Z is for Zuma, P is for Plastic

October 3, 2008 07:24:55 Posted at October 3, 2008 07:24:55
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Gwen Stefani hooked up with Victoria Beckham yesterday for a playdate. You think Gwen would hang with plastic if the kids weren’t around? As you can see, Gwen is wearing a Z around her neck keeping her newborn close in spirit. Said it before: I like the name Zuma. And to borrow from my Gwyneth, it’s not like she called him sh-tHouse or Talula Does The Hula From Hawaii or Number 16 Bus Shelter…right? Kingston and Zuma. Full Story

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October 3, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 3, 2008 07:06:04 Posted at October 3, 2008 07:06:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Nadine getting married tomorrow – congratulations and all the best! With love from Georgia and the girls who urge you to remain sober for at least an hour so you have a few photos you can’t complain about! Happy 21+ 6 birthday to MM from Jenn. So sad I'm missing your party, and that I won't get to see you in your pretty dress. Full Story

Thursday, October 2, 2008

Dear Gossips,

So apparently the season premiere of Friday Night Lights last night was f&cking amazing. I wouldn’t know. Because it’s not available in Canada. Balls!

Thanks to all of you with DirecTV who wrote to let me know that the show was as brilliant as ever, including Kristen C who sent along her favourite Taylor Kitsch photo which my friend Lara will love. In fact, it will probably drive her to distraction.

The return of the Brange. All eyes are now on New York.

It’s Thursday – new articles all day. Remember to refresh!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Isla Fisher is not being ignored. Neither is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, are you kidding? Employees are not allowed to ignore their employers. That’s what contracts are for.

BFFs with Madge & Gwynnie?

October 2, 2008 15:48:24 Posted at October 2, 2008 15:48:24
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As promised – Rachel McAdams was in London yesterday for the Sherlock Holmes announcement. Love Rachel but these photos…sigh… it’s all about RDJ. Anyway… She’ll be living there during filming and I’m told does not want to stay at the hotel. My sources say Ryan will visit from time to time and she wants a residence but worries about the aggressive UK paps, already wary of North American attention paid to her relationship. Full Story

GOOPy Ragu!

October 2, 2008 14:48:13 Posted at October 2, 2008 14:48:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

I’ve not subscribed to my Gwyneth’s goop.com. Not because I don’t support her…but because I don’t care about domestics. You couldn’t pay me to be interested in olive oil. And I don’t give a sh*t about linens. Or how to turn your grandmother’s old dresser into something charming for the baby’s room. Full Story

Shannen Doherty, John Mayer, Pee

October 2, 2008 13:20:45 Posted at October 2, 2008 13:20:45
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Look…I get it that dudes get off on images involving suggestive liquids. Like a mudfight. Or a jello bath. Or milk running down the side of a woman’s mouth. Madonna’s Express Yourself video. I get it. What I don’t get is the rationale from the boys at Details for this Shannen Doherty photo shoot. Full Story

Girl Bonding

October 2, 2008 12:37:58 Posted at October 2, 2008 12:37:58
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Multigenerational girl bonding last night in London at Cipriani. The ladies of Nine went out for dinner: Kate Hudson, Fergie, my Marion Cotillard, even Dame Judi Dench… and holding court – none other than the legendary Sophia Loren! Look at her! Still so magnificent! Missing cast members from the evening gossip session? Penelope Cruz who can be excused because she’s already proven herself a girl’s girl (Salma Hayek) and of course… Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman who needs to pretend to feed Sunday. Full Story

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Sean & Robin’s night out

October 2, 2008 11:44:22 Posted at October 2, 2008 11:44:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Seems like almost everyone is in New York right now: the Brange, the Brit, the GMD and Robo, and even Madonna and her ex husband too! On the heels of James Franco revealing that Sean still texts Madge? The scene is ripe for smut. Love it. Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn showed up last night at the premiere of What Just Happened in New York last night, both gorgeous, especially Sean with shorter hair and having taken a bath. Full Story

Can’t play, will marry?

October 2, 2008 10:00:09 Posted at October 2, 2008 10:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story

This ass couldn’t hold Gerry

October 2, 2008 08:37:06 Posted at October 2, 2008 08:37:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video Full Story