Monday, March 30, 2009

Dear Gossips,

It was a non-stop Juno weekend in Vancouver. Am barely coherent, probably not really sober, severely underslept, and must dedicate a post one day to fans of Nickelback – a new breed of amazingness I am sorry not to have discovered sooner. Please forgive typos.

Vancouver, you came through! Great job hosting, the energy at GM Place was electric, downtown was hopping all weekend, more Juno thoughts to come later…

Monday – online all day while catching up. Am sorry to be a bit behind. Rushing! Check back often! And yes, have received your emails wondering about Robert Pattinson’s weekend. Tell you about it below along with other Twilight Juno Weekend updates.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Many, many thanks to the lovely people at Leone for coming through with a coat for me on the carpet! A Cavalli. The fit, the cut, the colour… sigh. Am sad to return it!

Cheese Caffeine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:58:51 March 30, 2009 14:58:51

It’s been a slog today. Am a zombie, blogging half asleep. But then…this. An embarrassment of riches, really. First John Mayer’s double gold – shorts and smelling his man-kini – now Mimi and her man in on holiday spraying cheese all over the beach. And of course the paps were there to make sure we could enjoy. Full Story

Violence is wrong

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 14:35:11 March 30, 2009 14:35:11

Of course it is. I know this. Totally. But don’t lie. Don’t lie because I won’t believe you. You, like me, you want to punch her, don’t you? In the mouth. A punch in her beat-me mouth, I know you want to. Doesn’t mean you WILL but it doesn’t change the fact that you WANT to. Full Story

Filthy Scab touch-up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 13:34:22 March 30, 2009 13:34:22

Because that face, that face has been busted for a while. Rough and hard and nailed too many times. Can you blame the Filthy Scab for getting a touch up? A nip there, a tuck here, several shots all over… She’s DEFINITELY had some work done. And it’s not just the fringe. The eyes look especially fresh, non? Too bad you can’t face-lift a vagina. Full Story

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Thinnification of Russell Crowe

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 12:29:20 March 30, 2009 12:29:20

He’s scheduled to start shooting that Robin Hood movie soon – still no confirmation as to his role. This is Russell Crowe sneaking out of the Empire Awards last night in London looking much leaner than he has in… well… years. Be honest. He’s been portly for a while. It’s amazing how they can drop weight so quickly when it’s time to get to work. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 12:04:00 March 30, 2009 12:04:00

Do a lunge and a chest pump today in honour of this (Dlisted)

Is it just me or does she look like a man? (Hollywood Tuna)

Baby beauty-off: Nahla or the Chosen One? (Just Jared)

All the Beckhams in one place (Pop Sugar)

Fergie gets her abs back for her birthday (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

A child wants 4 children (INO)

Why KFed Jr must work (Cele|bitchy)

Check it out – Rocco has a Mohawk (ICYDK)

Wine and Mimi Cheese with a straw (A Socialite's Life)

Ambulance at the Marmont…do you believe it’s just “abdominal”? (PopEater)

Twilight Juno Weekend

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 09:54:59 March 30, 2009 09:54:59

Robert Pattinson was supposed to present at the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday. Instead, Twilight was represented by Taylor Lautner. They are trying their best to make him a star. To give Pattinson a challenge, if this is possible. Twi-hard losers seem pretty keen on the Open Mouthed One. More on him later. Full Story

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Lopez striped and fringed

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 08:51:23 March 30, 2009 08:51:23

Why do I feel so nostalgic looking at these photos of Jennifer Lopez yesterday in Japan promoting her new line of mommy handbags for Samantha Thavasa? Very If You Had My Love…with a fringe. Right? Looks amazing. At least from the thumbnails. If she sucks close up, I will revise. Anyway, JLo did not make the trip with her husband or children but did pointedly show off her ring hand preempting any possible split speculation. Full Story

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Weekend, Week Begin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 08:03:45 March 30, 2009 08:03:45

John Mayer sent us into the weekend with the sailor shorts and, bless him, he’s now pulling us back out of it by smelling his lime green mankini while performing on his cheesy boat cruise. Are you a comic or a musician? He wants to answer both. Oh he wants it so bad. I realised something the other day. Full Story

Packing light, short stay?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 30, 2009 07:46:41 March 30, 2009 07:46:41

Or maybe there’s a helper dude not in the frame who is actually pulling the big items… This is Cameron Diaz arriving in London, presumably to visit boyfriend Paul Sculfor with whom she hasn’t been seen in several weeks. Cam flew over after attending the Kids’ Choice Awards on Saturday night in LA dressed occasion-appropriately, fresh and cute and happy. Full Story

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