The end of T2

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 08:23:00 December 29, 2009 08:23:00

Well sh-t, that’s a surprise. Can you contain your sarcasm? Taylor Swift and Taylor Lautner – Us Weekly is confirming that they’re over. You’ll recall, it was “revealed” that they hooked up in October, only a month before the release of New Moon. Full Story

How Mimi travels in Capri

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 08:08:19 December 29, 2009 08:08:19

How could we close out the year without some Mimi amazingness? So the Capri Hollywood International Film Festival has decided to honour Mariah Carey for her work in Precious. What? Of course Mimi turned up to collect. And with her personal walker, Nick Cannon, alongside to celebrate. As you can see, Mimi’s wearing another tight sparkly dress. Full Story

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Chicken Fried Brown for NYE

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 07:53:17 December 29, 2009 07:53:17

Britney Spears was photographed yesterday at the Mondrian Hotel in West Hollywood with dark hair. Again. As I’ve already noted, Britney un-blonde is trouble. And the timing… Britney was supposed to have been freed from her father’s authority. Instead, last week, word came that his conservatorship had been extended. Full Story

Casting Couch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 29, 2009 07:32:25 December 29, 2009 07:32:25

It was mystifying several years ago why she was hyped the way she was hyped. Just another starlet with no real significant starring vehicles somehow ending up with a prestigious magazine cover proclaiming her as the next It. Well It never happened. And after all this time and a string of failures, she’s been trying to change the course. Full Story

Monday, December 28, 2009

Dear Gossips,

Last night I sabred my first bottle of champagne. Jacek was standing by with cell phone in hand ready to call the paramedics. I am ordinarily a clumsy motherf-cker and some people jack it on their maiden voyages. But this, a sabre and a champagne bottle in my hands, this is my gift.  Read Full Intro

Quinto > Pine

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 13:32:49 December 28, 2009 13:32:49

Watched Star Trek with Jacek on Christmas Eve. Definitely one of my top 10 of the year. But it only intensified Jacek’s dislike of Chris Pine basely solely and unfairly on the weird grossness of his face. It’s like he’s constantly being swarmed by wasps. I agree. He’s very difficult to look at. Full Story

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Rachel McAdams: Christmas with the torch

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 12:54:13 December 28, 2009 12:54:13

Her movie was a great success this weekend at the box office. But instead of New York or LA, she spent Christmas close to home in London, Ontario. Here are some super cute photos of the super cute Rachel McAdams this weekend hitting up the Taphouse Bar gamely posing for photos with a group of young men in full Olympic torch gear as the flame, on its way to Vancouver for the Games, made its way through town. Full Story

Smutty Tingles

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 12:39:48 December 28, 2009 12:39:48

Nicole Kidman’s face lobster (Dlisted)

Megan Fox nudes weren’t real. But it was so easy to believe they were (The Superficial)

Katy Perry + Timbaland = S&M? (Hollywood Tuna)

Valentine’s Day is anti-gay? (Popeater)

Angelina fur hat reshoots (Just Jared)

Nicole Richie’s adorable family outing (Pop Sugar)

Why can’t she look this good on Gossip Girl? (INO)

Scabby’s disgusting Christmas present to the world (Drunken Stepfather site NSFW)

Dear Jennifer Aniston: you can have Josh Groban. But STAY AWAY from Sam Rockwell (Cele|bitchy)

Leo & Bar again and again and again (ASL)

You’re with your first born…

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 09:53:35 December 28, 2009 09:53:35
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In Dublin. At your brother’s wedding. You’ve mentioned how you love Eamon and his now husband Stephen. And James is with you to celebrate. It must have been such a wonderful weekend for you. Alicja and Henry didn’t join? Well the baby, he’s so young. Perhaps the travel, it’s too much. Full Story

Jude & Sienna: family holiday

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 08:52:08 December 28, 2009 08:52:08

He mentioned on Letterman a couple of weeks ago that he’d be spending the holiday on a beach with his children. Obviously Sienna Miller was included in those plans. Jude Law is in Barbados with her. She arrived first last week, was papped with her mother, and knowing this, still he came with the kids… Which means they know we know and they don’t care anymore. Full Story

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JLo’s losing season

Lainey Posted by Lainey at December 28, 2009 07:33:28 December 28, 2009 07:33:28

Ugh. My Dolphins pissed away the season. They lost yesterday to the Texans and can “technically” still make the playoffs but only IF they win next week and FOUR OTHER TEAMS LOSE. Please. It’s a waste of a season. And it’s Marc Anthony and Jennifer Lopez’s inaugural losing season. Full Story

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