Sienna Miller arrived in LA yesterday afternoon and, what did you expect?, headed straight for a party, seen here at the Grey Goose event last night with Dev Patel. Are you worried? Our sweet young Dev corrupted by Sienna? He’s not married. She’s not interested. You shouldn’t worry. Full Story
Happy Birthday to my baby sis Mel living across the pond -- though distance may separate us, we remain united in smut! Love Tracey To Nelia – Happy 40th Birthday from your bitches! Have fun at the Cougar Crawl on Saturday night! Happy 34th Birthday Krista! Wishing you plenty of topless Riggins dreams this year! From your favourite smut-hounds. Full Story
I am a suspicious bitch. And if yesterday was any indication, the next few days will be rough. First I was too busy cranking out on my blackberry in the cab on the way from the airport to notice that he was taking the long route. By the time we ended up at the hotel, I paid $75 for a ride that normally costs $50. F-cker.
Then while unpacking I realised I’d forgotten all my makeup. ALL OF IT. Everything. Including CONCEALER! Because I have that giant pimple, right? Oh and by the way, upon closer obsessive inspection (thank you for all your zit zapping suggestions!), I’ve realised that said monster pimple is actually two monster pimples clustered together… like Ebola and her sister Nicky Hilton. Sibling diseases infesting my face. Great.
Finally, in addition to not packing makeup, I also discovered after changing into gym clothes for a quick pound on the treadmill, that – UGH!!!! – I’d also left behind my trainers! Now I’m making do with $50 Asics from the Discount Show Warehouse that will probably f-ck up my knees.
How to deal?
The Chelsea Handler way: Vodka.
It was wall to wall celebrities last night at the signature pre-Oscar week Grey Goose party. Last year Madonna showed up while Drew Barrymore was celebrating her birthday with Cameron Diaz and Javier Bardem. This year, Grey Goose kicked off three days of star decadence at the newly opened Cecconi’s with a very strong star turnout that included… Robert Pattinson. More on that later. The Brit Awards first. Yes ladies and cougars, I’m making you wait. He did look clean though. Does that help?
Thursday – am blogging all day between shoots. Check late posts from yesterday!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Many of you expressed sadness about Mickey Rourke’s Ebola Paris Hilton infection resulting in the loss of Loki and the possible loss of Oscar on Sunday. Perhaps however there’s another way to interpret Loki’s death. What if Loki’s passing was the ultimate sacrifice? Marcus my sh-t eating beagle is too selfish, but Loki seemed loving and considerate and maybe, by laying down her own life, and it was a long, loved life, in absorbing the brunt of Ebola’s deadliness, maybe Loki gave Mickey her final gift. This is why a dog is man’s best friend.
PPS. Three sleeps until Oscar. Herbal Essences is sponsoring our coverage Monday to round out their hair trends feature. Be sure to check it out here. And have you filled out your Annual Contest ballot?
PPPS. Susan Sarandon is not cuckolding Tim Robbins.
Today at the Essence Magazine Black Women in Hollywood Awards Luncheon – Halle Berry as usual looking immortal, even though the dress might be a little Kate Beckinsale for an afternoon event. Love how Kate Beckinsale is now synonymous with Overdress. I am STILL offended by her Grammy gown. Anyway, not sure how I feel about the business going on at the back of Halle there… You like? Is it a squirrel? Anyway, also at the event, also gorgeous – Supporting Actress nominee Taraji P Henson. Full Story
It’s like they’re all turning into each other, blending, morphing, pruning… Here are Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen yesterday at the Proenza Schouler show at Fashion Week. Same kinky hair I so desire, one with fringe, one without, same dark eyes, cheekbones accentuated, and of course… MK is rocking the prune. Full Story
Everyone here in LA is buzzing about the battle royale on the red carpet on Sunday – Jen and John and the Brange at the Oscars? Perhaps John Mayer is hoaxing. Hopefully not! Academy seating plans! What to do? Anyway, thanks to Noelle for this delicious little blast from the past. A John Mayer interview with Rolling Stone Full Story
It was supposed to be a quiet night last night at the Grey Goose party – the first of three this week. Dylan and I were planning on easing into the festivities. Not quiet, no easing. We should have known when we walked in right behind Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman, inseparable all night. Sarah in person? GORGEOUS. Full Story
JailBait’s boyfriend’s bulge (Dlisted)
I keep saying this but really…she never ages (Hollywood Tuna)
Almost every night, I dream about the lead (Just Jared)
With hair like this, why would LA want to let him go? (Pop Sugar)
Kate Moss’s New York body (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Why Samro must keep spinning for Lilo (INO)
Guy sucks, Madge blamed. Fair or sexist? (Cele|bitchy)
Is this piece being wasted on Joe Jonas? (Popoholic)
This is why I have two giant pimples (The Blemish)
Who pulled a Lohan backstage at the Brits? (Holy Moly)
She modeled for Richie Rich …if you can call this modeling. I call it spraying skank. But why quibble over definitions? This is Pamela Anderson in all her Filthy Scab glory classing up the runway. Was Anna Wintour in the front row? Please, someone, send me a photo of her face! Anna can shrivel with her eyes…and there’s an abundance to hate on where the Scab is concerned, even when she’s covered up. Full Story
Coldplay performed at the War Child show last night in London so of course Gwyneth was there to support her husband wearing a killer jacket and of course a super mini to show off those Tracy Anderson legs. As you can see, GOOP is glowing, happy to have hurdled their recent marital hump. Per usual, the two were not photographed together. Full Story