Hey Baby

October 10, 2008 17:45:00 Posted at October 10, 2008 17:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Don’t run away… It’s been ages. Your hair’s long again… I like it. In fact, I like everything about you today. The way you wear your hat, the way you wear your pants, especially your pants, but you're still too skinny, darling.  It hurts me when you're starving. Full Story

Twilight: the final trailer

October 10, 2008 13:46:02 Posted at October 10, 2008 13:46:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Twilight freaks turned up their freak factor this week when the final Twilight trailer leaked online. To me it looks cheaply produced (that fight sequence is seriously hurting), but what does it matter? Production value doesn’t matter. Not when screaming teens and infatuated mothers are involved. Full Story

Coveting Kate’s hamstrings

October 10, 2008 12:17:01 Posted at October 10, 2008 12:17:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s always about whose abs you want. Or ass. Or hair. Or nose. It’s never about the hamstrings. Hamstrings are underrated! But I only realised this today. I was just whining at my trainer Hayley yesterday about hamstrings: Why do we have to work on them every time??? Hamstring rolls on that f&cking ball are the worst. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 10, 2008 12:03:00 Posted at October 10, 2008 12:03:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Which one’s the Jackson? (Dlisted)

Tara Reid’s tits, Jessica Simpson’s brain (Hollywood Tuna)

Keira Knightley’s best photoshoot? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Next thing you know, she’ll be copying Lacoste (Just Jared)

But they’re hot, so who cares if they’re criminals? (IDLYITW)

Bono hypocrisy? (Holy Moly)

It’s the green hat…it must be true (INO)

Once a cheating Carb Face… (Cele|bitchy)

Oh snap! Eva Mendes bitchslaps JLo! (The Blemish)

Sigh. He loves dogs. There is NOTHING wrong with this man (Pop Sugar)

Compulsive Narcissist

October 10, 2008 10:42:18 Posted at October 10, 2008 10:42:18
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He can’t help himself, you know? He can’t help bringing things back to his favourite subject. John Mayer’s favourite subject is John Mayer. Thanks to M at Berklee College for sending this in: Hi Lainey!!I'm in my last year at Berklee College of Music in Boston where John Mayer briefly attended. Full Story

Day to day life

October 10, 2008 08:50:15 Posted at October 10, 2008 08:50:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

SJP this morning taking James Wilkie to school more dressed up than usual for the daily routine. James’s hair is starting to resemble his mother’s. Very cute. Not so cute are his mother’s scrawny legs. They’ve always been scrawny. Like the rest of her. She says it’s simple genetics. Full Story

Date night for the GMD and the Mighty Opes

October 10, 2008 08:03:22 Posted at October 10, 2008 08:03:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

An item that was relatively buried…probably because no one ever wants to suggest anything less than sparkle dazzling positive about the Mighty Opes. Because the benevolent magnanimous Oprah Winfrey can do no wrong…right? Ugh. Oprah is insufferable. The GMD is insufferable. No wonder they’re so tight. Full Story

Must have been a rough day

October 10, 2008 07:47:35 Posted at October 10, 2008 07:47:35
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry to make you feel badly about yourself on a Friday but it’s Gisele Bundchen shooting a music video yesterday on Melrose, proving once again that all things are not equal. I have pored over three agency photos of this woman. She does not take a bad picture. Not one. The video was apparently co-directed by Kevin Connolly and Lukas Haas. Full Story

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Robo hits the high notes

October 10, 2008 07:10:44 Posted at October 10, 2008 07:10:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A preview of Katie Holmes’s cameo on Eli Stone has been released. She sings and dances and her high notes will break glass. Seriously. The rest is ok… I guess… but the point of the “vision” was to be a turn-on. And there is nothing sexy, sensual, or seductive about KatE – not her weird assy hair, not her body, not the voice that is still very girly but that has been stripped of feminine appeal by marital androgyny, serving in the end as a sad reminder of the nubile but wholesome young thing once so full of promise, now devoid of personality. Full Story

Chicken Fried For The Record

October 10, 2008 07:04:15 Posted at October 10, 2008 07:04:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In support of her new album Circus, dropping December 2nd, Britney has filmed a 90 minute doc with MTV chronicling her comeback with footage from her rehearsals, from backstage at the VMAs, spotlighting her struggle to put last year behind her, and featuring candid reflections about her breakdown and subsequent recovery. Full Story

October 10, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 10, 2008 06:56:50 Posted at October 10, 2008 06:56:50
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 20th Birthday Haley! It’s a milestone so make it count! And thank you for staying with my smut all these years. I like to think I truly know you and your mom…just a little! To Erika in Sydney – Happy 29th Birthday! Don’t be afraid of 30, for real. It’s most fun ever! Full Story