The First Couple of Fail

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 11:45:10 January 27, 2009 11:45:10

There is no hate-on for Porny. Quite the opposite actually. Over time, my black ass heart has opened for Jessica Simpson out of sheer pity. She doesn’t mean unwell. She’s not poorly intentioned. But she was raised, well, you know, by a dude who freely talks about her D cups. And without friends, without girls like us, she really never had a chance to be a girl like us. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 11:18:49 January 27, 2009 11:18:49

The MiniVan hates vegetables? (Dlisted)

RiRi in a bikini! (Hollywood Tuna)

Daniel Craig: skinny jeans, new job (Just Jared)

SAG party pics! (Pop Sugar)

Would you work out to look like HER??? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

These two > Oprah (INO)

Harry has Obama fever too! (Cele|bitchy)

How often does a cokehead eat food? (The Blemish)

She only attracts the ugly ones (Holy Moly)

Are power suits hotter than swimsuits? (Popoholic)

Man Skin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 10:24:15 January 27, 2009 10:24:15

Ryan Reynolds at Vancouver airport yesterday heading out after wrapping on Wolverine. He had brunch at Sophie's Diner first. But that skin! Even he has to admire his own skin! Check him out checking himself out in the car window reflection. Maybe this explains the foundation issue? Because his natural skin is so perfect, when it gets layered with makeup it just looks extra extra pretty. Full Story

Douche tv monologue

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 09:28:29 January 27, 2009 09:28:29

You know John Mayer was That Kid, right? He was probably picked on in school, zitty, greasy, not down with the popular crowd…and has been carrying that around his whole life. So now even though he’s a famous rock star, he’s still living looking backwards – every move is a giant “f-ck you” to those who shut him down in grade 10. Full Story

Brange Family glory

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 08:12:42 January 27, 2009 08:12:42

More photos available as many agencies are now flooding the market with their Brange Family photos from Tokyo. Can you imagine the Hello Kitty crazy? Anyway, see how the Chosen One has grown! Angelina, fresh off a long flight, looks camera ready, non? Love how Knox is wearing his daddy’s cap. Full Story

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Campaign with the Holy Twins!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 07:25:00 January 27, 2009 07:25:00

Bring out the big guns when it’s crunch time, right? And Benjamin Button has a lot of ground to make up. So the Brange arrived with the kids in Tokyo today to promote the film and it’s a clear shot of not one but BOTH twins Vivienne and Knox – photos that undoubtedly will sell totalling of hundreds of thousands of dollars by the time all magazines, tv shows, newspapers, and blogs around the world have been accounted for. Full Story

George and Dad in Washington

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 06:29:15 January 27, 2009 06:29:15

After shooting scenes for the final episode of ER last week, George Clooney flew back to Washington yesterday to attend a screening for his film Good Night and Good Luck and participate in a discussion at the Newseum and the American University School of Communication moderated by his dad Nick Clooney. Full Story

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Boys can bitchface too!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 06:13:57 January 27, 2009 06:13:57

Have finally watched most of the SAG clips. Thankfully didn’t miss much. Meryl of course was delightful but for smutty tingles, the best speech of the night belonged to Sean Penn. Several reasons… First – Frank Langella’s bitchface! Angelina Jolie has kicked off an awards season trend! Only Frank’s, if you can believe it, is much worse. Full Story

You better bring it, Chris

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 06:02:14 January 27, 2009 06:02:14

I’ve bitched about this several times before - the last few Coldplay live tv performances have sounded like sh-t. More specifically Chris Martin has sounded like sh-t. So Coldplay has been confirmed for the Grammys. Yesterday however the Grammys announced that Radiohead will also be on hand for their “first live U. Full Story

Russian GMD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 27, 2009 05:54:51 January 27, 2009 05:54:51

And Xenu loves money! As mentioned several months ago, Russia has become a must-stop on the Hollywood promotional tour. There is BIG money in Russia. And Russians seem desensitised to supercheese. So here’s the GMD in Moscow at the premiere of Valkyrie last night looking all heroic and sh-t, accepting a rose from his ardent fans, continuing to work that new young waxy face. Full Story

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