficial)

You are a humpbacked geek

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 08:29:00 April 22, 2009 08:29:00

So Kimmel is allowed to call him an “actor” but Jian Ghomeshi, a Canadian, no way. That’s the standard. Here’s the thing – Jian introduced him for context as an actor. Period. But Billy Bob Thornton justified his douchebaggery on CBC radio last night by explaining that he was promised that he would not be asked about his “acting”. Full Story

La Lopez legs!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 07:43:58 April 22, 2009 07:43:58

Jennifer Lopez at Good Morning America today. No idea why. Don’t care what she’s promoting. Do care very much about her legs. Oh la. She looks amazing. F-cking amazing. A very flattering little dress, especially the darker patches by the waist and the length is perfect. Cuts her off at exactly the right spot. Full Story

Crowe and The Queen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 07:17:16 April 22, 2009 07:17:16

In London yesterday to promote State of Play. Helen Mirren is a goddess. It’s really too bad she asstalks so much. The lady looks amazing, non? My favourite nail bar (Pure) here in Vancouver plays Sex & the City non stop. So I popped in yesterday for a manicure. Happened to be the episode featuring Samantha’s hard-on for Friar F-ck. Full Story

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Lilo: bone, skin, and skank

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 22, 2009 07:09:07 April 22, 2009 07:09:07

She went shopping with her sister yesterday in a long white dress exposing her ribs, no bra to show off her sagging tits. The photos speak for themselves. Later on she attended an exhibition, at one point pulling her hair off her face – did she always have such a big forehead? Or it is because in relation to her body everything above the shoulders looks massive? What’s with the fingernail biting these days? Crack habits… As reported earlier this week, stripping in Vegas Full Story

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