Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2017 20:23:04 May 5, 2017 20:23:04

Chris Pine is hosting SNL this weekend. Have you seen his promos? I’ve never liked him more than I like him in this promo, especially when he’s messing around with the hair tools. So…am I a dumbass for being kind of excited about this? I’m sorry I’ve not written much today. As I mentioned in the site intro, complications are rarely contained to just one person. Have a great weekend. We’ll get smutty again on Monday.   

Let’s keep celebrating how Jared Leto behaves at work (Dlisted) 

Kanye West quits social media (JustJared) 

Totally agree. I LOVE this dress on Dakota Johnson. (Go Fug Yourself) 

Meghan Markle makes a great roast chicken. Really? Even the white meat? Because I would rather not eat chicken at all if it has to be white meat (Cele|bitchy) 

I’m…not that excited about a Little Women remake. Just me? (Jezebel) 

Would you rather plan a promposal or receive one? I would rather be the planner. (TooFab) 

Admit it. You want to try this on. Don’t you? I do. (TMZ) 

Has Bella Hadid moved on from The Weeknd? (Celebrity Dirty Laundry)

I Am Woman, Feel My Womb

Maria Posted by Maria at May 5, 2017 17:33:54 May 5, 2017 17:33:54

Nikki Reed is pregnant, and she announced it on Instagram with a note to her future baby. That’s the most low-key part of her post. There’s belly cupping, and then there’s this – Bountiful Woman Floating in a Meadow. Full Story

May 5, 2017 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 5, 2017 14:51:18 May 5, 2017 14:51:18

It’s May National Adoption Weekend at PetSmart stores across Canada! From May 5-7, with the help of thousands of animal welfare organizations across North America, PetSmart & PetSmart Charities hope to find homes for more than 24,000 pets this weekend. PetSmart Charities of Canada is committed to finding forever homes for all pets, but at this time of year the need for finding adoptive families for kittens and cats increases exponentially. Full Story

Thursday, May 4, 2017

Dear Gossips,

This is the cover of the new issue of US Weekly - what really happened on the plane last September to kick off World War Brange. The most interesting thing about this story, however, has nothing to do with Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie.  Read Full Intro