It’s always about Daddy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 11:56:25 November 19, 2009 11:56:25

Yesterday JailBait Miley Cyrus talked out of her ass about Twilight, said she’s never seen it and never will, flexing like she’s above all hormonal hysteria. Oh reeeee-leeeee? Yesterday I posted that it was not so much opinion as it was resentment and today it becomes even clearer. Full Story

Take him off the list

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 11:30:37 November 19, 2009 11:30:37

Do it. I know it’s hard, but you must. There’s horny and then there’s f-cking desperate and STUPID. And friends don’t let friends quiver for the desperate and stupid. Goodbye Mark Salling. Or… Like Chris Pine, can we shame Mark Salling into getting rid of it? Last night at the Us Weekly Hot Hollywood party, Mark Salling hooked up with Audrina Patridge. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 10:51:25 November 19, 2009 10:51:25

This is how civilised bitches settle a score. Dance-offs are for amateurs (Dlisted)

Carrie Prejean’s was destined for porn from the beginning. So said the Lord (The Superficial)

Blair Waldorf gives out a Woodie (Just Jared)

Katy Perry looks awful (Hollywood Tuna)

Gaga before Gaga (Towleroad)

Men of the year and bitches who don’t eat (Pop Sugar)

Spittle wants to bottle his spittle smell (Cele|bitchy)

Massage parlour tramp gets naked online and … no one watches??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How Springsteen is like Spears (Popeater)

Megan Fox roller skates and crotch shots (Popoholic)

New Moon review

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 10:31:23 November 19, 2009 10:31:23

SPOILERS AHEAD. MANY SPOILERS. Click here to revisit my Twilight review. For the Twi-Hard who will blindly love it, who will hear no word against it, who will hate the haters while overusing exclamation points, New Moon is for you. Full Story

Brad in Nice and faux Pitt Porn?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 08:21:44 November 19, 2009 08:21:44

Brad Pitt arrived in Nice today alone still working that scraggly beard and this just a day after a new Pitt Porn report surfaced online. They are returning fire in light of all those scandalous book allegations. Unfortunately I don’t know if I buy this one. According to Fox 411 Full Story

Rob on the cover

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 07:40:12 November 19, 2009 07:40:12

Downey Jr. Guy Ritchie calls him “Rob”. I always thought it was “Bob”. I don’t see him as a Rob or a Bob. I see him as RDJ. You? According to Ritchie: “It seems impossible now that anybody other than Rob could have played (Sherlock Holmes). He thinks like Sherlock Holmes, he’s complicated like Sherlock Holmes, and he can really brawl. Full Story

She pounced

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 07:23:43 November 19, 2009 07:23:43

Alexander Skarsgard returned to LA yesterday and attended the GQ Men of the Year at the Chateau Marmont. Major moisting, right? Unfortunately Alex was immediately hunted down by Kate Bosworth. She needs a friend right now especially since she’s been widely exposed as a homewrecker. Having said that, Kate B loves using relationship woes for Alex’s attention. Full Story

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November 19, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 19, 2009 06:38:29 November 19, 2009 06:38:29

Alli, Meghan, and Alison: 3 girls > 60 miles > $10,182 raised for breast cancer research. I'm so proud of you ladies it brings me the tears! You go girls!! From SandyStray from the Heart places stray, neglected, and/or abused dogs in loving and stable homes without the benefit of paid employees or a shelter. Full Story

Wednesday, November 18, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Well done People Magazine…WELL DONE. It goes a long way in absolving the publication from all that asslicking and if me being wrong results in a Johnny Depp Sexiest Man Alive, let me be wrong. It was a surprise move and it was the right move.  Read Full Intro