Friday, May 8, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for sharing your NHL Playoff Freebie Five lists. Have received many emails arguing on behalf of Sidney Crosby. Ummmm…no…not for me. But Hello! Canada is naming Canada’s 50 Most Beautiful and the Kid made the list. So did Sheldon Souray. Hmmm yes. Totally agree about Sheldon Souray.

It’s Friday. The vodka is blogging and haven’t slept …much. Please forgive typos. The Outcast review is complete (check LaineyBooks) and Shelfy sucks again. Also…

Heads up Twi-hards: who’s covering his face? More on that later.

Have a great weekend!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Give kids a chance to dream! The SOS Children’s Village Run is happening on May 30th at the Richmond Olympic Oval with proceeds benefitting SOS Children’s Village BC in support of community based family services to improve and sustain the quality of life for children and youth in foster care. Click here to pre-register!

View from my room

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 16:07:00 May 8, 2009 16:07:00

Not that anyone comes to Vegas for the room view, but mine is particularly horrendous. This is who I woke up to. Have a great weekend!    Full Story

JT Night Live

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 14:04:00 May 8, 2009 14:04:00

It’s tomorrow. And since Monday night he’s been hunkered down with the writers, trying to meet the hype. Justin Timberlake has distinguished himself as one of the best SNL hosts in recent memory with many conceding that he’d be an excellent addition to the cast. In many ways, it’s JT’s performance on SNL that has earned him the street cred, among men, that his music was never able to achieve. Full Story

Pillpopper backtrack

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 11:35:32 May 8, 2009 11:35:32

Earlier this week, Paula Abdul made headlines for an interview with Ladies Home Journal during which she allegedly admitted, finally, to being addicted to prescription pills for chronic back pain and had to detox in rehab – revealing she could have killed herself the withdrawal sucked so hard. Needless to say, it came as no surprise. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 11:02:32 May 8, 2009 11:02:32

See? This is what douchebags wear (Dlisted)

Ew! Is she here? (Hollywood Tuna)

My loins just exploded (Just Jared)

Beefcake bloodsucker cheese (Pop Sugar)

There’s a pageant for pole dancing (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Christian Bale is not sterile (INO)

Please. There was no trying involved (Cele|bitchy)

The brains behind the Ebola Empire (The Superficial)

Naomi Campbell – loyal lunatic (Antwerp is the new Paris)

Can’t believe she’s almost 10 (Celebrity Baby Scoop)

Hear Leighton sing

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 10:03:54 May 8, 2009 10:03:54

You know she’s releasing an album some time this year, right? It’s early and I’m still stank drunk and it’s Friday so I can’t process this right now. And stop f-cking emailing me that Cosmo article about her being best friends with Emmy Rossum. This belligerates me and I am hurting. Full Story

Rachel Shoe Porn

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 09:37:14 May 8, 2009 09:37:14

Her feet. Last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Do you love the shoes? I think I might love the shoes too much. Will go looking for them today. After I hit up the sale at Nanette Lepore. Blair Waldorf’s cherry dress! Anyway, here’s Rachel Weisz, gorgeous from the shoulders up and the knees down. Full Story

Are you Mr Lonely?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 08:52:49 May 8, 2009 08:52:49

This is Adrien Brody last night at The Brothers Bloom screening in New York. Finally! We’ve been waiting for it since TIFF – what took so long? Adrien attended without his Elsa Pataky. Another carpet without her. You know she loves the opportunity. But there are rumours that they’re no longer loving it up in the fake castle together anymore. Full Story

Director flies in, Vampire flies out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 08:29:03 May 8, 2009 08:29:03

It’s David Slade, the newly confirmed director of Eclipse, the third film in the Twilight series. Slade recently had to eat his own ass after comments he made mocking the first movie were leaked online. As you would expect, the Twi-hard Nation wanted his blood. Because, yeah totally, Twilight was cinematic brilliance and absolutely deserves an Oscar… Anyway, Slade arrived in Vancouver yesterday to scout locations, meet with production. Full Story

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Posh judges!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 07:56:14 May 8, 2009 07:56:14

But first, this is David Beckham in Milan today with his best hair. Still makes me swoon, although I’d prefer a clean shave. Not sure what’s going with him these days. His facial hair is so patchy. A little too Gary from Team America. America…f-ck yeah! Speaking of Gary, Becks popped in to see Gary Neville earlier this week in England while his wife was trying too hard at the Met Gala and then showing off her photoshopped nearly naked body at Macy’s in New York. Full Story

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The Curse of the Shelfy

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 8, 2009 07:23:06 May 8, 2009 07:23:06

Jessica Biel takes off her clothes in Powder Blue. Her body, it’s her best asset. And still no one cared enough to send this movie into theatres. Straight to DVD. Her other film Easy Virtue isn’t faring much better. And how about Nailed? Directed by David O Russell, starring Jake Gyllenhaal, Shelfy is an waitress who gets nailed in the head (literally), she becomes a sex addict, and then goes to Washington to team up with her congressman lover to lobby for health care reform. Full Story