Stella hearts Bruno

October 3, 2008 15:57:00 Posted at October 3, 2008 15:57:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

You may have heard about Sacha Baron Cohen last week rushing the runway and sh-t disturbing Milan fashion week as his latest alter ego Bruno – video is below. He makes my life. Naturally he was immediately banned. Of course everyone was waiting for him to turn up in Paris. And he did. At Stella McCartney. Full Story

Granny Hip Hop

October 3, 2008 13:46:58 Posted at October 3, 2008 13:46:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can you believe Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman and Q-Tip once dated? It was, of course, after her split from the GMD…during her soul phase. Obviously it didn’t work out. Q-Tip probably wasn’t down with her growing botox habit and the prospect of a contracted relationship. However, they have remained friends. Full Story

Hermione & Fleur

October 3, 2008 12:19:00 Posted at October 3, 2008 12:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At Chanel. Paris fashion week. It’s Emma Watson, of course, with her one time co-star Clemence Poesy who played Fleur Delacour. And if you have no idea who that is… WHY NOT!!!??? Fleur did not appear in the film versions of OotP and will not in the HBP but, as you know, she marries Bill Weasley and shelters Harry in their cottage in the Deathly Hallows so it’s very possible Clemence will be back for both DH movies. Full Story

Lining up another player

October 3, 2008 10:31:14 Posted at October 3, 2008 10:31:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Next for Jennifer Aniston: Shemar Moore??? He says he wants to meet her… and Ellen Degeneres says she’ll hook it up. Brilliant. Brilliant move, Stephen Huvane. Because Shemar Moore is HOT. Like, full on, weak in the knees, butterflies in your stomach, fire in your crotch, crazy f&cking HOT. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

October 3, 2008 10:25:14 Posted at October 3, 2008 10:25:14
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What’s behind Brenda Walsh’s smug smile (Dlisted)

The Alba Bitch’s acting sucks…even in an infomercial (Hollywood Tuna)

This man is WASTED on Granny Freeze (Just Jared)

Dita dancing like a normal person…? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Skinny bitches still in love (Pop Sugar)

Kanye censored? (Holy Moly)

A Spice sells a wedding (INO)

Ashton hearts Phelps? (Cele|bitchy)

Salma loves Samantha? (Candy Kirby)

SamRo looks like this without working out (IDLYITW)

Taupe Maternity

October 3, 2008 08:58:54 Posted at October 3, 2008 08:58:54
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Sorry I’m a bit slow today. Been distracted reading this at Maclean’s. F*cking hilarious. Anyway… So I guess we’ve been spoiled a little. With all these celebrities getting pregnant and capitalising on their pregnancies as a boost to their careers via the paparazzi, we’ve been treated almost on a daily basis to super cute maternity wear. Full Story

Minnie after baby

October 3, 2008 08:27:41 Posted at October 3, 2008 08:27:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Minnie Driver gave birth to her Henry Story a month ago. Don’t lie… I know you want to see what she looks like now. We’re girls. It’s what we do. This is Minnie yesterday headed out for a walk, a better example of how not to become pin thin immediately after pregnancy like all the other idiot twats in town. Full Story

Hot Harry on a Horse and Tom Ford?

October 3, 2008 07:50:57 Posted at October 3, 2008 07:50:57
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Once upon a time, it was Armani for men’s suits. These days… it’s all about Tom Ford. Just ask James Bond. Tom is Bond’s official tailor. And Daniel Craig is all over it: "It's really a crime - it makes me weep every time (I ruin a suit during filming). They are great suits. Full Story

Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

October 3, 2008 07:24:55 Posted at October 3, 2008 07:24:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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October 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 3, 2008 07:06:04 Posted at October 3, 2008 07:06:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Nadine getting married tomorrow – congratulations and all the best! With love from Georgia and the girls who urge you to remain sober for at least an hour so you have a few photos you can’t complain about! Happy 21+ 6 birthday to MM from Jenn. So sad I'm missing your party, and that I won't get to see you in your pretty dress. Full Story

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So apparently the season premiere of Friday Night Lights last night was f&cking amazing. I wouldn’t know. Because it’s not available in Canada. Balls!

Thanks to all of you with DirecTV who wrote to let me know that the show was as brilliant as ever, including Kristen C who sent along her favourite Taylor Kitsch photo which my friend Lara will love. In fact, it will probably drive her to distraction.

The return of the Brange. All eyes are now on New York.

It’s Thursday – new articles all day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.