Oh Mickey Rourke. As you know, he adores his dogs. His Loki travelled everywhere with him. He was hoping for some Loki luck on Sunday. But Loki… Loki is gone. According to Rourke’s publicist, Loki passed on Monday night. Ummmmm…. Here’s what happened on Monday night: Mickey was in New York. Full Story
Surprisingly it wasn’t all about Posh at the Armani store opening last night in New York. He cuts fine men’s suits too. And has friends in famous places. So the boys were out in full force last night – the biggest name by far: Leonardo DiCaprio. This is respect, right? Usually these fashion mixers are not his style. Full Story
Tired of getting out-thinned by Lindsay Lohan lately, Victoria Beckham showed up at the Armani store opening in New York last night with a retaliatory skinny salvo! Who dares challenge her starvation throne? As you can see, she is reclaiming her rightful spot at the top of the emaciated mountain. As you can also see, Posh’s hair is growing ever so slowly, evolving into a shaggier version of her pert little pixie…and I love it so much. Full Story
Twihards have been holding their breath for days – report after report was released that Robert Pattinson would leave London to present at the Oscars. This is Rob yesterday on Rodeo Drive, perhaps getting fitted for a tuxedo? Looks like he’ll be at the Kodak on Sunday… poor thing. Yes, Rob is back in Los Angeles, to be hunted now by Lindsay Lohan and Ebola, whenever it returns from New York. Full Story
Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be Ebola’s birthday. Full Story
To the Bra & Jean party girls in Calgary – congratulations on celebrating your 13th anniversary! 13 years, great friends, decorating bras, eating, drinking, karaoke, and gossip… I must come next year! Big love to Julie who was clearly inspired by Isaac Mizrahi and Scarlett Johansson. Full Story
Welcome back to those who enjoyed Family Day in Canada and Washington’s Birthday in the US yesterday. Catch up, scroll down, view more articles. You’ll want to get a good look at Jessica Simpson’s massive tits, prompting many of you moms to write, wondering if Porny is actually pregnant. Something about the size, something about the veins? And then there’s the tent she wore out for dinner the other day...
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Justin Timberlake has the Midas Touch. But what happens when the golden boy meets the deadly disease known as Hollywood Ebola? More on that later.
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Yours in gossip,
PS. Taupe is not stepping out on Ben Affleck. Chris Martin is not a cuckold victim either.
Right? At the Diesel show today in New York. I am by no means a Bosworth expert but her hair seems super light. And why is she reminding me of Granny Freeze? Obviously Kate is like 40 years younger but there’s something embryonic about her skin… and something is tingling my smut. Other than a raging coke alert, of course. Full Story
Hot Harry failed his pilot’s theory test. So apparently he’s getting extra lessons. Check him out, yesterday at the airfield looking relaxed and exuberant before taking to the skies. Hot Harry is hoping to fly helicopters in Afghanistan once his training is complete. Hot Harry is also getting schooled in racial awareness after his recent gaffes were made public. Full Story
For two weeks I’ve been running like a bitch and “eating well” to prepare for the Oscars. We’re doing a live show and I could tell you it doesn’t matter but at the same time, I don’t want to look back in 5 years when these opportunities aren’t around anymore and say to myself that I totally could have worked harder. Full Story
From the mouth! Heidi is launching Top Model in Germany and has been criticised by local fashion queens, among them some dude called Wolfgang Joop, who said she was “fat” and also Karl Lagerfeld who has delivered a dressing down the only way he can. (Heidi Klum) is more bling bling and glamorous than current fashion. Full Story