JJ vs The Brange!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 10:18:21 February 18, 2009 10:18:21

YES. YES!!!!! It’s no longer a triangle – it’s a f-cking four point square! A cage match! John Mayer confirmed to Pop Sugar that he’ll be attending the Oscars for the first time as a boyfriend. And he’s not dating Anne Hathaway. Full Story

The Jolie in character

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 09:59:49 February 18, 2009 09:59:49

She’s been in New York this week, said to be prepping for production on Salt, the Tom Cruise movie that was gender switched to accommodate her amazingness. It’s back to the badass bitch we know on screen: Angelina plays a spy, wrongly accused, so she runs around the world eluding capture while gathering evidence to prove her innocence. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 09:44:32 February 18, 2009 09:44:32

She Twitters when she’s dying (Dlisted)

Sports Illustrated…what? (Hollywood Tuna)

His girlfriend flies private jet…but he rides a Hybrid (Just Jared)

Matt Damon topless in the Caribbean (Pop Sugar)

Even his girlfriend looks like Ebola (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

M.I.A.’s little boy has so much hair! (INO)

Oscar hates Xenu? (Cele|bitchy)

Did she get too old? (Candy Kirby)

How Michael Phelps is getting over the bong (A Socialite's Life)

Lilo confidentiality agreement? (IDLYITW)

Goodbye Loki

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 07:52:28 February 18, 2009 07:52:28

Oh Mickey Rourke. As you know, he adores his dogs. His Loki travelled everywhere with him. He was hoping for some Loki luck on Sunday. But Loki… Loki is gone. According to Rourke’s publicist, Loki passed on Monday night. Ummmmm…. Here’s what happened on Monday night: Mickey was in New York. Full Story

Boys love Armani

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 07:42:58 February 18, 2009 07:42:58

Surprisingly it wasn’t all about Posh at the Armani store opening last night in New York. He cuts fine men’s suits too. And has friends in famous places. So the boys were out in full force last night – the biggest name by far: Leonardo DiCaprio. This is respect, right? Usually these fashion mixers are not his style. Full Story

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Posh as it grows

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 07:03:36 February 18, 2009 07:03:36

Tired of getting out-thinned by Lindsay Lohan lately, Victoria Beckham showed up at the Armani store opening in New York last night with a retaliatory skinny salvo! Who dares challenge her starvation throne? As you can see, she is reclaiming her rightful spot at the top of the emaciated mountain. As you can also see, Posh’s hair is growing ever so slowly, evolving into a shaggier version of her pert little pixie…and I love it so much. Full Story

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Rob & LipGloss?!?!?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 06:50:36 February 18, 2009 06:50:36

Twihards have been holding their breath for days – report after report was released that Robert Pattinson would leave London to present at the Oscars. This is Rob yesterday on Rodeo Drive, perhaps getting fitted for a tuxedo? Looks like he’ll be at the Kodak on Sunday… poor thing. Yes, Rob is back in Los Angeles, to be hunted now by Lindsay Lohan and Ebola, whenever it returns from New York. Full Story

Joel matches Nicole

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 06:28:00 February 18, 2009 06:28:00

Nicole Richie and Joel Madden flew in to NY yesterday for Fashion Week – seen here arriving for the Diesel Show, Joel showing off a much lighter head. You likey? I likey. I likey lately Joel so hot. Overnight he got hot? No? I’m crazy? Yesterday also happened to be Ebola’s birthday. Full Story

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February 18, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 18, 2009 06:16:28 February 18, 2009 06:16:28

To the Bra & Jean party girls in Calgary – congratulations on celebrating your 13th anniversary! 13 years, great friends, decorating bras, eating, drinking, karaoke, and gossip… I must come next year! Big love to Julie who was clearly inspired by Isaac Mizrahi and Scarlett Johansson. Full Story

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Welcome back to those who enjoyed Family Day in Canada and Washington’s Birthday in the US yesterday. Catch up, scroll down, view more articles. You’ll want to get a good look at Jessica Simpson’s massive tits, prompting many of you moms to write, wondering if Porny is actually pregnant. Something about the size, something about the veins? And then there’s the tent she wore out for dinner the other day...

As such, a new poll. Check it.

Justin Timberlake has the Midas Touch. But what happens when the golden boy meets the deadly disease known as Hollywood Ebola? More on that later.

Tuesday – new articles all day. Keep refreshing!

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

PS. Taupe is not stepping out on Ben Affleck. Chris Martin is not a cuckold victim either.

Bosworth extra blonde

Lainey Posted by Lainey at February 17, 2009 20:55:55 February 17, 2009 20:55:55

Right? At the Diesel show today in New York. I am by no means a Bosworth expert but her hair seems super light. And why is she reminding me of Granny Freeze? Obviously Kate is like 40 years younger but there’s something embryonic about her skin… and something is tingling my smut. Other than a raging coke alert, of course. Full Story