Not good enough for Dano

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 09:58:00 February 25, 2009 09:58:00

How will Katie Holmes stack up against Paul Dano? He’s too good for her. Katie is in New York shooting a new movie called The Extra Man costarring Dano and Kevin Kline. Dano could sleep through a scene and still send her back to Dawson’s Creek. This is why we’re playing Photo Assumption: Doesn’t Paul look impatient? Almost insulted that he’s gone from Alan Arkin and Daniel Day Lewis to … KatE Holmes? Love Paul Dano. Full Story

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Cowtown KFed Jr

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 09:25:19 February 25, 2009 09:25:19

Dear Calgary, I love you. I love the people. I love the spirit. I bleed Maple Leaf blue & white but I ADORE your Jarome Iginla. So this message then is out of love. Calgary – are you so hard up for celebrities, even the pseudo ones, that you’d lower yourselves to broadcasting a golddigger and the mutt he married for the sake of saying there was a star in your building? Come on Calgary… you are better than that. Full Story

Vagina Virgin style

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 08:45:53 February 25, 2009 08:45:53

Please explain this to me. I realise it’s been a long time since I was 20. Even though it feels like it was just last week, I know that 20 is far, far away. But still… It’s not that far away. I’d like to think some things don’t change so drastically. I’d like to think that what I think of what Joe Jonas is wearing is pretty universal, no matter how long ago 20 actually was. Full Story

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Lilo & Sam hand in hand

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 08:05:46 February 25, 2009 08:05:46

Surprise. Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson photographed holding hands leaving a restaurant last night after a gig. Five minutes later Lilo was probably thrashing against the car window, set off by some kind of imaginary drama. As I’ve already told you, this is what it’s like with her. Life is one long series of meltdowns followed by short periods of lucidity leading to more attention seeking histrionics. Full Story

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Check on your costar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 07:27:13 February 25, 2009 07:27:13

Kristen Stewart arrived in Tokyo today in advance of the Twilight Japanese premiere this week. Right off the plane, her bitch must be bitchier than usual. This could come in handy. Perhaps she’s already torn a strip off her costar Robert Pattinson for bringing Ebola into the equation. KStew would totally tell Ebola to f-ck off. Full Story

Empire Bale

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 07:15:37 February 25, 2009 07:15:37

Christian Bale in an Empire promo shot building hype around the upcoming Terminator Salvation which will go robot to robot against Transformers for summer box office supremacy. You likey? That tape scandal seems to have simmered down though for many, it has permanently tainted goodwill towards Christian, and deservedly so. Full Story

February 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 25, 2009 07:03:00 February 25, 2009 07:03:00

Happy 20th Birthday to Erica in Melbourne! How does it feel not being a teenager anymore? To Reena G – Happy 26th Birthday! It’s an honour for me to wish you an amazing year ahead! Also… If you’ve sent a shout out and I haven’t posted it – I apologise! My inbox is stupid. Full Story

Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Just a few articles to round out the Oscar wrap-up including best and worst dressed before moving on to new smut including a Porny setback and Amanda Seyfried and Lilo too. Oh yeah, and for you screamers, new Pattinson photos.

As for the poll today – I declared it a victory for Jen & John over the Brange this weekend. Judging from your emails, it’s a contentious debate. Thoughts? Vote!

It’s Tuesday – am blogging all day, then hitting the casino tonight. Our Book Club is celebrating 6 years. We’re gambling! Happy Anniversary girls!

Have you caught up on all weekend smut including Spirit Awards and full Oscar fashion? Scroll down, VIEW MORE ARTICLES, make sure you don’t miss a thing. I was wordy this weekend.

Oscar regrets? Just one.

Here’s when the Canadian girl comes out. A Canadian girl from Toronto.

Saturday night – the Canucks at the Leafs and Mats Sundin’s return to the Air Canada Centre and it obviously wasn’t available on tv in LA. Watching it back on PVR just wasn’t the same. And my friend Jody was there. SO jealous. At the morning skate he came out of the visitor’s dressing room and got lost…because of course he’s never hit the ice from that direction. Sob!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Many thanks to Herbal Essences for sponsoring our Oscar coverage! Click here to go directly to all Oscar articles including more of this season’s hair triumphs and disasters, or here for yesterday’s Oscar coverage only.

PPS. Karmic Cuckold is not about Sean and Robin. Also, apparently he told Access Hollywood that they had previously agreed he wouldn’t mention her in his acceptance speech if he won. She knew about it in advance.

Still…he could have been a little warmer when she was kissy facing him, non?

PPPS. The GMD on Oscar night? Not in town. But he did manage a small spot on Kimmel. Funny Tom Cruise > Action Star Tom Cruise. These are the scripts he should be looking for.

Tom Cruise post Oscar Kimmel

Stephenie Meyer > Victoria Beckham

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 16:55:00 February 24, 2009 16:55:00

Anna Wintour is really, really, REALLY sticking it to Victoria Beckham, oh la. Anna Wintour also might just be losing her f-cking edge. Either that or the economic crisis is putting a serious cramp on her styling. First – about Shelf Ass Jessica Biel. You saw what she wore to the Oscars. You saw that napkin. Full Story

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Tell John Mayer…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 24, 2009 13:47:07 February 24, 2009 13:47:07

That Megan Fox is single. Because she is totally his type. This is after all a dude who used to admit to racking up thousands and thousands and thousands of dollars on internet porn and phone sex. Something tells me Jennifer Aniston isn’t exactly the go-to beat off inspiration for those seeking stimulation along those avenues. Full Story