Car exiting

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 08:27:51 February 5, 2009 08:27:51

It’s more than just standing there flexing your pecs. Hotness is an allover package deal – pants, gait, body control, style… There are many ways to lure a lover. How he drives his car, how he changes gears, even how he gets out of a car can be a turn-on too. My husband is a sexy beast behind the wheel. Full Story

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Homecoming

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 07:53:48 February 5, 2009 07:53:48

Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson pictured leaving the Chateau Marmont last night. You know she used to live there, right? She was all of 17 years old and her mother, her amazing mother, decided the Marmont would be the perfect place for her daughter to take up permanent residence in Hollywood. the legendary and notorious Chateau Marmont. Full Story

But you knew, right?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 07:32:17 February 5, 2009 07:32:17

An ex lover sells him out… like OUT. This is what’s happening to Jonathan Knight. He’s gay. But you knew that, right? Of course you knew. I think the only person who didn’t know was my producer Jennifer B who managed our NKOTB interview Full Story

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Skins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 07:00:00 February 5, 2009 07:00:00

Last night at the London Film Critics Circle Awards – a mini Skins reunion! Returning home, the triumphant Dev Patel hooked up with former Skins co-star Nicolas Hoult who appeared delighted to see that his old friend is riding such an incredible wave. You may remember Nicolas…or not. About a Boy? Marcus? This is Nicolas. Full Story

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What are you thinking about?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 06:49:58 February 5, 2009 06:49:58

Oh, f-ck it, I don’t care. Let me just look at you. You looked so thoughtful yesterday, thoughtful even when you’re pumping gas. It’s sexy that you don’t need a driver but why, baby, why drive an Escalade? I would have never pictured you in an Escalade. Is it a rental? Must be a rental. Full Story

If you wish it…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 06:36:31 February 5, 2009 06:36:31

Dreams come true? Let’s not get ahead of ourselves…but at the very least, there’s a spark. More than a spark. Ryan Gosling and Natalie Portman! As I reported exclusively on eTalk last night, my sources say they met a few weeks ago at one of his DJ nights through a mutual acquaintance. Full Story

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February 5, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 5, 2009 06:23:05 February 5, 2009 06:23:05

Happy 21st Birthday to my gorgeous little pippin the cub! All my love Amy xx For Jack who has been working so hard on his animal project that’s due on Friday! So impressed with your research and your writing and the fact that you created a cover page during break time! Good luck – you’ll get the best mark! Full Story

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Porny has been confirmed as an announcer for the 44th annual Country Music Award nominations on February 11th even though she can barely hold on to her label. Like those pants pretty much saved her career…which means she’ll keep wearing them? Hopefully. We have been through some dark times. We need to be healed.

And sounds like many of you loved D’s hate mail yesterday as much as I did. Seriously. Superfans are AMAZING. But who owns the crazy? Brangelunatics, Aniston maniacs, Twilight freaks, or McGoslings who cry themselves to sleep at night? It’s about to get worse for them too. More on that later. Check the poll (thanks Angie!).

And scroll down for bitchfights and prunes – does it get any better? Catch up on late posts from yesterday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. On eTalk tonight - my exclusive on Ryan Gosling’s new love interest. Hint: I approve!

His hat, her shoes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 17:24:36 February 4, 2009 17:24:36

Look at Jakey getting more styley! Didn’t mind his long hair but am all over the cut. He looks hot. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon out and about today in LA enjoying the sunshine. Great. The weather is good right now. Always during Oscars it’s rainy and sh-t. Balls! Anyway, as you can see, hand in hand, now that he’s done with Prince of Persia, he and Reese have resumed their domestical living. Full Story

Not eating but driving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 15:29:47 February 4, 2009 15:29:47

Well this can’t be good… You know what happens when Lilo is ultra skinny and gets behind the wheel? This is Lindsay Lohan in LA today driving around in her car. She’s been deliberately lying low for days following controversy about her weight, covering up her body at the Super Bowl, clearly still without food in her life. Full Story

More! More! Please! More!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 13:54:15 February 4, 2009 13:54:15

Two more ads – Becks for Armani. I’ll give you a minute. .............................. Ready? In other Beckham news, AC Milan’s GM revealed that the team would love to keep him but that it’s up to the LA Galaxy and should the LA Galaxy decided to make David Beckham stay with their team, it would be a huge regret to see him go. Full Story