Nobu and well

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 06:55:08 July 7, 2009 06:55:08

On the day that MJ and Farrah Fawcett both passed, a series of celebrity hoax deaths made the rounds on the internet. So f-cking dumbass, right? Anyway Natalie Portman was one of them. Natalie, obviously, is fine. And was out last night in London with some friends, enjoying a 3 hour dinner at Nobu before emerging in a really cute checkered dress with heels and a blowout. Full Story

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July 7, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 7, 2009 06:44:55 July 7, 2009 06:44:55

Happy Birthday Jackie in Ottawa on behalf of the Magazine Club! Was told to tell you that another birthday isn’t so bad, at least you’re not Jennifer Aniston. Hee. But seriously, would Jennifer Aniston gut her home to make it green? And always remember to bake for her friends? And travel to new exotic places to learn about the world? Please. Full Story

Monday, July 6, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We dragged ourselves 16km and over 4,100 ft of elevation up that mountain yesterday, several hundred participants, Seeking the Peak in support of Rethink Breast Cancer. Last year, with a gimpy arm, I finished in 3 hrs 24 minutes. This year our goal was 3 hrs. And I came in, with Fiona and Hayley pushing me all the way, after a nasty fall 200 metres from the end and gashing open my knee, at 2 hrs 52!

My mother-in-law is a breast cancer survivor, as are many of you. Thanks to all of you who wrote last week sharing your stories of survival and inspiration. Congratulations to all of you who participated yesterday. We can beat that bitch.

Monday – full day of blogging, was a busy weekend, and a busy week ahead. The entire universe will be watching the memorial tomorrow but also…Harry Potter premieres in London!

Yours in gossip,


Jo so stylish!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 20:04:30 July 6, 2009 20:04:30

Out for dinner tonight in London, in town for the big premiere tomorrow. What premiere? Of course you know what premiere. Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince, the film adaptation of the 6th book in her brilliant 7 book series. There’s no doubt Jo will be there tomorrow night. But tonight a warm-up with her husband, in trendy heels and a little black dress, she is sexy and styling and who’s more badass than JK Rowling? No equal. Full Story

Waiting, waiting, waiting…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 12:30:24 July 6, 2009 12:30:24

Almost there. Not quite but almost… Tomorrow is the UK premiere of Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince. Today, the photo call. Members of the cast were at Claridge’s this morning to kick off a media storm in advance of the carpet and more promotion later on the in the week. As usual, of course, Emma Watson is flawless. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 11:01:39 July 6, 2009 11:01:39

The return of Jordan Catalano. Because Jared Leto needs a job (Dlisted)

What Chav wears to polo (Hollywood Tuna)

LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Elf Efron wears sweat capris (Just Jared)

What happens when Megan Fox tries to act: she takes her clothes off. Look for Seth Cohen! (The Superficial)

Chicken Fried fancy French! (Pop Sugar)

What’s worse for Robin Wright? Modelling or Sean Penn? (INO)

Love this beach shirt. Hate the wearer (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This can’t be true, Victoria wouldn’t allow it…but CAN YOU IMAGINE? (Cele|bitchy)

Another famewhore poses with a dog (ICYDK)

Shia’s plaid 4th (ASL)

Jesus has Mercy with Madonna

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 09:27:00 July 6, 2009 09:27:00

It’s not the title of the next Bible lesson but you know she loves the allusion, right? Madonna resumed her Sticky & Sweet Tour in London at the O2 this weekend and has had her entire family in town for a couple of weeks to prepare. Jesus Luz has been invited along too. Employing a Nanny Model is the new rage. Full Story

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Robert’s weekend bloat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 08:22:00 July 6, 2009 08:22:00

Always the sign of a good weekend. If the face is a little pudgy and the gut can’t be sucked in… especially on a holiday… it means there was beer, chased by snacks, chased by more beer. Maybe some scotch? Always Grey Goose vodka, but in our case yesterday definitely champagne to toast Seek the Peak after climbing 16km and over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer Full Story

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Convicted felon has a great time

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 6, 2009 07:51:48 July 6, 2009 07:51:48

So he beat down his girlfriend oh just 4 months ago. And there’s no prison time, just a few hours of garbage duty here and there, totally manageable. Otherwise, life for Chris Brown is easy come easy go. No need for charity work, no need to spend time in the community giving back to those less fortunate, no volunteering at women’s shelters, no donations, nothing. Full Story