Oh Holy Sparkles.
Twilight screened last night – congratulations to winners in Toronto and Vancouver who attended. As for the movie itself… I dragged my friend Fiona with me. MUCH more on that later. And Ebola’s intentions too. She’s single again, do you care?
Not because it’s about her but because it’s about her next victim.
Thursday – blogging all day in between hosting the Juno Awards press conference! Are you ready Vancouver? March 26 – 29th… party, party, party for 4 nights straight!
Yours in gossip,
PS. Will you join us at a Night of New Beginnings on November 27th at Covenant House Vancouver? The event will benefit our annual 30 days for 30 nights campaign, covering the cost of our crisis shelter for the entire month of December, providing food, clothing, counseling, and a bed to kids on our city streets. Let’s chat if we see each other there. We can talk about Body or Baby. Click here for more information.
Please. Like it’s even a contest, right? But RDJ makes Jude Law almost cool. Like… oh, you’re worthy of his company? Ok maybe I want to look at you and not say something disparaging. You can have a Downey pass. That’s the benefit of friendship with the RDJ. Here they are after a day of shooting having dinner. Full Story
Nope. This is Kristen Stewart out and about today in New York and as you can see, as I wrote in the she is gorgeous. Look at that face! Seriously. I came out of that theatre not pining for Rob Pattinson but girlcrushing HARD on Kristen Stewart. Because: - That’s the face of a bitch. That is not Bella. Full Story
SPOILER WARNING! But then again, if you’re going, you’ve likely read it. So I guess it’s not that spoiley. But just in case, click away if you can’t handle it. So. The movie. It was embarrassing, it was cheesy, it was cheesy, it was CHEESY, it was unintentionally f-cking hilarious, it was cringe-worthy, it was appalling… In other words, just like the book. Full Story
She just arrived on the carpet at the new Atlantis Hotel on Palm Jumeirah in Dubai – they spent sick money pulling this party off with heavyweights like Charlize Theron and even DeNiro scheduled to attend. And yes, Samantha Ronson has been booked to DJ the late night session. Which is why Lindsay Lohan is there, wearing black, and almost at her scary weight. Full Story
Just got back from Juno 2009 presser. Am writing Twilight movie review – it’s coming!
Is Winona Ryder sad smut? (Dlisted)
Jerry Seinfeld’s jailbait grew up … HOT! (Hollywood Tuna)
Kate Bosworth eats carbs? (Just Jared)
Rebecca Loos’s tits > Posh’s concrete tits (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Little Sci wears a coat! Finally! (Pop Sugar)
Blair Waldorf sings (INO)
Aniston can’t say ass (Webster’s is my Bitch)
Hugh Jackman on gay (Cele|bitchy)
Karolina Kurkova’s missing hole (IDLYITW)
Picture the hat and the cute dress and the flats, picture it on Rachel McAdams, or Nicole Richie, on anyone else but Shelfy. Love it, right? But Shelf Ass Jessica Biel, she herms up everything she wears. It’s not about being too fit. Too fit is great. But the gracelessness, as though a low “guhhhh” follows her wherever she goes, makes “pretty” an entirely inappropriate attribute for the love of Pippy’s life. Full Story
The dress is debatable. I KNOW you hate it. But me I’m ok with it. Not to say I would wear it, of course not. But it’s Madonna. And she’s already larger than life. So why would you expect someone larger than life to wear an entirely ordinary outfit? Before you start shouting, please note the distinction. Full Story
Ben Affleck showed off a new buzz cut yesterday in Congo, his fourth trip to the country in a year, to raise awareness about the refugees, 300,000 of them, displaced by conflict in the country. "The primary reason I am here is to urge people to give money to the NGOs and charities doing hard work in eastern Congo on meager funds. Full Story
They’ve become the third wheel in the Blair/Serena friendship, surprising cast additions on Gossip Girl that are, at times, as clever and conniving about making a scene as Ms Waldorf herself. Here is Blake Lively last night at the Gucci UNICEF event in New York offsetting her boring dress with a delectable eyeful of her cleavage. Full Story