Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 10:44:50 March 23, 2009 10:44:50

Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation but was booted before the notice date as M was supposedly furious that the nanny wants to leave. Full Story

Elvis Del Toro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 08:55:46 March 23, 2009 08:55:46

Right? Benicio Del Toro has been idle for some time now. And… um… it shows. This is Benicio the other night leaving Beso after presumably a rich meal. To me it’s the cowboy boots that make it amazing. The final touch. Once upon a time he was the sex, remember? Benicio’s next film, the highly anticipated The Wolf Man was supposed to be released early April but has been pushed back until November. Full Story

Twilight: my favourite wolf

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 08:21:00 March 23, 2009 08:21:00

Hell-OH Alex Meraz. He plays Paul in New Moon – here he is photographed on the weekend in Vancouver. Hot. SO hot. Alex was overheard telling people that he’ll be the “bad wolf” in the movie. Bad is good. Bad works for me. Also attached – Taylor Lautner and his flawless skin (how is skin like this possible???) enjoyed a beautiful sunny break in the day. Full Story

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Robo Babysitter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 07:17:02 March 23, 2009 07:17:02

Katie Holmes took Little Sci to art class on Saturday and the Beckham boys tagged along too. Their mother was not present. As you can see, Katie’s choice of footwear on a day with the kids is remarkably different from Posh’s. Katie chose flats. Weak! You know Victoria would have been in at least 5 inches if she had come along. Full Story

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GOOP in America

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 06:55:24 March 23, 2009 06:55:24

Apparently my Gwyneth will be spending most of her time in America to work on Iron Man 2. Here she is with the children in New York the other day, enjoying some lunch before heading to Build-a-Bear. While living in London, G has managed to keep pap photos of her kids to a minimum. Unlike Violet Affleck, we don’t get to see Apple going to school every day. Full Story

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Birthday Pose-hard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 06:37:45 March 23, 2009 06:37:45

Reese Witherspoon spent part of her birthday at the Monsters vs Aliens premiere in LA, posing extra hard on the red carpet. It’s the hardest I’ve ever seen her pose. Maybe it’s the space girl dress effect. Also who wouldn’t feel ferocious in those shoes? LOVE those shoes. But while Reese brought the sass, she did not bring the Jakey. Full Story

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March 23, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 06:31:23 March 23, 2009 06:31:23

For Brianna who turned 20 last week – I’m sorry I missed it! Your mother was too busy shopping and ogling the young hotness in Jackson Hole to send me an alert. Having said that, you spent your birthday on holiday so Mom did pretty good, non? Wishing you a year of great gossip and books and boys and love and friendship. Full Story

Friday, March 20, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Iman in person does not disappoint. As Duana described, it’s like all her parts taken individually seem like they can’t possibly work together, but somehow they do and the result is total magnificence. Yesterday was Project Runway Canada at Fashion Week. I was sitting across from her, it was an effort to pay attention to the collections. Iman is watchable for hours. Hours. And her reactions, her reactions are even better live.

Did I throw myself at her feet and beg to be her servant? No. Why? Because 100 other people beat me there as soon as the lights went up.

Also…

Am now also obsessed with Rita Silvan, Editor in Chief of Elle Canada. Even more elegant in person with a hint of bitch and a dash of condescension. Love. Never mind talking to her, was too afraid to get near her. This is always a good sign.

As for the designers and the clothes, will not spoil it for you. Suffice to say, there shouldn’t be any doubt about the winner.

I’m telling you, if you are a fan of the Heidi Klum version, it’s nothing compared to Project Runway Canada. Trust. Click here to start from the beginning.

It’s finally Friday. Almost over. New articles all day between shoots. Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Smack no kids is not Charlize Theron and Stuart Townsend, not Sandra Bullock and Jesse James.

PPS. Photos attached from the Heart Truth Red Dress event the other night. Adored my dress. Evan Biddell made me what he called a “Future Space Girl” dress. Hair too. Click here for more images and for more information on Heart Truth, other pictures can be found here, and click here for an edited video of the show.

Friday Night Women’s Health

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 13:48:00 March 20, 2009 13:48:00

Don’t you love starting your weekend with Taylor Kitsch? Here he is in Women’s Health. Delicious. Like him in stripes…you? When asked about what he has in common with Riggins, TK said: There are definitely pieces of me in him. When I was 16 or 17, I was closed in like him--but I didn't have as many girls at my fingertips. Full Story

Posh expansion

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 20, 2009 12:18:40 March 20, 2009 12:18:40

In this shot she looks almost athletic, one of the few celebrities who need photoshop for ADDING size, not reducing it, here’s another slide from Victoria Beckham’s Armani underwear campaign. It’s not like she works out… Actually reminds me of Gisele’s body. Maybe they used Gisele’s body? Anyway, Posh went out for dinner to Nobu last night with Katie Holmes in Hollywood. Full Story