The newest pants you’ve ever seen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 07:52:02 April 14, 2009 07:52:02

Right? This is Russell Crowe outside Letterman last night arriving in the newest pair of jeans, like, of all time. So new they probably glow in the dark. Russell taped his appearance in advance – it will air on Friday. Not sure what’s up with the super undercover styles – it was the same this morning when he went out for his morning run. Full Story

View All 11 Photos

LipGloss, Letterman, and inside feet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 07:25:12 April 14, 2009 07:25:12

“I’m not programmed by Disney”. It’s what he says at one point during his interview with GQ – Zac Efron is the pretty boy on the new cover – an entire interview spent convincing us that he’s more than prepackaged goodness, that he’s more than just a machine, that he is not a robot produced by the mouse. Full Story

View All 19 Photos

Lilo or Die

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 06:42:33 April 14, 2009 06:42:33

A new video posted on Funny or Die featuring Lindsay Lohan in a faux eHarmony ad mocking her tabloid status, her disastrous love life, her broke ass financial status, her criminal record, the fact that she’s a lunatic, and everything else she’s infamous for – see when other people are scripting her moves, she actually doesn’t suck. Full Story

April 14, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 14, 2009 06:31:08 April 14, 2009 06:31:08

Dear Emily – Happy 32nd Birthday! You’re right, we don’t agree on everything. We don’t agree on much! But I am grateful to have spent these years gossiping with you and wish you a wonderful day, full of smutty opportunities to hate on Gwyneth. To Olga K who is in school fulltime, volunteers at 2 hospitals, is busy with a summer job, and is the best friend ever – good luck at Yoga In Motion Full Story

Monday, April 13, 2009

Dear Gossips,

LipGloss Zac Efron on Saturday Night Live – did you watch? What’s with the constant fist pumping? The fist pump was embarrassing. And the hair too. LipGloss is so much less annoying when he’s not being himself. More on that later.

Welcome back to readers in Canada returning from taking Friday off. New articles were posted – scroll down to get caught up.

Beware today of JailBait’s face. It’s a gloating face today, that face. She owns the top spot at the box office, opening with over $34 million. Great. It’s either Shrek driving a fast car with no dialogue and zero plot or a 16 year old going on 40 supporting her two parent pimps. The Disney child assembly line keeps getting busier.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. This one is not about Patrick Dempsey.

PPS. Am underslept and crusty because of Nelson. Nelson is staying with us for 2 weeks. His snoring wakes me up from 2 rooms away. Even when he’s sleeping upright. But look at that face. How can you not love that face!

Robo dances every day

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 14:41:33 April 13, 2009 14:41:33

Apparently Little Sci does too. She turns 3 this week and on top of being enrolled in dance and play and swim and art classes morning to night, she will also supposedly begin Xenu training next week at the school established by Will and Jada Smith – the New Village Academy with a curriculum based on the teachings of L Ron Hubbard, you know the science fiction writer who founded a religion based on aliens? Yeah. Full Story

Easter Taupes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 13:17:47 April 13, 2009 13:17:47

Violet celebrated Easter yesterday with her parents then Ben kissed Taupe before jetting off to Massachusetts where he was filming today a new movie called The Company Men. The Company Men costarring Kevin Costner and Tommy Lee Jones and Rosemarie DeWitt (who should NOT have been ignored in Rachel Getting Married!) tells the story of some dude who gets laid off and the new reality facing his family as a result of a company downsize. Full Story

Pippy’s weekend in Vegas

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 12:03:13 April 13, 2009 12:03:13

Justin Timberlake flew commercial to Vegas the other day for a weekend trip with the boys to promote his 901 tequila. He hooked up with Robin Leach for a private tasting, tried his luck at the tables, and hit up the circuit including the Playboy Club …all without Shelfy. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 11:26:03 April 13, 2009 11:26:03

LipGloss gave up Footloose for THIS??? (Dlisted)

She didn’t overdress for Easter! (Hollywood Tuna)

Scarjo blames the media, claims she’s not hungry (Just Jared)

Would you rather: this music or Rossum music? (The Superficial)

Becks. Two looks. Enjoy. (Pop Sugar)

Her sister’s a famewhore too (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Ginger finds another really rich dude (INO)

Lilo: you know it’s bad when…(Cele|bitchy)

Violet’s little sister (ICYDK)

JailBait gets her Jonas back (A Socailite's Life)

He’s single…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 10:55:11 April 13, 2009 10:55:11

But do you still want him? Before George Clooney there was Mel Gibson. Please. If you are 30+ don’t pretend you don’t remember. You remember. There were women back in the day who would have cut off their breasts for the chance at a stab with Mel Gibson. Then Mel Gibson lost his mind. No more quivering for Mel Gibson. Full Story

Little Edie for a year

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 13, 2009 10:05:00 April 13, 2009 10:05:00

Something like that. Drew Barrymore claims she got all method and sh-t to play Little Edie in HBO’s Grey Gardens premiering on Saturday. Am watching the screener tonight. So nervous. Hope it doesn’t suck… Anyway, this is Drew working her Little Edie in New York today to sell it on the talk show circuit. Full Story

View All 8 Photos