JailBait Miley Cyrus appeared on Ellen this week to promote Bolt and made everyone hate her even more. See clip below. I know. You want to slap her in the beat-me mouth, don’t you? That voice, that cackle – how many cigarettes do you have to mainline to achieve that cackle? And the low classy chair fidgeting. Full Story
The Twilight promotional tour is on a relentless roll. Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart at LAX today heading out for more publicity. Hopefully some shameless dumbasses will rush the first class cabin to ask for autographs, similar to what happened on their flight from Toronto to Los Angeles… WTF? As you can see, Kristen is joined by her boyfriend, maybe to help her deal with her awkward feelings for Rob? Or even to curb them? I forgot to mention something from my behind-the-scenes report Full Story
The GMD’s joke of a career (Dlisted)
Who’s wearing Spanx??? (Hollywood Tuna)
Porny should learn revenge lessons from Taylor Swift (Just Jared)
Star Magazine feeds the Triangle (IDLYITW)
Christina Aguilera downsizing…and not just her tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
What’s wrong with Winona Ryder???!!! (INO)
Lilo and SamRo fight over Mummy wannabe (Holy Moly)
Emo manscaper (Cele|bitchy)
Where Chace Crawford was salivating last night (Pop Sugar)
Duana and I debated every day in Paris about those Chanel tights. So amazing. So expensive. $400. Le sigh. We walked away. But these… These earrings… These are not the tights. So not the same thing. Beyonce turned up to the Gotham Magazine Gala in New York last night with these bobbing above her shoulders. Full Story
I feel like it’s been a long time since she’s propped them out. Yay! Here’s Victoria Beckham with her concrete tits in white last night after a private event at Eva Longoria’s Beso restaurant. Eva wore black to the party, as did Hayden Panettiere. But there’s never been an upstager like Posh. Full Story
Lead item in Page Six today about Gwyneth Paltrow’s exploits Miami last weekend for the Fountainebleau opening. Apparently she spent a lot of time with a billionaire called Jeff Soffer, hanging out with him at the party, and then on his yacht with Kate Hudson the next day…which probably means it’s manslinger Kate who’s screwing the rich dude and not the prissy Paltrow. Full Story
Megan Fox and her fiancé Brian Austin Green last night at the GQ event at the Chateau Marmont. Like…do you care? Said it before, will say it again. She’s an eternal Blender girl. The poor man’s Angelina Jolie. It’s crass, and I’m sorry, but Megan Fox is at best a handjob in the backseat, not even real sex from behind over the hood of the car, you know what I mean? And she can’t dress either. Full Story
Who else aside from Hugh? Daniel Craig seemed to come in close second. Perhaps the difference was that Bond would not have actively campaigned for it, nor would he have been thrilled about it either. Hugh seems to handle the fame a lot more easily than Craig. Jon Hamm’s inclusion puts him on track to take over from Clooney one day, if only more people would watch Mad Men. Full Story
Scroll down for several late day posts yesterday including exclusive Edward and Bella behind the scenes in Toronto and the ugly assness now known as Chris Klein…
I remember two years ago at TIFF, he showed up on the carpet at an event and there were girls there actually excited about being at a party with Chris Klein, whipping out their digital cameras, trying to get into VIP. Of course they were Woo-Girls, a subject featured hilariously on last night’s How I Met Your Mother. Click here for the clip.
What’s worse: a Woo-Girl or a Twilight freak?
Tuesday – new posts throughout the day.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Herro Tanya! Much love to my friend and colleague Tanya Kim, host of eTalk who is heading to Zambia on Thursday to represent Care Canada and to launch the I Am Powerful campaign. “I Am Powerful acknowledges that women are key agents of change and are at the heart of global poverty eradication efforts, forming 70% of CARE's beneficiaries around the world. Yet despite this reality, these women are often depicted as being victims to their fate; as being powerless. I AM POWERFUL is focused on conveying positive images of strength and determination, giving the Canadian public the knowledge that women in the developing world are in fact forces in the fight to end poverty.”
You’re a better person than me, TK. Have the best time ever!