Ugly Betty polar opposites

September 16, 2008 07:43:22 Posted at September 16, 2008 07:43:22
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Last night in New York – the Ugly Betty premiere brought out the show’s star America Ferrera and its most notorious guest Lindsay Lohan. As you can see, America is the very essence of health and vitality. Beautiful skin that glows and glows, luscious hair, sexy curves … she is f7cking STUNNING. Full Story

View All 12 Photos

Let this be her second last

September 16, 2008 07:17:00 Posted at September 16, 2008 07:17:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson took a break from prepping for Nine in London to attend the LA premiere of My Best Friend’s Girl, hopefully her second last in a series of same comedies she’s been making for, oh, maybe the last 5 years? There is still Bride Wars to come alongside Anne Hathaway and then, hopefully, she’ll stop being the female Nicolas Cage. Full Story

View All 9 Photos

Stay away from him

September 16, 2008 06:58:04 Posted at September 16, 2008 06:58:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

London does a body good. And Josh Hartnett in London is looking hotter and hotter and hotter. Damn. Here he is last night leaving Bungalow 8 – beautiful, stylish, great new hair cut, well fit jeans… and a taste of Mischa Barton? Ugh. She has no job. She now has no boyfriend. She has no prospects on either front, she’s taken to London for fashion week and last night tried desperately to catch Josh’s eye. Full Story

Monday, September 15, 2008

Dear Gossips,

I would have babies for Tina Fey. Only Tina Fey. If Tina Fey asked, I would warm up the unwarmable, my baby-hating inhospitable womb, and sacrifice my freedom. In a second I would.

Because Tina Fey is …everything.

Tina Fey on Saturday Night Live as Sarah Palin, did you see? That f&cking accent made my life. And then when she started Palin-posing in the middle of Hillary’s diatribe, forget Shiloh… there is a new god. Her name is Tina Fey.

Tina and Amy Poehler together. We need more, non?

Michael Phelps on the other hand… hosting SNL = Olympic-sized Fail. Michael Phelps is not Peyton Manning.

And in Toronto, there was nothing else on Friday night but Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson at Ultra Supper Club. The two headlined the biggest party in the history of Ultra which had already boasted some marquee events throughout the festival, none of them generating more hype and more intrigue and more fan frenzy than Lilo herself. More on that later.

Monday – am home, am blogging all day, regular blogging schedule, check back often.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Nicole Richie is not under anger management.

PPS. Jennifer Aniston is not blowing second chances. Neither is Daryl Hannah.

PPPS. Here in Canada it is also an election year. But did you know that less than 25 per cent of young adults under 25 are turning out to vote at any given time? The cool kids under 25 would rather watch The Hills? D250: Make Your Mark is trying to reverse this trend, promoting youth involvement in community initiatives and encouraging youth engagement in the social and political arena.

On Saturday September 27th, Hedley will headline the D250 Rockin’ in the Free World concert in Halifax. Click here for more information. Jacob Hoggard is a sexy beast.

Never stand in front

September 15, 2008 15:22:46 Posted at September 15, 2008 15:22:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or risk instant divorce. Must have been part of the prenup. Nick Cannon accompanied his wife to the screening of her movie Tennessee on Friday night and spent the entire evening making sure never to stand in front of her. Hovering always just behind her, holding her hand or her waist, presenting her as his queen, Nick adheres to his marital obligations with a smile… And why not? Making Mimi happy is a privilege. Full Story

Brenda vs Ebola

September 15, 2008 13:51:40 Posted at September 15, 2008 13:51:40
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s easy to forget this feud, especially since Ebola Hilton has feuded with everyone but back in the day, she and Shannen Doherty scrapped it out over – ew! – Rick Salomon. Do you remember? Shannen was married to Rick just before the sex tape with Ebola broke out. No one knows exactly the timeline when that sh*t went down but suffice to say, they overlapped in Rick’s bed and given Shannen’s mean streak and Ebola’s wickedness, the smut spilled over onto a red carpet, resulting in a supposed throw down at a party after Ebola allegedly kept crank calling Shannen, telling her that Rick didn’t want her anymore, and boasting that she’d bagged her man. Full Story

Josh & Diane in love in NYC

September 15, 2008 11:07:23 Posted at September 15, 2008 11:07:23
Lainey Posted by Lainey

A few of you are still mad at Joshua Jackson for missing TIFF because he lost his passport positing that it was a sucky thing for him to do, to be so irresponsible, to let down his director, his costars, in failing to hype the film and disappointing fans in the process. Absolutely it was a bonehead mistake. Full Story

JailBait’s older man

September 15, 2008 10:35:26 Posted at September 15, 2008 10:35:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Miley and her mouth were spotted yesterday leaving church with the boy presumed to be her new man Justin Gaston. Of course he’s wearing a cross around his neck. And a beater tank. To church! My old school Polish in laws would have something to say about that. These are people who think plastic cutlery is low classy and always dress for dinner, even when it’s an impromptu gathering. Full Story

Vagina Virgins?

September 15, 2008 09:23:00 Posted at September 15, 2008 09:23:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The Jonas Brothers at the Disney’s City of Hope Benefit Concert at Universal Studios yesterday proudly showing off their much talked about purity rings. Duana and I on Skype just 5 minutes ago… Me: Those Jonas Brothers purity rings – will they stay virgins? Du: What kind of virgins? Like vagina virgins? Um…yeah… because they’re gay?!?! Then there’s Michelle. Full Story

The New Brenda is a Brenda?

September 15, 2008 08:35:00 Posted at September 15, 2008 08:35:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Or is this is a publicity stunt? Curious item in Page Six today - apparently Shenae Grimes, being groomed to take over as the new Shannen Doherty, is quickly following in her mentor’s footsteps. Full Story