Tony Queens

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:50:36 June 8, 2009 06:50:36

Elton opened the show and yes… that was Poison at the Tony Awards. POISON! Last night’s Tonys were all about the Queens. The Queens are holding up beautifully. Was really, really hoping for a Dolly/Liza/Elton photo opportunity but unfortunately, not even the Secret Service could make that sh-t happen. Full Story

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Manslinger Week 3

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:27:51 June 8, 2009 06:27:51

Get over it already. This is Kate Hudson with Alex Rodriguez the other night leaving the 40/40 club separately but totally on their way to f-ck. She’s also been going to the games, sometimes with Ryder, sometimes without, obviously still besotted with his juiced up body. It will pass for Kate, as it always does, but f-ck. Full Story

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Can I be your hag?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 8, 2009 06:17:46 June 8, 2009 06:17:46

NPH f-cking killed last night. Even in his shiny suit. Even though they could only afford one suit for him. He should host everything. This show could not be gayerIf Liza was named mayorAnd Elton John took flight…. Love him SO much. Here are a few photos of Neil Patrick Harris on stage and on the carpet with his boyfriend David Burtka. Full Story

Friday, June 5, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Quick clarification about S.M.U.T.: it’s in Toronto. June 23. Half the tickets were already reserved yesterday. Thank you for your enthusiastic support! If you want to come, please decide soon! Click here, hit “upcoming events’ and join us for a night of gossip, um, beverages, and last year one of the guests made out with a hot barely dressed male model. Just saying…

So last week after a horrible dream in which my husband was the biggest dick asshole ever, I woke him up by punching him in the arm at 4:30am to let him know I was angry. This is irrational, yes. But they’re so vivid! Like it actually happened, and I was actually really really upset.

Same thing last night. Except in my dream I was on a train sitting across from Hugh Dancy. And he was the sweetest, sexiest man ever. Hugh Dancy is NEVER on my radar…..? Now I’m totally f-cking in love and want to throw him on the Freebie Five. Weird.

It’s Friday. New posts all day – Porny came out to play! So did Shelfy’s crazy ass.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Get over your ass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 14:16:13 June 5, 2009 14:16:13

When Cameron Diaz appeared on Jimmy Fallon during his first week, she and Jimmy had an amazing dance-off at the end of her segment. Of course Shelfy had to come up with her own gimmick last night. She “trained” him. It was lame sh-ts. As always, it comes down to personality. Jessica Biel doesn’t have one. Full Story

Sienna in Spain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 11:38:54 June 5, 2009 11:38:54

She turned up there today promoting a new fragrance for Hugo Boss called Boss Orange. Looks really pretty, looks very relaxed, and seems to be enjoying being single for a change. Good. But bad too. There are many married men out there. Or maybe Sienna’s tastes have changed. Maybe she’s ready to swing in the opposite direction and skank younger. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 11:23:02 June 5, 2009 11:23:02

A brilliant dissertation on what Lindsay Lohan could lose (Dlisted)

Johnny Depp: so beautiful in the rain (Just Jared)

Bar Rafaeli covers in short shorts (Hollywood Tuna)

Lilo likes fake titty blondes? (The Superficial)

Kiki eats healthy? Really? (Pop Sugar)

Please put an end to this f-ckery (INO)

Gaga Paparazzi (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The American WAG Guidebook: a great read (Kickette)

Jude Law: sheer and nipple (ASL)

Hollywood’s Hottest Beefcake – vote for Taylor Kitsch! (Popeater)

Eminem on Bruno and Jimmy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 09:48:53 June 5, 2009 09:48:53

He admitted the entire thing with Bruno at the Movie Awards was staged. Obviously. Which means he knew Sacha would be rubbing his balls in his face. Amazing. But… why the full disclosure? Kind sucked the fun away. Anyway, it appears Eminem has emerged from a dark 3 years with a better sense of humour. Full Story

Meem Cheese Friday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:53:50 June 5, 2009 08:53:50

Just in time for the weekend – a little Mimi to start it off right. And we need her. We so need her. Mimi and her husband showed up at the Fresh Air Fund Salute to American Heroes last night in New York. It was… more of a cocktail affair. Mimi of course decided a white bedazzled ballgown would be appropriate. Full Story

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James bails

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 5, 2009 08:13:56 June 5, 2009 08:13:56

He was supposed to speak at the UCLA College of Letters and Science commencement ceremony on June 12. Remember when it was originally announced, some of the students got all pissy pants and started a petition trying to have him removed because they felt ripped off – what words of wisdom could James Franco possibly pass on? It’s no longer a sticking point. Full Story