Halle straightened

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 10:53:00 January 19, 2009 10:53:00

Halle Berry at LAX early this morning headed for whereabouts unknown but Washington would be a good bet for a quick couple of days without the baby. Her hair is straight. I likey. You? And her face! So youthful, so fresh, and you know she’s older than Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman, right? Halle is 42. Full Story

Hugh don’t know Junior

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 10:03:26 January 19, 2009 10:03:26

My favourite, favourite story of the day. So Hugh Jackman and the rest of the Wolverine hotnesses are in Vancouver shooting final scenes. Hugh happens to be working out at the same fitness centre as Kevin Federline Junior who is tagging along with his wife and paycheque Tori Spelling while she films Smallville. Full Story

Back together for Obama

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 08:47:53 January 19, 2009 08:47:53

Even Lilo and Sam are in Washington. Someone hired them to host a party this week. Of course they did. And in honour of the incoming president, Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson even decided to pose together on the red carpet at the Declare Yourself event yesterday. Lindsay dressed all conservative too and she seemed in great spirits, smiling widely, hamming it up for the cameras – amazing these kids and their connections. Full Story

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No divorce during inauguration

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 08:07:12 January 19, 2009 08:07:12

Hell no. This week it’s all about Obama. And Jennifer Lopez would never do anything unless guaranteed a top spot in the headlines. Besides, right now she’s insisting they’re fine, claiming she and Marc Anthony have no intention of splitting, and that the presence or absence of her wedding ring has less to do with the status of the marriage than with what matches her dress. Full Story

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Travelling Brange in Berlin

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 07:45:48 January 19, 2009 07:45:48

Presumably while Brad Pitt continues work on Inglourious Basterds. He and Angelina Jolie were spotted leaving dinner hand in hand last night – first sighting of the Brange since the Golden Globes. So stealth. The two will probably stay for another few days before heading back to LA for the SAGs on Sunday – Chinese New Year’s Eve! It was a big week for the Brange as both Benjamin Button and the Changeling were shown big love by the BAFTAs ensuring their presence in London on February 8th. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 07:37:51 January 19, 2009 07:37:51

JailBait is feeling ignored! (Dlisted)

Filthy Scab finds a new man to marry and divorce (Hollywood Tuna)

Ebola wants to infect the Brange (Just Jared)

Ashley Judd: does she look creepy to you? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Rachel McAdams matchy matchy (Pop Sugar)

Say BYE GOOD to her too! (INO)

How many 50 year olds look like this? (Cele|bitchy)

Boo! There is no mini-Mimi Cheese! (ASL)

Hobbit goes to Sundance (ICYDK)

The hottes mom on TV (IDLYITW)

Making up for sh-t on the sidewalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 07:05:41 January 19, 2009 07:05:41

Thankfully, for every five useless f-cks at Sundance, there is a Ewan McGregor. It takes away the sting.I want. I die. Oh Ewan. He brought his quiver to the festival to promote I Love You Philip Morris with Jim Carrey, the true story of a Texas conman who broke out of prison 4 times. Ewan plays the love of his life Philip Morris. Full Story

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Sh-t on the sidewalk

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 06:42:32 January 19, 2009 06:42:32

Was at Sundance 2 years ago. It was super fun. Because, like all super fun trips, the company made the difference. Laura and I had the best time hating on the poseurs. No doubt, Sundance attracts major stars. Absolutely. But among all the film festivals, Sundance is also the worst for poseurs. Maybe it’s a geographical thing. Full Story

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Princess AssTalk > Posh?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 06:10:12 January 19, 2009 06:10:12

First Blake Lively, now the ungrateful Princess of AssTalk herself Katherine Heigl??? According to Fashionista.com, Victoria Beckham has once again lost out to a tv girl: Katherine Heigl is rumoured to grace the magazine’s April issue. Full Story

The Year of Living Rap

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 06:02:10 January 19, 2009 06:02:10

Ugh. What happened to Joaquin Phoenix? As you know, he said BYE GOOD to acting and instead has chosen to document his attempt to become a rap artist – yes, a rap artist – with bestie Casey Affleck. Apparently hip-hop is his life’s love, and he is now dedicated to pursuing the perfect rhyme. Full Story

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Piven on the defence

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 19, 2009 05:54:23 January 19, 2009 05:54:23

As you know, Jeremy Piven dropped out of the Broadway production of Speed-the-Plow just before Christmas citing mercury poisoning for not being able to fulfill his contractual obligation. Now the producers of the production have filed a grievance against him  Full Story