Marion & Mom

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2009 07:30:55 July 3, 2009 07:30:55

Paris premiere of Public Enemies yesterday. Christian Bale does not seem to be accompanying Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard on the European leg of promotion. They must not think they need him. Have you seen it yet? Most of you who have seen it have written to say that you love it. Good! It’s a movie featuring real actors and real acting. Full Story

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You look like your ex-boyfriend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2009 07:13:56 July 3, 2009 07:13:56

It’s Katie Holmes, in Melbourne, beginning work on Don’t Be Afraid of the Dark. In leggings, glasses, and a toque if you squint you can see Josh Hartnett. Interestingly enough, she was seeing Josh Hartnett just before the GMD captured her. And there are still a few of you who are convinced that Little Sci is actually a Hartnett. Full Story

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July 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 3, 2009 07:06:04 July 3, 2009 07:06:04

To Meghan – wishing you the best stagette weekend ever! With love from Robin and Pam Happy 26th to Christina Q in San Diego! Love, Mom. Mom, by the way, is a Cherokee grandma in Katy, TX who can’t get enough gossip. Smutty hugs to you both! Enjoy your holiday weekend! And for Brandy – congratulations on your makeover and your television debut on ET Canada last night and tonight with Cheryl Hickey! But even more… congratulations on beating that bitch breast cancer! Read about Brandy’s experience on her feisty blog here Full Story

Thursday, July 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince advance screenings have been taking place the last few days and early word is that…

It’s f-cking amazing.

Laura, bitch, is seeing it this morning. Gah! I rarely wish I still lived in Toronto. But today I do. Today I’d be with her and we’d be holding each other at the very end, sobbing. Will let you know her thoughts later.

No Harry for me but Valentino will do as a consolation. Am screening the Last Emperor, spending a couple of hours this morning with the Orange one. Can’t wait!

Yesterday afternoon I walked off the golf course to find out that the oldest Vagina Virgin Kevin Jonas is engaged. What if he doesn’t like Vagina Sex? 21 is so young. What’s the rush?

It’s Thursday. Holiday over. Full blog schedule all day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Brad Pitt: paps come in handy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 19:00:41 July 2, 2009 19:00:41

Brad Pitt was riding around today in LA on his bike today. Then it broke down. “Thanks God” the paps were around. He ended up hitching a ride off one of them and they drove off. Damn he is hot right now. It’s the whole package, non? His hair looks great. His skin looks great. His pants – please please please note the pants. Full Story

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Mental Mouthwash

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 16:25:23 July 2, 2009 16:25:23

Need something to get those disgusting Cyrus/Jonas images out of your mind? How about a comeback? Whitney’s comeback! Her new single has just hit the internets – a very personal ballad called I Didn’t Know My Own Strength, clearly intended to be a goose bumpy tearjerker. There’s a raspy quality about her voice now. Full Story

Britney & Justin v2.0

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 15:24:44 July 2, 2009 15:24:44

They’re manufacturing it already. Something to make you sick courtesy of Disney, the Vagina Virgin Jonas Family, and the people who spawned JailBait. Prepare yourselves… It’s your favourite – Noah Cyrus (you last saw her prancing around in a bathing suit click here Full Story

Be careful how you look at him

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 14:55:19 July 2, 2009 14:55:19

That’s what they’re hissing at her… At Emilie de Ravin, as she shoots with Robert Pattinson in New York today on the set of Remember Me, looking up at him beguilingly, so pretty, they are shouting it from every corner of the world: Don’t you f-cking look at him like that you bitch! Or I will cut you! Can you hear the Twi-Hards crying? There may actually be someone they hate more than me. Full Story

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Posehard in your underwear

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 13:14:55 July 2, 2009 13:14:55

Two new ads released from the Armani underwear campaign featuring the Beckhams, both of them flexing every muscle, looking at thin as possible, posing harder than they’ve ever posed before. The couple that posehards together stays together. What kills me is the way David is arching his back. Like they practise it at home. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 13:02:32 July 2, 2009 13:02:32

Megan Fox mouthslapped (Dlisted)

Alba is such a bitch. But she’s also so pretty (Hollywood Tuna)

Lourdes has the cutest clothes (Just Jared)

Porny’s nipples like stripes (The Superficial)

Useless body in a bikini by the bbq (Pop Sugar)

Wannabe Jennifer Lopez (Popoholic)

What a Showgirl ass looks like now (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Shakira She-Wolf the album cover! (INO)

Vagina Virgins exploiting JailBait (Cele|bitchy)

What Megan Fox would have said to LipGloss BlenderLegs MoistFace Zac Efron (The Blemish)

Of course he is!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 11:56:09 July 2, 2009 11:56:09

Rufus Scrimgeour is to be played by Bill Nighy! The Independent reports that Nighy told them: "I don't think I'm allowed to say it but I'm going to be in the next Harry Potter film." Squee! Bill once said that that he was the only British actor not in Harry Potter. Problem now solved. Full Story