November 30, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 30, 2009 07:06:25 November 30, 2009 07:06:25

Happy Birthday Theresa from your “life partner” G who is looking forward to that long awaited reunion in Vancouver. Have heard you’ve had a rough a year. Starting your 30s at home, with G, will be a major improvement. I know it. Happy Birthday Alana from Cheryl. Yours in FNL love. To Katie – Happy belated Birthday from Gillian in Ireland who is proud of you about the apartment and misses you so much. Full Story

Friday, November 27, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I have no idea what’s happening on General Hospital. Conversations about nothing seem to last for 12 days. Which is why I watch on fast forward until James Franco comes on. He’s, like, a really good soap opera kisser.  Read Full Intro

James Franco: soap opera kissing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 14:28:55 November 27, 2009 14:28:55

It’s so good I actually get shy watching. You know what that’s like? How you know it’s not real because it’s on the tv but it feels real and if you’re crazy enough it might even feel real enough to believe it could be you? Yeah I feel shy when James Franco soap opera kisses. Full Story

Coincidence or conspiracy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 12:56:29 November 27, 2009 12:56:29

Tiger Woods is fine. He’s been released from hospital. CNN reports that the mayor of Windermere, Florida has confirmed he was treated for facial lacerations. Let’s break down the timeline, shall we? So the National Enquirer breaks the story that Tiger is allegedly cheating on his wife with some budget ass skank – click here Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 10:10:00 November 27, 2009 10:10:00

Tiger Woods loves sexting (Dlisted)

The Fug Girls rag on punk ass poseur Avril Lavigne. True that. (Go Fug Yourself)

Now the blonde just makes her look old (Hollywood Tuna)

Gabby is attacked (Popeater)

Rihanna loves spikes (Just Jared)

Douchebag tops the charts (Pop Sugar)

Starving Hills twat doling out food (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

The Madonna-sponsored Jesus tour (ASL)

Yes. Snoop > The Mighty Opes (INO)

Leo goes back to Bar (Cele|bitchy)

Stay Down

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:50:07 November 27, 2009 08:50:07

I’m tired of telling her to sit DOWN. Every time she opens her mouth she’s asking for a sit DOWN. At this point it’s become STAY DOWN. And since she’s starved her Shelf Ass away, maybe that should be her new name. STAY DOWN Jessica Biel. It’s a new interview with The Independent Full Story

Crusty Spittle

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 08:10:20 November 27, 2009 08:10:20

Spittle Gerard Butler was partying at The Groucho Club in London last night with Natalie Imbruglia and Kimberly Stewart, surrounded by paps when they left. Spittle had a short fuse as he was followed by a few embarrassing female fans who were getting lippy with him. According to the paps, the girls were so annoying that Spittle ended up snapping at them: “You know what, you go to get a f-cking life, is that what you’re about?” Maybe it wasn’t the most gracious thing to say but really… if you’re shaming yourself and giggling drunk ass around town in the middle of the night over Spittle Gerry, you’re asking for a bitchslap. Full Story

November 27, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 27, 2009 07:23:47 November 27, 2009 07:23:47

Happy Birthday Tina W from your husband Bob who says it’ll get better soon and that he loves you LOTS. Happy 24th Birthday to Nicola’s sister who is celebrating with a teen themed birthday party and New Moon is the centerpiece. Loved the message you sent to your friends. Yes, do drink your tits off to make the cheese bearable, and congratulations on the apartment with Mary. Full Story

Thursday, November 26, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Lists. They always make lists at the end of the year. I keep forgetting it’s the end of the year AND the end of a decade. So now there are even more lists. Top songs of the 00s. 100 most entertaining moments of the 00s. Best books of the 00s.  Read Full Intro