Want to spend a night with the screaming fangirls? And the horny fanmoms? I know you do, don’t lie! Twilight is our sick, twisted addiction. Ugh. So yeah, I’m totally going. And are you? We have 10 pairs of passes to the Twilight premiere on November 19th. Five (5) for Vancouver and five (5) for Toronto. Full Story
The energy is smutty today. Everyone is fighting. Everyone hates everyone else. The air is thick with drama, it’s the ideal temperature – gossip is growing! Next in the ring: Lindsay Lohan and Hayden Panettiere. Milo’s little Lolita was shopping the other day when she was approached by a few fans who apparently mistook her for Lilo Full Story
Miley Cyrus has finally succeeded in looking older than Ali Lohan. Congratulations! Check out JailBait at the CMAs last night if you can find her under that volcano of makeup that’s exploded all over her face. The point of being young and youthful and no wrinkles and NOT EVEN 16 (!) is to not have to embellish, isn’t it? Or was it? If looking OLD is in, why does Granny Nicole Kidman keep mutilating her face? JailBait brought along her dad and her 20 year old boyfriend Justin Gaston to the event amid rumours that he’s now living with her family. Full Story
Carrie Underwood won big last night at the CMAs. She also changed, like, 45 times. And each time she came out, she still looked like her wax figure so in the style department, she’s not exactly kicking Porny Simpson’s ass… As for that mall hair I mentioned in reference to Taylor Swift – straight on top, curly on bottom – perfect example right here on Country’s biggest bitch whose ego, if you can believe it, is actually heavier and more volatile, than her hair. Full Story
Is that the old lady recipient of the Lifetime Achievement Award at the CMAs this year? No. That is Granny Freeze Nicole Kidman looking elderly on the red carpet. And, once again, drawing attention to her belly. Like there might be something in there. Or reminding us that there was something in there. Full Story
Reese Witherspoon presented last night at the CMAs looking so happy and so healthy, in red lips and black lace and big hair and embracing the country spirit. Reese is just kicking off promotion now for Four Christmases with Vince Vaughn. Movie poster is attached. She really is that short. He really is that tall. Full Story
F-ck the Brange and Aniston. Teen cheating is what it’s all about. So Taylor Swift was dating one of the Jonas Brothers. Joe, I think? Whatever. They broke up, she decided not to take the discreet route, told everybody he did it over the phone, in like, 27 seconds, all conveniently while she’s promoting her new record. Full Story
I might actually PVR this sh-t. If only to see how far Oprah jumps up Jennifer Aniston’s ass. The show taped yesterday, will air today, and as you would expect, the two were as gushy feely as they’ve always been. According to audience members, Jennifer’s words for the Brange were decidedly more kind and conciliatory than what she had to say in Vogue. Full Story
Friday Night Gay? Yay! Ausiello reported yesterday that someone came out on Friday Night Lights last night.
Who was it? No! Don’t tell me! I have to know! Wait! I can’t!
FNL is currently airing on DirecTV and will premiere on conventional television in January. Many of you have been cheating online, which is cool, but please… please don’t let it die. I’ve attached an incentive.
For those of you returning from holiday – scroll down to get caught up! New posts were added late yesterday and the day before.
Wednesday – blogging all day.
Yours in gossip,
This appeared in today’s Daily Telegraph in Australia. If you don’t want her infection, you don’t need the details about her diseased f*cking diseased party on New Year’s Eve. Because the headline is enough. While we’re at it though, can you believe this sh-t is Pay Per View online? For $55??? Who are the losers shelling out $55 to pay per view with Ebola stanky Hilton??? Thanks Lucy! To view the full article click here. Full Story