Hot Harry on a Horse holds hands

September 5, 2008 06:32:03 Posted at September 5, 2008 06:32:03
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Hot Harry and Chelsy hit up a club last night in London and left holding hands! Squee! Not sure why this is so exciting but it was like waking up to a treat this morning – seeing something as innocuous as the spare leading his girl into their car…maybe it’s a princely thing? LOVE them together. Full Story

September 5, 2008 – Smutty Shout-Outs

September 5, 2008 06:23:26 Posted at September 5, 2008 06:23:26
Lainey Posted by Lainey

To Ale from Mari - Happy 30th birthday!! New decade, new start. Don't ever forget how fabulous you are - "go live the life you always dreamed of"! Happy Birthday Christine W! What happened to our puppy emails? Happy Birthday Kelly S – wishing you a wondering weekend! To Stephanie P from Theodora, Tammy, Rose, Rachel, Heather B, Caroline (with extra love from Brussels) – congratulations on the new job… in Dubai! Your girls remind you: no sex on the beach there! Miss you terribly and sad to say goodbye. Full Story

Thursday, September 4, 2008

Dear Gossips,

Something Britney was indeed brewing! As announced yesterday afternoon, the VMAs will have a Chicken Fried opening, and while Britney is confirmed not to be performing in the conventional sense, our girl has always had a flair for the theatrical. On Sunday night, there is nothing else but the VMAs…a lthough if you ask the egomaniacal Pip, he’ll tell you that the entire universe will revolve around his William Rast presentation the same night in New York.

Fashion week, TIFF, MTV… after a long, dry summer, gossip is getting moist again, led by the Republican party’s Vice Presidential nominee and MiniVan Majority-courting Sarah Palin who is receiving the kind of smutty coverage from mainstream respectable news outlets usually reserved for proper celebrities. Everyone speaks smut…do you LOVE it, or do you LOVE it?

Yours in gossip,


Mom Wins

September 4, 2008 13:09:36 Posted at September 4, 2008 13:09:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Actually… money wins. Quick saga recap: Usher’s managed by his mom for years. Usher meets Tameka. Mom hates Tameka. Usher defends Tameka’s controversial reputation. Tameka gets pregnant. Mom gets booted. Tameka marries Usher. Usher’s new album sucks. Usher reconnects with Mom. Full Story

Anger Management

September 4, 2008 11:47:28 Posted at September 4, 2008 11:47:28
Lainey Posted by Lainey

It's not just Russell Crowe who has anger issues...only he was stupid enough to beat down a dude who didn't have to survive in the business. This ferocious lady who in these circles has always been known to be a difficult bitch keeps her attacks, with a few exceptions (like if you make the mistake of not getting out of her way quickly enough at the airport), restricted to those who have to work around her. Full Story

Adrien Brody and Martin Landau

September 4, 2008 11:41:00 Posted at September 4, 2008 11:41:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

2:26 PM Eastern - Adrien Brody and Martin Landau arriving in Toronto. "Martin Landau lit up a cigarette right away but he looks like a crypt keeper!" Submitted by Rina  Full Story

Jennifer Aniston

September 4, 2008 11:37:36 Posted at September 4, 2008 11:37:36
Lainey Posted by Lainey

2:07pm Eastern - Jennifer Aniston, Four Seasons Lobby Submitted by Jason   Lainey: Really??? That seems rather early...and it certainly smuts things up doesn't it? Her screening isn't til Sunday. Brad's is tomorrow. Life & Style, In Touch, and Star - the bottom feeding rags - are going to lose their tits over this. Full Story

Cryptic words from Sundin?

September 4, 2008 11:19:00 Posted at September 4, 2008 11:19:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

Big story as you know in hockey is whether or not Mats Sundin is coming back...and where. He's playing a charity game in Toronto this weekend. Just flew in moments ago. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" his response was:"Are you kidding me?" . Full Story

Mats Sundin

September 4, 2008 11:14:00 Posted at September 4, 2008 11:14:00
Lainey Posted by Lainey

2:01 PM Eastern - Mats Sundin arriving in Toronto's Pearson Airport. When asked by a random if he'll be "playing for the Canucks" his response was: "Are you kidding me?" Interpret that how you will.   Submitted by Lainey    Full Story

Paul Gross

September 4, 2008 09:47:08 Posted at September 4, 2008 09:47:08
Lainey Posted by Lainey

12:42 PM Eastern - Paul Gross in the lobby of the Intercontinental on Bloor Submitted by Jessica B.  Full Story

The Parent Pimp Handbook

September 4, 2008 09:20:39 Posted at September 4, 2008 09:20:39
Lainey Posted by Lainey

As you know, Lynne Spears wrote a tell-all complete with juicy details on Britney’s plummet called Through The Storm: A Real Tale Of Fame And Family In A Tabloid World. Details from her memoirs have now been leaked – nothing that would shock you, all things considered, except the tragic reality that her recollections won’t serve as a valid explanation so much as a roadmap for every other exploitative parent out there who thinks she has a Britney/Miley enrolled in pre-school. Full Story