Hamm & Tina

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 15:06:00 January 15, 2009 15:06:00

Last week’s episode of 30 Rock nearly killed me. Why aren’t more people watching this show? Oh right, because it’s up against the ass and balls, of the nasty variety, that has become Grey’s Anatomy. Still…Tina has a loyal following. And she’s a winner. She wins everything. Full Story

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Why do I like it?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 14:39:46 January 15, 2009 14:39:46

Am trying not to…but I do. The Katie Holmes campaign for Miu Miu. The first image was released yesterday and another was posted on People.com today. According to Miu Miu, Katie “portrays a luminous icon radiating a sense of mystery and theatricality. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 11:00:05 January 15, 2009 11:00:05

This ain’t right. Not when Ebola can keep shopping (Dlisted)

No one wears pants anymore! (Hollywood Tuna)

Now why can’t she look this good at awards shows? (Just Jared)

See? No pants! (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Jonathan Rhys Meyers won’t get fat (Pop Sugar)

More Blake in Vogue (Popoholic)

Judgy Liam Neeson (INO)

Chicken Fried gets Carried away? Bullsh-t. (Cele|bitchy)

Madge in therapy (Holy Moly)

Mickey & the Masseuse (The Blemish)

Sasha Fierce hates dogs?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 09:55:26 January 15, 2009 09:55:26

Thank you for your emails about Marcus. He gave us a scare and what topped it off for us was that he was not interested in food. It was a sign of the apocalypse. This is what happens when you eat sh-t. Relief though - he’s turned a corner after getting a shot in the ass. And we knew it was all good when he barked in the FedEx man’s face yesterday because the lovely fellow understandably did not want to touch his stanky toy goose for an impromptu game of chase. Full Story

Why him?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 08:57:52 January 15, 2009 08:57:52

It’s not like he’s the new Jack Nicholson. And he’s ass too look at so… Why Brendan Fraser? Don’t get it. It was announced yesterday that Fraser has been cast alongside Harrison Ford in a new medical movie based on Pulitzer prize winning book The Cure. Full Story

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Is it ok to laugh…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 08:39:00 January 15, 2009 08:39:00

At something really horrible if the person you’re laughing at put themselves in the situation to begin with? I have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. It’s a terrible thing and I’m surprised a lightning bolt hasn’t hit our house yet but there’s still time. Thing is though, he’s on reality tv. Full Story

Le Karl and the recession

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 08:10:48 January 15, 2009 08:10:48

He opens his mouth and amazingness flies out on Chanel tweed wings. He never disappoints. He doesn’t fail us. Which is why, for reals, Karl Lagerfeld needs his own reality tv show. So as you know, because it’s beaten over our heads every day, the global economy is in the sh-ts. Shockingly enough, even the luxury goods business has taken a hit and a new article in the International Herald Tribune examines the effect of the financial slump on style-obsessed France as the French, in typical French fashion, have taken the current crisis and turned it into a treatise on morality worthy of Moliere himself. Full Story

Drama ahead

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 07:27:55 January 15, 2009 07:27:55

After a year of mooning over each other, fighting a tormented but impossible attraction during the Mamma Mia shoot, Amanda Seyfried and Dominic Cooper have found a way to be together. Some say his ex girlfriend Joanna left him which is why he ran to Amanda even though he’s still trying to save his 12 year relationship. Full Story

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Much better Annie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 07:13:03 January 15, 2009 07:13:03

Hated her obsequious princess dress at the Globes. Ugh. But this one is much better. Much more “Rachel” than “Mia Thermopolis”. Love. Here’s Anne Hathaway last night at the National Board of Review awards last night in New York where she was named (previously announced) Best Actress which hopefully makes up for the sting of being ignored by the Orange BAFTAs. Full Story

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