Well, it’s not Vogue…but Victoria Beckham has landed herself another high profile magazine cover. Which means she’s probably given up on Anna Wintour, at least for another few months. Anna would never feature Posh so close after Harper’s Bazaar. Anna might not ever feature Posh… period. Full Story
If this makes you sad, Marley & Me will DEVASTATE you (Dlisted)
Dumb twat on her honeymoon (Hollywood Tuna)
Would you buy Fergie footwear? (Just Jared)
Jonas Brothers hate old ladies (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Jen lights up for John (Pop Sugar)
Sasha Fierce has more money than Pippy! (INO)
MK’s crushed velvet blazer (Candy Kirby)
Scarjo’s florals…yes or no? (Webster’s is my Bitch)
Revenge of the sex slave (IDLYITW)
Gerard Butler took his spittle mouth to the opening of the Avakian boutique in Beverly Hills last night, happily outnumbered by the ladies. Which might explain the smarmy expression all over his face. Sorry. I know I’m only attracted to infants these days – cute little actors who do not cross the Gay Math threshold – but it doesn’t mean I’m not down with the grown men. Full Story
Self promotion > child safety… After all, if Granny Freeze had had Sunday Rose in a car seat, the paps would not have been able to pull off such a good shot. And above all things, Nicole Kidman must be seen as a doting mother, a woman transformed by her beautiful little girl. Which is why no one has bothered to call her out on it. Full Story
Scott Speedman has buzzed it all off, seen yesterday on the set of a new movie called Funny People. It works on him, his hair is thick enough, but I l prefer it the way it was when I saw him in Cannes in May – suits his personality. Like a major stoner. Our interview with him was right after I broke my arm and I was still wearing my ugly Velcro sling. Full Story
It’s the movie that started it all. Kate Hudson and Owen Wilson, a relationship supposedly closely overlapping the end of her marriage to Chris Robinson. A relationship full of ups and downs, she left him for Dax Shepherd; allegedly leading to his suicide attempt, followed by a reconciliation 9 months later, only to ultimately end yet again in separation. Full Story
After a whirlwind week, Britney is back in LA and was the not so surprise guest at the Light of Angels Holiday Tree lighting ceremony yesterday. As you can see, she put on her fake Disney smile and guffawed when she thought she was supposed to. I think I hate that fake guffaw more than that fake smile. Full Story
Last night in London, at the home of some obscenely wealthy investment dude and his socialite wife, a star studded party with a £10,000 entrance fee in support of Darfur victims spearheaded by George Clooney attracted the likes of Bono, Guy Ritchie, Trudie Styler, Cindy Crawford, Matt Damon, Scarlett Johansson, Eva Mendes…and more… for a reported total raised of £10million. Full Story
Happy 18th Birthday Dani Emma! Hope you make it to Europe this year! Love from mom and Trenton. To Jennifer aka karaokegirl – Happy Birthday! From Andrew, Christine, and Mike. Haven’t karaoked in ages…will we one day? To Vic turning almost 30 on Sunday – Happy Birthday! All your girls in Vancouver send their best and can’t wait to see you at the Annual Holiday Gift Exchange/Wine Marathon! And finally… Tomorrow marks the 19th anniversary of the Montreal Massacre. Full Story
Kinda worried about my Mimi Cheese Toe. It wasn’t effortless last night on the Grammy nominations show, was it? No not at all. In fact, it seems like she’ll have to recover for a week from singing just one song. Even her teddy bear toss, which was the best part of her 2 and a half minute appearance, seemed decidedly less Mimi than expected….
Is something wrong with Mimi? Is Mimi maxed out? Or is a mini Mimi tiring out her cheese?
Grammy nominees: yay Adele! And Radiohead! And Michael Cera and Ellen Page!!!
Ugh for the overrated Coldplay. Like, I can’t wait for Chris Martin to screech his way through their live performance.
It’s Thursday – and the GMD’s white wedges came out to play!
Yours in gossip,
Mariah Carey Grammy nominations show