Tuesday, July 7, 2009

Dear Gossips,

For most there will be only one story today, especially this morning. But as I said last week, if you’re looking for something more uplifting, and less of a spectacle, smut that is fun, please do refresh the page here.

Watched the first episode of Entourage Season 6 last night and was very, very happy to see Ari & Lloyd’s relationship take centre stage. When they fight there are sparks. Love them together, best couple on the show. More on that later.

It’s Tuesday. Posted late yesterday – scroll down to catch up on Jo’s stylish night out. “Thanks God” for the compassionate Brange. They let their girls out in LA to soothe our hearts on this dark day. This explains the swooning. The Brangelunatics are swooning over the Chosen One. Already I’ve received emails about it from them:

“Don’t ignore the new pictures of Angie, Shiloh and Zee Lainey! Keep your smart ass comments to yourself! God bless this beautiful family, the Jolie-Pitts. God bless them all!”
From Tanya

That’s the kind of day it’ll be.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Keep slapping us in the face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 16:39:35 July 7, 2009 16:39:35

Halle Berry and the most ridiculously good looking family EVER!!! Am told that babies make the sadness go away. So perhaps a perfect baby will do the trick. It’s Halle and Gabriel and little Nahla, the most beautiful child Nahla, in South Beach on holiday hanging out at the pool today. Like, come ON. Full Story

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More Coop on a rainy day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 16:01:03 July 7, 2009 16:01:03

It’s raining in Vancouver, and feels like it could be raining everywhere else, so a double dose of Coop shouldn’t hurt, especially since he seems to have fixed his style problems. The costume designer on Valentine’s Day knows what she/he is doing, non? MUCH better tailoring. And now that we can see it from the front, oh la quiver, LOVE THE HAIR. Full Story

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Ethan in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 13:23:07 July 7, 2009 13:23:07

A quick photo post – Ethan Hawke in London today for an appearance on GMTV in a very well tailored suit, not something Troy Dyer would wear at all, hell no, but it brings back Troy memories anyway because, like many of you, and my friend Michelle, that was how I like him best. He looks hot, non? what is it with the stage? Jude Law too. Full Story

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Julia and Bradley back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 11:58:15 July 7, 2009 11:58:15

They worked together on Broadway a few years ago for Three Days of Rain and are now working again together on the ensemble picture Valentine’s Day, photographed on set this week heading to their trailers, thick as thieves, and full of secrets. Maybe it’s Julia’s influence, because Coop listened! He cut his hair. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 11:12:12 July 7, 2009 11:12:12

So where is LipGloss Zac Efron hiding his straightening iron? (Dlisted)

Chicken Fried…pink hay? (Hollywood Tuna)

Zeta goes barefoot on holiday (Just Jared)

WTF? Didn’t she just have a kid??? (The Superficial)

Please. Brad Pitt > Ryan Reynolds (Pop Sugar)

Do you like Sandra Bullock’s travel flats? (INO)

Cracked Lilo in a photobooth (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Hot Harry on a Horse … as a monkey??? (Holy Moly)

Would you trade your J-brands for these? (Popoholic)

Mena Suvari hard body in a bikini (The Blemish)

Cate and the riffraff

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 09:56:36 July 7, 2009 09:56:36

At the Armani Prive show in Paris, Mr Armani showing off his range of clientele – from the pathetic Elsa Pataky, no longer dating Adrien Brody and therefore no longer posing au cheese at his faux castle, and the trash ass of Megan Fox who cannot keep her mouth closed, to the incomparable Cate Blanchett, a longtime fan and friend of the designer, who must be a loyal bitch to agree to suffer in the front row seated next to cheapness. Full Story

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Front Row Marion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 08:59:26 July 7, 2009 08:59:26

She is the current face of Dior, starred in the House’s recent Lady Noire Affaire, and will soon be seen in the next installment Lady Red, shot in New York by Annie Leibovitz. That bag… oh la. The ads will begin running in August. And yesterday, in Paris for fashion week, front row seated next to Sidney Toledano, President & CEO of Christian Dior, of course it was Marion Cotillard. Full Story

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The Chosen One heals the world

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 07:42:16 July 7, 2009 07:42:16

Brangelunatics fell on their knees and gave thanks this morning as brand new photos have just been released of the Chosen One, emerging beneficently to shine Her golden light on Her subjects, knowing that they have suffered in Her absence. Angelina took the girls to dance class yesterday and it appears the entire family is back in LA now after spending a few months in New York while the Jolie was filming Salt. Full Story

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Missing Gwyneth?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 07:24:01 July 7, 2009 07:24:01

Gwyneth is still shooting Iron Man 2 so she missed on dinner with her girls last night in London. Madonna and Stella McCartney hooked up at Locanda Locatelli to catch up. Up until a couple of a weeks ago, both women had 3 children. Now Madge has taken the lead with Mercy, although Stella appears to be quite fertile. Full Story

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