You look so great in a suit

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 08:04:58 July 17, 2009 08:04:58

With your short salt and pepper hair, and even though it’s bad, so bad, so unhealthy, I’d be lying if I didn’t think that ciggie hanging out of your mouth is sexy as f-ck. Because you are sexy as f-ck. And here you are in London, shooting London Boulevard, with Ray Winstone, who I ran into last year at the Carleton in Cannes with my broken arm and the first thing he said to me was – were you drunk!?!? Because this is what every British person asked me and I’m telling you this because I’m twisted enough to think that maybe if you knew I’ve had a half conversation with your co-star you might want to have a half conversation with me too. Full Story

Man hugs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:44:38 July 17, 2009 07:44:38

I love it when men hug in soccer. In Europe they always hug and rub each other on the head. Very erotic. Last year I wrote about Becks & Iker: A Love Story. Some of the best photos ever taken. Click here to see. Full Story

Shrek Diesel DVD

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:11:44 July 17, 2009 07:11:44

Already? Didn’t seem like that took very long. Fast & Furious is now on DVD if you like that sort of thing – dumbasses not obeying the speed limit led by a grunting Shrek with big muscles also known as Vin Diesel. Ugh. He’s disgusting. Shrek showed up on the carpet last night because the event was also an opportunity to screen his short film Los Bandoleros. Full Story

Sookie in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 07:01:49 July 17, 2009 07:01:49

Emmy ignored True Blood. So it’s my duty to remind you that a new episode will air on HBO and HBO Canada on Sunday. My husband asked me yesterday: is there sex, are there breasts? It’s all he needs to know. And the answer is yes and yes. Oh and it’s funny as sh-t. Here’s Anna Paquin in New York – last night at Letterman in a black dress and today on Regis & Kelly. Full Story

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July 17, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 17, 2009 06:48:15 July 17, 2009 06:48:15

To Nora – happy birthday! And enjoy your secret weekend. I would give you a hint but Tash and your boyfriend will kill me! To my friend Kelsey - when your other friends aren't there for you, I am and so is the smut. Love, Dani  Full Story

Thursday, July 16, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I’ve watched the Whip It trailer 3 times since last night. Love it so much. Scroll down or click here to catch up on the late post. Finally some Ellen Page. Yay!

As for Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince - $22 million grossed from the midnight showings alone, surpassing TDK’s record last year. You have your tickets for the weekend, right? Little Harry’s box office is very, very big. And it looks like Warner Bros decision to push back the film to the summer was, in the end, the right one.

But please don’t do that with Deathly Hallows 7A. Right now it’s November 2010, far enough away as it is.

So have you seen HP6 yet? Please continue to send your thoughts. And if you skipped it on Monday, my thoughts were posted here.

It’s Thursday. Am blogging all day. Waiting for golf tomorrow and hoping for good weather through the weekend. We’re celebrating our nephew’s birthday playing paintball. Does it hurt?

Yours in gossip,


Ryan's summer hair

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 15:25:27 July 16, 2009 15:25:27

These are file photos of Ryan Gosling from around the same time last year in Washington at the American Progress' national conference. He’d buzzed off his hair. And he’s buzzed it off again. Click here to see Full Story

Ashlee & Adrian in New York

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 14:41:37 July 16, 2009 14:41:37

It was reported a few weeks ago that they met at some event and were making out soon after. Today in New York both Adrian Grenier and Twilight’s Ashlee Greene were booked on It’s On with Alexa Chung… Coincidence or conspiracy? Here they are, arriving separately, though not fooling anyone. Full Story

GOOPy on marriage

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 12:05:04 July 16, 2009 12:05:04

3 in a row! No recipes! Instead, this week’s GOOP is about relationships. Her opening paragraph is short and promising. And then it gets all clinical and a little zen lotus tree huggy, posing this question to the experts: “What does it take to sustain a happy and successful relationship or marriage?” Gwyneth writes that “a long-term relationship between two people is an ever evolving organism. Full Story

Sps’d Tingles KY Intense:Demi/Ashton vs Reese/Jake

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 11:59:44 July 16, 2009 11:59:44

Another couple no one thought would last – Demi and Ashton’s coupling came out of nowhere. Then suddenly they were everywhere. He was only 25 at the time, fresh off a breakup with Brittany Murphy (!!!???), and much younger of course, and then all of a sudden she’s a Charlie’s Angel with an impressive body at a rumoured cost of over $200,000 and a heroine to cougars everywhere. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at July 16, 2009 11:02:47 July 16, 2009 11:02:47

A theory about who robbed Orly Bloom (Dlisted)

Brody Jenner’s girlfriend has a f-cked up face (Hollywood Tuna)

Jessica Simpson’s porny sad face. Try to keep your eyes on it (The Superficial)

Confession: I’m kinda attracted to her boyfriend (Pop Sugar)

Taylor Lautner talks about his body (Just Jared)

Lilo with one leg on the counter (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Vampire Eric gets a movie! (INO)

The shame. Lilo on cable (The Blemish)

Paul McCartney’s amazing appearance on Letterman last night (Cele|bitchy)

Lolita keeps trying…but she can’t look sexy (Popoholic)