Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 11:04:02 June 25, 2009 11:04:02

Check out what my friends have to say and S.M.U.T. photos are coming up next!

Jennifer Aniston’s future (Dlisted)

Reese copies Megan Fox (Hollywood Tuna)

Vampire looks hot in a hat (Just Jared)

Also WAY better than Lilo’s body (The Superficial)

Tom, Gisele, and Jack family gorgessity (Pop Sugar)

Bale > Pattinson but Depp > Bale (INO)

I really love white bikinis (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Daniel Radcliffe on Parade (ONTD)

No one buys La Lopez Sweetface (E! Online)

WAY better than Lilo’s body (Popoholic)

How will they use it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 08:56:17 June 25, 2009 08:56:17

It doesn’t happen often, but when it does happen, they love to use it. An unflattering photo of Jennifer Aniston taken today on the set of Bounty in Atlantic City. Not only is there no glow, she also looks grey, ashy, doughy, pinched, and above all old. I won’t lie, I’m a petty sh-t talking bitch anyway, and since I’m already booked for hell, I’ll say it for you – you love it. Full Story

Thank LeAnn Rimes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 08:14:58 June 25, 2009 08:14:58

Eddie Cibrian was busted for cheating with LeAnn Rimes back in March. Their Lifetime movie then scored super high ratings, and now Eddie has been confirmed as a series regular on CSI: Miami in the fall. Yay for infidelity! More acting gigs mean more money. And Eddie needs money. Because his wife chose to stay. Full Story

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Don’t judge him by his photos

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 07:33:27 June 25, 2009 07:33:27

It’s Joseph Gordon-Levitt. And he’s terribly UNphotogenic. And I know how it feels. And I told you last week that he’s so so SO great in (500) Days of Summer and how much I loved the film and I don’t’ want you to judge him, or the film, by these images because, obviously, he cannot pose, he’s terribly awkward when being photographed, and in the movie, I promise, he’s much hotter, and so much cuter than the 10 year old he looks like here last night at the premiere in LA with Zoey Deschanel. Full Story

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When’s the follow-up?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:52:25 June 25, 2009 06:52:25

So Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper went out for dinner last Thursday. Five minutes later Life & Style was reporting they’re getting married, even though he flew back to LA shortly after and hasn’t returned to New York since, and she’s been shooting in New York and New Jersey all week and now he’s flying to France. Full Story

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No photos for a week

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:42:19 June 25, 2009 06:42:19

The Beckhams have been vacationing in the French Riviera for a week or so during which time there have been no photos of the family, save for a few shots of their arrival at the airport. Since then nothing. Until today as they were spotted departing. It has nothing to do with them (please!) but everything to do with French paparazzi laws. Full Story

June 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 25, 2009 06:32:29 June 25, 2009 06:32:29

The happiest of birthdays to Miss Sarah L., a loooong time smuthound. As you hit that big quarter century, know that your dear (younger) friend will always be there to ensure you won't be found half-eaten by Alsatians. I know it's an insufferable presumption, but you shall conquer this, you shall. Full Story

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks to everyone who came to S.M.U.T. last night. I KNOW. It was HOT. And I’m sorry the A/C busted. And I’m shocked I’ve yet to receive some cranky ass hatemail complaining about it. Still early though so I know it’s coming but I did valiantly try to make up for it with some riddle reveals and clues. Those of you who were not at the smut soiree last night – will repost on my Twitter throughout the day. Click here.

Am still waiting on photos from S.M.U.T. Will post tomorrow. Much love to Tiffany for the “save”. And much admiration to the girls who decided that Michael the bartender was the sexiest man ever. Send me the photos I took of you with him.

It’s Wednesday. After 2 weeks in Toronto, am finally going home to Marcus. Am posting until we fly. But first, we must discuss JailBait’s body language. And Johnny! And Marion! And why the Twi-hards are crying today.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 10:26:00 June 24, 2009 10:26:00

What will Ebola put in her vagina next? (Dlisted)

I heard she lies about her age (Hollywood Tuna)

Laura thinks Megan Fox should be with Shia instead of him (Just Jared)

Former hooker with a parrot (Drunken Stepfather)

Gisele Bundchen will probably stay like this her entire pregnancy (Pop Sugar)

Bale > Pattinson (INO)

James Marsden: wet and hot on holiday (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Lily Allen looks great in this blonde wig (The Superficial)

Reese and Jakey’s night time cuddle (ASL)

Is this supposed to be Chris Brown’s apology? Because it blows (Holy Moly)

What else would he be?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 09:48:10 June 24, 2009 09:48:10

These are articles that make me crazy. Also terribly entertaining. It’s one of the headlines at People.com today: Matthew Broderick 'Very Happy' Over Twins' Birth What else would he be other than happy? The article goes on to elaborate about said happiness with more inane statements like: Friends say Broderick, 47, and Parker, 44, will shower their new daughters with love. Full Story

Future Love Triangle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 08:13:56 June 24, 2009 08:13:56

So the other night, Jennifer Aniston and Bradley Cooper were “caught” out for dinner. As expected, their new relationship has made the cover of every tabloid this week, not the main story though as Jon & Kate still seem to be dominating headlines. Ugh. Jen feels the same way too. This is what we’ve become. Full Story

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