Gwyneth runs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 10:12:13 November 10, 2009 10:12:13

It’s good for the mind. And they say hers is troubled these days. This is my Gwyneth in London with Moses and his little bear. He looks so different with short hair. After mom time, G went for a run. I like those running pants. I need a pair like that, all the way down to the ankles. All of mine stop at the knee. Full Story

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Glee Wheels

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 09:35:00 November 10, 2009 09:35:00

Only one more sleep and Glee comes back. Jumpy claps! Tomorrow’s episode focuses on Artie and his backstory. Also his penis. No, for reals. Great interview here with Kevin McHale who plays Artie about his hidden talents and about the musical numbers featured in the new episode. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 09:06:48 November 10, 2009 09:06:48

Britney battles critics in an orange bikini (The Superficial)

Only Michael K can make a sordid situation this funny. The bit at the end re: Michael Jackson killed me (Dlisted)

Massage parlour worker dresses up as a Yankee (Hollywood Tuna)

Halle Berry’s big tip (Just Jared)

Brad Pitt takes the girls for a ride (Pop Sugar)

Jakey G and the ostriches (Towleroad)

I wouldn’t have known they were Pussycat Dolls (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Size 2 strip tease (Popoholic)

Ashley Greene wanted to do this first (The Blemish)

Chicken Fried Britney Spears: A Love History (Popeater)

Grandma was his date

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 08:46:13 November 10, 2009 08:46:13

I’m almost there. To the point where I’ve started writing a screenplay in my mind. How James Franco and I meet cute, and exchange snappy dialogue, and I sort of know what I’m wearing except I can’t decide on footwear. It’s been a long time since I’ve found a Summer Crush Full Story

Engaged in the open

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 08:15:48 November 10, 2009 08:15:48

Cutest. Emily Blunt and John Krasinski were also at the 24 Hour Play last night in New York, all loved up and adorable and publicly together since announcing their engagement. Emily is in town shooting The Adjustment Bureau with Matt Damon. John is spending his spare time off from with her when not required on The Office. Full Story

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Like royalty

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 07:12:23 November 10, 2009 07:12:23

The Twi-Hards have turned them into monarchs, waving from balconies and blessing their public. Check out Kristen Stewart, Taylor Lautner, and Robert Pattinson in Paris with New Moon director Chris Weitz greeting fans from the balcony of their hotel before heading off for more promotion. I can hear my friend Emily’s Sapphic hard-on for Kristen all the way from Vancouver… Totally agree. Full Story

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Jen & Demi

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 06:54:00 November 10, 2009 06:54:00

And Ashton had to tag along too. Jennifer Aniston turned up in New York last night, taking the stage at one of her favourite events, The 24 Play' at the American Airlines Theatre in support of Urban Arts Partnership which provides arts programs for New York public schools. She looks great, non? Fresh highlights, tight body, serene smile. Full Story

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November 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 10, 2009 06:38:55 November 10, 2009 06:38:55

Happy 30th Birthday to Pounders! Hope we go out soon to celebrate and the Party Pony comes out to play too! I am sure you are all Aniston-tanned from Jamaica, so maybe we go out together when the tan fades? Love Kellie  Full Story

Monday, November 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Taylor Swift, adorable on SNL, yes. But today’s open belongs to Don Draper.

Mad Men Season 3 finale last night – did you watch? Sigh. Now that’s a f-cking show. And Jon Hamm. Now that’s a f-cking Man. Will not be sorry at all if People Magazine names him Sexiest Man Alive. He is. But they are dumb. And if Patrick Dempsey couldn’t at the height of Grey’s Anatomy popularity, does Hamm have a chance?

Well…Don Draper > Derek Shepherd. Don Draper take down the Twi-Hards? Only if People Magazine shows some imagination. This, of course, is the same magazine that granted Chris Brown and unchallenged whitewash of an interview. Click here if you missed it last week, handicapping the SMA candidates.

As for Taylor Swift on Saturday Night Live – SO cute, loved her. Loved that she told Joe Jonas to suck it, loved that she fed the rumour mill with a blow kiss to Taylor Lautner, she delivered a kick ass Shaki impression, the gangsta police almost killed me (but that was more Bill Hader), and of course, mocking Twilight. The video is here. Jacek asked me if the movie was really like that. I told him yes. And worse. Remember when Kellan Lutz arrived at school riding standing in an open back pickup for no particular reason?

Precious opened in only 18 theatres this weekend. From those 18 theatres, Precious grossed $1.8 million. It is a new record. Precious opens wide the week after next. Oscar chances are brighter and brighter. Go see it.

It’s Monday – am in Toronto for the week to host the Giller Lite Bash tomorrow and United Way Rouge. Am extra yappy for charity. Come, let’s smut. The verb. For a good cause.

Yours in gossip,


PS. Reeve Carney is the new Spiderman in Julie Taymor’s highly anticipated Broadway production. Reeve Carney… looks like James Franco. In this video, from this angle, he totally does. And he’s well into his 20s. Duana approves.

PPS. The Tudors Season 3 starring Jonathan Rhys Meyers is coming out on DVD tomorrow (November 10, 2009). The Tudors airs at 9pm on Wednesday nights on CBC in Canada. We have one (1) complete set (Seasons 1-3) to give away as well as three (3) sets of Season 3. If interested, email [email protected] with TUDORS as the title before EOD Friday, November 13, 2009. Standard terms apply. One prize per winner. Approx. value is $90. Good luck!

Clingy with benefits

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 14:31:56 November 9, 2009 14:31:56

According to Fox 411 Jessica Biel wants to be with Justin Timberlake so badly, she’s eating his terms, even if his terms dictate that their relationship remains open, leaving him to f-ck whoever else he wants to, and her at the same time. Friends with benefits. Full Story

Obligatory Pene update

Lainey Posted by Lainey at November 9, 2009 14:09:10 November 9, 2009 14:09:10

Written by Jacek I feel obligated to provide a Penelope Cruz update each time I post. Partly because she’s infinitely hot, but also because whenever I write (which for the good of the site is very infrequently), she’s photographed somewhere. It’s the same with Lily Allen showing some boob, although the day is more than half way done and that hasn’t happened yet. Full Story