Not eating but driving

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 15:29:47 February 4, 2009 15:29:47

Well this can’t be good… You know what happens when Lilo is ultra skinny and gets behind the wheel? This is Lindsay Lohan in LA today driving around in her car. She’s been deliberately lying low for days following controversy about her weight, covering up her body at the Super Bowl, clearly still without food in her life. Full Story

More! More! Please! More!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 13:54:15 February 4, 2009 13:54:15

Two more ads – Becks for Armani. I’ll give you a minute. .............................. Ready? In other Beckham news, AC Milan’s GM revealed that the team would love to keep him but that it’s up to the LA Galaxy and should the LA Galaxy decided to make David Beckham stay with their team, it would be a huge regret to see him go. Full Story

Porny covered everywhere!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 12:14:05 February 4, 2009 12:14:05

When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts away! This is working FOR her, gossips, not against her. Full Story

How Ebola works

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 11:45:06 February 4, 2009 11:45:06

Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for her new fragrance. Like, who the F-CK IS BUYING HER FRAGRANCE? No, seriously, for reals. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 10:55:00 February 4, 2009 10:55:00

What to buy Posh for Christmas (Dlisted)

The cutest skirt ever (Hollywood Tuna)

What’s up with Chuck Bass’s head? It looks wonky (Just Jared)

Ebola’s latest victim! Who? (Pop Sugar)

What is Xena doing? What is Xena wearing? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Liev Schreiber: the anti-Brange? (INO)

What to eat to make a Chosen One (Cele|bitchy)

Who does Jennifer Aniston have on stand-by? Ew! (Webster’s is my bitch)

Staying with a plastic surgeon pays off! (IDLYITW)

Matthew > Michael Phelps (A Socialite's Life)

Help me understand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 09:09:08 February 4, 2009 09:09:08

In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. But this dude. Full Story

Ambush at the Grammys?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:53:16 February 4, 2009 07:53:16

Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this weekend while they’re in New York for the Grammys – process servers lurking in every corner waiting to pounce while cameras roll. Full Story

Robo Flamenco!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:20:33 February 4, 2009 07:20:33

Sorta. The GMD and KatE on the carpet at the Valkyrie premiere in Rio last night. As you can see, Katie busted out of her neutrals for a change working her red lips for an attempt at vavavoom that fell totally flat. No pun intended. It’s not that she has no curves, it’s just that she oozes androgyny. Full Story

Meet Minx!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 07:02:07 February 4, 2009 07:02:07

You know him better as Jude Law who is so pretty, he was a lock for the role. To me he looks like Josh Todd from Buckcherry…do you see it? Anyway, Jude’s Minx is for a new movie called Rage. Jude plays a tranny supermodel living in New York, at the centre of a fashion murder mystery, co-starring Dame Judi Dench. Full Story

Pink Panther and the most beautiful

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:47:00 February 4, 2009 06:47:00

Aishwarya Rai, widely considered the most beautiful woman in the world, last night in New York at the premiere of Pink Panther 2 in which she plays herself: regal and elegant, ridiculously goodlooking, it’s just too bad the movie, well, it’s hardly a surprise, but apparently the movie licks. Full Story

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A Knight created a Wizard

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 4, 2009 06:35:00 February 4, 2009 06:35:00

Speaking of deranged – Twihards are foaming at the mouth today in defence of their Supreme Leader Stephenie Meyer after Stephen King said she sucks. Heh. King was addressing Full Story