When you go out for dinner…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 07:51:41 June 24, 2009 07:51:41

With your boyfriend/girlfriend or your husband, and it’s an ordinary evening, nothing to celebrate, no particular occasion, do you call in your hair and makeup team? And wear Herve Leger? If you’re Jennifer Lopez, of course you do. This is JLo with Marc Anthony at Cecconi’s last night. Full Story

They are crying today

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 07:32:35 June 24, 2009 07:32:35

Because Robert Pattinson has a bruised and bloody face. It’s obviously makeup for a scene in Remember Me shooting in New York last night. But we all now know the Twi-hard inability to separate fact from fiction. The same way they truly believe Pattinson is Edward Cullen and should therefore be dating Bella/Kristen Stewart, which means they are probably heartbroken this morning at the site of these photos of their beloved looking like he’s been attacked by one of them. Full Story

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The Beautiful People

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 06:27:13 June 24, 2009 06:27:13

Oh la. In LA last night – Johnny Depp and Marion Cotillard at the premiere of Public Enemies, in theatres July 1. Sigh. Love her. Love this look for her. Love her cute giggle/smile. Love her so much. And him… A man of his own style. And always humble and gracious. Johnny Deep the Movie Star. Full Story

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She’s been plucked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 06:10:06 June 24, 2009 06:10:06

She’s been plucked since I saw her last, and not by you. It takes a woman to know it. There’s a great line from Shakespeare in Love, a film that in hindsight gets sh-t on all the time for undeservedly taking the Oscar from Saving Private Ryan. Totally disagree. But this is another conversation. Full Story

June 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 24, 2009 06:00:48 June 24, 2009 06:00:48

Happy Birthday Heather! I won’t call you fksr but I will agree – Marcus is a f-ckface, yes. Loyal to you like Vanessa to Johnny and have a great time tonight. Sorry I can’t make it. Tomorrow night in Vancouver – a gala for Caleb’s Hope in support of women and children in Africa featuring local talent, live music, and auction. Full Story

Tuesday, June 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

So he beat the sh-t out of his girlfriend, but only 4 months later he sat courtside at basketball games, recording a new album, and will not have to go to jail. Instead Chris Brown will be picking garbage for a few weeks, on probation for 5 years, and may not be able to go out of the country during that time. Which means he can still make millions, still shoot videos, still hook up with hotties, and worse still, in the eyes of a certain generation, continue living the Bad Ass Life they all covet.

Awesome.

Needless to say, NOT a Fried Rice Day. At least not so far.

But tonight is S.M.U.T. Am having wardrobe issues, mostly due to the fact that I have been terrible at managing my time and am too rushed to get my sh-t together to pick things up. Will hopefully have it all sorted out by event time. Look forward to seeing you!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Bro Massage is not Judd Apatow and Adam Sandler. Closer.

Novak the Clown

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 14:44:00 June 23, 2009 14:44:00

Wimbledon started this week so we’re seeing some tennis pics being snapped by our photo agencies. Gives me a reason to post something about a topic where my head is only half way up my *ss and not fully. Here’s world no. 4 ranked Novak Djokovic checking out some chick walking past him at his practice session earlier today. Full Story

Please let this fail quickly

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 14:03:42 June 23, 2009 14:03:42

I know Lainey refuses to talk about this trash but I’ve got the floor this afternoon so too bad… Us is reporting that experts predict a slow decline for Jon and Kate. Apparently ratings have been falling steadily as is, and now that the clowns have announced that they’re going to split, producers will be hard pressed to figure out how to transition the show into something new that reaches a new audience. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 13:16:50 June 23, 2009 13:16:50

Lainey’s off getting her hair done etc for S.M.U.T tonight so you’re stuck with me for the afternoon. I promise I’ll try not to write too often cause I think I spent myself a few weeks ago and likely don’t have much left in the tank.

Here’s Tingles. Should get you caught up.

Jailbait sex face on a chair (Dlisted)

Audrina’s grapefruits selling burgers (Hollywood Tuna)

Brandley Cooper keeping his options open. Probably a good idea. (PopSugar)

Alien-head Chris Pine emerges from someone’s stomach to run some errands (JustJared)

Marion on Johnny Depp as a kisser (INO)

Kristen Stewart crawls around in leather pants (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Movie set or not…no one needs to see this.  You can't help but click though. (The Blemish)

Lily Allen shows off her nips again. Surprise! (The Superficial)

More facial Olympics from poor man’s Angelina (Popoholic)

Cher and Xtina to co-star in Burlesque (Towleroad)

Isn’t this beneath you?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 10:34:00 June 23, 2009 10:34:00

At the premiere of Transformers last night, it’s Emile Hirsch with his girlfriend. He doesn’t seem to leave home without her now. And her shady friends who sell out Robert Pattinson. So … Emile is, like, the best young thespian ever in his mind, remember? He only does arty movies, with with arty artists, and the script is the only thing that matters, remember? What does the Real Emile, the Emile whose insightful film reviews, the Emile who is so arrogant he thinks he’s the first to have thought of the Modern Hamlet, what does the Real Emile think of Transformers? It’s beneath him, non? Oh but Emile must hustle. Full Story

His & Her skinny jean-off

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 23, 2009 08:25:51 June 23, 2009 08:25:51

The GMD and his Robo attended Cameron Diaz’s Walk of Fame ceremony yesterday – we see a lot of Katie Holmes but the Midge has been selective about his appearances lately, always strategic, always calculating. He’s to begin work on a new film with Cam very soon. It only helps him to help her. Full Story

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