It’s a prop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 09:25:47 July 2, 2009 09:25:47

Shelf Ass Jessica Biel hit up a salon yesterday and made sure to show the paps waiting outside that she’d been reading a script while getting her hair done. A script for the sequel to the Love Guru? Because that’s about all she’s being offered these days. As you can see, Shelfy is in great spirits. Full Story

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NPH to host Emmys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 08:10:10 July 2, 2009 08:10:10

Hopefully yes! After killing as host of the Tony Awards – wasn’t he so f-cking great??? – Emmy Award show producers have approached Neil Patrick Harris to front this year’s event on September 20th. They’re haggling over money right now. And if they’re smart, they’ll give him what he wants. Full Story

Leather pants and platforms

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 07:41:26 July 2, 2009 07:41:26

Kristen Stewart and Dakota Fanning yesterday on the set of The Runaways working that old school style. High waist leather pants. Please. If I put those on I’d be the Chinese Porny Simpson. Kristen however looks amazing. There’s a cute, cute, CUTE body under there. As for those platforms, my mother had a pair. Full Story

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Drake by Kanye

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 06:51:00 July 2, 2009 06:51:00

There’s been a lot of hype surrounding Drake, helped of course by his intriguing relationship with Rihanna. He’s Canadian so chatter is even louder here than anywhere else. But even before signing with L’il Wayne’s label Young Money for a deal rumoured to be worth $4 million (which I’m not sure I buy) Drake’s buzz was already impressive with many established acts in the industry openly calling him the next, including Kanye West who’s working with him and wanted to direct the video for his first single for an album that still doesn’t have a release date. Full Story

Porny in the morning!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 06:30:00 July 2, 2009 06:30:00

She knew we needed her. And she delivered, just like Mimi. Tiger Woods held his pro am yesterday in DC and invited Tony Romo. With Romo came Porny. She tucked her bits into a tight striped dress and sang the national anthem. LOVE what was written on the Washington Post blog Full Story

July 2, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 2, 2009 06:20:45 July 2, 2009 06:20:45

For Janis and Rob, in memory of Plugger, who spent his 15 years loving walks, carrots, and hating fireworks. He looks like a character. I know he will be missed.  Full Story

Wednesday, July 1, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It’s Canada Day! Happy Canada Day!

We went over to Fiona and Kiu’s last night for bbq, burgers, and beer last night. And this is what always happens after bbq, burgers, and beer: tipsy promises. By the time dinner was over I had agreed to Seek the Peak for the 2nd year in a row.

16 km over 4,100 ft of elevation in support of Rethink Breast Cancer. And I haven’t trained in over 2 weeks. But what’s a sore ass and burning lungs compared to those who have battled cancer, have loved ones who are battling cancer, and will also be racing up that mountain?

If you’re around, join us!

Wednesday – Canada Day! Will be posting for half of the holiday, then golfing the rest…

Blog returns to normal tomorrow.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 1, 2009 10:19:28 July 1, 2009 10:19:28

I can’t decide who looks better: her or Lindsay Lohan? (Dlisted)

Generic beauty queen eats pie, and dudes find this hot? (Hollywood Tuna)

Twi-hards probably think these are real too (Just Jared)

Bar is bursting in her bikini (The Superficial)

Your ovaries will explode (Pop Sugar)

Dolly says goodbye (Towleroad)

How does she ride with those boulders on her chest? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Is there a conspiracy against Sienna? (INO)

Brad Pitt is too arty for Hollywood (Cele|bitchy)

Will you wear Sasha Fierce? (ASL)