Chicken Fried at the wedding

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 06:54:26 May 25, 2009 06:54:26

Fresh off her Caribbean getaway, Britney Spears made an appearance this weekend at her cousin’s wedding in Amite, Louisiana. Jamie Lynn was listed as a bridesmaid, Chicken Fried was listed as an “honourary” bridesmaid. By all accounts, Britney looked amazing. In a brown dress to the ankle, v in the front and back, hair was straight, didn’t look budget, good makeup, and very white teeth. Full Story

Robo Gumby

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 06:19:30 May 25, 2009 06:19:30

We all want Katie Holmes to start thinking more independently. But maybe not when it comes to her clothing. Because it’s getting worse. Please stop her from dressing herself. It’s one thing to put on something unflattering, it’s entirely another to put on something that makes you look like your legs are freakishly long. Full Story

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Heathcliff Bass

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 06:11:39 May 25, 2009 06:11:39

A week late on the GG chat – the girls had to wait while I was out of town. Sorry about the delay. A neat little ending, non? While the identity of Gossip Girl is still not clear – am not buying it’s Georgina – and the introduction of Half Brother provides for some intrigue to look forward to, for the most part the season concluded without a cliffhanger. Full Story

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May 25, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 25, 2009 05:56:36 May 25, 2009 05:56:36

For Levco and Lesia, who got married this past weekend, wishing you many years of happiness together. Lesia - wishing you a smutty birthday all your own. Love, Melanie and Marissa. Happy 30th Birthday Suzanne! With love from Tarryn. Happy "29th (+ 4)" Birthday Cristina! From your cousin Lori. Full Story

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am back from Cannes. A gruelling day of travel. Passed out, slept for 10 hours - the most in a month! - and woke up only to be crushed under the weight of thousands of email from panicked Robert Pattinson twi-hards about some girl, some photo.

It's a rare Saturday blog in order to calm the crazy and rescue my poor inbox. In short, that story is bullsh-t. Total bullsh-t.

Also, really wanted to show you that photo of our favourite restaurant in Cannes. It's an Asian one. Called Chinks.

OK twi-hards, promise no hate mail especially after this, right?

Yours in gossip,



Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 15:57:00 May 23, 2009 15:57:00

Brad Pitt was supposedly quoted saying this week in Cannes: "I am in love and I have the most beautiful family - what else can a guy want? I am the happiest man ever. We're so lucky. Full Story

Milton Green needs a kidney

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 15:33:55 May 23, 2009 15:33:55

Just catching up now on missed tv. First order of business: 30 Rock. Tina Fey forever. And you know they all said yes immediately. How do I make Milton Green needs a kidney my ringtone?      Full Story

Robert Pattinson gets sold out

Lainey Posted by Lainey at May 23, 2009 09:26:00 May 23, 2009 09:26:00

EXCLUSIVE Reference materials for this post: A Life & Style report – click here - claiming that at the amfAR gala the other night in Cannes, Robert Pattinson was all over some girl called Erika , kissing her, and leaving with her. Full Story

Friday, May 22, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Am flying home today starting early in the morning Cannes time and ending in the evening Vancouver time. A bitch of a schedule and very little between connections so I may not have time to get online.

So the bad news is there will be few opportunities to blog...myself.

The good news is many of you wrote and seemed to enjoy the husband's perspective...

Smutty Tingles therefore belongs to him again today. And the amfAR event went down in Cannes so he'll be offering his commentary on some of the celebrities attending. Keep in mind, he's the dude who walks around in tearaways and only just recently gave up pleated pants.

Also - on the terrace at the du Cap...from Laura's perspective.

Blog schedule will be completely back to normal on Monday after vodka detox and hopefully some sleep.

Have officially wiped away all terrible Mischa Barton Cannes memories on this trip. Am no longer scarred.

Thank you for your emails and messages. Am very grateful you've enjoyed the posts. Am very grateful for your patience with the time difference. And am very grateful you continue to come to for your smutty needs.

Thank you, love you, owe you...

Have a great weekend.

Yours in gossip,


PS. To all of you in Vancouver - from 10am to 3pm on Saturday, May 23 I'll be joining other on air hosts at CTV Headquarters at Burrard and Robson (750 Burrard) for the CTV Open House in support of local news and programming! These open house events are happening all across the country at various CTV locations. Come down, we'll gossip! Hope to see you there!

So here we go. Quite terrified actually knowing how many of you are reading this but apparently this amfAR thing is too big for us not to post anything today. So as you read please keep in mind that I rarely read anything beyond boring business journals, have zero fashion sense (so I’m told), and am thought of by my wife and our closest friends as “bad joke guy”. I was crushed when I found this out, by the way, but when I think of how comedically challenged my Dad and brother are, I completely understand that my deficiency is inherited and I’m actually coping quite well.

Lastly, if you’re still reading this by noon-ish Eastern knowing it’s me writing, you are one HARDCORE smut hound. So either kudos to you or get a job. I can’t decide...

- Jacek


Jacek Posted by Jacek at May 22, 2009 11:13:00 May 22, 2009 11:13:00

So I log on to the photo database to pull down some arfAR pics and one of the first ones I see is one of some dude down on his knees shooting Verne Troyer (aka Mini Me). I think to myself, ok, that’s a bit unnecessary, but it must be a one-off. Next photo: dude STILL down on one knee with another guy staring down at Verne like he’s a f-cking circus side show! A third with him being dwarfed by the photo wall at a strange angle, and a fourth with a reporter squatting down to interview him. Full Story

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