Take two. JailBait was told by Disney after pressure from Asian advocacy groups to rewrite her apology because the first time wasn’t good enough. In this climate, no one wants to piss off investors. It always comes down to money, non? So anyway, Miley Cyrus posted another message on her blog: "I want to thank all of my fans for their support not only this week, but always! I really wanted to stress how sorry I am if the photo of me with my friends offended anyone. Full Story
What John should really have given Jen for her birthday (Dlisted)
Blake Lively in pink – more boring than ever (Hollywood Tuna)
I love Sandra Bullock so much (Just Jared)
Leonardo DiCaprio’s major c-ck boost (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Ryan Gosling + a dog = Epic Quiver (Pop Sugar)
Get in bed with Porny Simpson! (INO)
Ricky Gervais thinks you’re stupid (Cele|bitchy)
Je t’aime Gisele! (Popoholic)
RDJ hugs waiters! (Holy Moly)
Salma’s breasts challenge The Jolie (The Blemish)
She makes me so happy. No matter what the reason, most of us can agree…Jessica Simpson makes us smile. It doesn’t have to be a “with her” smile. It can be an “at her” smile. Most of the time it’s a “what the f-ck are you doing but please don’t stop” smile. Full Story
For weeks we've been handicapping the Oscar drama, the tightest race in years, and the behind-the-scenes intrigue and shenanigans that have characterised this current campaign. Time to put that knowledge to good use. It's The Annual Contest! Predict the most correct categories, win some kick ass prizes. Full Story
It’s Jennifer Aniston’s birthday tomorrow and for the last two weeks we’ve been forced to celebrate along with her. America’s Sweetheart has suddenly become the MiniVan Majority’s poster-woman for 40, screaming at full volume: that 40 is better than 20! 40 can be fit and fresh, glowing and gorgeous…that is, if you live by the beach, and you get months and months off work several times a year, you have a Pilates studio in your house, your delicious low calorie meals are delivered three times a day, your stylist is on call for a blowout even if you’re just going to visit a friend, you’ve never had children, and you don’t spend half your day running after said children. Full Story
Judging by your emails, M.I.A. was a strong favourite at the Grammys. Did you know she started having contractions two hours before her set? No word yet on whether or not the baby has arrived… Not sure how she did it and she managed to look so great at the same time. Would you wear this dress? Probably not. Full Story
She was surrounded by them at the BAFTA Soho House Grey Goose afterparty the other night! Best, she wasn’t photographed within five minutes settling for the first dude to bring her a tequila shot. This is the Lohan way. But not the Emma Watson way. Instead, Emma took her time assessing her options. Full Story
Michelle Pfeiffer is 9 years older than Nicole Kidman. Almost a decade! Can you tell? Stitch for stitch, shot for shot, Michelle’s work – if there is work – is far superior. Michelle Pfeiffer, wow, is ageless. And it’s not even scary! Stunning, right? This is Michelle with Rupert Friend (better known as Keira Knightley’s boyfriend but poised to break out this year in a few high profile projects) at the Berlin Film Festival today promoting Cheri that tells the story of a French courtesan and her much younger lover. Full Story
SJP looked all business yesterday out and about in New York. She’s also working out a new boot. Camel toe boot? More comfortable? Not sure. Never tried. But to me it looks ugly. F-cking ugly. Like a hoof. Why would I want my foot to look like a hoof? Don’t understand. Then again, I said the same thing about skinny jeans and now I can’t live without. Full Story
Happy 35th Birthday Louise! Your bestie Sandra wishes she could be there but, um, she’s lying on the beach! What!?!? Actually, that’s probably good news. Means she’ll be making up for it extra when she gets home. Don’t be shy, Louise…expect nothing less than a first class evening! Much love to Cat in London and yes – Lauren Conrad and Hayden Panettiere do look like they’re turning into the same person. Full Story
Major weekend in celebrity news. The BAFTAs and the Grammys, intriguing celebrity sightings, Porny in her daisy dukes, Robert Pattinson finally giving the girlies and many grown women – you know who you are and don’t make me expose you! – something to squeal about… but all of it overshadowed by Rihanna and Chris Brown.
We will get to RiRi and Chris. But first…
It will be an exceedingly long column today with two high profile red carpets. This means that all posts will not fit on the main page. You must scroll down, click VIEW MORE articles and keep going to get caught up on all articles. BAFTAs at the bottom as they happened earlier, then Grammys, then the rest of the smut, sad and otherwise.
Update: You can also click here to jump to all BAFTA articles, here to get all Grammy posts, and here to go to the Herbal Essences awards hair feature.
After this it’s a light weekend next and then the Oscars in 14 days. Are you ready with your picks? Because the Annual Contest is coming and this year’s prizes are killer!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Chick flick domination at the box office this weekend. Because women only care about shopping, boys, and Jennifer Aniston’s hair, summed up quite nicely in this article.