Pippy’s so man!

November 11, 2008 13:05:29 Posted at November 11, 2008 13:05:29
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Pip’s balls may not have dropped all the way, but he swaggers like he’s a real man, all badass and ready to rumble with his security close behind him prepped to jump in as he confronts a pap for shooting him while he’s eating. Video is below. Do you remember Pipper on Punkd? When he practically wet his pants? Just as bonus, I’m throwing that in too. Full Story

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Humphrey Hate-on

November 11, 2008 10:02:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 10:02:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

They say Brooklyn is cool. If Brooklyn is so cool, why do the Humphreys live there? Because the Humphreys all suck ass. All of them. Ugh. Last night’s Gossip Girl wasn’t the best. Probably because there wasn’t enough Chuck. Mostly because there was too much Dan. And Jenny. And that smarmy too hipster little Aaron is a cheese noodle. Full Story

Twitchy and coloured

November 11, 2008 08:07:10 Posted at November 11, 2008 08:07:10
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It’s Lilo on Access Hollywood with Maria Menounos promoting her leggings line and talking about the election…because it’s so important what Lindsay Lohan thinks about the election? Well… Actually… Many people are convinced that in this clip she calls Obama the first “coloured” president. Full Story

Jennifer Aniston: weak, Bruno, and Vogue

November 11, 2008 07:41:13 Posted at November 11, 2008 07:41:13
Lainey Posted by Lainey

About her desperate trip to the Ivy the other day, Just Jared heard from a “source” and apparently the “real” story behind her visit to the most pap friendly establishment in Hollywood was that Jennifer was there to “sign a contract with a chef and some big-time caterers for a health and nutrition school program she is working on to help overweight children. Full Story

Blake Lively No Legs

November 11, 2008 06:56:15 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:56:15
Lainey Posted by Lainey

All the editors at W Magazine must be completely cock-eyed – the only way to explain the decision to make THIS the new cover. It’s Blake Lively. And her head is bigger, MUCH bigger, than her waist. And she has no legs. And her dress is too small. And she looks like a tranny. And … WhatThe F-ck??? An entire photo shoot and this is the best they could come up with? More importantly though… can Jenny Humphrey please f-ck off? Full Gossip Girl breakdown of last night’s episode coming soon. Full Story

Hot Hugh for a Lifetime

November 11, 2008 06:49:47 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:49:47
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Needless to say, next to the frozen Gran, Hugh Jackman on Oprah was extra… ALIVE. A virile, smoldering, real man of a man. Damn! Thought all night about putting him on the Freebie Five but like Johnny Depp, why would you want Hugh Jackman for just one night? He’s not Freebie Five material. Full Story

Ridge lips, mom breasts, and a flat iron

November 11, 2008 06:36:00 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:36:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Just to finish off the thought from before about Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman on Oprah… those lips are now my new obsession. Specifically the lip ridge. Because whatever she’s injecting into them is causing a split on the upper half and so when she tries to move or stretch it, the swelling buckles into a ridge right down the middle. Full Story

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November 11, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

November 11, 2008 06:18:46 Posted at November 11, 2008 06:18:46
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Congratulations to Adina from Calgary who was married in Regina on Saturday. And well done on your perfect thesis too! Lots of love from your Bridesmaid and BFF Chelsea.  Full Story

Monday, November 10, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Thanks for your messages re: this year’s People Magazine Sexiest Man Alive prediction feature. Click here to catch up if you haven’t already. Many of you truly believe it’ll be President-Elect Barack Obama and hey, if People has the balls for it, please please yes. But don’t overestimate the People subscriber-base. After all, they probably actually think Jennifer Aniston’s visit to Ivy was anything but f-ckery.

Please!

Still… others have pointed out the oversight that is Leonardo DiCaprio. Quite right. I must be prejudiced against his limpness. Leo’s pros and cons will follow later today.

Monday – new posts throughout the day. Check back often.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

Clooney redeemed?

November 10, 2008 16:38:21 Posted at November 10, 2008 16:38:21
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Several weeks ago, it was reported and confirmed by George Clooney’s rep that he had no interest and would not join the cast of ER for the series finale, turning his back on the show that made him. Full Story