Saturday, October 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

The occasional weekend smut is good for the soul…and the Jolie agrees. She returned last night and blew everyone out of the water.


Nobody does it better.

I posted late in the day yesterday – scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Madonna is not being ignored. Also not Kate Beckinsale although she kicked hers not too long ago.

PPS.  The site had a face lift last night. Refresh your browsers. You likey?

Lonely Jakey in London

October 4, 2008 14:09:16 Posted at October 4, 2008 14:09:16
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Jakey Gyllenhaal had dinner last night at Cipriani and left via the back door, hoping to elude photographers. Not successful. Jakey’s been in London shooting the Prince of Persia for what seems like ever while Reese has been tied up with her kids in LA. Apparently they Skype whenever they can even though the time difference makes things wonky. Full Story

Ashley’s assy dress

October 4, 2008 13:24:00 Posted at October 4, 2008 13:24:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Ashley Judd attended the World Youth AIDS gala last night wearing this. What is that? Why is that? Why would anyone wear that? Ashley’s career has slowed down dramatically the last few years since she married – perhaps by choice but also by reality. Head to head among her peers like Julianne Moore or Laura Linney, Naomi Watts, Salma Hayek, Halle Berry, Kate Winslet, Cate Blanchett, my Gwyneth, Renee Zellweger (and the list goes on and on and on) the truth is how would Ashley Judd ever out-act any of those ladies just mentioned? Her next feature is Tooth Fairy with The Rock…B List At Best, right? And then there was that curious little trip to rehab for emotional problems. Full Story

Miss Zahara and her companions

October 4, 2008 12:45:00 Posted at October 4, 2008 12:45:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miss Z ordered her mother to take her to the art store today in New York and she let her brothers come along too. Here they are – Angelina, Maddox, Pax, and Miss Zahara getting spoiled in the city. Damn these three have nice clothes. Look at their shirts. I want shirts like that. Angie appears to be wearing more makeup than she usually does on a day run. Full Story

Granny in green

October 4, 2008 08:42:55 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:42:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

No…it’s not 1990. Granny Freeze is not promoting Days of Thunder. It’s actually 18 years later. And she is promoting Australia. But she looks EXACTLY the same. Hmmm…I lied. She doesn’t look the same. She looks younger. Only frozen. This is the cover of the November issue of Elle featuring Gran in green and trying to be sexy inside. Full Story

Kiki and Natalie

October 4, 2008 08:33:01 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:33:01
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kirsten Dunst is currently promoting How to Lose Friends and Alienate People. During junket interviews the other day, she was asked about her time in rehab earlier this year and how she’s changed: "Everybody in life goes through obstacles in different times of their life, and this year was my difficult time. Full Story

Sponsored Tingles: Waking Up Hannah

October 4, 2008 08:24:05 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:24:05
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sure...this is a sponsored piece. And you are welcome to skip over it because you're not feeling it. But there's a lot of talk these days about women and body image and the product messaging that damages the collective female psyche which is why Dove's Campaign for Real Beauty Full Story

By night…

October 4, 2008 08:06:51 Posted at October 4, 2008 08:06:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night, a dinner for The Changeling at Il Buco in New York, you will note how it was set up like an impromptu red carpet and as such her security gave them space to shoot her. And she obliged. But why not? Her skin looks amazing next to her new dark hair, taken down a few shades the way she used to wear it. Full Story

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By day…

October 4, 2008 07:49:52 Posted at October 4, 2008 07:49:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Brange is back and better…and BIGGER too! Squee!!! Unseen for 4 months, as you know the tabloids chose to sell by telling the worst: that Angelina Jolie is starving, that she “looks in the mirror and thinks she’s fat”, that Brad is threatening to leave her. It was an easy assumption, especially she was so undeniably emaciated last year following the death of her mother. Full Story

Friday, October 3, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Will Tina Fey be back on SNL tomorrow night? After last night, she certainly has the material. And Ausiello is reporting that Queen Latifah is now in talks to play moderator Gwen Ifill…if she can get to the studio on time.

Apparently the Brange is causing traffic chaos around their hotel as extra paps have been stationed there to grab photos of the family and Brangelunatics have migrated there for the privilege of sharing their airspace. Angelina’s premiere is tomorrow night.

And because the Brange changes everything, a rare scheduling update, I will be blogging this weekend too. It’s supposed to rain anyway in Vancouver. Both days, ugh. So if you’re around and you need some Saturday Sunday smut or you’re itching for some Pitt Porn on the carpet… come and visit. I’ll be here.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Tea Leoni is not being ignored. Well… let’s clarify: she’s not dealing with being ignored by blowing out her nose. Also not Debra Messing.