Red dress, grey hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 08:05:13 April 6, 2009 08:05:13

LOVE Taylor Swift. Love that Taylor Swift won. Hate that Taylor Swift looked like this. Hurts me that she looked like this. Taylor chose red for the carpet. Horrible beauty pageant red. She’s ancient in beauty pageant red. Even her hair is ancient in beauty pageant red. Grey hair! On Taylor Swift! Because of this ugly red dress – she’s too young, she’s too cute, she’s too lively for this poorly chosen red dress! On stage it was short and blue and cowboy boots. Full Story

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Queen of Country changes 10 times

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:44:37 April 6, 2009 07:44:37

Maybe not quite 10 times. But a LOT of times. And every time it sucked. Every dress sucked. One shoulder, pale pink, and shapeless on the carpet, cheap girl at the mall in white on stage and backstage, Miss America wine coloured and barefoot during her performance… It’s astonishing how badly she dresses. Full Story

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Look at Granny’s ass!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 07:11:51 April 6, 2009 07:11:51

She wants you to! Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban made a display of their love, and her posterior, last night at the ACM Awards in Vegas, totally working the red carpet Tom & Katie styles – long appreciate gazes, gratuitous use of the word “amazing”, and yes… Their very own version of The Presentation, countrified. Full Story

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ACM fussy bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:37:13 April 6, 2009 06:37:13

Last night at the Academy of Country Music Awards, Tim McGraw was scheduled to perform but bailed at the 11th hour over what was called by his publicists a “major disagreement” with the show’s producers. Ew.com is reporting Full Story

One step closer…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:31:07 April 6, 2009 06:31:07

To rock bottom? It’s over – again – between Samantha Ronson and Lindsay Lohan and this time Sam has made it public, finally tiring of the endless drama. OK! Magazine is reporting that Friday night, Ronson was booked at a party to promote her sister’s clothing line with JC Penney. Full Story

April 6, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 6, 2009 06:25:17 April 6, 2009 06:25:17

Happy Birthday Cathy Mc! Thank you SO much for so many recruits including your friend Irene! For Amanda K @ LL - RP is sorry he couldn't support you in your artistic endeavours last weekend, but he is sending a smutty shout out to make up for it. If only the play would at 'sundry times publickely [sic] acted. Full Story

Friday, April 3, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Nothing to add on the Madonna adoption situation except to say that the whole process this week and the circus surrounding the story, all of it seems decidedly sad smuttish. Makes me uncomfortable.

Would you mind if we gossiped about something else? Especially on a day when there is so much else to gossip about?

Plus…

More amazingness from Karl to celebrate Friday. New articles all day.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Banned Band is not about Kings of Leon. What!?!? Kings of Leon is listenable!

PPS. Want to Carry The Flame? In less than a year, all eyes will be on Canada, on Vancouver, at the 2010 Olympic Games. iCoke.ca is running a contest – YOU could be a torchbearer. Don’t lie – you’re already planning your outfit! Click here for more information.

Ask Karl

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 14:00:00 April 3, 2009 14:00:00

Thanks to Yumi for sending this along… It’s the best thing I’ve EVER read. In. My. Life. Harper’s Bazaar. An “Ask Karl” feature. And don’t say to me – Karl who? You KNOW Karl. I don’t want to know you if you don’t know Karl. So anyway, the magazine poses fashion questions and Karl writes his replies. Full Story

At the beginning…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 13:48:00 April 3, 2009 13:48:00

There was Guiding Light. For many of them… Including Oscar winners Christopher Walken and Mira Sorvino, nominee Ruby Dee, Calista Flockhart, Hayden Panettiere, and also Kevin Bacon in a rather hot kinda homoerotic scene, all of them at the beginning of their careers made appearances on Guiding Light. Full Story

Saving it up for Violet

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 12:48:21 April 3, 2009 12:48:21

Explains why Taupe Jennifer Garner is so taupe. Turns out she was storing. Saving up everything interesting, all personality and charisma, for her daughter Violet. Violet is not Taupe. Even from the pictures you can see it: Violet is spicy. Violet is my favourite. Have always said that Violet is my favourite. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at April 3, 2009 11:54:00 April 3, 2009 11:54:00

This or Pilot Inspektor? (Dlisted)

Is it naïve to believe she’s had no work done? (Hollywood Tuna)

Getting hugged by random men (Just Jared)

Sun shining on Johnny Depp (Pop Sugar)

Stripper Spice (Drunken Stepfather site Not Safe For Work)

Um. Her Pants. Discuss. (INO)

Reese supports Joaquin, loves fried chicken (Cele|bitchy)

Where’s Porny? In a bikini! (A Socialite’s Life)

Spencer Pratt’s scripted scrap (PopEater)

Footballer bitchface (Kickette)