Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Have you seen A Colbert Christmas yet? If not, you must. Only Colbert could make Toby Keith funny. The kind of funny that stays with you for days. So you’ll be in an elevator and remember something about the show, like Jon Stewart hitting the high notes, and you’ll start giggling to yourself as your neighbours slowly inch away from you the crazy person giggling to yourself in the elevator. That funny.


Colbert makes up for the dumbassness of Heidi and Spencer. Britney’s launching her comeback and those two fools thought it’d be a good time to make a publicity play…?

Please. Enough.

Scroll down for late Monday posts including Orly, Little Sci, and Robert Pattinson.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Those haters from the Westboro Baptist Church have announced their plans to protest the Vancouver production of The Laramie Project. In response, a peaceful counter-protest celebrating love, compassion, respect, and acceptance will go down on Commercial Drive at Grandview Park on November 28th from 5-8 pm. See you there? Click here for more information.
The Laramie Project runs in Vancouver from November 26 – December 6. To buy tickets, click here. Help make this ignorance go away.

Legs at Letterman but no Vince

November 25, 2008 18:09:47 Posted at November 25, 2008 18:09:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Reese Witherspoon outside Letterman studios today for an appearance with David to promote Four Christmases in theatres tomorrow. She’s been working hard on the promotional trail, on the carpet, morning chats, magazine covers, and shouldering the responsibility for the movie, the sole face of the film thus far, even though she’s supposed to have a co-star. Full Story

Kate, Kate, Kate and the GMD watches football

November 25, 2008 16:46:00 Posted at November 25, 2008 16:46:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It is a new world. A world the GMD is not altogether familiar with. These days, the number one movie at the box office is sold at the mall. Many malls across America. These days you have to hustle. Tom Cruise hasn’t had to hustle in a very long time. But Tom Cruise must hustle now. Valkyrie is on the brink of disaster. Full Story

Merging the dogs

November 25, 2008 13:33:29 Posted at November 25, 2008 13:33:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Apparently they’re about to move in to his new New York apartment together and are tentatively doing so in LA as well. This would mean making sure her remaining dog, the one that ate her 2nd dog, killing it tragically as she was negligently in the other room, will have to live in peace with Justin’s two pooches. Full Story

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Being thankful for Paul Rudd

November 25, 2008 11:36:26 Posted at November 25, 2008 11:36:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

He’s not for my loins, but my friend Michelle and no doubt many of you have the hard quiver for Paul Rudd for a long time. Understandably so. Not for me but totally understandable. Paul Rudd is terribly underrated and ridiculously talented and sooooo funny. In a subtle way. And in a fearless way too, as evidenced by his recent naked stint on Saturday Night Live. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 25, 2008 11:19:10 Posted at November 25, 2008 11:19:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Chicken Fried Stupid still has bad taste (Dlisted)

Too much Miley makes Hayden P palatable (Hollywood Tuna)

The GMD looks 10 years younger! (Just Jared)

This crazy body is 10 years older than Granny Freeze (IDLYITW)

Ashley Olsen yells at the paps (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

How much for Harry Potter’s jeans? (INO)

Mr Spittle before he was famous (ICYDK)

Brad’s Benjamin Button building buzz (Cele|bitchy)

He should write a style book. About his pants (Pop Sugar)

Hollywood downsizing

November 25, 2008 10:30:08 Posted at November 25, 2008 10:30:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

These are tough economic times. Even Hollywood, even celebrities must downsize. And even the famed Vanity Fair Oscar party is scaling down too. It is one of the most coveted invitations of the year. And it will be even more so in 2009. Normally held at Morton’s, Graydon Carter has just announced that Vanity Fair’s Oscar party will instead take place at the new It place to be, the Sunset Tower, Jennifer Aniston’s favourite place to have dinner. Full Story

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It`s all about healthy eating

November 25, 2008 09:49:10 Posted at November 25, 2008 09:49:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

But isn’t it always? Debra Messing with her “new amazing body!” graces the cover of the new issue of Self. Inside the magazine, she discusses her frustration with the tabloids over losing her baby weight and what finally led her to finding a program that worked. Her secret? Oh just healthy eating. Full Story

Not without his Elsa

November 25, 2008 08:45:51 Posted at November 25, 2008 08:45:51
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Adrien Brody brought his Elsa Pataky with him last night to the Hollywood premiere of Cadillac Records. She’s the one who inspired him to buy that fake castle, remember? By the way, did you know that photo shoot originally printed in Spain and it was 40+ pages??? Of him in a bathtub reading a script with NO WATER IN IT? And leaning up against a tractor with his EYES CLOSED? Ugh. Full Story

Granny & Ali Lohan

November 25, 2008 08:22:08 Posted at November 25, 2008 08:22:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman – she’s like the Ali Lohan of 40 year olds. 40 going on 70. Right? This is Gran at the New York premiere of Australia last night with her husband and Hugh Jackman and even her bestie Naomi Watts showed up in support, one of those token gestures perhaps just to keep up appearances. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Nails (FIXED!)

November 25, 2008 08:05:26 Posted at November 25, 2008 08:05:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

The cover of the new issue of Rolling Stone featuring, who else?, Britney Spears, keeping the record alive: bare abs every time. But take a closer look at that nasty fake thumbnail. Really? That’s the best they could do? Sigh. She can’t get rid of the glue-ons. Because she chews. Am attaching a couple of images from inside the magazine – as you can see, especially from the side angle, that body really is the tightest it’s been in forever. Full Story