Can’t play, will marry?

October 2, 2008 10:00:09 Posted at October 2, 2008 10:00:09
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Patriots chances of redeeming themselves at the Superbowl this year died week 1 when Tom Brady went down with a season ending injury. As a longtime fan of the Miami Dolphins, even though he is the hotness and I’m sad for HIM, I can’t say I cried a river. But nothing is worse than the Jets with Brett Favre. Full Story

This ass couldn’t hold Gerry

October 2, 2008 08:37:06 Posted at October 2, 2008 08:37:06
Lainey Posted by Lainey

What? Shame. Looks like that hook up between Jennifer Aniston and Gerard Butler during TIFF was a one night only because despite her high hopes, Gerry returned to LA and decided to keep his options open. Check out this TMZ video Full Story

Chicken Fried in blue

October 2, 2008 07:56:52 Posted at October 2, 2008 07:56:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s the ruching up the front of the dress. Not unlike the ruching up Mary Louise Parker’s dress at the Emmys. Someone wrote to me at the time, said it’s the total Guess by George Marciano look. Full Story

Taking a break with casual Cam

October 2, 2008 07:41:03 Posted at October 2, 2008 07:41:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Can we get through today, you think, without fresh candids of the Shelf Ass and the Pips? After all, they’ve been in Rome for days. Is it possible that on just ONE of them they’d be able to elude the paps? Doubtful. Let’s take refuge then, albeit briefly, in casual Cameron Diaz, on the carpet at the star studded AFI Night at the Movies last night in Hollywood. Full Story

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Z and Lochte

October 2, 2008 07:29:10 Posted at October 2, 2008 07:29:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They had a moment on the carpet last night at the Global Leadership Awards Gala as Lochte let Jay wear his medals and Jay let Lochte be cool standing next to him. Jay was honoured by the UN for his work in Africa supporting clean water efforts: "I went to Africa, spent a couple weeks in Angola. A bunch of different places. Full Story

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Who got a peel?

October 2, 2008 06:53:17 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:53:17
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Some are calling it bad bronzer or poorly applied foundation. To me her skin looks raw. Like it’s been scrubbed. Has that Renee Zellweger quality about it, you know? Either way, someone’s losing their job today. Whoever was assigned the unfortunate task of doing Zeta’s makeup will be fired. Full Story

A Rare Miss

October 2, 2008 06:43:28 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:43:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They are the best at the game. Usually. And they rarely make mistakes. But while the Brange has kept the Jolie hidden for months, deliberately holding back her dramatic post-twins “unveil” for a big splash on the red carpet to promote The Changeling, the tabloids have taken liberties with her absence, with bolder, more salacious headlines every week – the latest is that she’s suffering from depression, that rshe efuses to eat, and that she and Brad are, for all intents and purposes, totally over. Full Story

October 2, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

October 2, 2008 06:35:29 Posted at October 2, 2008 06:35:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 21st Birthday Andrea from your proud and loving mom! Congratulations Jenn R who recently got married! How was Ireland???  Full Story

Wednesday, October 1, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Friday Night Lights Season 3 premieres on DirectTV in the US tonight.


Needless to say, we don’t get DirectTV up here in Canada. And I don’t know if I can wait 3 months and too many spoilers to watch it on conventional television in January on NBC. Especially since the show writers have already very publicly revealed that Riggins and Lyla are together. That she gave into his hotness during the 9 months the show went silent and now … they’re in bed! And in love!


3 months???


I am weak. How can I resist the online lure? Will you resist the online lure? If you’re not a fan of the show, will you just bloody become one already? So that the rest of us don’t have to suffer this dual broadcast bullsh*t?

Click here for the NY Times review of FNL’s Season 3 debut. As usual, as always, they gush over its greatness.

Underappreciated and underloved. Oh show. You are Mark Ruffalo.

If you love Mark Ruffalo, will you please watch Friday Night Lights?

I’m stretching.

Wednesday – online all day. Software issues have been resolved, husband is forgiven.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Nicole Richie is not being ignored. Neither is Victoria Beckham.

What can she do?

October 1, 2008 14:30:19 Posted at October 1, 2008 14:30:19
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Porny can’t act. Porny can’t dress. Porny can’t think. Porny can’t make good decisions. And now… Porny can’t sing. Call me Cruise but I always thought she could sing. At the very least, I thought she could do that. Her old songs may have sucked and her technique may have been gymnastic vocals at its worst, but I naively believed that the title “Jessica Simpson, singer”, was not a fallacy. Full Story