Marriage is easy

November 17, 2008 09:31:59 Posted at November 17, 2008 09:31:59
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It must be, right? Only way to explain why so many of them are marrying. And SO young too. Dating, you see, is apparently dead.Hello, I love you, let’s get married… This is the modern relationship. Next in line for engagement, marriage, then divorce is Kelly Osbourne. She’s been dating a model called Luke Worrall for 6 months and photographed with an engagement ring on her finger. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

November 17, 2008 09:20:32 Posted at November 17, 2008 09:20:32
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Please Helen… shut your ass (Dlisted)

This girl is wasted on Three Whiskers Orly Bloom (Hollywood Tuna)

Disney GayFace loves gadgets (Just Jared Jr)

Year after year it’s the same show (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Why Dallas won last night (Pop Sugar)

Another twats wants to act (Holy Moly)

Kate Beckinsale recycles, Victoria Beckham embarrassed for her (INO)

Why couldn’t this have been me??? (Cele|bitchy)

Johnny in Wonderland! (ICYDK)

Shelfy the stripper (IDLYITW)

Fun with Mom and Dad

November 17, 2008 08:47:10 Posted at November 17, 2008 08:47:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Victoria Beckham took her youngest son Cruz to the Saks on Friday because he like really, really wanted to go shopping in his little Robin costume. Don’t all 3 year old boys? He likes it when mummy buys new shoes, see? Then it was off to the Laker game, courtside with his dad and brothers. Seriously. Full Story

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Gemini Exclusive Swag Bag Giveaway!

November 17, 2008 08:40:36 Posted at November 17, 2008 08:40:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Celebrate Canadian television at the Gemini Awards! And Brandon Walsh is hosting! Yes, Jason Priestly is hosting the Gemini Awards on November 28th in Toronto in the John Bassett Theatre to be televised on E! and Showcase that night at 8pm. As always, celebrity guests mean celebrity gifts… FOR YOU! We are giving away one (1) Gemini Swag bag – the same ones that will be given to VIPs who attending the Geminis. Full Story

Pippy & Portman?

November 17, 2008 07:34:42 Posted at November 17, 2008 07:34:42
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s probably nothing… but it will make Shelfy crazy. This is Justin Timberlake at the TRL finale last night seeming to be in good spirits, still riding the SNL high from the night before. Pip also hit up the traditional Saturday Night Live afterparty the previous night and so did Natalie Portman. Full Story

Manslinger in Miami

November 17, 2008 07:12:53 Posted at November 17, 2008 07:12:53
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Kate Hudson was also at the Fountainebleau opening in Miami. Kate’s been hard at work all fall in London – as you can see, her manslinger’s is itching to get out. Ugh. Hate that colour. While inside, in between flirting and assessing which boy she’d bring home that night, Kate also found time to vamp it up with Gwyneth Paltrow – blonde Hollywood spawn, they’ve probably known each other for years. Full Story

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GOOPy approves…

November 17, 2008 07:04:26 Posted at November 17, 2008 07:04:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Of ARod? But he’s not British! WTF? At the Fountainebleau Miami Beach grand opening on Friday night – the developers spent a billion dollars renovating the hotel and, judging from the guest list, spent part of that on celebrity attendees. Even my Gwyneth showed up, lowering herself to share a carpet with the likes of Ebola Hilton and the Kardashians and even Brody Jenner. Full Story

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Big Bond

November 17, 2008 06:53:47 Posted at November 17, 2008 06:53:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Bond opened big this weekend in North America, winning the box office handily with an estimated $70 million take, exceeding expectations and, in combination with its European grosses, earning over $300 million to date already. Needless to say – a resounding success and even before the holiday numbers start to come in. Full Story

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Lilo floured

November 17, 2008 06:41:00 Posted at November 17, 2008 06:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It was London then Paris then back to London this weekend for Lindsay Lohan and Samantha Ronson as Lilo followed her lover from gig to gig – this is how she makes money these days. How they both make money actually. Sam is popular because of Lilo. Lilo gets paid to show up with Sam. And thousands upon thousands rush the club scene for the privilege of saying: we were at a party with Lilo and Sam. Full Story

What She Knows vs What She Is

November 17, 2008 06:33:52 Posted at November 17, 2008 06:33:52
Lainey Posted by Lainey

When Duana guest posted during our trip to London, she wrote this article about the way they’re selling Britney – the same way they’ve sold her from the beginning. Cutesy and Disneyfied, sweetie pie voice, big smiles, and her head always tilted to the side attempting to evoke innocence where innocence has long since been chicken fried. Full Story

November 17, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 17, 2008 06:28:04 Posted at November 17, 2008 06:28:04
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Happy 30th Birthday Michelle! With love from Robin, Erin, and Lyndsay who wish they could have been there in person and who are also hoping you don’t mistake smarmy coworkers, window washers or ex-inmates for your Prince Charming!?!?  Full Story