April 15, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 15, 2009 06:44:38 April 15, 2009 06:44:38

Happy Birthday to Big Anna, the best sister ever! Hope your day is filled with guilt-free cake from the Alcove and some celebrity sightings…maybe Timmy Riggs? Love Erin Congratulations Nassi on your company’s nomination for the New Media BC PopVox Award for Best New Start-Up Full Story

Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Tonight. Project Runway Canada. Season 2 the Finale…

Are you ready?

One collection, in my opinion, is superior to the rest. Like Iman is superior to the Klum. But then again, it’s not up to me. Sigh. Am sad. After this episode, Iman goes away until next season, if there is a next season. Help them make an easy decision. PRC Must.Come.Back.

New Twilight photos on the way, and Lilo has a sense of humour about herself – first great move since, well, probably Mean Girls – and I’m about to attack your appetite with some nasty ass Tori Spelling pictures. Steel your stomach.

Tuesday – blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Clive Owen wasn’t worried about being caught smoking.

I Love You, Paul

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 17:40:04 April 14, 2009 17:40:04

This is for my friend Michelle. She is all about Paul Rudd. And why not? It is his time. Michelle will love him more, I think, after this? Paul Rudd on Sesame Street (thanks Bernice!) having fun with the kids while promoting kindness to the Earth. He does a great Billy Idol. Not sure if it’s old or new but whatever, it’s timeless. Full Story

Hugh deserves two…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 17:35:03 April 14, 2009 17:35:03

Posts today. Not only for his hair, but for his philanthropic heart, even if it’s in service of selling a movie. Hugh has joined the world of Twitter. And he announced today on his Twitter page that he has a $100K cheque ready for the person who can tweet, in 140 characters or less, of course, the best case for their favourite charity. Full Story

Bella, Aidan, and 2 wolves

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 14:56:00 April 14, 2009 14:56:00

Kristen Stewart ran into to John Corbett yesterday. He’s in town with Bo Derek and their dogs, is working on a new project. Not sure what and don’t care. Aidan was never my dude. Ew. Back to Kristen – looks gorgeous after a full day on set. She and Taylor Lautner and Robert Pattinson were shooting on a road by the woods yesterday, a scene where Taylor transforms into a wolf at the end. Full Story

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When queens fight…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 11:57:02 April 14, 2009 11:57:02

It’s the best sh-t ever. Spoiler alert for Desperate Housewives although I can’t imagine you don’t know about this by now… Marc Cherry has killed off Nicolette Sheridan/Edie Britt. I don’t watch DH, have never watched a full episode, but I know enough that Edie was the skank ho on the block and now she’s gone. Full Story

Cullen Week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 11:15:00 April 14, 2009 11:15:00

While his wife was forced to be nice to Tori Spelling last night, Peter Facinelli reported to work on the set of New Moon in Vancouver – seen here at the airport arriving with co-star Elizabeth Reaser. Peter is super cute…only those pants aren’t working for me. Downtown there were more: Kellan Lutz and Ashley Green went out to eat and hit H&M together, enjoying some free time before the big Cullen shoot. Full Story

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I love your new hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 10:51:17 April 14, 2009 10:51:17

Oh la. Hugh Jackman slowly making his way to America on Wolverine promotion – in Rome today at a photocall showing off darker, shorter hair. I die. So hot. And the leather, and the pants, and him, just him, and he will always be sexier to me this way, fully clothed and stylish, than he is when he’s bulging through a white beater tank. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 10:32:21 April 14, 2009 10:32:21

Will Billy Ray smack down Jamie Foxx? Please Let.This.Happen. (Dlisted)

Want Elle’s dress (Hollywood Tuna)

What Mimi Cheese wore for Easter! (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie tweets and…cooks?!?! (Pop Sugar)

More people know her than they do Kyle Chandler. WHY??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Beyonce bedazzled for dinner (INO)

Matthew’s baby mother > Jaclyn Smith? Bitch… please! (Cele|bitchy)

Keira Knightley hates what you do here (Holy Moly)

Can this girl even act? (Popoholic)

What she found on her windshield (IDLYITW)

In the mood for some Sookie Stackhouse?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 10:07:00 April 14, 2009 10:07:00

Last week, I received hate mail from a lady called Margaret who wrote that “I feel very sorry for you that you are not educated enough to appreciate certain things in life. If you could appreciate brilliant literature and the beautiful world Stephenie Meyer has created that has touched us all with the eternal love story between Bella and Edward it would be different for you. Full Story

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Who’s supporting KFed Jr?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 09:05:17 April 14, 2009 09:05:17

This hag has come out with her second book. Someone must be buying them. But WHO? Are you reading Tori f-cking Spelling? If you’re reading Tori Spelling, KFed Jr wants to thank you. Because he is living off the profits. After all, landing a bit part in a tv movie once every 2 years doesn’t pay all that much. Full Story

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