Best Emmy Ruffles: Brooke Shields

September 22, 2008 06:25:29 Posted at September 22, 2008 06:25:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

On live tv it was spectacular. Even more so because Brooke Shields is not a weak woman. Not physically at least. Brooke is not a waif. She looks strong but not herm. Feminine but not tarty. And pretty but not frozen. Brooke Shields is younger than Nicole Kidman. Two years. Hard to believe, non? Photos from  Full Story

Worst Emmy Poppins: Heidi Klum

September 22, 2008 06:17:00 Posted at September 22, 2008 06:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

If you’re Heidi Klum, after squeezing 15 children out of that tiny body, and having it bounce back so enviously quickly, would you dress like half of Mary Poppins? This is what she wore during arrivals. She changed more times than she’s had babies but still… the dress she chose when she’d be most photographed was an Armani. Full Story

Emmy 2008 Wrap Up

September 22, 2008 06:12:00 Posted at September 22, 2008 06:12:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Aside from a few exceptions, every dress came from Tacky Town. Which is good news for us. Impossible to include every photo, every celebrity but hopefully what’s included will suffice? Especially the sucky ones? Style commentary will follow but first a few thoughts: Laura Linney is OVERDUE. When Oscar??? Ricky Gervais to host next year… with Steve Carell? Anything but those five fools. Full Story

September 22, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 22, 2008 06:09:56 Posted at September 22, 2008 06:09:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 35th Birthday Erin from your sister Big Anna. FNL forever! To Vanessa in Toronto – hope your birthday yesterday was amazing? Spaghetti Cat in Vancouver wishes she could have gifted you with Piven or RDJ naked inside a cake that you could lick from inside out… although you’d have to fight me for it first! To Brent on Vancouver Island – happy belated birthday! Jessica is so happy to have reconnected. Full Story

Friday, September 19, 2008

Dear Gossips,

For my dear friend Michelle C who stole Adrien Brody's booth. HAPPY BIRTHDAY! And a busy year ahead? Miss you.

All my sons opened on Broadway last night and the GMD was greeted by about 2 dozen protesters holding up signs.

F&cking amazing.

As you would expect, he remained undeterred, almost levitating out if his seat with excitement, assaulting everyone with enthusiasm about how “proud” he when the performance was over. Early word is that Katie is good, “holding her own” next to her more experienced co-stars. Unfortunately she looked like sh*t. Tired, spent, gaunt, looking old in old lady pants but bravely smiling as he led her to dinner afterwards, his hand gripped around hers as usual, totally the perfect couple…right?


Her face makes me sad.

And my friends make me jealous. In Toronto last night as NKOTB kicked off their tour! It was 13 all over again. A giant estrogen sing-along. The boys have been well behaved while they’re in town, with family joining them for the kick off so no late night fun in the sparkly part of the city… just yet.

Friday! Need sleep!

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,


PS. Pamela Anderson is not blowing second chances even though the Filthy Scab blows everything else.

PPS. Salma Hayek does not need anger management.

PPPS. Prince does not demand this kind of Star Treatment.

Chicken Fried Womaniser

September 19, 2008 10:46:00 Posted at September 19, 2008 10:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Her new single just leaked! Womaniser... I have no wireless and am blogging on blackberry. You likey? Click here to listen. Here's Britney out and about in Hollywood on Tuesday. Full Story

Would You Rather: Rossum or Tranny?

September 19, 2008 10:32:00 Posted at September 19, 2008 10:32:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Scary Spice Mel B is releasing a fitness video. Mel says:"For anyone with jubbily bits, I'm going to tighten you up, make you laugh and enjoy your workout no matter what level of fitness you are” In other words, instead of being flabby, you can be hermy. Turn your jubbily into tranny! So here's the question - and a good time to play Would You Rather: Would You Rather: Be friends with the Rossum. Full Story

AssTalk at the Emmys?

September 19, 2008 08:32:04 Posted at September 19, 2008 08:32:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

She's been pretty low profile lately, Katherine Heigl. Since sh-tting on the writers at Grey's Anatomy and pulling out of Emmy contention claiming the material was undeserving - a move that seriously backfired - the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk has quietly moved under the radar, dutifully though not enthusiastically reporting to work on the show's new season, stinging inside that Shonda Rhimes won't let her go. Full Story

Rumer's two faces

September 19, 2008 07:58:56 Posted at September 19, 2008 07:58:56
Lainey Posted by Lainey

At the Teen Vogue event last night - my Rumey rockin' her body in a hot black little number and, dare say, the best she's ever looked...depending how you look. Admit certain angles she's actually cute. But then she turns a few degress know. It's big. Some would say it's horrifyingly big. Full Story

Coldplay Quiver

September 19, 2008 07:43:26 Posted at September 19, 2008 07:43:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

In Sweden on tour – it’s always Chris Martin, the lead, who gets all the panty attention. Here he is arriving at his hotel in Stockholm. But what about Guy? Guy Berryman with his short hair… Hot quiver...Yum. And about Chris and Gwyneth – did you notice on Oprah the other day, she still only refers to him as “my husband”? He is, of course, her husband. Full Story

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