Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 11:24:00 January 5, 2010 11:24:00

He’s forgiven because he’s funny? Or for the ratings? (The Superficial)

NO ONE can spell anymore (Dlisted)

Boobs McPhee! (Hollywood Tuna)

Reese’s cute wool hat (Pop Sugar)

Alex Skarsgard: I don’t like his regular voice. You? (Just Jared)

Only billionaires run in this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

This is why Leo keeps going back (Popoholic)

This or Sienna Miller? (Popeater)

Another dumbass piece of sh-t just waiting to happen (The Blemish)

Please, let there be a Shiloh. And let Shiloh gift these to Jessica Simpson (Go Fug Yourself)

Third Lip vs Ricky Gervais

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 10:07:47 January 5, 2010 10:07:47

Third Lip will take the stage at the Beverly Hilton next next Sunday for the Golden Globe Awards as Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman has been confirmed as a presenter, likely in support of Nine which is up for 5 awards, including acting nods for Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, and DDL. She herself has not been recognised. Full Story

Lohan Mayhem 2010

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 09:22:17 January 5, 2010 09:22:17

Lindsay Lohan promised on her Twitter at New Year’s that 2010 would be all about the Lohan Mayhem. In a “positive” way. Please. Is that possible? Lilo is currently with Ali in St Barts. The mother is nowhere to be found. They’ve been walking around in their bikinis, attending high roller parties, frying their orange skin. Full Story

Zain is Naked

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 08:51:00 January 5, 2010 08:51:00

Some of you have emailed in the last few months asking about Zain. Where did he go? Zain Meghji and I used to work together as reporters at etalk. I’m still there, Zain has moved on. Zain is now the host of How To Look Good Naked Canada premiering tonight on W Network. Zain is my friend so yeah, I’m pimping his ass. Full Story

Pippy’s not climbing the mountain

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 07:42:28 January 5, 2010 07:42:28

He said he would climb Kilimanjaro for charity, then his girlfriend decided to tag along, but he got booked for a movie so he backed out, and since she doesn’t get booked for sh-t, she had to keep at it. Along with Emile Hirsch who was confirmed yesterday as the “surprise” celebrity. Full Story

GOOPy’s striped hat

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 07:16:01 January 5, 2010 07:16:01

My Gwyneth was photographed in London this morning arriving at the gym in a long puffy coat. Word is it’s not exactly the Tracy Anderson Method anymore. Love that striped toque. I just bought a wool striped toque with a pompom top. My favourite. G is supposed to be shooting Love Don’t Let Me Down soon in Nashville. Full Story

2 minutes of amazingness

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 06:51:03 January 5, 2010 06:51:03

And so much f-cking cringe. Ew! But I’ve watched this 3 times. And since Kevin Jonas chose to provide his wedding video (totally free, right?) to Access Hollywood, this sh-t is fair game. Especially when it’s such a wonderful gift. Right off the top, note the fist pump. My friend Scott said it’s more like a Cheerleader Pump. Full Story

Monday, January 4, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Don’t mean to start the New Year off on a nag note but it really is time for me to start on your asses again about Friday Night Lights. We finally caught up on Season 4 over the holiday and for those of you who are already fans, please know, I’ve watched 7 episodes so far and if the remaining 6 are as strong as the ones already aired, we are in for another perfect season.  Read Full Intro

Vagina Virgin wedding sale Part 2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 17:03:40 January 4, 2010 17:03:40

Way to commemorate a private occasion. By selling exclusive wedding photos to People Magazine in a paid package that probably included a picture of the honeymoon – how’s that for keeping some things to yourself? Last week it was Kevin Jonas and his “princess” in a fake New York castle with a Disney ceremony. Full Story

Stop showing me your thighs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 4, 2010 14:06:58 January 4, 2010 14:06:58

I am a fickle bitch. Ordinarily this is not a particularly positive attribute but it can be quite useful when it comes to objects of fantasy. The whole point of a Freebie 5 is what happens with the unattainable quiver. They can’t unattainable quiver if they suck sh-t. Laura, my friend with the Robert Pattinson problem, is always pointing this out about me. Full Story