The Mother of Jesus

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:17:00 March 12, 2009 12:17:00

Luz, that is. Is it mean? Of course. But you’re laughing and gaping, I know you are. And I am too. And come on… if you agree to let Madonna rent you out, drag you around the world as her latest alleged totally–not-gay-in-the-way-John-Travolta-isn’t-gay-way pretend boyfriend, this is what will happen: scrutiny on the family. Full Story

From this distance…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 12:07:32 March 12, 2009 12:07:32

She almost looks like she did 10 years ago. Right? It’s Meg Ryan out and about yesterday, photographed far enough away that you can’t see if she’s updated her cheeks or her lips lately. Oh Meg… why? We were talking about Julia Roberts in the movie star article Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 10:50:32 March 12, 2009 10:50:32

Bitch fight over the Silver Fox! (Dlisted)

Should the parrot peck its eyes out? Or is that condoning violence? (Hollywood Tuna)

JLo – mom hair? Discuss. (Just Jared)

Damon very blonde – you likey? (Pop Sugar)

If you care to see some Chicken Fried Ass (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Posh wears jeans and her head is as big as her Birkin (INO)

Granny Freeze goes to Gymboree!!! (Cele|bitchy)

What? He’s not rich enough? (Holy Moly)

Lindsay Lohan’s body idol (The Blemish)

The best Katy Perry has ever looked (Popoholic)

Tale of Two Puck Bunnies

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 08:32:28 March 12, 2009 08:32:28

Last night at the Ottawa Senators game – all eyes on the two blondes. Hilary Duff and Carrie Underwood are both dating players on the team. As you can see, Country Bitch, wearing a seven layer foundation dip (or maybe that’s Lilo’s spray tan?) knowing that she had some competition to contend with, tried to keep the scowling and the ducking from the cameras to a minimum. Full Story

Opening the door for Mayer and Fox

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 08:14:09 March 12, 2009 08:14:09

Is 40 really that fabulous! when the most fabulous female at 40!!! keeps resorting to fabricating her relationships? Marc Malkin over at E! is reporting that Douchey Mayer gave Jennifer Aniston the hand after she came home from her European Marley & Me promotional tour. Full Story

Losing weight, losing out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 07:22:50 March 12, 2009 07:22:50

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson doing not much of anything yesterday in LA. And they weren’t screaming at each other on the street either. This apparently has become a frequent occurrence. Lilo finds some drama to get dramatic about, Sam tries to placate her then blows a fuse, creating more drama on top of Lindsay’s pre-existing manufactured drama. Full Story

GOOPy DVDs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:57:15 March 12, 2009 06:57:15

My Gwyneth last night after dinner at Cipriani. Very short skirt as usual. Long toned legs as usual. Red Kab string as usual. But no makeup which I love about my girl because, well, look at Carrie Underwood – more on that later. And then the hair. Prairie hair. Or settler hair. It’s the GOOPer at her most “casual”. Full Story

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Joaquin scuffle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:45:24 March 12, 2009 06:45:24

That loser was in Miami last night “performing”. Was heckled from the crowd and deservedly so which prompted Joaquin to jump the dude. Melee ensued, Phoenix is hauled away, Casey Affleck naturally shot the whole thing, and they probably laughed about it at the hotel afterwards the entire night. Full Story

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Robert Pattinson GQ

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:33:36 March 12, 2009 06:33:36

A few select messages from my mailbox: We have come to Vancouver from South America to see Robert Pattinson. Please Lainey tell us how we can see him! From Anna Lainey I know you’ll call me a loser fan but he’s right here in our city and I just need a glimpse so can you have pity on an obsessed Rob Patts fan and just give me a clue where he’s staying……. Full Story

March 12, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 12, 2009 06:28:46 March 12, 2009 06:28:46

To Kim – good luck with the ride! 200km from Calgary into the Rockies to conquer cancer! Am thinking of you and wishing you well. Click here to learn more about Kim’s journey. Full Story