Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 11:22:00 January 13, 2010 11:22:00

Please stop wearing figuring skating costumes as cocktail dresses (Hollywood Tuna)

It’s wrong to laugh, it’s wrong to laugh, it’s wrong to laugh (Dlisted)

Suck on this Kim Kardashian (The Superficial)

Heidi Klum’s girls in pink (Popsugar)

Rihanna + W = WIN (JustJared)

Jennifer Aniston’s hard nipples are intimidating (Cele|bitchy)

Are we supposed to be wearing bikinis like this now? Where you can almost see the vaggie? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Blake bearding for Chace? (Betty Confidential)

Worse rationale EVER (Towleroad)

Jay “Big Jaw” Leno throws a hissy fit and Seacrest weeps (Popeater)

Love for Anthony Mackie & Liveblogging the Globes!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 08:39:17 January 13, 2010 08:39:17

The Hurt Locker has managed to stay in the game. Because it’s so great. Even though it was released so long ago, The Hurt Locker is a top awards contender, there’s no doubt that the film will receive a nod for Best Picture and Katherine Bigelow could be the first female director to win a Best Director Oscar. Full Story

The greatest gift of all time ever and ever

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 07:53:33 January 13, 2010 07:53:33

How about some Celine on a Wednesday? You love it. I love it! Celine Dion took her tour around the world last year. She gifted her voice to millions of people and they gifted her back with love and devotion, mesmerised by her bedazzled crotch. What? Yes. The trailer. See if for yourself. Celine Dion: Through the Eyes of the World will hit theatres next month. Full Story

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Cleansing didn’t help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 07:16:42 January 13, 2010 07:16:42

You can’t clean a douche. Does that make sense? In reference to John Mayer...yes. John announced at New Year’s on his Twitter that he was taking a break from being a dick. So you’ve heard about his pathetic stand up comedy attempts, right? Click here Full Story

Porny & Pumpkin in studio together

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 06:58:00 January 13, 2010 06:58:00

Oh well now they’re bumpin’ arts. You know this means love. Jessica Simpson has publicly acknowledged her relationship with Billy Corgan. Check it out – two photos posted on her Twitter showing them in studio together taken by a professional photographer. Full Story

Watching how he copes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 06:53:44 January 13, 2010 06:53:44

It can be hard to breathe when you’re as young and as famous as he is. He copes in public situations not unlike many of his counterparts in the industry – as alarming as this sounds, a bump here and there is pedestrian in Hollywood. He’s been known however to lock himself in the bathroom and blow until he can face the world. Full Story

January 13, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 13, 2010 06:30:04 January 13, 2010 06:30:04

To Mario from Isabelle – Happy 3 Year Anniversary! And looking ahead to July! Happy 30th Birthday Carlee from Melissa who is predicting an epic decade for you as you finish your masters, start a new career, and family with Chris. Congratulations to Ian Kerr, from Vancouver, the Director of Photography for Facing Ali, just shortlisted for an Oscar nomination! Click here Full Story

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Everyone is talking about NBC’s late night f-ckery, especially the late night subjects themselves, and of course Letterman is revelling in the debacle, sparing Conan but skewering Jay and, in particular, targeting Carson Daly.  Read Full Intro

His and Her Rising Stars

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 16:54:01 January 12, 2010 16:54:01

In 2008, Shia LaBeouf received the BAFTA Rising Star Award. Two years later, his girlfriend Carey Mulligan has been nominated for the same, and is expected to also receive a nomination for Best Leading Actress for An Education which leads the nominations longlist at 17 mentions. His and Her Rising Stars? It’s a little twee, sure. Full Story

Much better McAdams is not Kruger

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 14:00:00 January 12, 2010 14:00:00

Sherlock Holmes premiered in Germany today – check Rachel McAdams on the carpet in Berlin looking much lovelier than at previous tries during the Sherlock promotional tour. Wasn’t feeling the old lady look. It’s an improvement for sure, but it also ain’t no Diane Kruger who brought the edge but not the upstage overdress. Full Story

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Conan’s letter

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 12, 2010 12:47:00 January 12, 2010 12:47:00

Well rationalised, well argued, and some fighting words. Albeit in a classy way. Conan O’Brien has just released a statement re: the f-ckery at NBC. He refuses to move, and he shouldn’t have to. No, Conan is not acquiescing. Conan is throwing down. And he’s putting NBC in a position to either let go of Leno or fire him and pay the penalty and look even worse. Full Story