Amy Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 08:25:26 April 9, 2009 08:25:26

“Always remember your kid’s name. Always remember where you put your kid. Don’t let your kid drive until their feet can reach the pedals. Use the right size diapers…for yourself. And, when in doubt, make funny faces.” Parenting tips from Amy Poehler. There is not enough of Amy. Full Story

Jen & Jason at night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:44:06 April 9, 2009 07:44:06

On the NY set of The Baster, Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman shooting scenes last night. Jen’s hair, as you can see, is in fine form. She looks great. And has been extra accommodating for the paps. Someone’s trying to make nice… She’s also supposedly loving her time in New York. Full Story

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Chicken Fried in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:21:34 April 9, 2009 07:21:34

By now I’m sure you’ve heard – Britney Spears stopped the Circus last night for more than half an hour claiming it was too “smoky”. This from a bitch who smokes in front of her kids. It was, for real, the best part of the concert. You know for the smut factor. Our theories about what she was doing, or not doing, and who might be nailing her, or what they were getting for her at Starbucks, or who had to finally threaten her with a lawsuit, all of it was so much more entertaining than her performance. Full Story

April 9, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 9, 2009 07:02:59 April 9, 2009 07:02:59

Happy 30th Birthday Cindy C in Toronto! Zara would love to help celebrate your milestone but, well, you know she’s due in 3 weeks, poor thing. She promises she’ll ditch the husband next year and the kid too and make it up to you over tequila! To Lindsay from your cousin Cindy – remember you are YOUNG and he is an ASS to lose you. Full Story

Wednesday, April 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Britney tonight in Vancouver. Am worried about falling asleep. Have heard that after an energetic start to kick off the tour, the show is now boring. Darren and I are going and I texted him yesterday to ask if we should bother making it there in time for Pussycat Dolls. He said it might be the most entertainment we get all night…

Meanwhile I also have PVR memory stress. Don’t like when it crosses 50%.

Am sad that staying home to clear tv recordings sounds more tempting than watching Britney halfheartedly rub her hoo hoo. Hopefully she’ll bring it and we won’t be spending an hour and a half wondering what’s happening on Lost? It’s a question and a statement.

Wednesday – posting all day. Remember to refresh and SCROLL DOWN for late articles from Tuesday including Madonna and Adrien Brody.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Brad Pitt is not the reshooting smoker.

PPS. Heads up Twilight fans in the UK. Head to Rome when they start shooting New Moon there, visit the set, meet the cast, and appear in a scene that could make the final cut – interested? Click here to enter!

Two options

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 15:58:15 April 8, 2009 15:58:15

Billy Ray parent pimp has accompanied his second life meal ticket and daughter Miley to New York to promote the Hannah Montana movie. They performed on Good Morning America today. Yesterday they made the rounds at other talk shows. Here he is, hair freshly ironed and that f-cking soul patch sprayed and gelled, stopping to sign autographs. Full Story

Two Darlings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 15:41:41 April 8, 2009 15:41:41

Obviously, Ryan Gosling. But also Dustin Hoffman. Adore Dustin Hoffman. Dustin Hoffman is the most engaging, the most endearing, the best interview I’ve ever had. Cannes last year – click here for the details Full Story

Posh Sponge

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 13:23:23 April 8, 2009 13:23:23

Were you excited? No… Not a posh sponge. But a Sponge Posh. Or, more accurately, a SpongeBob Posh. People.com is reporting that Victoria Beckham will be guest voicing on the show in the summer for one episode. Full Story

There’s video!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 13:03:00 April 8, 2009 13:03:00

Re: the BBT article earlier, his douchebaggery on full display on CBC Radio today – there’s now video! Suuuuuuuuuch a dick. See below.  Full Story

Meltdown watch: BBT

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 11:57:44 April 8, 2009 11:57:44

Joaquin Phoenix, Lindsay Lohan, now Billy Bob Thornton. BBT was on CBC Radio this morning with Jian Ghomeshi to PROMOTE HIS OWN BAND and, well, listen for yourself. He’s a mess. First basic, basic question: When did you and your band start playing together? He has no idea what that means. Literally, he has NO IDEA what that question means. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 8, 2009 11:40:54 April 8, 2009 11:40:54

Little Sci needs a personal assistant (Dlisted)

Ugh. Why is she everywhere these days? (Hollywood Tuna)

Ohhhh….Halle! (Just Jared)

James Franco at the Museum (Pop Sugar)

Punk Ass has one pose (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Reese puts on heels for Jake (INO)

Setting up Jennifer Aniston (Cele|bitchy)

Will we see KFed tonight? (IDLYITW)

One Ebola, how many weddings? (A Socialite's Life)

Bronx and other babies (PopEater)