Because it’s apparently going to be a very, very, very hard sell. Will Smith has taken his Seven Pounds promotional tour to New York on Good Morning America yesterday and Letterman last night and it looks like he’ll have to turn on the charm extra bright because his movie is getting straight up eviscerated by the critics. Full Story
Damn. You’ve been holding out on us girl. Lily Allen in London today for a meeting showing off a very toned stomach accessorised by a juicy booty. Nice! Maybe a little overkill, sure. But Lily has a new album to promote. And she’s eager to knock out Katy Perry. And she’s been photographed looking like balls the last few days. Full Story
They’re saying that 2009 will Taylor Kitsch’s year. God I hope so. It’s taken too long. Those of you who keep ignoring my Friday Night Lights posts will find out soon enough after Wolverine the quiver you have been missing. And, better still, that he’s not likely to go the Robert Pattinson-Los Angeles route. Full Story
What Jennifer Connelly should have for breakfast (Dlisted)
Paz > Pene? (Hollywood Tuna)
Thandie Newton’s little replicas! (Just Jared)
Seacrest has a sense of humour? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Jakey’s home for his birthday with Reese! (Pop Sugar)
Twilight freaks attack actor! (ASL)
RoboBride masters the crazy eyes (Candy Kirby)
Umm….Ron Weasley is hot. Is this wrong? (INO)
Where the Brange will spend the holidays (Cele|bitchy)
It’s really just the eyebrows – everything else is cute, non? (IDLYITW)
Remember when Kate Hudson ate a burger and wore a baby doll dress and all of you bumpwatch obsessed thought she was pregnant? Then came the bikini. The red bikini in Miami in March, leaving no doubt whatsoever that Kate was not expecting. Ugh. Why do we have to keep caring about people having babies? Why can’t we care more about her ass? How ridiculous is this ass? This manslinging ass is currently single. Full Story
Still not sure where Lindsay Lohan was last night but Ebola Hilton was at Christina Aguilera’s birthday party at a restaurant in West Hollywood. Also in West Hollywood, spotted for the second evening in a row, Robert Pattinson dropping in for late food at La Conversation. The night before it was Il Sole, apparently for a friend’s birthday, and with Katy Perry too. Full Story
It was originally reported in the UK that Victoria Beckham would not follow David Beckham to Italy for his 3 month contract with AC Milan to stay in LA with their boys. Please. She clearly hasn’t forgotten what happened in Spain with Rebecca Loos…much to his dismay. The Beckhams are due to arrive in Milan tomorrow for the club’s announcement and Becks was apparently supposed to be interviewed by sports presenter Ilaria D’Amico until Posh found out what Ilaria looks like and cut that sh-t off right away. Full Story
Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer in New York last night, out for dinner, followed by the paps, and proving that, as far as famewhoring goes, they truly are perfect for each other. They love the attention together. They were made to publicity-seek together. And Marley & Me comes out on Christmas Day. Full Story
Happy Birthday to Janice from Steph - hope you're loving New York (can't wait to visit you!), but not so much that you won't come back to us! For Trudy B – am sorry to hear about the recent sucky news. But am hoping along with you that by Christmas it’ll all be sorted out. And Jessie’s coming home, and what’s Christmas without snow? Wishing you a lovely, drama-free holiday and sending you best wishes for 2009. Full Story
Brad Pitt and KatE Holmes and Steven Spielberg all celebrate birthdays today. Every year I think this is weird. Like zodiacally defiant. Anyway, it’s Katie’s 30th, although she’s looked 40 for too long. As you can imagine, the GMD has been chirping for weeks about how he’ll be making it special. No doubt, we are all invited.
It’s the season of movie promotion overload. Jennifer Aniston’s body was on Letterman last night, not in black for a change. She looked great.
But that laugh…
Was her fake laugh always so grating? You watch. Talk to me about that laugh.
Thursday – am blogging all day, remember to refresh!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Russell Crowe is not Cuba. Daniel Craig is not Chocolate. Justin Timberlake isn’t chocolate either, but that would be amazing.
Jennifer Aniston on Letterman
It’s young love at its best… like a smarter version of Britney and Justin. Even though their denials are getting a little old, at the same time, they’re also refusing to engage, and that kind of deliberate protection could serve them well in the future. Will Rihanna and Chris Brown last? Well, at 20 and 19 respectively, probably not. Full Story