Super Tan Tokyo!

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 06:52:51 March 10, 2009 06:52:51

Maybe it’s the red backdrop but the GMD looks extra lobster in these photo call pictures from Tokyo today while promoting Valkyrie. Is it just me or does this movie feel like it’s been out a f-cking year already? In a few hours no doubt we’ll see the GMD and his Robo on the carpet. Full Story

Just another five pounds

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 06:45:23 March 10, 2009 06:45:23

It’s her new favourite print. This is Victoria Beckham out for dinner last night with David in a form fitting dress with a blinding pattern designed to shrink her, optically, at least another 5 pounds, just as a reminder: there is no such thing as too skinny, you hear? There is no such thing as undereating. Full Story

March 10, 2009 – Smutty Shout-Outs

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 10, 2009 06:31:00 March 10, 2009 06:31:00

Happy Birthday Jill! Did you receive your pre-birthday gift yesterday? Taylor Kitsch in Vanity Fair? To Berni and the “Twilight/R Pattinson freaks” in Manitoba – what’s up!!! I totally believe you’re not the craziest ones. Full Story

Monday, March 9, 2009

Dear Gossips,

I called my mother this morning. It’s her birthday. These are the rules: I call her on MY birthday to thank her for giving me life. I call her on HER birthday to give thanks that she is alive.

Me: Happy Birthday Mom!
Squawking Chicken: (cackling) Today your favourite day of year!
Me: Sure. What do you have planned?
Squawking Chicken: what you buy me?
Me: you can tell me what you want when I come home next week.
Squawking Chicken: why you not think about it?
Me: you keep changing your mind, Mother.
Squawking Chicken: I go to Casino Rama today. If I no win, you pay me.
Me: Fine. Penny slots, right?
Squawking Chicken: My birthday. Why I play penny slots?
Me: because that’s what you normally play.
Squawking Chicken (switching to Cantonese now): You put my birthday on a budget? Do you know Mommy almost died carrying you around? Do you know what it felt like, you were 9 pounds. All because your dad’s side of the family gave you thick legs. The early bird casino shuttle is leaving soon. I have to go.
Me: um, ok. Have fun.


Click.

My mother doesn’t believe in goodbye. As for those of who keep asking us – is she really like that? Put it this way: most people who were at my wedding can’t remember what I was wearing. Everyone at my wedding remembers what SHE was wearing. Today is my favourite day of the year.

Twilight sighted all over Vancouver. Photos and details to come. Fangirls gone crazy on Canada’s West Coast. And we have months to go…

Monday – am blogging all day, still sniffling, but Porny’s making it better. New Jessica Simpson pics! And Matt Damon’s junk encased in spandex.

SCROLL DOWN for photos of a sassy Miss Zahara and her sister posted late on Friday.

Yours in gossip,

Lainey

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If he was your dad…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 17:14:25 March 9, 2009 17:14:25

Even just for a dayWould you roll out of bed in the morningOr spend most of your life hiding away? This is Billy Ray Cyrus yesterday in Hollywood at the John Varvatos benefit. There is no reason for that hair. No reason for that … thing… on his chin. It’s not an age thing. It’s a douche thing. Full Story

It’s happening. Finally.

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 15:53:00 March 9, 2009 15:53:00

I have been begging, BEGGING, for 3 years for Taylor Kitsch to be recognised. It’s coming. It’s happening. Finally. Wolverine. But it should have been Tim Riggins and Friday Night Lights. Better late than never, I guess. Did you weep last week when Street and Riggins said goodbye? You’ll weep even more reading Scott Porter’s very candid, very thorough blog for EW.com  Full Story

Tiffany gift for Country Bitch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 14:19:00 March 9, 2009 14:19:00

Exclusive. Sunday afternoon. Ottawa Holt Renfrew. Like Canada’s Neiman Marcus. Sort of. Mike Fisher of the Ottawa Senators, he’s the cute Canadian dating that country bitch Carrie Underwood, Mike’s at the Tiffany counter with $5,000 pendant necklace in his hand. He pays, it’s wrapped, off he goes. Full Story

Rob last night

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 12:49:04 March 9, 2009 12:49:04

Here you go ladies…thanks MP! Last night Robert Pattinson hit up a local club in Vancouver and was kind enough to pose with a beautiful girl. Doesn’t look like he minded at a ll. It’s probably the best I’ve seen him look in a long time. Hot. Almost. Because his mouth isn’t open. Full Story

Karl is disgusted

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 11:40:42 March 9, 2009 11:40:42

Paris Fashion Week. At the Karl Lagerfeld show. Beth Ditto sat in the front row. Love her. Because she knows who she is and won’t change. Not even in the face of a bitchbeating fan. Le Karl suffered through a photo opportunity with her. Does he look like he needs to throw up again? Can you hear him? But that woman, but her body. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 11:13:16 March 9, 2009 11:13:16

I don’t understand his shoes. Explain to me his shoes (Dlisted)

What exactly does she do??? (Hollywood Tuna)

Do you want to smell like a punk ass poseur? (Just Jared)

I miss real movie stars. She is a real movie star (Pop Sugar)

Punishment for breaking my arm: dating a dude who looks like this (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Fergie Ferg. The shoes. I die. (INO)

Is the Mighty Opes sitting on the fence??? (Cele|bitchy)

Rosario Dawson dominatrix (IDLYITW)

Chicken Fried – is that her real hair? (ICYDK)

Lilo’s bony arms and clavicle in Miami. At a party. Where else? (A Socialite's Life)

Sit DOWN Panettiere

Lainey Posted by Lainey at March 9, 2009 09:27:57 March 9, 2009 09:27:57

Little bitch, big ego, needs to sit the f-ck DOWN. Hayden Panettiere was on the carpet at an event in Hawaii the other day. It was a fundraiser for a local hospital. The press was there. This is why SHE was there. To PROMOTE the cause. Hayden was crusty from the moment she arrived, barking at photographers to “back up!” when she arrived at the step and repeat. Full Story

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