Where’s Snappy?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 08:24:16 March 26, 2009 08:24:16

Renee Zellweger last night honoured the US military at the USO of Metropolitan Washington awards dinner…and it looks like SnapFace found a solution. At least a temporary one. Is it love? Renee is in love. She’s dating Dan Abrams. And this may be the explanation for why the skin on her face for a while hasn’t threatened to snap off like overstretched clingwrap. Full Story

Dance with GOOPy!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 07:35:48 March 26, 2009 07:35:48

I used to hate Thursdays. Now Thursdays are GOOP days. GOOP days are good days – yay! Latest GOOP newsletter…very convenient. Last week it was reported that Gwyneth and her trainer, with whom she’s opening a gym in New York, couldn’t sell memberships. This week, GOOPy’s featuring a new video…starring, naturally, Tracy. Full Story

The Thinnification of Scarlett Johansson

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 07:04:55 March 26, 2009 07:04:55

Et tu Scarje? Scarlett Johansson was in London the other night at a Moet & Chandon event. She’s their new spokesperson. As you can see, she’s still on with the dark hair and the red lips but now apparently there is a weight loss objective. Scarjo turned heads with her new “very slim” frame, and was overheard talking to Thandie Newton about a “rigid diet”. Full Story

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Bey… please!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 26, 2009 06:51:45 March 26, 2009 06:51:45

Remember these photos? Taken a few weeks ago, Beyonce on the set of a new concert video in a Thierry Mugler gown – not the most flattering. We all know, B has a crazy body. But even the craziest bodies can be disrespected by poor choices. Still…she’s looked worse. Whenever her mother dresses her she looks worse. Full Story

Wednesday, March 25, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Seems like everyone is on Twitter. Especially celebrities. Jon Favreau is tweeting too and this is particularly exciting for those following Iron Man 2 because he tweets during rehearsal with RDJ and my Gwyneth and Don Cheadle. Click here to read. Apparently he’s trying to convince Gwynnie to jump on Twitter too. He also name checked GOOP for her and compliments her body. Will have to check in with Favreau to keep tabs on my best friend.

Wednesday – am online all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Smack no kids is not Josh Brolin and Diane Lane.

Granny’s ordinary life

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 16:15:42 March 25, 2009 16:15:42

Really like this set of photos. Taken a few weeks ago – Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman went to have her nails done. Looks like a decent spa, regular folks milling about. Shocking, right? You’d think she’d send for personal service at the house? Me too. So her husband decides to stop in and surprise her. Full Story

Cute workout gear is very important

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 15:02:46 March 25, 2009 15:02:46

I didn’t always think this way. I just put on whatever. I mean it’s the gym. It’s not a fashion show. And this is still true. But at the same time, a flattering pair of running pants or a tank can certainly motivate, get you working harder, and well, I don’t know what’s going on with Natalie Portman in these photos. Full Story

How to look good in a turtleneck

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 14:51:59 March 25, 2009 14:51:59

This. Is how to do it…though it’s probably not fair. To use David Beckham as an example. On the outside, he’s basically perfect. And please. Don’t tell me about the inside. Or the voice. He doesn’t have to talk to me when he’s rocking me, how many times do we have to go over this? Anyway, this is Becks making sure he doesn’t catch cold the other night during a match for AC Milan. Full Story

Crack ramblings run in the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 25, 2009 11:55:00 March 25, 2009 11:55:00

Oh the Lohans… What would we do without the Lohans? Thanks to Matthew L for sending me a link to Dina Lohan’s Twitter – it’s my favourite thing about today. She’s like John Mayer. Except her grammar is for sh-t. And she can’t function within 140 characters. So her sentences get cut off. Full Story