It’s the first thing you notice, isn’t it? Boobs. Scarlett Johansson on the cover and behind the scenes for the new issue of Allure. Sultry, sexpot, sick crazy body, and … Boobs. During the interview, Scarjo is asked about Lindsay Lohan and the infamous bathroom wall incident – do you remember? A couple of years ago Lilo, coked out of her mind, and hanging out with Kate Moss at the time, scrawled “Scarlett is a bloody c—t” at some club. Full Story
Sexy Hugh Jackman escorted his senior citizen co-star Granny Freeze to the photo call and premiere of Australia today in Australia. As you can see, he’s as dashing as ever. And she, while stately and elegant, looks like she’s 60 despite the flawless skin. Nicole Kidman thinks herself Australia’s princess. Full Story
Happy Birthday Jen M in NB with love from Melissa! To my dear little smutty whore, Carrie O from Toronto – Wishing you a Happy 26th Birthday and all the fun that the festivities will bring to you this week!! Just remember that Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that individuals who have the most live the longest. Full Story
Justin Timberlake should stop making movies. Because his movies suck sh-t. Because he can’t act. He can however perform live. And now that he’s acquired permanent residence in New York, joining Saturday Night Live wouldn’t be a bad idea.
Pippy might be a douchy but always kills it on SNL. And he killed it again this weekend. Video is below but NBC is super lightning stealth about pulling their clips down. Sorry if it’s already gone. Somehow Shelf Ass managed to work her way into his monologue too. Well done Shelfy! Everybody wins! Including Beyonce who was done a disservice by the Mighty Oprah last week when she appeared on the show during the last half hour of the Jennifer Aniston episode…which means her interview and her performance was largely ignored.
Way to go to bat for your girl, Opesy.
How ironic then that it was Lorne who let her shine giving Sasha Fierce ample opportunity to cut her cheese. If Mimi is a block of cheddar, Sasha Fierce is buffalo mozzarella. The finger pointing, the stand-still strut, the eye contact with the camera, the precarious double side tape holding down her breasts, and the f-cking wind machine … cannot get enough of her EXTRA! You can’t take your eyes off of Beyonce’s EXTRA! Her EXTRA is amazing! And the way she flails her EXTRA around on high heels dancing nonstop while remaining in complete control is a day at school for losers like Ashlee Simpson who has the nerve to call herself an artist.
Busy weekend including Bond domination. More on that below and also, exclusive behind-the-scenes squealy details about the Twilight cast visit in Toronto that, yes, involves Robert Pattinson.
Monday – am blogging all day. Check back often.
Yours in gossip,
PS. Justin’s pants. Textbook.
PPS. Seth Meyer’s chair dancing. Yum.
Justin Timberlake Weekend Update
It’s like Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony. Her beauty makes his ugly less so. At least to me. Same could be said for Nicole Richie and Joel Madden? In fact, lately Joel is almost hot. Or is it because Chris Klein has permanently f-cked up my perspective? Chris Klein. Ew! Here are Joel and Nicole today, shopping for baby clothes hand in hand, appearing happy and in love, and then popping in to Baja Fresh for some grub. Full Story
Holy mother of Travolta! Stop violating my eyes! Stop raping my gag reflex! Stop making me choose Tom Cruise! Because the GMD’s white sneaker wedges are infinitely more palatable than Chris Klein’s greasy f-cking combover! Ew! Ew! This is Chris Klein, former fiancé of Katie Holmes at PS Arts Express Yourself 2008 this weekend. Full Story
So Twilight was in Toronto on Saturday for an interview up with us at eTalk before heading downstairs to MuchMusic. Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart, Rachelle Lefevre, and Nikki Reed were greeted by hundreds of hysterical teens and moms drunk on Stephenie Meyer’s sh-tty ass writing… To see more pictures from MuchMusic click here Full Story
Who wears the pants in the relationship? Not sure. But who wears the pants better in the relationship? Definitely him. The Brange in London tonight for a screening of The Changeling. Look at his jeans. Perfect. Now look at her ugly ass sateen pants pulled up to her nursing bra. Fail. She rarely looks bad, even when she’s wearing bad clothes. Full Story