3 Dirty Faces

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 11:53:35 April 16, 2009 11:53:35

Holy. F-ck. What did old hag Ali Lohan do to her face? Or… what did her mother let her do to her face? That is not a 15 year old face! And it’s not the face she was born with either! You all seem to be surgery and injection experts – you tell me: what is going on here? And why do all three of them look like they smeared themselves in decade-old foundation? Here they are, the ladies of Lohan, last night at an A/X watch launch event trying to stay relevant. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 11:27:54 April 16, 2009 11:27:54

Gold Mouth delivers again! (Dlisted)

Powersliding with big tits (Hollywood Tuna)

This dress: flattering or not? (Just Jared)

Wow. Douche in a tux looks…hot! (Pop Sugar)

Is her sister dumber than she is? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

King’s grandma loves the paps (INO)

Who loves the Brange? (Cele|bitchy)

What is wrong with her stomach? (Popoholic)

The ONE time Heidi and Spencer want to hide (Webster’s is my bitch)

If Denny and McDreamy had a baby (PopEater)

Joshua’s great year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:36:03 April 16, 2009 09:36:03

Joshua Jackson’s Fringe has been renewed for a 2nd second and will move production to Vancouver, his home town. Joshua’s film One Week, a Canadian road trip celebrating Canada, made on a hilariously small budget, has surpassed the $1 million mark at the Canadian box office – a huge achievement. Full Story

Oxygen loves homewrecking child abandoners

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 09:26:20 April 16, 2009 09:26:20

Friday Night Lights, one of the most acclaimed shows on television with focus on great writing, acting, centred on family values, community support, and featuring strong, complicated, intelligent women has to get down on its knees and beg for renewal every f-cking year. Meanwhile, the Oxygen Network, with its female-focused programming, has just signed Tori Spelling and her golddigging husband Kevin Federline Jr to a multiyear development deal that includes another season of their reality show, a romantic movie of the week with the two of them in leading roles, and a makeover show that will have Tori and Junior dispensing advice to achieve inner and outer beauty… It’s just so wonderful that so many women out there can relate to Tori Spelling and what she stands for: - Cheating- Child abandonment- Plastic surgery- Eating disorders and- Child pimping The To-Do List for the modern woman. Full Story

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Hugh everyday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 08:15:00 April 16, 2009 08:15:00

Don’t complain. How can you complain? It’s Hugh Jackman! And he is everywhere. Yesterday Madrid. Today London. Promoting Wolverine, of course. And side parting his boy band hair and wearing the hell out of those skinny jeans and all of a sudden Hugh is taking style tips from … Zac Efron? At least on Hugh it doesn’t look androgynous. Full Story

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Birthday Glum

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 07:49:42 April 16, 2009 07:49:42

Tomorrow is Victoria Beckham’s 35th birthday. She celebrated last night with Eva Longoria and Katie Holmes at Cecconi’s in West Hollywood. Want to Photo Assumption how she looked? Photo Assumption says the Birthday Girl looked blue. Possible reasons for being blue on birthday: Shauna Sand was allowed entry at Cecconi’s the night before. Full Story

GOOPy’s blind riddle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 07:04:12 April 16, 2009 07:04:12

GOOP’s newsletter was a gossip column today, for reals. Yes! Give us a break from those f-cking recipes and the incessant parent chatter – THIS is what we come for! All in service of becoming a better human being, of course, and finding enlightenment somehow, but whatever. The only thing you’ll take away from this is WHO? WHO is she talking about? Easy. Full Story

April 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 16, 2009 06:57:00 April 16, 2009 06:57:00

Congratulations Gabrielle on your Beauty Secrets! Happy belated Birthday Danielle! Am jealous about how you spent yesterday…although not the Rachel Green part. Hope you’re recovering smoothly and well done on training Chad about when not to interrupt you! By the way – I can handle NASCAR but if you become a Twi-hard I might have to come down to Texas and shake you sensible. Full Story

Wednesday, April 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Of course! It had to be Sunny Fong! Did you watch him win Project Runway Canada Season 2? Please say you did. Because it’s not just about the fashion, it’s also about the television. First class quality production and totally Canadian. Please, please, please let it be renewed.

If you missed it, click here, start at the beginning, and fall in love with Iman.

NHL playoffs begin tonight which means there will be nothing on at my house for 2 months except hockey. Will be at the Canucks game vs the Blues tonight – my favourite time of year. Not only for the on ice action but also for those fans. The hockey whores. It’s freezing, they’re barely dressed, fake nails, hair blown out, hoping for a Pamela Anderson/jumbotron moment or, as a consolation prize, one night with a player – doesn’t matter if he’s married!

Posted late in the day yesterday re: Hugh Jackman and Paul Rudd – scroll down to get caught up.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Christian Bale is not the smoker.

While you file…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 16:31:50 April 15, 2009 16:31:50

Or type. Or reply to email. Or review briefing notes. Or hustle from meeting to meeting, whatever constitutes “work” for you, over in Hollywood “work” looks a lot different. For most of them, work is going to the gym. Or learning how to ride a motorcycle. This week, in Reese Witherspoon’s case, work is practising softball. Full Story

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