SAG Awards Wrap-Up

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 26, 2009 05:33:00 January 26, 2009 05:33:00

Slumdog is sweeping everything. Like, everything. But never forget what the Academy did to Brokeback. So the SAGs happened last night. The Brange, as usual, had them screaming loudest even though Angelina decided to put everyone to sleep in her toga. But Meryl, Kate, Tina Fey…how’s that for a power lady trifecta? We’ll break down the Oscar implications in the days to come. Full Story

Friday, January 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

We were writing to each other back and forth about this last night after The Office:

Is Hilary Swank hot? Note…the key word is HOT. Like, why is this even a discussion? Because never mind hot, whether or not she’s pretty is even arguable. D says she’s pretty. Really? To me she’s not pretty. Pretty is a soft word. There is nothing soft about Hilary Swank. Perhaps you disagree. Check the poll.

It’ll be lighter today for New Year preparations. Must clean, must launder. Remember, no sweeping, no dusting, no cleaning of any kind after Sunday night til at least Wednesday. Some people don’t even wash their hair. That’s a little old school for us. I won’t wash on New Year’s day but beyond that, if it’s itchy, it’s getting washed.

Have a great weekend!

GUNG HAY FAT CHOY!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Update Saturday, 12:18pm Pacific: Hi Gossips.  Thanks for your patience with the article glitches this week.  We think we've resolved it and you should no longer be seeing the blank article pages going forward.  Please let us know if you do. - Lainey.

After all these years

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 12:48:00 January 23, 2009 12:48:00

There he is! George Clooney on the set of ER in scrubs – Doug Ross is back! And he looks great! Storyline not yet confirmed and no reports of Nurse Hathaway Julianna Margulies changing her mind and making a visit too so it sounds like for now, Dr Ross’s return is solo. And obviously he’s at the hospital. Full Story

Nobody puts Cheesy in a corner

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 11:26:47 January 23, 2009 11:26:47

Earlier this week at the inauguration, Mimi was forced to sit among the likes of Jon Bon Jovi, Mary J Blige, Alicia Keys, and Bruce Springsteen in the VIP section. This did not please the Cheese. She apparently lost her sh-t when she found out her seat was not with the First Family in between the Obama Girls. Full Story

Remember when…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 10:19:20 January 23, 2009 10:19:20

That idiot Stephenie Meyer proclaimed Robert Pattinson’s performance in Twilight worthy of an Oscar? As you know, Oscar nominations were announced yesterday. Full Story

First good move

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 09:52:04 January 23, 2009 09:52:04

In a while. Sienna Miller to Broadway in September in After Miss Julie. It’s one of only three roles in the production and it’s a very good opportunity for Sienna to do something other than date married men and stumble out of bars with married men in the middle of the night. The optics… the optics of her antics, though they may be innocent, are never interpreted in her favour. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:51:23 January 23, 2009 08:51:23

Those most desirable woman in New York (Dlisted)

Perfect mother of 3 (Hollywood Tuna)

No recession for bimbos (Just Jared)

What Lilo sees in SamRo (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Somehow the paps found them on vacation! (Pop Sugar)

LipGloss love triangle? Please (INO)

Granny Freeze on a stamp! (Cele|bitchy)

It’s war: Katie takes over Posh’s hometown (A Socialite's Life)

The boots are worse than the Bronx (Candy Kirby)

Another vote for child stardom (IDLYITW)

Chicken Fried Coachella?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:21:22 January 23, 2009 08:21:22

That’s the rumour. Britney Spears to perform at Coachella. The timing works with her tour schedule and Madonna’s done Coachella before too but… At least Madge tries to sing live. And does so for most of her shows. Britney can only lip-synch, and badly at that. Not sure if it’ll go over well with that crowd. Full Story

The Oscar Roundtable

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 08:11:54 January 23, 2009 08:11:54

Every year Newsweek puts 6 of them in a room and turns on the video. They interview each other, they discuss their “craft”, they squirm, they show off, they hide, they joke… it’s fascinating. Especially with the current crop: Frank Langella, Brad Pitt, Mickey Rourke, Sally Hawkins, Robert Downey Jr, and Anne Hathaway. Full Story

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Not moving out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:22:21 January 23, 2009 07:22:21

Last night at the opening of The American Plan on Broadway, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick out together in public for the first time since Star Magazine reported that she’d moved out of their house. Star has been all over their fragile marriage, for once seeming to get it half right last summer on a cover story about Broderick cheating on SJP…with a woman. Full Story

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Colin & Keira

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 23, 2009 07:08:00 January 23, 2009 07:08:00

Oh the smutty possibilities. The Daily Mail is reporting that Keira Knightley and Colin Farrell have just signed on to a new movie together and they will be lovers. Full Story