One Holy Twin to see

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 09:41:00 February 18, 2010 09:41:00

The Brange is now in Italy for 3 months while Angelina shoots a movie with Johnny Depp. The entire family has hunkered down in Venice as local paps salivate over every outing. Like this one - Miss Zahara out with Brange along with her little bro Knox Leon. Let's call him KL. It's a clean shot of his little face which looks remarkably like the Chosen One's face, a perfect hybrid of their pulchritudinous parents. Full Story

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The Italian Queen, American TV

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 08:08:47 February 18, 2010 08:08:47

Oh clever girl. Elisabetta Canalis, better known as George Clooney’s piece, is apparently in talks to join the TNT show Leverage. According to Us Weekly she has been cast as a recurring character. Full Story

5 Factor Journal: Day 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 08:03:16 February 18, 2010 08:03:16

I know we’re still early in the game but Jacek is amazed at my energy. And I haven’t been a crusty bitch. He, you see, is the first to suffer when I’m on an all night, no sleep assignment. We just moved, the house is a mess, and he’d been bracing for “the horns”. He says two horns come out of my head when I turn into a raging cow. Full Story

February 18, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2010 07:57:20 February 18, 2010 07:57:20

To Emma in Newfoundland, Sorry my birthday message is tardy to the party-Happy Birthday! Love, Anne. Happy 27 Birthday to my BFF Chelsea!!! Cheers to the year to come and the many exciting experiences about to happen!!! Luv Adina  Full Story

Wednesday, February 17, 2010

Dear Gossips,

I have a friend who has met someone new. And they’ve been exchanging emails all day. The kinds of emails that are open to interpretation, that require several minutes of analysis before clicking send, the ones that put your stomach into a lurch as soon as they light up your screen.  Read Full Intro

Those yellow bags

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 17:39:55 February 17, 2010 17:39:55

For non-Canadians, HBC stands for Hudson’s Bay Company, basically Canada’s signature department store. Been around forever. Like pioneer styles. HBC is also the official Olympic clothing sponsor of Team Canada. And everyone is walking around with the gear. There are line-ups outside the store in Vancouver around the corner at all hours of the day, not just Canadians, but people from around the world dressing themselves in head to toe Maple Leaf. Full Story

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The ultimate case study

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 15:40:07 February 17, 2010 15:40:07

I have written very little about Tiger Woods. After a while it was hard to keep count. He totally f-cked up. He was stupid. He was arrogant. He betrayed the values for which he was sold to us to uphold. But he also didn’t kick the sh-t out of his girlfriend. And the fact that Tiger has become a punchline, instead of feared and respected, is probably the worst punishment you could inflict on him. Full Story

He wins

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 13:19:34 February 17, 2010 13:19:34

It used to be Jake Gyllenhaal who was the worst wearer of pants, like, ever. And then Spittle Gerard Butler came along with his snug crotch and his loser wash jeans relieving Jakey of this Bad Pants title. They are the antithesis of Brad Pitt and David Beckham. It’s a dealbreaker when a man can’t own his pants. Full Story

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She’s Michelle Obama today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 12:43:22 February 17, 2010 12:43:22

Justin Timberlake’s William Rast show presents today at Fashion week. Click here to livestream the event. Of course clingy Biel wouldn’t miss this opportunity to tag along on his star. Check her out, leaving his apartment this afternoon, freshly blown out, very dressed up, almost too much for William Rast, fronting like she’s regal and elegant Michelle Obama styles. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 10:48:48 February 17, 2010 10:48:48

Nicole Richie’s wedding plans do not include Ebola (Popeater)

Will this girl make it to 10 before her mom makes her get a boob job? (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried Britney protects her secrets (The Superficial)

Um, there are bruises on this bride (Hollywood Tuna)

Robert Pattinson talks about cuddling. It’s always talking. (Pop Sugar)

Beautiful collar on Claire’s coat (Just Jared)

Silver in this case is for last place (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ewan McGregor on full frontal and fellatio (Towleroad)

Kristin Cavallari says she does not do drugs (E! Online)

Posh on The View (Cele|bitchy)

Through the faces of the Cheese

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2010 10:29:14 February 17, 2010 10:29:14

Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World hits theatres this weekend. Celine and the family attended the premiere in Miami last night. There’s her angel, her miracle, her amazingness, her most wonderful, the blessed, the child of her life and love and existence, the transcendental, the elemental, the every word that describes every great feeling – her son Rene Charles. Full Story