More Halle Holiday Spirit

December 16, 2008 09:33:24 Posted at December 16, 2008 09:33:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As I reported yesterday, Halle Berry spent her last day on set in Vancouver gifting crew members with Dom Perignon and Holt Renfrew. Full Story

Best of 2008: Low classy Lilo NYE

December 16, 2008 08:53:00 Posted at December 16, 2008 08:53:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lindsay Lohan rang in 2008 in low classy assy style, spreading her dirty orange firecrotch all over some Italian dude at a party in Europe…to the delight of photographers snapping every single moment: As in a new rehabbed Lilo, looking drunk off her rag, straddled across the man on a coach, grinding up his crotch as he half heartedly kneaded her ass. Full Story

Are you ready for Friday Night?

December 16, 2008 08:25:00 Posted at December 16, 2008 08:25:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Lights? For those of you without DirecTV, January is something to look forward to. New episodes of Friday Night Lights! I can tell you that Tim and Lyla get it on in the first 2 minutes. And how their relationship progresses after that will, in typical FNL fashion, break your bleeding heart. There is a scene where Tim, the misfit, finds himself in a situation so uncomfortable, what he does will crush your soul for hours. Full Story

There she is!

December 16, 2008 08:03:13 Posted at December 16, 2008 08:03:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s my Rumey Willis! And it’s been way too long! Rumer is a redhead now though colour, as you can see, does nothing for her angles. It’s her angles that enhance her angles. And last night it was hit and miss and the D&G party. But where has she been? If you can believe it, gulp, Rumer Willis has been working. Full Story

Sponsored Smut: BC SPCA – the best gift ever

December 16, 2008 07:51:46 Posted at December 16, 2008 07:51:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

My friend Lara is in love. She and Ryan have been together a long time. But they fell in love 3 weeks ago with Lucky. This is Lucky. Lucky is half lab, half beagle. A rescue dog. Lucky is lucky to have found Lara and Ryan. And ZadieSmith is lucky to have found Duana. Duana adopted ZadieSmith a few months ago. Full Story

Ebola infects Spittle!?!?

December 16, 2008 07:18:41 Posted at December 16, 2008 07:18:41
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Is Gerard Butler your go-to quiver? If so, it might be time to give him up. Not only because of the carby face and the pants problem and the bubbly moisture that gathers at the corner of his mouth…but because he could actually be infected with the most deadly disease in Hollywood for which there is no cure. Full Story

Hollywood Kate and Leo

December 16, 2008 07:05:19 Posted at December 16, 2008 07:05:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in Los Angeles, Kate Winslet and Leonardo DiCaprio at the premiere of Revolutionary Road, their Oscar hopeful directed by Kate’s husband Sam Mendes, also nominated for a Golden Globe along with his two actors and also considered a good bet when the Academy makes its announcements on January 22nd. Full Story

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Manorexic GMD

December 16, 2008 06:44:44 Posted at December 16, 2008 06:44:44
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Does he eat anymore? It’s probably the stress. The stress of salvaging a career. Or perhaps the stress of holding back his gay – his costar Thomas Kretschmann is quite the sexy beast. This is the GMD last night in New York at the Valkyrie premiere without KatE who was probably stuck on Broadway but who hooked up with him later on at the afterparty lest you think she was anything but supportive of her man. Full Story

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Later Taylor

December 16, 2008 06:30:02 Posted at December 16, 2008 06:30:02
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chris Weitz, director of About a Boy and the Golden Compass, has been confirmed as the new director for New Moon, the sequel to Twilight. My sources tell me he arrived in Vancouver on Sunday and has spent the last couple of days beginning pre-production, in meetings with local crews, and starting to scout locations in preparation to shoot in March which means, ugh, my city this Spring will be taken over by screaming AssLight superfans and their equally, um, enthusiastic mothers. Full Story

December 16, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

December 16, 2008 06:24:53 Posted at December 16, 2008 06:24:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 21+ 6 birthday to lovely Rachael from your ladies. And because it's your birthday, we won't even get mad when every boy in the bar completely ignores us the second they spot you! Love you lots. And from the girls to Care and Chris who got engaged on Wednesday night – he gave her the best Christmas ornament ever! Full Story