Porny’s new hair, hot legs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 10:08:42 January 6, 2010 10:08:42

It’s another Ken Paves soap opera creation – he and his most high profile client Jessica Simpson were shot leaving his salon last night after spending hours inside working on a new ‘do. Blonde curly mall waves. Mall waves weave? Probably not a bad bed. You know they sell them Full Story

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Emile WHO?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:54:49 January 6, 2010 08:54:49

Robert Pattinson was hanging out with Emile Hirsch in Cannes. We were there that night at the Du Cap when they arrived and, for Laura, I endured two hours of his bullsh-t before I made her leave. Because I could no longer stand Emile Hirsch’s groundbreaking Ph.D dissertation on filmmaking. Click here Full Story

Sit DOWN JLo

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:46:23 January 6, 2010 08:46:23

There was a time, in the early-ish part of the last decade, when Jennifer Lopez was as famous as one could be. But it’s 2010 now. And she can’t pass herself off as a singer anymore. And the promise of Out of Sight never really materialised. And since Selena it’s been one sh-tty movie after another. Full Story

Supermodels on holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 08:18:00 January 6, 2010 08:18:00

Kate Moss and Naomi Campbell are both in Thailand with their boyfriends on holiday. Naomi’s dude is a Russian billionaire called Vladislav Doronin. Of course. They’ve been together a while now. Seems like their relationship consists of going from one luxury resort to another. Vlady is a hunk though. Full Story

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It was her Oscar

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 07:21:39 January 6, 2010 07:21:39

If this is the way she gives acceptance speeches for acting, maybe she should win one. Diablo Cody tweeted from the Palm Springs Film Festival Awards last night that: Mariah Carey just gave the most awesome acceptance speech of all time. Unfortunately, at press time, there’s only this short video of what happened. Full Story

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January 6, 2010 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 6, 2010 07:03:17 January 6, 2010 07:03:17

To Jessica from Jennifer who admires you so much for your London adventure. Berlin and Prague > Pickering! And for Naera – that’s quite the arty snowman! Re: Jacek , that’s his first name, it’s Polish, and no, we had no idea it means bastard in Korean. I’m not Korean and thankfully Jacek doesn’t mean anything in Chinese. Full Story

Tuesday, January 5, 2010

Dear Gossips,

Vince Vaughn married a regular Canadian girl from Calgary who doesn’t scheme with her publicist for pap photos and strategic tabloid stories in a state of constant feud with her ex and his goddess of a baby maker. Meanwhile Jennifer Aniston keeps making sh-tty movies and goddammit she’s fabulous at 40! and loves herself very much.  Read Full Intro

JailBait meets the family

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 17:06:00 January 5, 2010 17:06:00

JailBait Miley Cyrus, 16 years old, is in Australia with her boyfriend Liam Hemsworth having arrived there on NYE to spend time with him and his family. The two were previously spotted together hand in hand romantic in Paris. Oh no. They’re not f-cking at all. Teens don’t have sex. What? Photo Assumption at play – JailBait’s body language with this boy is much different from what we saw with that awkward looking Justin Gaston. Full Story

Glee comes home

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 14:27:09 January 5, 2010 14:27:09

Miss Glee so much. And April is so far away. And it won’t fly by quickly either. So we take our fix where we can. Cory Monteith is from BC. He came home for the holiday. Was spotted heading to Vancouver Island in a vintage Porsche Targa. Well that makes up for the dorky, don’t it? Anyway, thanks to my homeboy RH for sending this along. Full Story

No more Strange

Lainey Posted by Lainey at January 5, 2010 12:56:04 January 5, 2010 12:56:04

Russell Brand has collected a LOT of Strange along the way. My friend Fiona hates it when her husband Kiu uses this expression. It’s offside, sure. But it totally applies to Brand’s romantic history. One night multiples, many walks of shame… and now he’s found The One. Full Story