The abs y’all

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 11:19:00 January 16, 2009 11:19:00

She’s posted new rehearsal photos on her official site... Chicken Fried abs with no trace of having had booboos, hard at work for the Circus Tour, slaving away for all those mouths she has to feed: her dad, her mom, her brother, her nannies, her ex husbands, and probably her sister too, considering Jamie Lynn is too busy trying to keep her man. Full Story

Skinny Bitch & Old Hag

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 10:12:29 January 16, 2009 10:12:29

Lindsay Lohan and her older sister Ali went shopping yesterday. As you can see, she’s loving her weight loss. Loving it. And she’s pretending she’d actually eat that pizza. Right. Those “on set” photos released yesterday – likely not from a film but from some low classy budget clothing line even worse than Candie’s. Full Story

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Brides and red lips

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 08:44:37 January 16, 2009 08:44:37

Hathaway and Hudson in Germany today to promote their epic fail Bride Wars, a film so sh-t even the chick flick fans, never the most discerning moviegoers, could barely be motivated to Woo Girl! their way to the cinema. But Annie and Kate are nothing if not professionals. Promotion is promotion, so here they are their first stop in Europe in matching black and red lips too. Full Story

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Hello Kitty Valkyrie

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:47:34 January 16, 2009 07:47:34

You know the Asians. They love them some America star! Soopah stah! And so the GMD arrived in South Korea today, still promoting Valkyrie, almost a modest success in the US, now he’s hoping Hello Kitty will put his film over the top, boost the international numbers. And they went batsh-t for him at the airport. Full Story

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Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:35:26 January 16, 2009 07:35:26

Lily Allen is like Marky Wahlberg (Dlisted)

Amanda Bynes is single and she doesn’t have a job either (Hollywood Tuna)

Becks and his beanie (Just Jared)

Pink Ebola (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

I love you Amy Poehler (Pop Sugar)

Matthew Fox vs Desperate Housewives! (A Socialite's Life)

Steven Tyler: on crabs and chowder (Candy Kirby)

Robert Pattinson in the bathtub (INO)

Brad Pitt pothead (Cele|bitchy)

Hello Kitty Gaga (IDLYITW)

Birthday Stripes

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:30:46 January 16, 2009 07:30:46

She turns 35 today. Huge party being planned at her house but first, last night, Kate Moss hit the town for 9 long hours, ending the evening at 4:30am with a bottle of wine tucked away in her jacket. So… not pregnant, right? Because even Kate Moss wouldn’t rage and booze for 9 hours while pregnant, right? Debatable. Full Story

So that explains it

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:24:57 January 16, 2009 07:24:57

In yesterday’s revealing post about Salma Hayek, she was spotted with her baby daddy Francois Henri Pinault but didn’t look like she wanted to be seen with him. Full Story

It’s Friday Night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 07:16:00 January 16, 2009 07:16:00

Of course those f-ckers at NBC chose to air their best show on the worst night. But… Clear eyes, full hearts, can’t lose. Tonight – Season 3. Are you ready? If you’re not ready, go pick up Seasons 1 and 2 on DVD. Or stream them online free at NBC.com. Oh the Taylors… If for no other reason, watch for Tami and Eric. Full Story

January 16, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 16, 2009 06:50:48 January 16, 2009 06:50:48

Happy 27th Birthday to Boozin Susan! Lots of Love, Nicole and Carly To Julie G – Happy Birthday from Caroline Y who is gutted that, for the first time in 24 years, she won’t be spending it with you! For Rachel on your 25th birthday – enjoy your mileston! With love from Claire.  Full Story

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Dear Gossips,

BAFTA nominations were announced today and the major snub is a major surprise:

Sally Hawkins was totally shut out. And she’s British! They replaced her with the Jolie in the Best Actress category, along with 2 nods for Kate Winslet in both The Reader and Revolutionary Road, and rounded o the category out with Kristin Scott Thomas in I’ve Loved You So Long which, if you haven’t seen yet, will cut you off at the knees. She is magnificent. And as such, Anne Hathaway wasn’t invited to the party either.

Instead, BAFTA wanted the Brange. Like Kate Winslet, Brad Pitt also received 2 nominations and it will be Slumdog vs Benjamin Button with each film earning 11.

Disappointed?

Well…they did put the name of their major sponsor in the official TITLE of the event. It’s actually called the Orange British Academy Film Awards. The equivalent in North America would like saying the Verizon Academy Awards. Or the Verizon Oscars.

So Pitt Porn is going to England. February 8th hosted by Jonathan Ross.

Thursday – new posts all day.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Mom comes to help

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 15, 2009 16:26:00 January 15, 2009 16:26:00

Ben Affleck is on preschool pick up duty. Oh Violet. This child. I love her and I don’t even know her... which totally sounds f-cked up and creepy but that pretty much defines celebrity child obsession these days anyway. The Chosen One Shiloh Jolie-Pitt has more magazine covers than the entire cast of Friday Night Lights! As for adoring Violet… it’s just because she’s so happy. Full Story