I love the BAFTAs. They’re so all business. It’s like, let’s get on with it, move it along, we’re not caught up in our own importance. And the feed I was watching was broadcast straight through with only one commercial break after the first hour. Maybe that’s why they sold their name to Orange. Full Story
What’s up Alison F-W? Asha says hello. And I say much love and thanks to you for introducing me to my American Jamaican sister from another mother. We must meet one day, all of us, to Save Jessica. And to Jennifer – good luck with Gimme Shelter, a fundraising event to help women and children break free from domestic violence, and find the promise of a better future at The Redwood Full Story
After 30 Rock last night, there is NO reason why Jon Hamm shouldn’t be on the Freebie 5. His hair in the final scene, it was ordering me to put him on the list. So I’ve complied. Why can’t he be a series regular? Why don’t more people watch Tina’s show?
And yesterday’s article re: SJP’s face or, more specifically, totally not her face on the cover of Harper’s Bazaar elicited quite the response. Clearly we all agree – that image is computer generated. So whose face is it? Or whose parts have been added to Sarah Jessica Parker’s to create a new digital head? The popular suggestions so far have been: Katherine Heigl, Jennifer Aniston, Rebecca Romijn, and Bar Rafaeli. Time to vote, check the poll.
By the way, Nick Carter hasn’t completely rid himself of infection. The proof is in the video. See? Ebola Hilton is deadly.
BAFTAs and Grammys on Sunday! Double shot red carpet – Monday’s column will be LONG!
Have a great weekend!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Lily Allen is LIVE AT ETALK on Monday at 3:30pm! She’ll also be delivering her first Live North American Television Performance on Much in support of her new album It’s Not Me, It’s You (have you heard it? you won’t want to but you’ll love it. I do in spite of myself).
Anyway, Tanya Kim is interviewing Lily in front of a studio audience and you’re invited! If you’re interested, send an email to [email protected]. This is Lily performing at G-A-Y last weekend. Great body, non?
Kate Winslet, Ralph Fiennes, and David Kross (he is so cute!) today in Berlin at a presser for The Reader. Have you seen it yet? It’s worth seeing, not only because Harvey campaigned so hard it took away The Dark Knight’s spot for Best Picture nomination, but because it’s a thought provoking, decent film. Full Story
This has to stop: the aggressive photoshopping of magazine covers – even for men! Yesterday it was Sarah Jessica Parker getting a computer face. Today, perhaps not so extreme but notable nonetheless, it’s Ryan Reynolds on the cover of Men’s Health. Something’s happening with his nose, I think. Full Story
Christian Bale called into KROQ this morning to apologise for going nuclear…and to explain himself too. It’s hard to be objective when his accent is so sexy. Sigh. We will try. Shall we rate his apology? As far as celebrity contrition goes this one sits pretty high on the scale. He seems very, very sincere. Full Story
The Jolie clone – funniest.sh-t.ever. (Dlisted)
So he’s training her now??!!??!!?? (Hollywood Tuna)
Jen and John sell their love again, this time for He’s Just Not That Into You (Just Jared)
Liv Tyler Wonderland (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
How many Oscar nomination parties does one girl need? (Pop Sugar)
Have you seen Fergie’s wedding pics? (INO)
Sean Penn hates Granny Freeze! (Cele|bitchy)
What was Kristen Stewart doing the night before? (IDLYITW)
Tilda Swinton Samurai! (Candy Kirby)
Never mind her crotch, what the hell is on her hand? (Yeeeah!)
There is much snickering on the internets today about Jennifer Aniston’s new project. A new movie called The Baster, costarring Jason Bateman, about a woman who gets artificially inseminated only to have her best friend switch the sperm sample and replace it with his own. Something like that. It’s a comedy, obviously. Full Story
Victoria Beckham en route from LA to London yesterday in yet another comfortable travel ensemble. It’s her husband who’s been in the news this week – Becks has publicly declared that he wants to stay in Milan and finish his career in Europe. This of course leaves the LA Galaxy to decide whether or not to allow this. Full Story