Let’s call it what it is…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:46:26 February 9, 2009 13:46:26

A booty call. People is reporting that Kate Hudson has manslung her way back to Owen Wilson – for the third time! More like she was horny and Owen happened to be around. Or maybe he’s cleaned up again? Six months ago he wasn’t exactly… lucid. Full Story

London girls > LA girls

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:39:47 February 9, 2009 13:39:47

It’s been over a month – Robert Pattinson has stayed away from the contrivances of Los Angeles, preferring to spend his off time at home in London. As we advised. Well done. It’s not that he should live like a monk – absolutely not! He’s 22. He should do what 22 year olds do: ,ess around, make mistakes, run away from Twilight superlosers, stop posing with his mouth open, get back to an infinitely cooler vibe. Full Story

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Why she loves Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:28:26 February 9, 2009 13:28:26

A photoshoot for W Magazine shot in Rio – this is supposedly where Madonna met Jesus and she’s brought him home. You’ll recall she and Jesus Luz were papped together last week prompting even more speculation that he’s replaced the ‘roid monkey Alex Rodriguez. F-cking loser. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:20:23 February 9, 2009 13:20:23

I’m an anglophile but …oh England…how do you explain this? (Dlisted)

Posh’s American replacement? (Hollywood Tuna)

SnapFace and her boyfriend! First photos! (Just Jared)

Not even I can’t resist Harlow Madden (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss…please! Not even the GMD had to hide in Brazil! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Halle chose Gabriel (INO)

Deadbeat must pay! (Cele|bitchy)

Match made in batsh-t heaven (A Socialite's Life)

Denise Richard’s next boyfriend (ICYDK)

Oh did I mention? She sucked the hardest! (IDLYITW)

Grammy Best: GOOP!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 13:01:55 February 9, 2009 13:01:55

If you are a Gwyneth-hater, have you ever, ever, EVER hated her more than you hated her last night? Or this morning? Probably not. Your hate for her has escalated to a point you didn’t think possible, hasn’t it? Duana texted me last night – the title: I HATE HER SO MUCH. Didn’t even have to ask who. Full Story

The Grammys were her Oscars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:50:18 February 9, 2009 12:50:18

Like, what the f-ck, Kate Beckinsale??? I get that she was saving it for the Oscars. I get it that she desperately wanted to wear it this season. But she forgot who she is. She forgot where she was. She thought that perhaps having “the honour” of her lifetime, introducing Paul McCartney, would give her permission to commit the most egregious OVERDRESS offence of the year…? Fail. Full Story

Worst Grammy Share: Taylor & JailBait

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:44:00 February 9, 2009 12:44:00

Sounds the title for a comic book. LOVE Taylor Swift. She was live at eTalk a few weeks ago and could not have been sweeter. Despite riding a chart high for weeks, killing it in album sales, Taylor has no pretentions. And her mother is not Dina Lohan. I remember seeing a video of Taylor and her mother a while ago, in line to vote. Full Story

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Grammy Granny!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:33:48 February 9, 2009 12:33:48

Ummmm…yeah. So when I mentioned a couple of weeks ago that our Nashville gossips had observed that she’d had some new work put in, you all were like – nah…she looks the same! Really? Because this is Nicole Kidman’s face at the Grammy’s. The same? Sure. If by the same you mean she had her forehead refrozen, her eyebrows pulled back, something injected into her cheeks, and that third lip reattached… Is this what you meant by the same? Look at it! It was born 2 weeks ago! It’s younger than Sunday Rose! Anyway, Gran made a big show of loving up her husband in the crowd last night. Full Story

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Grammy Boy Hair: John Mayer & Guy Berryman

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:12:20 February 9, 2009 12:12:20

Boys with short hair! Guy Berryman is the hottest Coldplay. He’s wee, but he’s gorgeous. And he looked great in pink! Guy’s hair is super short right now. Love. Also…much prefer John Mayer short and unpuffy. He’s a great looking guy when he has good hair. And when he’s a music geek and humble and not sh-tting from his mouth. Full Story

Grammy Quiver: T.I.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 12:01:38 February 9, 2009 12:01:38

Please. Like there’s anyone else? He brought the quiver in a tux, then took it down casual with the Pip, and also on the carpet with his “Situation”. Her name is Tiny. But he’d tell you himself: she is his Situation Full Story

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Grammy Little Boy: Justin Timberlake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 9, 2009 11:53:28 February 9, 2009 11:53:28

“When I was a little boy…” How many times have you heard Pippy talk about his little boy days? He ALWAYS refers to his little boy days. 5 years ago it was cute. Now it’s limp cheese and please grow some balls. Suggestions: When I was growing up…When I was younger… It works, and better still, it means you’re not asskissing women YOUR MOTHER’s AGE! So Justin Timberlake performed twice last night. Full Story

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