A reason to get pregnant?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 07:16:15 March 24, 2009 07:16:15

A reader called Sabrina wrote to me yesterday suggesting this might be a reason to thaw out my womb – Nicole Richie, on the heels of the success of her jewellery which sold out in pre-order, has announced she’s launching a maternity line… The good news is that it’s not just maternity. Full Story

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Now it’s Guy & Geri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 06:57:59 March 24, 2009 06:57:59

Last week I thought Guy & Elle were the best named couple ever… this week it’s Guy & Geri. Fickle, yes. But so are they. Geri Halliwell is newly single having ditched her super rich fiancé claiming she’s not the marrying type. As such, Geri is reasserting herself on the scene. Full Story

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March 24, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 24, 2009 06:43:05 March 24, 2009 06:43:05

To Mary-Beth on her 25th (+13hrs) birthday. Your birthday may be almost over in South Korea...but it's just getting started over here. Miss you! Tara Happy 52nd Birthday Lory with so much love from your daughters Melissa and Rita who say you are the best mom ever and are so appreciative of everything you’ve done for them. Full Story

Monday, March 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Why does Nicolas Cage keep making the same movie over and over again? Because people will keep seeing it over and over again. Ugh.

The good news about this weekend’s box office? Paul Rudd is finally a star. I Love You, Man delivered. And should keep delivering on word of mouth. As for Julia Roberts and Duplicity - it’s a film that requires attention commitment and appreciation for dialogue, skills that are quickly becoming extinct. Perhaps the same is true of the Real Movie Star. Meanwhile, more and more people are watching Dancing with the Sh-ts. Cheers to the death of good taste.

And on that uplifting note…

It’s Monday, am blogging all day, check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Smack no kids is not Enrique Iglesias and Anna Kournikova. Also not Fergie and Josh though give it a few years, probably not impossible.

The best McDreamy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:47:34 March 23, 2009 16:47:34

He was never my quiver even at the height of Grey’s Anatomy. But I know he was/is for many of you. I’ve interviewed Patrick Dempsey – am happy to tell you in person he’s even more charming. Truly lovely. And sexy too but not in a skeevy way either. It’s just… hard not see his wife’s bitch face, you know? Here are my favourite photos of Patrick Dempsey, ever. Full Story

Twitter for some, not for others

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 16:22:24 March 23, 2009 16:22:24

Ashton Kutcher posted this photo of his wife Demi Moore in her skivvies on his Twitter the other day. This coming from a couple that regularly protests what they call the intrusiveness of the paps and the tabloids into their lives. Then again, you know celebrities, they excel at hypocrisy. And Ashton loves Twitter. Full Story

Cheating = Ratings

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 12:44:18 March 23, 2009 12:44:18

The MiniVan loves scandal. The MiniVan supports scandal. Would the MiniVan have tuned in in record numbers to watch LeAnn Rimes’s Movie of the Week with Eddie Cibrian if Us Weekly hadn’t broken the story about their affair just days before the telecast? Coincidence or conspiracy? Northern Lights is now officially Lifetime’s most watched Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 12:25:00 March 23, 2009 12:25:00

Some women will f-ck anything (Dlisted)

Dark Scarlett Vogue Paris (Hollywood Tuna)

The Baster vs The Brange in NYC! (Just Jared)

The only dude in the world who looks good in a beater tank (Pop Sugar)

Chicken Fried for Tribe (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Sequined butterfly still can’t cover her ghetto tits (INO)

Marriage doesn’t ruin relationships, but Mischa Barton ruined my elbow (Cele|bitchy)

UGH! Just give her a job!!! (IDLYITW)

Everybody’s buying her baubles (ICYDK)

The perfect store to buy Porny (A Socialite's Life)

Her Madgesty: cheap and cruel?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 10:44:50 March 23, 2009 10:44:50

Stories originating out of the UK re: Madonna have to be taken with a grain of salt. They are unabashedly pro-Guy. This one however, despite my loyalty towards the Madge, seems totally believable. Madonna keeps a nanny to tend exclusively to Baby David Banda. The nanny has tendered her resignation but was booted before the notice date as M was supposedly furious that the nanny wants to leave. Full Story

Elvis Del Toro

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 23, 2009 08:55:46 March 23, 2009 08:55:46

Right? Benicio Del Toro has been idle for some time now. And… um… it shows. This is Benicio the other night leaving Beso after presumably a rich meal. To me it’s the cowboy boots that make it amazing. The final touch. Once upon a time he was the sex, remember? Benicio’s next film, the highly anticipated The Wolf Man was supposed to be released early April but has been pushed back until November. Full Story