Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 11:12:00 June 3, 2009 11:12:00

We are surrounded by f-ckery (Dlisted)

What happens when a cute girl stands next to Marion Cotillard (Hollywood Tuna)

Where you can buy your JailBait (E! Online)

I forgot Heather Graham existed (The Superficial)

Vagina Virgin imitates Justin Timberlake (Just Jared)

Kristen Stewart looks f-cking GORGEOUS (Pop Sugar)

All she does is lick her lips (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Spencer confirms Audrina’s one night stand. And Chris Pine is still an idiot (INO)

When useless girls give ultimatums (Webster’s is my bitch)

The Mentalist and the Alba Bitch (ASL)

He’s getting papped now!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 09:28:12 June 3, 2009 09:28:12

These are not the best photos of Taylor Kitsch. The combination of beard and the way his hair is flipped out at the sides… I can’t defend it. At least he doesn’t care though. At least it’s not planned that way. But how proud are we that he’s getting papped at LAX? Yesterday, TK on his way out. Full Story

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Manslinger’s “somewhat serious”

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 08:28:17 June 3, 2009 08:28:17

My favourite quote of the week. People.com reports that a source says that Kate Hudson and that f-cking loser Alex Rodriguez are “somewhat serious…he introduced her to a bunch of his friends”. Somewhat serious? Is that like somewhat pregnant? And what is Manslinger’s definition of somewhat serious anyway? She’s always somewhat serious! Last summer she was somewhat serious with Lance Armstrong. Full Story

LipGloss Blender Legs Moist Face

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 07:54:48 June 3, 2009 07:54:48

Really? You know who you are. You out there – you find this attractive? Really? Because I keep finding new things that are UNattractive about Zac Efron. You already know about the LipGloss, my husband can’t stand his mangled looking legs, and now … why is his face always so moist and dewy. Full Story

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Hangover Prunes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 07:49:04 June 3, 2009 07:49:04

Both prunes showed up at The Hangover premiere last night in LA. It’s because Justin Bartha, Ashley Olsen’s boyfriend, is in the movie. So she and MK walked the carpet to support. See here’s the thing about the Prune Twins – super famous, obviously. But also not famewhores. They do NOT like getting papped. Full Story

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Bradley vs Bond: grey suit-off!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 07:16:15 June 3, 2009 07:16:15

Last night in London, Daniel Craig smartly dressed, hitting up an ATM in St Johns Wood. You know I’m all over him in a suit. But training for his third Bond hasn’t started. So… he’s probably not as lean as he has been. I’m just saying it looks a bit tight. Also in grey – over in LA, Bradley Cooper at the premiere of The Hangover, being hailed as this summer’s best comedy. Full Story

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Country Stalker!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:54:45 June 3, 2009 06:54:45

This story keeps getting better and better. Eddie Cibrian married a territorial bitch. I love her so much. So LeAnn Rimes and Eddie Cibrian – they made some movie of the week together and then started f-cking. Obviously a problem because she’s married to a ‘mo and he has a wife and children. Full Story

June 3, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 3, 2009 06:41:55 June 3, 2009 06:41:55

Happy Birthday Amanda H! Had such a lovely time at Baru that night. We must do again soon? Tell Ritchie to have us over! To Lisa N – Happy 40th! With love from your big sister Tari.  Full Story

Tuesday, June 2, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Was nervous for Conan O’Brien last night. He seemed more nervous than anyone else. Love Conan but did not love the debut. The timing seemed off. And the jokes… were for old people. The old people loyal to Leno. Which is The Tonight Show audience. They say Conan skews younger and that they want more hip. The first show wasn’t so hip. But it’s Conan. He’ll grow into it. With help from his famous friends.

And some GOOP!

GOOPy Thursday on The Tonight Show features my Gwyneth Paltrow who has nothing to promote and appears to be simply doing it as a favour. She’s so giving like that. John Mayer Trio will be on at the same time. Of course John wants to be friends with G. Who doesn’t?

It’s Tuesday, have a cold that won’t go away. On the plus side, am extra bitchy.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Don’t forget to vote on the Venus Embrace Look Book. So far Kelly Ripa is lagging behind…with Fergie! Not exactly the best company. New look coming Thursday.

Twilight Saga casting updates - Eclipse

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 20:19:18 June 2, 2009 20:19:18

Many of you have been asking when they’ll return to Vancouver to resume filming. Probably August, yes. BUT…there’s no confirmed date. Any reports you’ve read about an exact date in August are premature considering the schedule is still being drafted. Again – the schedule is STILL BEING DRAFTED. Full Story

How bad is it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at June 2, 2009 17:00:00 June 2, 2009 17:00:00

When you have to pose next to one of these things and you’re not in Japan? This is Wilmer Valderrama today in Vegas for who knows what, and why does it matter when he’s taking photos with a lifesize Handy Man…??? Is he poor? By our standards he’s definitely not poor. Several seasons of 70s would have earned him at least a few million and cash from syndication – he’s not regular person poor, no. Full Story