Twilight: so long…for now

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 17:10:00 March 13, 2009 17:10:00

It was a week of pre-production: photo shoots, rehearsals, costume, camera work, meetings, whatever it is that actors do… Last night several cast members went out for dinner including Kristen Stewart and of course Nikki Reed, Jackson Rathbone, and Rachelle Lefevre and Edi Gathegi. Robert Pattinson was not with them. Full Story

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Friday Night Bentley

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 14:28:43 March 13, 2009 14:28:43

Ugh. Size 2 Jennifer Love Hewitt today showing off her new Bentley. “Love” as they call her is the star of a show called Ghost Whisperer that airs on Friday Nights, a modest ratings winner on a night that’s hard to win. For several seasons now. Ghost Whisperer. They watch Ghost Whisperer. Full Story

Karl Barbie and the Maze

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:49:00 March 13, 2009 10:49:00

My favourite thing about yesterday was the alleged Mother of Jesus. My favourite thing about today is Karl holding his Karl Barbie. I don’t see that it gets much better than this. I honestly don’t. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:34:05 March 13, 2009 10:34:05

Does brown cover meth face? (Dlisted)

Lilo’s muscular ‘mo (Hollywood Tuna)

Another tv girl back in her place (Just Jared)

The cast of New Moon in makeup (Pop Sugar)

Emma Watson by Karl Lagerfeld (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Alba Bitch lumpy sateen! (INO)

Would you eat Clooney tofu? (Cele|bitchy)

Star Magazine bullsh-t of the week: Brad Pitt pulls a Jude Law (IDLYITW)

Dress like a Vagina Virgin (Webster’s is my bitch)

Becks should have used this excuse (Kickette)

Do you like her hair?

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 10:01:05 March 13, 2009 10:01:05

It’s Mena Suvari last night at the American Character: A Photographic Journey event in New York. As you can see, she’s modified Farrah Fawcett. Katie Holmes tried to make this work a few months ago when she was guesting on Eli Stone, remember? It was wrong. On Mena though, kinda quirky to begin with, I don’t know…I think I like it. Full Story

How to look like Taylor Kitsch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:44:35 March 13, 2009 08:44:35

On the cover of Men’s Health. You know I love him. But if I’m honest, I have to say I don’t love the hair. I can’t get down with hair like that. It’s too… truck stop/Fabio/trailer park. He needs to cut it. After Wolverine it’s time to cut it. The rest of him however, the rest of him we won’t change a thing. Full Story

Radiohead vs JailBait: Radiohead bitchslaps back!!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 08:04:33 March 13, 2009 08:04:33

I LOVE YOU SO MUCH THOM YORKE!!! You should be opening up iTunes right now and downloading every Radiohead album. They deserve your support, admiration, they deserve your WORSHIP. Last week JailBait Miley Cyrus went on the radio and told a story about Radiohead, how they – in her estimation – should have jumped at the chance to meet her but instead pretty much told her to sit the f-ck DOWN at the Grammys. Full Story

GOOPy gladiator booties

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:42:00 March 13, 2009 07:42:00

Last year around this time, my Gwyneth started rocking every Iron Man red carpet in 6 inch crazy heels. Soon after they started selling out everywhere. She’s since been credited with making them the Must. GOOPy has a shoe thing. Today in London, wearing a black trench and bare legs, G stepped out in a brand new pair of nude gladiator booties with … a built-in sock? Definitely not for the MiniVan, hell no. Full Story

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Shrek drive fast car

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:22:58 March 13, 2009 07:22:58

Q: why do they keep making these movies?A: Paul Walker has no career otherwise. Same goes for Vin Diesel. Unless he wants to star in the live action version of Shrek. Because these are his only two options: 1. Driving fast and grunting or 2. Painting himself green and hanging out with Donkey. Q: why do they keep watching these movies???A: good taste is dead. Full Story

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Movie Star Nose

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 07:07:28 March 13, 2009 07:07:28

I have always loved her nose. She has a great nose. I also prefer when she lets her hair down. This is Julia Roberts in Paris with that sexy beast Clive Owen continuing to promote Duplicity through Europe. Julia decided to amp it up for a change…and this is good. Too many boring suits these days, it’s nice to see her in a slinky black dress. Full Story

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March 13, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 13, 2009 06:50:28 March 13, 2009 06:50:28

This is for Darren who bet his wife Jennifer and his sister in law Jennifer a Starbucks gift card that there was NO WAY George Clooney would appear on ER in any one of the last few episodes: Pay up.  Full Story