Michael Cera sucks

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 11:59:33 January 26, 2009 11:59:33

And there is no pleasure in saying this. Because he’s supposed to be a sweet kid…when he’s not flailing his ego about and pissing on the movie version of the tv show that made him. But it’s true. Michael Cera’s Paper Heart ate it at Sundance. Touted as one of the most highly anticipated films at the film festival, Paper Heart ended up falling flat. Full Story

Somebody and Nobody

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 11:47:20 January 26, 2009 11:47:20

Paris Fashion Week – Christian Dior. Reigning Best Actress and my girl crush Marion Cotillard arrives all subtle gorgessity, the current face of Lady Dior, with the innate French ability to capture a look that suits the moment. She is extraordinary and we must worship her. And look what the D List dragged in. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 11:10:14 January 26, 2009 11:10:14

Where the Silver Fox puts his bitch (Dlisted)

Tinfoil on her bikini and tacky in her ears (Hollywood Tuna)

Spittle is a poet (Just Jared)

Filthy Scab v2.0 (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Jason Bourne > James Bond? (Pop Sugar)

JailBait rides a stallion (A Socialite's Life)

Love the 80s. LOVE this photo shoot (INO)

Triangle showdown at the Oscars! (Cele|bitchy)

Only 39? Bullsh-t. (IDLYITW)

Her boyfriend is prettier than her dress (ICYDK)

Even her

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 10:38:24 January 26, 2009 10:38:24

As repeated too many times, my friend Michelle has a thing about sateen. It makes her crazy. Michelle is a tv producer. Sateen looks terrible on television and in photographs. So unflattering. Lumps where there are no lumps. Even Victoria Beckham. Here’s Posh arriving at LAX yesterday surprisingly underdressed by her standards. Full Story

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Posh is jealous

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 09:46:51 January 26, 2009 09:46:51

The Lohan hags were in New York this weekend shopping for the paps. Ali Lohan desperately needs a job, obviously. Lilo’s efforts at promoting her sister however were wasted because the only thing anyone can focus on coming out of these photos is her alarming thinnification. Her arms and now her legs. Full Story

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Hot Harry on a Horse no Chelsy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 08:38:49 January 26, 2009 08:38:49

Am sad. Love Harry and Chelsy. But it’s over again. For now. Word is she made the call. Tired of waiting around for him while he’s up to his shenanigans in the army, desperately hoping to move back to Africa, willing herself to focus on her own studies, her own career, Chelsy broke up with Harry even though they’re both still in love… The timing is wrong. Full Story

Porny Happy New Year!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 08:15:00 January 26, 2009 08:15:00

You know the photo. The Classic Jessica Simpson High Waisted Photo. It made our lives. It continues to make our lives. On a rainy day. If work is the sh-ts. If your mother won’t get off your ass about sending her to Vegas for her birthday… There’s Porny in her pants giving us a reason to live again. Full Story

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SAG Worst: Eva Longoria

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:59:26 January 26, 2009 07:59:26

What is the point of Eva Longoria? What is the reason for Eva Longoria? Is there a reason for Eva Longoria? I don’t understand. Like, this dress. This dress, the colour, this colour is for food. Some food colours don’t belong on a dress. This food colour doesn’t belong on this dress. Full Story

Best SAG: Evan Rachel Wood

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:55:25 January 26, 2009 07:55:25

Colour, cut, fit, shoes (SHOEs!!!)…without question, last night belonged to Evan Rachel Wood. Marilyn Manson clouds are receding… Evan Rachel Wood is re-emerging. And how. She has been perfect all awards season. Cannot wait for Oscar. As for those of you who still won’t forgive her for Dita homewreckage – I’ll argue for her: She was a child with lofty ideals and naïve underdog sympathies. Full Story

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SAG Robo Why?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:47:00 January 26, 2009 07:47:00

Katie Holmes presenting Best Actor? Why? Because she’s married to the Gay Midget Dwarf? Because her Little Sci is Hollywood’s most popular baby? Because the MiniVan Majority wants it to be? Yes, yes, and yes. At the very least then, Katie knew her role. She did not walk the carpet. But of course not. Full Story

SAG Don’t Bother: The Brange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 07:40:47 January 26, 2009 07:40:47

They were noticeably more chatty last night, right? They worked the press line separately and even stopped for E! because there was no Seacrest… not that Guiliana DeSh-ts didn’t do her best to annoy them: - Have you become a better woman/man since being with Brad Pitt/the Jolie?- What have you learned from falling for him/her? … the f-ck? Both soured. Full Story

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