Happy 21st Birthday to my gorgeous little pippin the cub! All my love Amy xx For Jack who has been working so hard on his animal project that’s due on Friday! So impressed with your research and your writing and the fact that you created a cover page during break time! Good luck – you’ll get the best mark! Full Story
Porny has been confirmed as an announcer for the 44th annual Country Music Award nominations on February 11th even though she can barely hold on to her label. Like those pants pretty much saved her career…which means she’ll keep wearing them? Hopefully. We have been through some dark times. We need to be healed.
And sounds like many of you loved D’s hate mail yesterday as much as I did. Seriously. Superfans are AMAZING. But who owns the crazy? Brangelunatics, Aniston maniacs, Twilight freaks, or McGoslings who cry themselves to sleep at night? It’s about to get worse for them too. More on that later. Check the poll (thanks Angie!).
And scroll down for bitchfights and prunes – does it get any better? Catch up on late posts from yesterday.
Yours in gossip,
PS. On eTalk tonight - my exclusive on Ryan Gosling’s new love interest. Hint: I approve!
Look at Jakey getting more styley! Didn’t mind his long hair but am all over the cut. He looks hot. Jake Gyllenhaal and Reese Witherspoon out and about today in LA enjoying the sunshine. Great. The weather is good right now. Always during Oscars it’s rainy and sh-t. Balls! Anyway, as you can see, hand in hand, now that he’s done with Prince of Persia, he and Reese have resumed their domestical living. Full Story
Well this can’t be good… You know what happens when Lilo is ultra skinny and gets behind the wheel? This is Lindsay Lohan in LA today driving around in her car. She’s been deliberately lying low for days following controversy about her weight, covering up her body at the Super Bowl, clearly still without food in her life. Full Story
Two more ads – Becks for Armani. I’ll give you a minute. .............................. Ready? In other Beckham news, AC Milan’s GM revealed that the team would love to keep him but that it’s up to the LA Galaxy and should the LA Galaxy decided to make David Beckham stay with their team, it would be a huge regret to see him go. Full Story
When you go for groceries this weekend, you’ll be staring at Porny while you pay. THREE tabloid covers this week – all featuring Porny’s pants! Was she this famous at the height of newlyweds? Was she this famous when her divorce was announced? Debatable. Oh put your pity hearts away! This is working FOR her, gossips, not against her. Full Story
Ebola Hilton was in Tampa Bay for the Super Bowl. This is why Arizona lost. She was wearing a Larry Fitzgerald jersey. Poor Larry. He was powerless against infection. F-ck her! So Ebola was supposed to get on a flight the next morning back to LA to shoot images for her new fragrance. Like, who the F-CK IS BUYING HER FRAGRANCE? No, seriously, for reals. Full Story
What to buy Posh for Christmas (Dlisted)
The cutest skirt ever (Hollywood Tuna)
What’s up with Chuck Bass’s head? It looks wonky (Just Jared)
Ebola’s latest victim! Who? (Pop Sugar)
What is Xena doing? What is Xena wearing? (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)
Liev Schreiber: the anti-Brange? (INO)
What to eat to make a Chosen One (Cele|bitchy)
Who does Jennifer Aniston have on stand-by? Ew! (Webster’s is my bitch)
Staying with a plastic surgeon pays off! (IDLYITW)
Matthew > Michael Phelps (A Socialite's Life)
In some circles, this man is known as a heartthrob. A loin wizard. A headboard banger. A quiver master. Him? Cristiano Ronaldo, Manchester United, seen here yesterday in Cheshire. Like, I get it. Things are different in Euro. More fashion forward and also more open to cheese. I get it. But this dude. Full Story
Like, can’t Gwyneth make a phone call or something? How embarrassing! So you know Joe Satriani is suing Coldplay because he says Vida La Vida is ripped off from his I Just Wanna Fly. Satriani’s attorney has now announced that he plans to ambush the band sometime this weekend while they’re in New York for the Grammys – process servers lurking in every corner waiting to pounce while cameras roll. Full Story