Wednesday, March 11, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am afraid to believe it because I want it so badly. After all, good taste is dead and bad taste makes more money. How else do you explain Dancing with the Sh-ts and Whores? Denise Richards has joined this season.

Still… there is a glimmer of hope.

More than a glimmer?

Ausiello was the first to report yesterday that Friday Night Lights could return for not just one but TWO more seasons. TWO???!!! Well… of course. That’s how long Coach Taylor would need. Won’t say more because you’ll need to finish the season which is the f-cking best, like, ever and if Mindy’s wedding dress doesn’t make your life, well then you have rewritten the definition of joy. Oh sweet merciful Shiloh, please let this happen.

Anyway, two of our FNL boys were featured in The New York Times Style Magazine last week – Gaius Charles and, yep, Taylor Kitsch, all dressed up and old school. With video! And some Joshua Jackson on top! Gaius and Joshua look hot. TK… um yeah, it’s really not his best photograph. Not sure what the hand was doing. And he seems… uncomfortable? Having said that, I always worry that he’d look terrible with short hair. Short hair on a boy is important to me. Because I prefer it. This is proof that he can pull off short hair. Good. Click here for more about the photos and click here for the adorable video. LOVE Bill Hader.

It’s Wednesday, am blogging all day. Remember to refresh.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Twilight quiver alternative

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 18:59:00 March 11, 2009 18:59:00

As promised, more photos of the Twilight cast: Kellan Lutz, Elizabeth Reaser, Ashley Green, and… Jackson Rathbone – hello, hello, HELL-OH. Oh la. Am not Team Edward, am not Team Jacob… but am now definitely Team Jasper. Only not when he’s in costume. Dude, Jackson Rathbone is a sexy ass beast. Full Story

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Brunette Jolie NYC

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 16:54:56 March 11, 2009 16:54:56

After shooting in Washington DC for a week under a blonde wig Angelina Jolie was spotted back in New York today. Salt will continue filming there…which sets up a Chosen One/Little Sci playdate soon? Bet you the GMD is rushing home from Japan right now for the photo opportunity, and of course to stare at Brad all day while the kids are running around. Full Story

Twilight Central

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 14:10:00 March 11, 2009 14:10:00

I’ve lost track of what day this is. Every day, they’re all over my city. Brief recap of last night since you all probably need to know what Robert Pattinson was doing? Have heard from multiple sources that they went to karaoke after dinner. Great. The Twihards have a new favourite activity. Full Story

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Go find a big, blue blob…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 12:42:08 March 11, 2009 12:42:08

And stand next to it. I think I might buy one for myself, take it everywhere to look thinner. Way better than eating well and going to the gym. Ugh. Reese Witherspoon tonight in London at the UK premiere of Monsters vs Aliens, dressed in black and extra little next to whatever that is. As for the pregnancy poll yesterday – most of you either hate BumpWatch or don’t think she’s carrying a little Jakey. Full Story

She pedals herself?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 12:11:24 March 11, 2009 12:11:24

Am having a hard time believing it. But these are beautiful, beautiful paparazzi photos of the Alba Bitch in Paris today biking around the city. A bike with a basket, a nanny looking after the kids, during fashion week, enjoying the sights and sounds, the art, the architecture, the bread, the wine, the pastries – it’s a good life for Jessica Alba, non? This must be why she’s able to crack a smile or two in between her usual bitchface. Full Story

The Chosen One & Little Sci: BFFs to be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:28:55 March 11, 2009 11:28:55

Brilliant story-making by OK! Magazine this week. Babies sell. Two famous babies sell double. The Chosen One + Little Sci = MiniVan Majority Orgasm Details inside are likely full of sh-t but whatever. You’ll be too busy drooling over the little girl photos to care. So supposedly the Brange and the Crazies met up at the Globes in January. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 11:09:58 March 11, 2009 11:09:58

Really? You don’t miss Julia Roberts? (Dlisted)

Slumdog Pussycat (Hollywood Tuna)

Punk as f-ck elopement (Just Jared)

Penelope’s best hair. I love it! (Pop Sugar)

Classic Kristen Stewart (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Will & Jada: more Xenu students? (INO)

Why isn’t John Mayer dating her? (Cele|bitchy)

Porny begs for a ring (IDLYITW)

Famewhore crashes car for photo op? (A Socialite's Life)

I’m seeing this on Saturday! (E! Online)

Is that the only reason?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:46:08 March 11, 2009 08:46:08

JailBait Miley Cyrus is currently on some kind of promotional tour – book, movie, virginity – and was on the radio yesterday with Detroit’s Mojo in the Morning on WKQI when she was asked when she and that f-cking 20 year old loser she’s dating Justin Gaston are moving in together. Full Story

Taylor towers over LipGloss

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 08:11:43 March 11, 2009 08:11:43

My friend Michelle loves Taylor Swift. There are many reasons, I won’t get into them all, but one of them is for Taylor’s tallness. Michelle is tall too. Like 5 ft 10 or something. She enjoys tall-offing on people. At the Grey Goose Oscar party last year, Cameron Diaz was dancing behind us so Michelle positioned herself back to back, and discovered that she was taller even though she was wearing shorter heels. Full Story

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Movie star in London

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 11, 2009 07:56:53 March 11, 2009 07:56:53

Email yesterday from a reader called Melissa M: You’re kidding right? You consider Julia Roberts a real movie star…how is she not like Manslinger (her real name escapes me right now)? Julia Roberts acts like Julia Roberts in ALL her movies… Cate Blanchett is a real movie star… Meryl Streep is a real movie star. Full Story

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