Steve Martin and Alec Baldwin have hosted Saturday Night Live countless times. Steve phoned it in a couple of weeks ago when he hosted – perhaps his worst appearance ever – but Alec… Alec totally worked for it. And while the results may not have been Pete Schweddy, his double pump was certainly appreciated.
Salma married! JLo still married! The GMD go vroom vroom!
It’s Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Johnny Depp has not been karmically cuckolded. Please! Also not David Duchovny.
Alec Baldwin Wii SNL
Shopaholic opened in 4th place this weekend. Not a good result by any stretch. And while this is good news for those who hate chick flicks – yes! – it’s terrible news for those who love Isla Fisher. I love Isla Fisher. So I feel badly for her. This must have been why she looked so … uncomfortable and embarrassed Full Story
SPOILER ALERT! Don’t open the photos if you don’t want to know. A few weeks ago, Leighton Meester and Chace Crawford were photographed kissing in character. A few days ago, again the same f-ckery. Somewhere down the line then Miss Blair will be booting old Vanessa. Judging from her facial expression though Chace wasn’t exactly lighting Leighton’s loins on fire. Full Story
It’s supposed to be a celebration of the year that was in film. So Oscar producers have acknowledged that Twilight will have a “presence” on Sunday night. Needless to say, Twihards and super loser moms have taken this to mean that Robert Pattinson will show up to present. Which means, f-ck. Full Story
You call it a meltdown. We call it mahjong withdrawal (Dlisted)
Scarjo’s open mouth for D&G (Hollywood Tuna)
Vagina Virgin and his hag. Oh yeah, and her movie bombed (Just Jared)
Fergie’s honeymoon bikini body (Pop Sugar)
Robert Pattinson should be hittin’ these Peaches, right Laura? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Colin Farrell is available! (INO)
Freida Pinto is available too! Freida and Colin??? (Cele|bitchy)
Fashion Week Front Row downgrade (IDLYITW)
Not even a cute hat in Cabo can make her smile (ICYDK)
Seriously, how cute is courtside B? (A Socialite's Life)
Corny question but let me finish. Ewan McGregor was in Rome yesterday promoting the upcoming Angels & Demons with co-star Ayelet Zurer. Didn’t see Tom Hanks. F-ck I love Ewan McGregor. He’s a sweetheart (Miss Potter) and a black eyelined badboy (Trainspotting). An Angel and a Demon. Do you like your Ewan angelic or demonic? Or singing and dancing Moulin Rouge? He was wonderful in that too. Full Story
If your man is rocking sneakers with dress pants and you love it – and I do – you have the Pipsqueak to thank for that. Pippy takes credit for everything. Now he’s adding style to the list. William Rast at NY Fashion week – it’s today. Also today – GQ unveiled its new cover naming Justin Timberlake to the #1 spot on the list of Most Stylish Men in America. Full Story
As reported last week, the GMD drove the pace car at the start of the Daytona 500 yesterday and Keith Urban performed during the pre-race festivities. Both wives however were missing. Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman did not appear to be in attendance and Katie Holmes spent the day at Disneyworld with Little Sci instead. Full Story
One step forward, five steps back. Oh Porny. Don’t you have a mirror? On Friday night, Jessica Simpson and Tony Romo took her tits out for dinner at the Waverly Inn. She looks like she can barely walk. She looks like she can barely breathe! Apparently the sight of her heaving cans were meant however to distract from the housecoat she decided to wear as a dress. Full Story
They revisited the Cougar Den on SNL this weekend and Cameron Diaz obliged. She’s been part of every one they’ve done. Love her for it. Love how she just pops in just because. Love that they have her on speed dial. And of course it seems as though Cam has permanently relocated to NYC lately – she’s spent much more time there than she has in LA the last several months. Full Story
Just another weekend for Lindsay Lohan. She and Samantha Ronson were in New York for Sam’s sister Charlotte’s show at Fashion Week. On Saturday night they were supposed to head to Florida to co-host a Valentine’s Day party. On Friday night however the two were spotted in New York, very late, screaming at each other on the street. Full Story