Bradley Cooper Faceman in Vancouver

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 07:15:14 August 3, 2009 07:15:14

There’s a film version of The A-Team that will begin production shortly in Vancouver. Liam Neeson has been confirmed as Hannibal and Bradley Cooper will be playing Faceman. Jacek says the cool way to say this is “Face”. Ok whatever. Hannibal and “Face” were both in Vancouver last week to prep for the film. Full Story

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August 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at August 3, 2009 07:07:26 August 3, 2009 07:07:26

Happy 33rd Birthday Jeff! Congratulations on the new job and hope you had a great weekend in Montreal! Love, Alia And to Stacey M – Happy Birthday! You shouldn’t have to share James McAvoy. And no need to pretend today – these are all for you! Photos from Full Story

Friday, July 31, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Must have received several hundred emails yesterday about Jude Law’s baby mother. It is NOT Rachel McAdams’s sister Kayleen. NOT.

The story was widely disseminated by Star Magazine. And then corrected by Life & Style. When the diarrhea is more accurate than the sh-t, you know something stanks.

A model called Samantha Burke is carrying Jude’s child. TMZ reports that she’s due in October. Apparently it wasn’t, um, a very meaningful relationship although it has yielded a very extremely meaningful connection, even though Jude threw down a request for a DNA confirmation. It’s the DNA test that says everything about how much they must have meant to each other, non?

Seriously, he can’t use a condom while he’s flinging?

Anyway, in our rush to get to Whistler yesterday, I forgot to attach the link. The dirty link. More on that later.

It’s Friday. We’re in Whistler. It’s gorgeous. It’s HOT. Having so much fun and never want to leave. It’s Pride in Vancouver on Sunday. Big hugs and best wishes for a marvelous time! Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


One last thing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 13:08:24 July 31, 2009 13:08:24

Couldn’t resist. These fashion designers…they kill me. They’re ALL orange. But for Karl. It’s Mr Armani on a boat in Italy. Very tanned, very thin, very speedo. Amazing. Imagine it was your dad? Please. My mother makes my dad walk around in a beret in the winter. Little Chinese man in a beret. Full Story

Rough patch, happy ending

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 12:23:29 July 31, 2009 12:23:29

Am about to hit the links – leaving you with a new riddle for the long weekend. He’d strayed before with a civilian but she can handle a civilian. Their most recent rough patch however was a result of his affair with a gorgeous one hit wonder. Professional and personal lines all tangled up, especially since there was already some history between the two, and it was a humiliation that pushed the marriage to the brink. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 12:20:02 July 31, 2009 12:20:02

F-cking LOVE Anderson Cooper (Dlisted)

I love Scarjo’s blouse (Hollywood Tuna)

Cate the Magnificent (Just Jared)

Gwen’s gorgeous family portraits (Pop Sugar)

What would Karl say about these Tyra poses? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Seinfeld reunion! (INO)

The best use for Porny’s leopard Loub’s (Wonderwall)

Another useless blonde twats gets a book deal (The Superficial)

What it’s like to kiss LipGloss Zac Efron (PopEater)

Emile Douche poses with a limp flower (ASL)

No Tongue or Thumb for Seth

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 10:12:48 July 31, 2009 10:12:48

LOVE him. Yesterday he trashed AssTalking Heigl. Last night he was on Kimmel and told the funniest story about how he was rejected by Megan Fox. It was his first time on the show back in 2007. Same goes for Megan. And she was nervous so she came into the dressing room to ask him to stay on the couch and he said yes but when he went to greet her with a kiss… Well… You watch for yourself. Full Story

Morning Kings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 09:58:38 July 31, 2009 09:58:38

Sigh. They’re so big now. Big enough to be on The Today Show. And this is great for them. After so many years of being recognised overseas and totally neglected here, this is so great for them. But Kings of Leon on morning tv feels a little…gross? Maybe it’s just me. Am seeing them for the first time in Vancouver August 16th. Full Story

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Nikki Reed’s death wish

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 09:40:14 July 31, 2009 09:40:14

Twi-Hards already hate Nikki Reed over her friends with benefits relationship with Robert Pattinson last spring. Anything that taints the “Edward and Bella are real” fantasy immediately becomes the enemy. Her comment the other night about Pattinson’s appeal won’t help. Full Story

Ryan singled out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:36:55 July 31, 2009 08:36:55

Thanks to all of you who sent this in – the New York Times posted an article yesterday about the house in the movie The Proposal starring Sandra Bullock. The family that owns the house was profiled because, for 3 weeks, the cast and crew took over their property. Very interesting read, definitely some insight into moviemaking. Full Story

Whitewashed for Clooney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 31, 2009 08:23:15 July 31, 2009 08:23:15

I posted this article yesterday about George Clooney’s new Italian piece and a clip that a reader called Claudia sent me that allegedly shows Elisabetta getting, um, a fellatio facial. Full Story