Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 11:48:00 March 24, 2009 11:48:00

Anne Hathaway wants it so bad (Dlisted)

Mom Face, Mom Hair (Hollywood Tuna)

My Olga, the Warrior (Just Jared)

Ride horse like a chav (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Orly Bloom gets cut! (Pop Sugar)

Short skirts and skin shots = success. She got a job! (INO)

How the MiniVan is still suppressing the gays (Cele|bitchy)

Hugh Grant Fook Me and Fook Yu at the Waverly (The Blemish)

Sinead vs Prince (Holy Moly)

How can Jennifer Aniston smoke AND work out? (E! Online)

Today’s Bitch… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 10:43:48 March 24, 2009 10:43:48

Who’s under the hood? It’s Jennifer Aniston in New York this morning headed on set to start shooting her new film The Baster. Exactly. The same Jennifer Aniston who works relentlessly with her publicist to leak and spin to her advantage. The same Jennifer Aniston whose fierce bodyguards somehow didn’t notice paps taking photos of their client and John Mayer at the pool in Miami when their romance became public. Full Story

Yay for more Chelsea!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 09:31:00 March 24, 2009 09:31:00

Chelsea Handler has just signed a brand new multi-year contract that will keep her on the air through 2012 with more projects in the works as well. Chelsea Lately first launched on E! in 2007 and has been steadily building viewership, now boasting more young viewers in the coveted 18-34 demographic than Kimmel, Craig Ferguson, and Carson Daly. Full Story

Love Actually back together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 08:14:43 March 24, 2009 08:14:43

Many meanings to this one… First – the incomparable Bill Nighy, sexy beast, last night at the premiere of The Boat That Rocked in London with girlfriend Diana Quick. They were reported to have split last August after 27 years together and still their love endures. Here’s a great article Full Story

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Boys of a feather open mouth together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 07:57:00 March 24, 2009 07:57:00

Tom Sturridge is apparently a very good friend of Robert Pattinson. Here he is on the carpet for The Boat That Rocks last night in London. As you can see, his BFF gave him a few tips. One tip. When in doubt, let your mouth hang open. Open Mouth Posing. Like Pattinson, Tom is a beautiful boy. And cleaner? It’s probably not fair to judge from a red carpet. Full Story

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A reason to get pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 07:16:15 March 24, 2009 07:16:15

A reader called Sabrina wrote to me yesterday suggesting this might be a reason to thaw out my womb – Nicole Richie, on the heels of the success of her jewellery which sold out in pre-order, has announced she’s launching a maternity line… The good news is that it’s not just maternity. Full Story

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Now it’s Guy & Geri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 06:57:59 March 24, 2009 06:57:59

Last week I thought Guy & Elle were the best named couple ever… this week it’s Guy & Geri. Fickle, yes. But so are they. Geri Halliwell is newly single having ditched her super rich fiancé claiming she’s not the marrying type. As such, Geri is reasserting herself on the scene. Full Story

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March 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 06:43:05 March 24, 2009 06:43:05

To Mary-Beth on her 25th (+13hrs) birthday. Your birthday may be almost over in South Korea...but it's just getting started over here. Miss you! Tara Happy 52nd Birthday Lory with so much love from your daughters Melissa and Rita who say you are the best mom ever and are so appreciative of everything you’ve done for them. Full Story

Monday, March 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Why does Nicolas Cage keep making the same movie over and over again? Because people will keep seeing it over and over again. Ugh.

The good news about this weekend’s box office? Paul Rudd is finally a star. I Love You, Man delivered. And should keep delivering on word of mouth. As for Julia Roberts and Duplicity - it’s a film that requires attention commitment and appreciation for dialogue, skills that are quickly becoming extinct. Perhaps the same is true of the Real Movie Star. Meanwhile, more and more people are watching Dancing with the Sh-ts. Cheers to the death of good taste.

And on that uplifting note…

It’s Monday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Smack no kids is not Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova. Also not Fergie and Josh though give it a few years, probably not impossible.

The best McDreamy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:47:34 March 23, 2009 16:47:34

He was never my quiver even at the height of Grey’s Anatomy. But I know he was/is for many of you. I’ve interviewed Patrick Dempsey – am happy to tell you in person he’s even more charming. Truly lovely. And sexy too but not in a skeevy way either. It’s just… hard not see his wife’s bitch face, you know? Here are my favourite photos of Patrick Dempsey, ever. Full Story

Twitter for some, not for others

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:22:24 March 23, 2009 16:22:24

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story