Slipping away?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 14:35:56 January 29, 2009 14:35:56

Oh Mickey Rourke… He’s still a contender for sure for Best Actor but this… this is not good. So you must have heard by now – rumours circulated that he and Evan Rachel Wood hooked up after the SAGs. That they were making out and then disappeared upstairs. Ew. Of course everyone bought it. Full Story

Hot Dad not Brad

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 13:55:05 January 29, 2009 13:55:05

True. Brad Pitt is totally hot when he’s with his kids. There were some photos a while back of him with his boys Maddox and Pax in Venice or something… adorable. But he’s not the only one. The other ones are just underrated. Let’s give some love then to Liev Schreiber. Here in LA with his firstborn – so blonde! – hanging out having a man moment while mom presumably is tending to his younger brother. Full Story

Again?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 10:11:00 January 29, 2009 10:11:00

Last October, Michelle, Duana, and I were on a coach heading from the train station to our hotel in London. By the end of that bus ride, all the other passengers probably hated us. I had my laptop open checking email and started raging at the Adrien Brody photo spread in Hello Canada. And then we all started shouting. Full Story

Gwynnie at the Grammys!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 09:35:01 January 29, 2009 09:35:01

As I first reported (sorry about the gloat) in December, amid speculation that they would divorce, my Gwyneth resolutely refused to give up on her marriage. Full Story

Hoax camouflage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 08:33:30 January 29, 2009 08:33:30

So yesterday, Entertainment Weekly, after hearing from Joaquin Phoenix sources, reported that his recent rap journey is actually an elaborate hoax to be filmed by Casey Affleck for a mockumentary about celebrity meltdowns. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 08:12:41 January 29, 2009 08:12:41

Bitches of yesterday > Bitches of today (Dlisted)

Ebola beams out her disease (Hollywood Tuna)

What the Jolie told Freida Pinto (Just Jared)

How I met your baby bumps (Pop Sugar)

Mischa resorts to front row flashing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Cammie D keeps flying (INO)

What SnapFace did on January 20th (Cele|bitchy)

Porny’s Chili strategy? (The Blemish)

30 Rock’s skinniest bitch (Popoholic)

Her latest greatest delusion (Holy Moly)

Please.Make.Him.Stop

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 07:35:58 January 29, 2009 07:35:58

Yesterday it was Scarlett Johansson vanity singing. Today, it’s that Pipsqueak Justin Timberlake vanity acting. He sat down for an interview with Katie Couric to promote the Grammys – because only HE can increase Grammy ratings! – and they discussed everything from Timbaland, to Madonna, to SNL, to Beyonce, and yes… His acting. Full Story

Two games, two goals, two teams

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 07:06:54 January 29, 2009 07:06:54

David Beckham is loving Milan. And right now Milan is loving David Beckham. He scored on the weekend and he scored again yesterday – two goals, two games, and now a controversy mounting… two teams. As you know, Becks is on loan to AC Milan from the LA Galaxy for two months. He has admitted that he’s considering staying Full Story

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What a difference…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:48:08 January 29, 2009 06:48:08

My girl Porny arriving in Virginia yesterday after a sh-tstorm this week over her body. Have always said, Jessica Simpson is at her best casual, with minimum makeup and natural(ish) hair. On these occasions, usually at airports, she is a knockout. SO pretty. Unfortunately, as a result of her low classy taste, and her dumbass hairstylist Ken Paves, the stage Jess is always too loud, too poufy, too tranny, too Porny, too high-waisted, and two belts. Full Story

Brange sateen

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:34:40 January 29, 2009 06:34:40

It’s the Brange on the red carpet in Tokyo for the Benjamin Button premiere electrifying the Hello Kitties, continuing to work it, work it, work it. As mentioned earlier, Slumdog is under attack. And Brad’s film is not. The Los Angeles Times Full Story

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January 29, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 29, 2009 06:08:00 January 29, 2009 06:08:00

Happy 35th Birthday Maureen! With love from your sister Megan. To Diane in New Jersey– Happy Birthday and thanks so much for the loyal support of this site!  Full Story